Chapter 1049 Kill one thousand enemies and lose eight hundred
Zhang Yingwen smiled and humble, and then retired.
Tang Shijin and Wang Shenxing looked all day, and took it back to the palace at night to let Yan Baiyu look at it, and then she also looked at the things he brought back in the gift list.
The surrounding islands, such as Java, also have coffee, rubber, coconut, and oil palm; and Bo Ni is rich in lonuard incense; Zhenla has Agarwood, sugarcane mango, and rhinos and elephants.
The rhino and elephant who also brought the living, but it was too late.
Moreover, there is a bark that can be cured by malaria.
Tang Shijin suddenly thought of.
This is the world -renowned malaria special medicine.
Of course, Golden Roosa is a name, which has not appeared at this moment, and at this time, they should not extract alkaloids and cannot create golden chicken "frost", but this bark should not be wrong.
Then, then
Tang Shijin immediately wrote a letter and sent the bark to Xun Yuanmu.
If this is really the kind of tree, then she has to send Hai Dongqing to the past, and the whole point is a good thing in the space. This is a good thing.
Yan Baiyi also saw the middle of the night, pushing away everything the next day, came back early, and continued to watch.
Tang Shijin also found a pair of high heels in the gift list!
Sure enough, the legend is often unreliable. Legend has it that high heels were invented in the eighteenth century, but now there are already.
It looks like six or seven centimeters, and it ’s strange to look good. It’ s small.
Tang Shijin immediately stepped on and walked in front of Yan Baiyu for a while. Yan Baiyu laughed: "Is this a shoe worn by the Gentiles?"
"Yes," Tang Shijin held his skirt with one hand, and said, "This is the shoes worn by the Gentiles, is it particularly charming?
Yan Baizhen laughed: "Yes."
Tang Shijin asked the person next to him: "Is it, Ping'er, do you think is it?"
Several Ping'er should also be.
Then Tang Shijin said: "But, do you know why the Gentiles invented this kind of shoes?"
At a glance, Yan Baiyi remembered that she said "cat shit coffee" that year, and raised her eyebrows.
Several Ping'er didn't notice anything at all, and he was very interested in asking: "Why?"
Tang Shijin said with a smile: "I heard that the Gentiles like to pour feces everywhere ... just from the window and pour directly out, because their streets and alleys are narrow, so it is easy to fall to pedestrians.
That is, the emperor, when the tour, was almost splashed with man -headed manure. This is a normal state. Therefore, they need to wear this kind of shoe to avoid stepping on a shit. "
Yan Baiyu: "..."
He silently put away his smile.
Tang Shijin laughed and said: "Their law stipulates that the barrel cannot be poured during the day, and they can only fall in the night, and they have to sip before they fall to avoid falling on the pedestrian's head, but few people will drink, they will directly fall down.
And they do n’t even have a latrine, what do you often do on the street, you know. "
"And more than that, they are at home, whether the master or the servant, but also urinate anywhere, so the owner needs to change the room frequently. After changing, the servant cleaned up the shit and urine room ... I heard that they fought war.
At the time, these things are directly discharged into the moat, so when attacking, you need to pass through the dense septic tank ... "
"And there is no bed in their rooms. They are spreading a layer of dried grass on the soil. These dried grass are available in the grass.
The new dried grass, but it will not clean the old ones, just one layer and a layer, so boast that the grass rods in your home are the waist, just praise you rich. "
Everyone: "..."
Tang Shijin continued: "And they don't take a bath. Many people take only three baths in their lives, one is born, the other is a big marriage, and the other is to enter the time when they die. Because they think that there is a layer of dirt on the body, it will not get sick, and
It is closer to God, God is their gods. Because they generally have only two ways: blood and vomiting, they will die when they are cold.
Those who do not take a bath will be called the virgin, or the saint. So they have many methods for treating itching, and perfume. "
Her Majesty of the Emperor Cue: "I heard that there was an emperor who did not take a bath all his life. His lover said in his memoir that the smell on Louis XIV can be vomited at ten meters."
Yan Baiyu: "..."
He supported his forehead and said helplessly: "Don't say it, it's too disgusting ..."
Tang Shijin laughed and said, "I heard that the woman there, usually holding a bouquet of flowers in my hand, do you think about that situation, is it particularly beautiful? But it is actually because it is too stinky, so so it is too smelly, so it is too stinky, so so it is too stinky, so it is too stinky, so so it is too smelly, so it is too stinky, so so it is too smelly, so it is too stinky, so it is too stinky, so it is too stinky, so it is too smelly, so it is too stinky, so it is too stinky, so it is too smelly, so
You can only put the flowers on your nose to avoid smelling smell. "
Everyone: "..."
Everyone is disgusting.
Tang Shijin was a typical killing of the enemy a thousand to lose eight hundred. She said that she was disgusting.
A few people did not call me in the evening. Wu did not fight for a meal. He thought he had delayed the hour, and then more than ten people.
Wu Wu was disgusting, and then he immediately turned out of the palace. I didn't know who had disgusting.
However, at this moment Qi Yan Ling He Yanmo is not there. It is estimated that he can only be disgusting and disgusting Jiang Bi'an? He Qianbi.
But anyway, it seemed like this to many people's ears.
Because Zhang Ying asked only when he came back at this moment, everyone silently remembered the source of the news into Zhang Yingwen's body. Many people asked him. Zhang Yingwen knew who the real news source was.
Decisure that you can only be vague.
Although Tang Shijin said he gave him ten days off, he was not good for ten days. After only three days, he came to work.
Tang Shijin talked to Wang Shenxing, and smiled at the first sight: "My back pot is coming."
Zhang Yingwen also laughed: "The lower official wants to say, what does this rumor mean?"
Tang Shijin: "This is true! Didn't you give a pair of high -heeled shoes? I told them, this is true!
Zhang Yingwen was surprised to pick an eyebrow.
Tang Shijin said halfway and vomited: "Don't talk about it, forget this stubble! I haven't eaten well for a few days."
Wang Shenxing drank tea and laughed again and again: "Wang Ye was a stones and smashed his feet?"
"No!" Tang Shijin said with a smile: "I also smashed the feet of others, and I also smashed my feet!"
Wang Shenxing laughed and thought of: "Speaking of stones, the stones sent yesterday are good."
Tang Shijin said.
Recently, they are all collecting specialties from various places. Yesterday, Qingzhou sent a stone. In fact, it was a triangular fossil, but because of the long -like swallow, it was called a swallow stone.
, Qingzhou sent the Takai Terrace, which is still strange.