Chapter 1141 The skin man has his own skin man grinder
The couple went out secretly and saw a small ball of rice ball walking slowly out of the wall. They looked like a big cat from a distance.
Tang Shijin was speechless.
I asked a little dumpling boy who was less than four years old, how did he sneak out under the noses of a lot of palace maids and eunuchs and wet nurses... The child prodigy is quite a child prodigy. Why do you think that being so god is not a place?
It was a cold weather and was afraid that he would be frozen, Yan Bowei coughed, and then saw the little dumpling suddenly stiffen, then quickly curled up into a ball and stopped moving.
Tang Shijin was so happy that he walked over and patted his back.
He didn't move, and Tang Shijin patted again, but he still didn't move.
Tang Shijin simply picked him up. Xiao Tuanzi closed his eyes hard and made a small snoring sound!!
Two people: "…"
If you say you are pretending to be sleepwalking, he really has no idea. He is purely the instinct of a small animal: pretending to be dead.
Tang Shijin shook him speechlessly: "Okay, Your Highness, Your Highness, your travel plan has failed. Now please open your eyes and take the consequences bravely."
Tianyou: "Huhuhuhu~~"
Tang Shijin: "..."
She silently put her hand into his clothes, touched his little flesh, and gently scratched his belly, and his whole body twitched violently... Then she scratched her silently for a few more times, and Tianyou finally couldn't help it and laughed haha.
Yan Bowei, who had been watching, said: “…”
If it were him, he might have taken his son back to sleep. I will talk about it tomorrow, but what should I say? Skinned people will be hurt by them?
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Then the two of them took their son back, and the palace maid and eunuch knelt on the ground. Tang Shijin poured his son half a bowl of ginger soup, and then put him on the bed: "Son, come on, tell me, what do you want to do?"
Xiao Tianyou knew that he couldn't get through this, so he wouldn't cry until he could not finish it. Then he said obediently: "Tianyou wants to ride a big bird."
Tang Shijin said: "Riding a big bird?"
Xiao Tianyou blinked his bright big eyes and said cutely: "My mother, dad, uncle, Tianyou sends him some to ride a big bird."
Tang Shijin: "..."
He makes sense!!
She couldn't help but ask him, "But how did you escape?"
Xiao Tianyou said: "Just put down the tent, blow the lights black, and wait until the wet nurse falls asleep, that's enough!"
Good!! Obviously this guy thinks this is very simple and natural, and there is no need to think about it at all.
Yan Bowei sighed, "Tianyou, do you know where the Big Bird is? Do you know how many roads it takes to get from here to where the pass is? Do you know how many shadow guards there are in our courtyard?"
He went out with his son in his arms and said directly: "Come."
With a whistle, the courtyard was silent, and the shadow guards who flew down the ground like birds, all bowed their heads, black clothes and black scarfs, looked like copy-paste from a distance, no difference.
Tianyou was obviously startled, his eyes wide open and he let out a wow.
In his little heart, he obviously felt that everyone should sleep when he was sleeping. He really didn't know that there were so many people in the yard when he was sleeping.
But he was not hit.
He pouted his two little cheeks, his black eyes turned around, obviously thinking about how to escape next time under such circumstances.
The child's father said earnestly: "You must understand that you are too young, you are less than four years old, and anyone over ten years old can easily catch you... There are many palace servants along the way. Do you think you can threaten them with the status of a prince? This is impossible, because in everyone's perception, you are still a child, so anyone who meets you will immediately report to your mother, or father, or catch you directly, so what you think is impossible..."
Xiao Tianyou listened.
Then he thought about it carefully and asked him, "Then I want to ride a big bird, what should I do?"
Yan Bowei took a long breath.
Then he said, "You really want to ride a big bird?"
He nodded: "Yeah!"
Yan Bowei said: "The big bird is very big, and it will be very fast and bumpy when running. And it is just a wild bird, and it is impossible to listen to us. If you must ride, you may be in danger during the process..."
He finished carefully all the way and said, "Do you understand all of it?"
Xiao Tianyou asked if he didn't understand, "Why is it going to be in danger?"
"There is danger... Think about it, if you ride on it, if you fall down, the shadow guard needs to save you. This big bird cannot be approached at will, so there will be a dispute between the two sides, and the people are so high,"
He compared himself: "The big bird is taller than me, so ordinary methods cannot subdue it, maybe they can only kill it, which is danger. Similarly, you are in danger, after all, it is too big and runs too fast. Think about what will happen if you fall from such a high place, what will happen if you are stepped on by its feet..."
He explained in detail again: "Do you understand now?"
He nodded: "I understand."
"So, do you still want to ride a big bird now?"
Xiao Tianyou Indigo thought seriously for a long time, and his expression was quite serious.
Then he said, "Tianyou wants to go."
"Okay," Yan Bowei said: "Then I will take you there in person when you memorize the Three Character Classic."
The little prince and the six little boys were both three years old and could recite three hundred thousand skillfully in less than two months, but Tianyou, a little skinny egg, has not even learned the Three Character Classic.
After coaxing his son to bed, the two came out, looked at each other silently, and sighed.
But what was unexpected about Tang Shijin was that this child actually began to learn seriously.
Tianyou belongs to that kind of person. It is really smart. He doesn’t need to go to the right place. When he first uses the right place, he learns it in less than three days.
Then Yan Bowei kept his promise and took him to the schoolyard to ride an ostrich.
Tang Shijin asked someone to sew a set of protective gear for him in advance and also made a helmet.
This ostrich is more than two meters tall, but the height of his neck and body is similar to riding a horse. There was an ostrich competition abroad, so this kind of bird can be ridden after being trained, but now there is no concept at all, and even those who train animals will not.
But in short, I carefully tied the little dumpling on it and then carefully released it. The shadow guards surrounded the group, and Yan Bowei also changed the short stroke and followed his son in person.
Tang Shijin looked from afar.
In fact, it was okay at first. After all, Tianyou was very light. After going up, the ostrich didn't take it seriously and walked very slowly. As a result, Tianyou grabbed the ostrich's neck with both hands. The ostrich was frightened and ran wildly.
The shadow guard whistled and quickly surrounded him.
The ostrich ran even more wildly. Xiao Tianyou screamed in fright. Yan Bowei didn't dare to wait too much. He passed by like flying. He cut off the rope with his palm and held his son in his hand. The next moment, the sword of the Shadow Guard had pierced the ostrich's body. The ostrich made a miserable scream, and his strong legs tried to move, trying to break through.
Xiao Tianyou pounced on Yan Bowei's shoulder, crying so hard that he couldn't help but feel angry. Yan Bowei gently pressed his son's face on his shoulder and walked out quickly.
He was about to leave the school ground, and the little guy suddenly noticed something, raised his eyes, and in his blurry tears, he saw the ostrich's slender white neck raising up, and then slowly hang to the ground.