Just as she was racing with her thoughts, Ma Banxian'er also finished her little minstrel dance, then suddenly opened her eyes and shouted: "Kneel down!"
In the Tang Dynasty, the brocade did not move.
At the same time, he also grabbed Brother Lei, who was startled and almost knelt down subconsciously.
This is like a kind of hypnosis. The more people revere the gods, the more effective the hypnosis will be. At this time, when such a sudden sound comes, very few people will not kneel down.
Anyway, I have never encountered Ma Banxian'er.
The two looked at each other for a moment, Ma Banxian'er gritted his teeth and stared, and shouted again, "Kneel down!"
She still didn't move.
The crowd was in an uproar.
Mrs. Zhou's anxious voice trembled: "Jin'er, please kneel down quickly!"
"Why?" Tang Shijin said lightly: "This makes no sense! Hasn't the sacrifice not started yet? Why should I kneel down to you?"
Ma Banxian'er stared.
Tang Shijin said quickly: "It can't be so casual. You don't need to burn incense or worship Buddha. You can just walk two steps and invite the gods. Is it so easy to invite gods? You are not respectful enough!"
She originally planned to follow the local customs and cooperate, but when he asked her to kneel down, she was not very happy.
Especially since he knew she was a liar and was suspected of colluding with the Zhu family.
Eh?
When she said that, she was really stupid. That goddess must have been created by Zhu! She actually didn't think of it until now!
What Ma Banxian'er wanted to say was blocked by her, and she was trembling with anger.
Then she suddenly turned around and said: "My mother-in-law Ma is not famous for her ideas in these ten miles and eight villages. I have never been interested in worldly things such as gold and silver. I only think that after receiving enlightenment from Buddha and Bodhisattva, I can help the villagers.
Help the fellow villagers, you invited me here today to deliver your souls, but as soon as I came here, I met such a person, and he talked nonsense even if I didn’t hear about it. What does this mean? You look down on my old lady,
I'm leaving now! You can make up your own mind about your own affairs! If anything happens then, don't blame me!"
"No!" Tang Shijin said loudly: "Ma Banxian, I set up a table for sacrifices and invited you over so eagerly. I can't possibly do it to entertain you! But I am a serious person. I live in heaven and earth. Please
Gods, worshiping Buddha, kneeling to heaven, earth, king, relatives, and masters are all things that should be done. But you and I are neither relatives nor friends. You asked me to kneel to you for no reason. It’s not like you are asking God to come over to you. I think about this.
It doesn’t make sense! I can’t kneel!”
She paused for a moment: "And I just asked why, but you didn't answer me or say anything. Instead, you opened your mouth and blamed me, saying that I look down on you. Why do I look down on you? Is it possible that you have received enlightenment from the Bodhisattva?
Everyone has to kneel down when they see you? My deceased elder hasn’t been sent away yet. I’m afraid she won’t be happy to argue with you. Wouldn’t that be too disturbing?”
Mrs. Ma was speechless for a moment.
She went to eight villages in ten miles, but there was no one who was not obedient and obeyed her. She did whatever she said. How had she ever seen such a prickly person?
Mrs. Zhou rushed forward and said, "Jin'er! Stop talking!"
She grabbed Ma Banxian and said: "Jin'er is a child with a hard life. I'll help you out on her behalf. You see that you came all the way here, just for the sake of our fellow villagers in Zhulin Village.
Just help her and give her ancestors a gift, we are all very grateful!"
After all the hard work, Ma Banxian'er relaxed.
While telling people to disperse, he gave her a cold look.
Tang Shijin squinted his eyes slightly, thinking about how to solve this matter.
Waiting until the second quarter of the hour, Ma Banxian'er put on his clothes, holding a drum in his left hand and a whip in his right hand, and began to chant vaguely: "The sun sets in the west and the sky becomes dark, and every house closes the door. The magpies return to the mountains, and the domestic birds and pigeons rush to the eaves.
