Zhang Chi was sitting on the sofa outside the house, with his legs together and Big Fat squatting on his legs. He was rubbing his hands randomly on Big Fat's body, singing a song while rubbing it.
Zhang Chi is masturbating.
It's an obvious thing, but it's not simple.
In this ranch, Zhang Chi can jerk off whoever he wants. He chooses Big Fat because it has the greatest jerkability that nothing else has.
How to explain this? It's very simple. If you pet a cat, you may be more honest if you pet the cat with its fur. But if you pet it against the fur, the ordinary cat will run away, and the bad-tempered one may even bite you.
But big fat is different. Whether you stroke it along the hair or against the hair, the big fat is very strong.
The big fat man with his arms folded doesn't care how you stroke him. It seems that as long as you don't fuck him to death, he doesn't mind, let alone scratch you.
Zhang Chi thinks that Big Fat may not be too lazy to scratch you. He would put his little hands in his hands and lie in a daze all day long, just waiting for the sun to set. This may be Big Fat's survival principle.
Do you think Zhang Chi should masturbate to such a fat man?
Naturally, you have to masturbate. Not only masturbation is necessary, but masturbation has become a kind of pleasure, which other furry children cannot provide at all.
"Our love...doesn't understand...".
Zhang Chi hummed a ditty that even he couldn't understand, and concentrated on stroking his big fat.
Big Fatty narrowed his eyes tightly and squatted on his owner's lap like a stuffed animal shaped like a raccoon dog. He could pull it long to make it longer and push it shorter to make it shorter. It was quite cooperative.
Snapped!
Just when Zhang Chilu was having fun, someone slapped him on the forehead.
"Are you comfortable with me doing this to you?"
Li Xiumei went up to her son's head and took advantage of her son's confusion to directly lift the fat man from his legs to her arms.
"Oh, darling, let's ignore him. He's the worst person who bullies us... Let's go and follow grandma...".
Zhang Chi looked at his mother holding Big Fat in her arms, mumbling to herself, then turned around and entered the house.
Mother is now Da Fei's supporter, just like Mo Zhi's current supporter is his grandmother Miao Guifang.
Sometimes Zhang Chi even felt that his mother might be a little envious of her grandma for being able to carry Mo Zhi with her all day long, and Mo Zhi was extremely attached to the old lady, thus pouring his deep grandma's love into Da Fei's body.
Although Da Fei is not as majestic and powerful as Mo Zhi, Da Fei is so good!
As soon as Big Fat appeared, he immediately became Li Xiumei's favorite.
At one point, Zhang Chi suspected that my mother was preparing to practice with big fat so that she could take care of her granddaughter.
His mother became a fat grandmother, and Zhang Chi became a fat father whether voluntarily or not, which made Zhang Chi very helpless.
It's like a spring breeze comes overnight, and thousands of pear trees bloom, but suddenly when you wake up and open your eyes, you become an animal father.
If I don't let you do it, I won't let you do it. Why are you hitting me?
Zhang Chi muttered and stood up from the sofa. Since there was no cat to play with, Zhang Chi decided to watch his sister ride the horse.
My sister's riding skills have improved very quickly, and there is nothing she can do about it. Spending all day on horses, eating, sleeping, and riding horses are the entire life track of my sister Zhang Juan these days.
If you don't learn quickly, don't be a teacher anymore. Zhang Juan is so stupid, why should you be a master? That's not misleading the disciples.
"Should!"
When Zhang Juan saw her brother coming, she immediately reined in her horse and said something to her brother.
Zhang Chi ignored his sister and focused his attention on the two kittens playing on the grass. These kittens were naturally Ergou's children. He might have originally wanted to hide his children, but after having Xiaoxiao,
Ergou's idea went bankrupt.
So Ergou simply broke the jar, threw it, and let the kitten out without hiding it.
Originally there were not two, but more, but as agreed, those kittens were scattered to the surrounding pastures to serve as rat catchers.
It's not that no one wanted the remaining two, but Zhang Chi planned to keep them for a few more days and then send them to the pastures in the west, where the rats should have the vigor to kill the rats as if they were fierce guys.
Although these two little guys are not big, they are no longer novices when it comes to catching mice. Just yesterday, these two little guys caught a field mouse that was about the same size as themselves.
, and it is quite ferocious, a ferocity that makes Cannon and other cowboys praise him.
Small but able to work!
When it comes to work, two small kittens of such a small size are far from comparable to Big Fat. Although they are a litter of kittens, Big Fat is like a visitor from outside the world, or he just fell in from nowhere.
The two kennels are the same, but completely different from their cat brothers.
He can't do anything well, eat and sleep first, he's talking about being fat.
Da Fei didn't move and was lying on the ground. Zhang Chi thought that this little thing must be sick. He had never seen such a lazy civet flower in his whole life.
Even if he is possessed by Da Ju, he cannot be so lazy. He is so lazy that he squats down even when eating. He never stands still and only moves his mouth.
If you're sick, you need to see him. Fortunately, Zhang Chi doesn't have to pay to see a veterinarian now, so Zhang Chi generously took Da Fei to the west pasture to find a few old men who were doing research at his own pasture.
