Zhang Chi held a rabbit by its ears and walked towards Chiyan Mountain.
Lao Xu saw Zhang Chi's movements and asked strangely: "Where are you going?"
Zhang Chi shook the rabbit in his hand and replied with a strange look on his face: "You have captured this whole family, which is equivalent to wiping out the nine tribes of this rabbit. What? You still don't understand your hatred? Are you going to dig up the family's ancestral grave?"
Okay, accept it when you see fit, and be kind."
"You're so thick, who can eat this little rabbit?"
Five rabbits sounds like a lot. If it were a domestic rabbit, it would be enough to feed ten people. But now it is a hare. The hare is much smaller than a domestic rabbit. The reason is that domestic rabbits are bred to be eaten by humans.
Hare does not have this function.
Therefore, hares are very small. Generally speaking, the body, without the legs, is about the size of an adult's palm, and its size is also limited.
With such a big head and a brain shell, there is no meat in the hare.
"eat?"
When he heard Lao Xu talking about eating, Zhang Chi felt that the old boy was crazy. He had beef and mutton at home, so why would he eat hare meat? Isn't that just leisure?
Lao Xu said: "Of course I will eat it. Let me tell you, this hare meat is much more delicious than domestic rabbit meat. Look!"
As he spoke, he picked up a rabbit and shook it at Zhang Chi: "It's all live meat. It's not like a domestic rabbit. When it was raised, the living area was not much bigger than a toilet. The taste of the same meat is completely incomparable."
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"No game is allowed!" Zhang Chi didn't want to bother with the matter, so he made an excuse casually.
Eating wild game is no longer allowed in China. Now, as long as it has four legs in the wild, if you take advantage of it at home, you will most likely be severely punished. If the policeman knows about it, he will definitely come to your door and give you a gold bracelet.
"That is because domestic game is not allowed to be eaten. Domestic game is different from the game here in the United States. Our own game is to protect animals, and it is our duty to maintain the development of our own place.
But now we are in the United States, and there is nothing special about not eating it here, it is all edible..."
Zhang Chi listened to Lao Xu's talk for five or six minutes, but he couldn't figure out the core point of his speech. He could understand eating game, but the arguments supporting this theory were not nonsense.
"Okay, if you want to eat rabbit, just say so. Why are you talking so much?" Zhang Chi said.
Lao Xu immediately said: "I want to eat rabbit!"
"..." Zhang Chi was immediately choked on the spot.
"If you want to eat rabbits, then you should catch them."
Zhang Chi thought for a while and felt that Lao Xu was giving himself free labor by catching rabbits, so he motioned to him to catch them as he pleased, and it was best to catch all the rabbits in his pasture.
"Then you go back and get a cage. You won't tell me that your home doesn't even have a cage, right?" Lao Xu asked.
Zhang Chi heard this and said: "There must be a cage. Just wait until I go back to get it for you."
After that, Zhang Chi threw the rabbit he was carrying back into the group of rabbits. Now the rabbits were all tied by their legs. It was impossible to run away. Even if he could bite off the rope, he still had to face Sanjou.
Sanjo was very happy to see so many rabbits. The cat's face was all smiles. Really, this was the first time Zhang Chi felt that a cat could smile.
The happy Santiao liked rabbits so much that he couldn't live without them. Now with a nest of rabbits in front of him, how could he not be excited?
So the excited Sanjou licked each rabbit back and forth.
It can be seen that Sanjo's concern for the rabbits comes from his taste buds, and his love is sincere and unadulterated.
Sanjou was so happy, all the rabbits were so frightened that their bodies were trembling, and half of their souls were licked away by Sanjou.
Zhang Chi rode up Chiyanshan and returned to the stable. He put Chiyanshan back into the stable, and then prepared to go to the warehouse to drive a four-wheel motorcycle, otherwise the cage would be difficult to install.
Just as he was about to leave the stable, he suddenly felt that his legs were a little heavy. When he looked down, he realized that his legs were being held by two guys, Bai Lao and Shiren.
The two little ones now have food and drink, and don’t have to think about anything all day long. They just play and play. They haven’t grown much in size, but their roundness has soared. Now their length is almost the same as their width.
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The color of the little guy's fur has changed a bit now. The fur on his nose is a bit gray, which is completely different from the fur on his body.
The two slightly protruding beady eyes made the two guys look silly.
"What the hell, why are you holding my leg?" Zhang Chi tried to lift one leg and took Shiren off the ground.
Shiren seems to like this kind of game very much. When his body leaves the ground, he starts to move his mouth. The little bear's mouth movements are much more flexible than those of humans. Its lips move in a wave shape. Matching its appearance,
Makes you look even stupider.
I tried it here, then tried it there, but the two cubs refused to let go of Zhang Chi's legs.
There was no other way, so Zhang Chi had no choice but to pick one up in each hand, lift them both off his lap, and carry them directly to the kennel.