.The road is blocked for traffic, the river is blocked for ferry boats. Nine out of ten houses are locked, whips and drums are raised, and I move the gods..."
Then she paused and began to wave her whip and order her troops: "The big newspaper horse, the second soul boy, the creeper, the string dragon, the quick talker, the tongue learner, the clairvoyant, the ear is smooth, you all can communicate with each other on the mountain, I want to ask the old immortal to come down to the mountain.
①.”
Tang Shijin watched quietly from behind.
There are ways to lie to people.
Normally, if there are evil spirits in the home, for example, someone gets sick for no reason, for example, the porcelain is always broken, for example, the tree suddenly dies... Asking the goddess to perform the dance, she will go through this set of procedures, summoning, and ordering soldiers.
, breaking through barriers, crossing paths, setting up formations, etc. Generally, two people are required to cooperate. The four families invited are Hu, Huang, Chang, and Mang, which fall into the scope of "Family Fairies".
After waiting for Pan Dao'er, Jia Xian'er will be possessed. After possessing the body, you need to provide some designated offerings, and then you can ask questions.
But now, she wants to save the undead!
To save the undead... following this approach seems a bit wrong in the eyes of liars.
Unless she asks her grandma to do it.
But even if she could really play Lady Shi, she didn't know if she would look like her! She had no impression at all!
And now the key is, if she uses the identity of Mrs. Shi and says that she is the broom star, how will she solve it?
She still has half of the fragrance from last time in the space, but even if she manages to throw it in, it's still a big blur, and she can't explain it clearly.
There was also Zhu's medicine last time, but she didn't know what it was, and she didn't dare to use it.
In short, she became passive due to her negligence, which was a bit difficult to handle!
At this moment, she really misses her big eyelashes!
If he were here, he would make Ma Banxian'er kneel down in front of everyone and even dance like crazy.
At this moment, Ma Banxian'er had already started to talk: "Old Xian'er, I know you are here. There is a mahogany chair on top and a tiger skin mattress on top. Old Xian'er sat down to rest and rest...Old Xian'er,
Do you live in mountains, rivers, underground, or in heaven?"
The next moment, she suddenly let out an exclamation, knelt down suddenly, and shouted: "The golden body of Buddha and Bodhisattva has come! The golden body of Buddha and Bodhisattva has come!"
She kowtowed.
Everyone knelt down and kowtowed.
When Ma Banxian'er stood up again, her whole feeling had changed, and she said in a rather solemn voice: "I am the Saint of Mount Emei, the Samantabhadra Bodhisattva of the West."
Tang Shijin: "...???"
Her eyes couldn't help but open wide!
Are you stimulated by her? She actually invited a real god to come out? How dare you make it up!
However, she finally understood why she dared to call herself a half-immortal. After "upper body", her whole feeling was really completely different from before. Her whole movements seemed mysterious and solemn. The onlookers were already shaking their heads.
I dare not lift it.
Then she walked toward the yard and said, "Where are the dead souls? Why do they want to stay in the world?"
She closed her eyes, but showed a listening look, and then shook her head: "No, no, no! This girl was born with evil spirits, and her fate was to defeat her relatives. When she was born, her parents and brothers and sisters died. When she died, her parents, brothers and sisters were born... Now she
You have already killed your own mother and harmed your brothers, and you are still protecting me like this. Are you going to kill that family?"
She waved her hand: "Go, go..."
I don't know what came out of her whip, I just heard a whine, and then something rolled up in the piece, and then slowly disappeared.
Tang Shijin had a sullen face and said nothing.
This Ma Banxian'er also has a unique skill!
Anyway, when this happened, everyone was trembling with fear, and no one suspected it at all.
Then Ma Banxian trembled all over, indicating that the deity had escaped from the body. She chanted to send the deity away and burned the yellow paper.
The ground was silent for a moment and you could hear a pin drop.
Then Mrs. Zhou stepped forward hurriedly and said: "Great Immortal, this matter..."