Zhang Chi curiously walked to Lao Xu and asked quietly: "What's wrong?"
Zhang Chi whispered because he was afraid of scaring the fish in the pond.
"Come down, squat down a little, like me," Lao Xu said to Zhang Chi again.
Zhang Chi followed Lao Xu's example, squatted down slightly, and then...
Then, Zhang Chi discovered the art of disappearing pond water.
When looking at the water surface from this angle, the water surface suddenly disappeared. There seemed to be only air in the entire pond, only water plants, and only fish swimming around in the pond air.
Zhang Chi's eyes widened when he saw it. He and Melika felt that they had seen the pond countless times, but they had never felt like this. This was simply not a picture that the human mind could imagine.
Lao Xu sighed: "I once saw a calligraphy and painting by a famous artist, and the painting was of fish. Someone said that these fish paintings are vivid on the paper, as if they are alive."
Zhang Chi felt that Old Xu was in high spirits. What kind of paintings were you talking about at this time? Besides, you, at your cultural level, can appreciate art?
At most, just like the rest of us, just look at the pictorials, which also have pictures of beauties.
If I only paint landscapes, I always feel that the level of the painter is a little lower.
For people with our level of appreciation, if Qi Baishi's paintings and beauty pictorials are placed next to each other, without telling us, the first choice for wiping our butts would definitely be Qi Baishi's paintings, not the pictorials of young girls.
When people ask, they will say that if you use pictorial paper to rub your butt, it will be hard, but if you use painting, it will be soft.
"Now, I want to pull that coin-filled shit over here. It's so vivid on the paper. That's called jumping on the paper. What's the drawing on the paper?" Old Xu said excitedly.
Hearing what Lao Xu said, Zhang Chi couldn't help but laugh. He guessed that Lao Xu must be despised by others. Sometimes intellectuals have a sense of coquettishness in them, inexplicable coquettishness. They want to make money and are coy.
, obviously just want to sell his paintings at a high price, to rich people, and they have to pay as much as 2,500,000 to 80,000 yuan.
In this regard, Brother Xiaowu has to be the best. His principle is that art is worth money if I like it. If I don't like it, it will be hard to rub my buttocks with.
Look, if Brother Xiao Wu could read some books and get a diploma, he would be a very educated man.
"There is no art nowadays. If it were art to cheat money, there would be artists everywhere," Zhang Chi said with a smile.
Lao Xu patted his thigh: "This is so damn right. Painting used to be called painting, but what is painted now? Lines drawn on paper only cost 18 million. If we don't call it art, how can we say it?"
I thought it was a cutting line."
"Today's artists are those whose predecessors have finished their journey. When it is their turn, people have walked all the way, so they are left to mess around."
This is not what Zhang Chi said. He does not have such a cultural level. It is not what Brother Dawen said, so he has some money in his pocket. He has not invested in any art. He just thinks that modern art is nonsense. A few
The so-called connoisseur's profundity.
It's like the emperor's new clothes. When these people say they look good, everyone is afraid that others will say they don't like them, and then they nod along.
"exactly"
The two uneducated guys suddenly felt that they had similar interests and had a spirit of communication.
But obviously, spiritual communication is not worth dinner.
No matter how beautiful the scenery is, it can't stop the hunger at the Five Zang Temple.
"Where are the things you brought? Take them out to catch fish," Zhang Chi said to Lao Xu.
Lao Xu was surprised: "Didn't you bring it? At your house you asked me what I wanted to catch fish?"
Hearing what Lao Xu said, Zhang Chi suddenly remembered that all the fish he caught were packed in gourds.
He didn't pay attention to this when he came, thinking of bringing something with him, but now he found that it was difficult to take it out in front of Lao Xu.
Otherwise, Lao Xu will be silenced!
It's not impossible to silence them, but there are seniors and juniors like Xu, and Guan Jian is a pretty good guy. Zhang Chi was a little reluctant to do it for a while.
"What are you doing? What are you thinking about? I have nothing to go back and get." Seeing that Zhang Chi was wandering, Lao Xu reminded him aloud.
If he had known that Lao Zhang next to him was about to silence him, Lao Xu would have probably strangled Zhang Chi to death on the spot.
"I don't have anything."
Isn't this nonsense? Everything is in the gourd, how can he take it out?
Upon hearing this, Lao Xu said: "I'm going, you have to rely on me!"
"When we go back to get things, it's best to have a sniffing net or something," Zhang Chi said.
Lao Xu drove his four-wheel motorcycle back to get his things. Zhang Chi stood on the shore and looked at the beautiful scenery, thinking that he would call his wife over to take a look later.
Lao Xu left as quickly as he could and came back quickly. When he came back, there were two large exploration nets placed on the motorcycle. They were not too big at all. The pockets of the exploration nets were about half a meter long and were round.
With the guys in hand, the two of them started catching fish along the edge of the pond.
Zhang Chi picked for a while and finally found the fish he wanted to catch. He carefully put the fishing net into the water, slowly approached the fish, and then suddenly poked it under the body.
When I lifted up the net bag, I found only the empty net bag and the yellow mud water that was stirred up in the water. As for the fish, I don't know where they went.