After a thorough examination, the old man came to a simple conclusion: I am not sick, I just ate too much!
How much to eat every day?!
Zhang Chi now understood why Big Fat had grown so fat.
Before leaving, the old man also told Zhang Chi that if he wanted Big Fat to live a long time, he had to control his diet, which meant that he shouldn't eat too much.
Zhang Chi directly filtered out these words. How long can Big Fat live? Just leave it to God. Does Zhang Chi need to worry about this?
If he didn't have a good skin and a long and chubby body, Zhang Chi felt that at least he would have to soak the fat in the pig cage, and the sooner the better.
"Train your horse well." Zhang Chi looked away from the two kittens.
I have absolutely no interest in petting these two little kittens, because the two little guys are like ADHD children. They will run away if you hold them in your arms, let alone being petted honestly.
Fortunately, Zhang Chi has no shortage of things to masturbate. If not, you can also masturbate edamame. Edamame is second only to Big Fatty. It’s not that edamame likes to be masturbated, but that it is afraid of Zhang Chi and has to be honest.
Being jerked off is like forcing someone to do something.
If the person is masturbated unwillingly, it is called forced masturbation. Forced masturbation will turn into ashes. This is not true. At least for now, Maodou is still alive and well, and it is quite a bitch.
It's a pity that the master is masturbating today, but the bitch Edamame is not here, which is a bit regretful.
Maybe Maodou also knows that going out to play with Xiaoxiao is far more comfortable than following Zhang Chi. At least, he can get some food and drink from a group of children.
Watching his sister practicing horse racing, Zhang Chi went into the house and grabbed a pot. He pinched the body of the pot with five fingers and sipped the warm tea with his mouth facing the spout. For a moment, Zhang Chi felt that he was now
Unique style.
Zhang Chi felt quite satisfied with his self-satisfaction when no one was looking at his pose.
Shout!
At this moment, a different sound of horse riding reached Zhang Chi's ears. Without looking or hearing, Zhang Chi knew that it was his brother-in-law riding over.
He said there was no need to watch, but Zhang Chi still couldn't hold back, because there was really nothing to see, so he had to watch his brother-in-law's poor riding skills.
Sun Yanping is riding a horse. To Zhang Chi, it looks like a bastard monkey on the horse. When the horse runs, he bends his back and stretches his neck. Who would think of this posture? It looks like a bastard monkey.
?
However, Zhang Chi did not dare to say, saying that his brother-in-law rides like a bastard, and who is his sister? Such a joke would be like injuring the enemy by one thousand and hurting oneself by eight hundred.
What a pity! What a pity!
Every time he sees Sun Yanping riding a horse, a voice rises from the bottom of Zhang Chi's heart: If only you weren't our brother-in-law!
Sun Yanping, who was riding a horse, not only stretched his head and bowed his waist, but also trembled on the horse's back!
This is his wave.
The moves are different, but they have the same principle.
Sometimes Zhang Chi admires the guy who teaches his brother-in-law how to ride. How could he teach such a bastard to ride?
From far to near!
Zhang Juan turned back to look at her husband at this time. When she saw her husband coming, she opened her mouth and said directly: "You are riding a horse. How can you bend your waist and stretch your neck so much? How can you prepare to drink the wind?"
Her own riding skills are not very good, but she is very diligent in defending her own style of riding. Sun Juan also feels that her husband's riding is ugly.
"As long as you can ride, it's fine. There are so many requirements."
Sun Yanping didn't think he was ugly when riding a horse, but Zhang Chi thought the main reason was that he couldn't see it.
"Then you have to correct yourself. When I saw you riding over, you looked like a bastard sitting on the horse!" Zhang Juan was very dissatisfied.
After hearing this, Zhang Chi gave his sister a thumbs up, feeling that her sister had said something he did not dare to say.
After thinking about it, I still feel a little awkward.
Sun Yanping didn't mind. He opened his mouth to defend and said: "What do you know? I am riding like a cavalry on the battlefield. If you ride like that, don't think about all the bullets hitting you."
"Well, all the bullets you faced hit your neck. If you stretch your neck so long, is your neck bulletproof?"
When it comes to quarreling with others, it would be strange if ordinary people could quarrel with teachers better than others.
Pfft! Zhang Chi couldn't help but feel unhappy.
"What about cavalry riding? Don't flatter yourself. Why did that bastard Lao Li always take you to ride horses? I spent money to teach you this?..."
When my sister brought up old things again, Sun Yanping looked depressed.
Zhang Chi doesn't like to talk about this matter, so it has nothing to do with him.
"How about you take advantage of dad and grandpa to learn how to ride a horse?" Zhang Juan said.
Zhang Jiaren and Zhang Youpeng were learning to ride horses. Zhang Chi knew about this and was a little worried at first. However, after the instructor was Cannon, Zhang Chi felt relieved.
"Do I need to learn?" Sun Yanping was not happy.
With that said, Sun Yanping took off the holster of the gun from his waist and threw it towards Zhang Chi.