Now the puppies in the kennel have opened their eyes, and they are not sleeping at the moment. They are huddled in the cracks of the straw bales, humming and chirping. When they see Zhang Chi coming, they even whimper.
, I want to find a place to hide.
Zhang Chi threw the two bear cubs back into the kennel.
With the presence of Shiren and Bai Lao, the four puppies immediately stopped barking and gathered around the two guys one by one.
Zhang Chi soon discovered that Shiren and Bai Lao were sitting motionless in the doghouse as if they had been injected with immobilization points. Their faces looked like they were holding in the shit that they couldn't get out.
Just when Zhang Chi was feeling strange, he saw a puppy coming close to Shiren's belly and starting to bulge.
This animal is obviously a puppy looking for milk.
"What a look!"
Zhang Chi was a little doubtful whether these dogs were the offspring of Daniel and Erhu, otherwise their IQs would be so impressive.
The bears can't tell the difference from their own mother, and the mother feeds them all day long.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Suddenly, Bai Lao over there let out a ghostly cry. Zhang Chi turned around and saw that a puppy had finally found the 'pacifier' on Bai Lao's belly.
He took a sip and made Bai Lao howl like a ghost. Then he hid his body in the angle between the straw bales, and no longer dared to expose his belly to the outside.
At this time, Erhu came back with a piece of meat in his mouth. It was obvious that this piece of meat was given by Aunt Lu, because if it was caught by Erhu, there must be skin on the meat, but there is no skin on this piece of meat.
, and it’s still a big piece of meat. Objects like rabbits can’t grow such a large piece of meat anyway.
Erhu took the meat to the edge of the den, threw it on the ground, and got into the kennel.
The puppies got it right this time. One by one, they arched themselves under the belly of the two tigers, sparing Bai Lao and Shi Ren, the little bulges on the belly of the two little male bears.
When Bai Lao and Shi Ren saw the meat, they immediately crawled out of the kennel, started to grab one end each, and began to stir the river. They made whimpering sounds as they stirred, probably to warn their brothers that they would try to grab me later.
I'll kill you when I'm full.
Under wild conditions, it is very hard for a mother bear to feed two cubs. In most cases, one is very strong and the other is relatively thin.
But there is almost no such difference among the domesticated ones. Now Bai Lao and Shi Ren are almost the same, and they can't tell the winner even if they fight for meat for a long time.
Zhang Chi saw the two guys grabbing the meat and took the opportunity to leave the stable.
I took the cage and drove the four-wheeled motorcycle back to the place where Lao Xu was staying. Before I put the cage down, Lao Xu started to catch the rabbits while yelling.
A new rabbit nest, a new rabbit.
However, there are not many rabbits in this litter. There are only two big rabbits. One female rabbit has obviously given birth to cubs, but Old Xu will not let it go. Even Old Xu and Zhang Chi will not let it go. This
It's a disaster if the stuff is left on the ranch.
The rabbit is thrown into the cage.
Lao Xu looked at it happily next to the cage: "Catch some more, try to catch a dozen or so, then stew the rabbit heads, stir-fry the rest, add more sea pepper... hiss! The taste will be amazing."
Zhang Chi is not very interested in Lao Xu's imagination. He is actually not very interested in game meat. To be honest, most people eat game, and they may not be used to it. It doesn't matter if they have pheasants or something like that.
, such as wild boar, actually the taste is not good, the meat is woody and has a strong smell, and if you don’t have good skills, you will almost vomit when it comes out.
If wild boar were delicious, then before the Song Dynasty, people who ate pork would not be the lower class. It was just because it was strong and not tasty, so rich people didn’t eat it.
If Lao Xu wants to arrest him, let him arrest him.
Not to mention, Lao Xu now directly activated the state of an old child, looking for rabbit nests all over the pasture, until he saw the sun setting, and then he reluctantly stopped.
"We will continue tomorrow. There are too few rabbits and there is not enough to eat," Lao Xu said.
So far, Lao Xu has caught a dozen rabbits in total. Zhang Chi thinks it is enough for a meal, but Lao Xu says it is not enough.
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If it's not enough, then it's not enough. He can catch it as much as he likes. Anyway, he won't be coming with Lao Xu tomorrow.
The two gentlemen were lying down among the pastures to catch rabbits. They were very old, and they didn't like eating this stuff. So why did they catch rabbits?
I went back to the house to cook, then watched TV for a while, had some fun with my wife, and then went to bed.
When he opened his eyes the next day, Zhang Chi thought he could escape. Who knew that Lao Xu had brought his things and squatted at the door of Zhang Chi's house early in the morning, waiting for Zhang Chi to catch rabbits with him.
Zhang Chi had no choice. It was hard for him to make excuses, because he and Lao Xu were the most idle people in the entire ranch, and they both knew that the other was the most idle.
have to!
Zhang Chi thought about it, stretched out his head and slashed his head, and retracted his head, it was also a slash, go ahead!