Looking at the net in his hand, Zhang Chi asked Lao Xu across from him: "Did you catch it?"
Lao Xu said: "I didn't catch it. The fish in your pond are too good. I caught four or five fish before, but now I haven't caught any."
As he said this, Lao Xu put the net bag aside and began to take off his shoes and pants.
"What are you doing?" Zhang Chi asked curiously, looking at his posture.
Lao Xu said: "I don't believe it anymore, I'll go down and catch him!"
Soon, Lao Xu took off only his underpants. He saw this guy holding the net bag in his hand, carefully exploring the bottom of the pond sideways, and walking towards the water.
Zhang Chi looked at Lao Xu and asked, "Is the water cold?"
"It's really not cold. I just felt a little cold when I first came in, but it stopped being cold after people came in. Do you want to come down and give it a try?" Lao Xu said.
Zhang Chi thought about it, but he was still having an ideological struggle.
While Zhang Chi was struggling, Lao Xu burst out laughing and picked it up from the water again. A large carp of about four to five kilograms appeared in the net bag.
"Look, there is still something to be gained from coming down. Look at how fat the big fish is. I have to say that good water really raises good fish." Lao Xu excitedly held up the net bag.
"Hurry up and get the bucket".
Lao Xu shouted at Zhang Chi.
Zhang Chi immediately came to the motorcycle, took the bucket and ran to the place closest to Lao Xu.
After taking some water, Zhang Chi saw Lao Xu's net bag stretched out, took out the fish from his bag and threw it into the bucket.
Lao Xu dropped the fish and continued to explore in the water.
But then Lao Xu's luck ran out. After probing for more than ten minutes, not even a single fish hair came up.
Zhang Chi was a little anxious on the shore.
If you come by yourself, then one fish is enough. When the time comes to cook it in the evening, you can just ask Lao Xu to get some wine. But if Lao Xu comes over, you have to catch more and let the workers do more at night.
Eat some fish as a snack and avoid eating beef all day long.
Eating beef until you don't want to eat it is now a happy worry for these workers.
Anyway, Zhang Chi is willing to let others eat it since it is not his own. Anyway, for him, even if the cow with the neighbor's mark is thrown out, if someone else finds it, he has to return it to the neighbor. It belongs to the owner, and
It's lost, and the judge won't be happy if you don't return it.
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After watching for a while, Zhang Chi couldn't help it any longer. He sat down and took off his socks, pants and top. Just like Lao Xu, he only wore a pair of pants and got into the water.
When I first entered the water, it was a bit cool as Lao Xu said, but the coolness quickly disappeared. After getting used to the temperature of the water, I felt comfortable.
Zhang Chi, who got into the water, also followed Lao Xu's example, put his net bag under the water, slowly swam in the water, and found the target to attack.
It seems very simple. When you see a fish, just use a fishing net to explore it, but it is true as Lao Xu said, the fish in the pond are very smart. Every time you look like you have caught it, you have to pull up the net bag.
At that time, I found that the net bag was empty.
The two poked in the water. They were very calm at first, but then they poked a little randomly. They couldn't catch it when they were careful, and they couldn't catch it now.
"I'm talking to Lao Zhang, what did the fish in your pond eat to grow up? Why do they all look so bad?" Lao Xu began to breathe heavily.
Zhang Chi doesn't know either. He thinks maybe the addition of gourd water has improved the intelligence of these guys?
No way, otherwise Silly Damu would drink so much water, but his intelligence would not have grown much, and he would still look stupid.
"Next time, let's catch it in the cage. That's it for today. One fish is enough to eat," Zhang Chi said.
"So many people share one fish?" Lao Xu asked.
Zhang Chi said: "There are not enough people for so many people. The two of us will take one of you and have some drinks."
When Lao Xu heard this, he thought for a moment and grinned: "It works!"
There is no need to let the workers eat fish if they want to eat it themselves. There is no meat in the workers’ bowls. If nothing else, Zhang Chi buys some beef every now and then, which helps him save a lot of food expenses.
"Let's go, I think there won't be any results today, let's just take back the fish we caught. Wait..." Before Lao Xu finished speaking, he motioned to Zhang Chi to silence.
Zhang Chi followed Lao Xu's gaze and looked in front of him, and found a group of shrimps directly in front of Lao Xu.
This time, Lao Xu didn't miss. When the net bag was picked up, each of the shrimps half smaller than the net bag was the size of a normal prawn.
"What kind of shrimp is this?"
Looking at the shrimps in Ou's pocket, Lao Xu thought they looked like prawns at first, but when he picked them up, it was obvious they were not prawns.
"Grass shrimp" Zhang Chi said after looking at the shrimp.
"How big is the grass shrimp?"
Lao Xu finally recognized it. It was a grass shrimp, at least it looked like a grass shrimp.
"New breed," Zhang Chi fooled Lao Xu.
How could a rough guy like Lao Xu care about this? After hearing Zhang Chi's explanation, he stopped asking any more questions.
He stretched out his thick fingers, plucked the shrimps in the net bag, and said happily: "Let's take them with wine tonight."