Whether it is or not, it has nothing to do with Zhang Chi. At most, Zhang Chi wasted some money to buy firecrackers and set them off when Lao Liu was shot by the Americans.
While chatting and driving, three grown men, two of whom were just wearing underpants, came to the side of the pond.
After finding a spot that faced the sun without any shelter, the three of them set up parasols and put down three folding deck chairs.
One parasol certainly couldn't cover three chairs, but the three of them didn't care.
As soon as Sun Yanping held up his umbrella, he couldn't wait to get into the water and plunged into the water. When he came up again to change the water, he was already about ten meters away.
Miller was not polite, he just took off his clothes, leaving only his boxers and jumped into the pond.
When he emerged from the water again, he had already changed into a backstroke position.
"Come down, the water is quite comfortable."
Miller grabbed his hand and threw it at Zhang Chi, who was still on the shore.
Zhang Chi did not hide, and the water could not be poured on him.
"You guys go swimming first, I'll rest here for a while and then swim."
Zhang Chi didn't want to swim now. He lay on the deck chair, put one hand on his eyebrows, and looked at the sky while blocking the sun.
There was a group of unknown birds in the sky. They were lining up, not lining up, but more accurately speaking, flying in a swarm. From Zhang Chi's perspective, they looked like a swarm of bees.
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At this moment, Zhang Chi seemed to have a buzzing sound in his ears.
"Oooh!"
Over there, Sun Yanping exclaimed, attracting Zhang Chi's eyes.
Just when Zhang Chi looked at his brother-in-law, he found that he was bending over and digging for something in the water with both hands. When Zhang Chi wanted to turn his head, he found that his brother-in-law had caught a big herring weighing four to five kilograms with both hands.
"See, he's so big."
Sun Yanping was very excited and raised the fish for Zhang Chi and Miller to see. However, he was extremely happy and sad. Before he could lift the big fish, he twisted his body twice and broke away from Sun Yanping's hands, and fell into the pond with a snap.
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"Did you see the fish? Did you see the fish?"
Sun Yanping thought that the two people did not notice his majestic appearance just now, so he immediately said.
Miller didn't understand Chinese, but he could still understand what Sun Yanping meant from his actions just now, so he gave Sun Yanping a thumbs up.
Sometimes communication between people does not require words, expressions and actions are enough.
"That's great," Miller praised.
When Zhang Chi saw this, he also raised his thumb at his brother-in-law.
Catching fish in the pond is not a new thing. These days, the fish in the pond seem to have lost their IQ. One is more stupid than the other. I don’t know whether it is because they have not been taken care of in the first place, or because these fish have arrived.
People here in the United States tend to be stupid and not very smart. Sometimes they will come over to people when they see them by the pond.
If it weren't for the fact that the taste was still good, Zhang Chi would have wanted to change the fish in his pond.
Zhang Chi turned around and still looked at the sky. There were many white clouds in the sky at this moment, and they were scattered in clusters like cotton candy.
The sky between the white clouds is blue. Looking at the blue that makes people feel happy, it is clear and bright, and it seems to be able to cleanse people's hearts all at once.
Appreciating the sky here can suddenly open your mind, and all the little worries and entanglements in your heart will disappear without a trace.
Zhang Chi was looking beautiful here, when suddenly there was an exclamation in his ears.
"careful!"
Before Zhang Chi could realize who was calling for caution and who wanted to be careful, he felt a strong force coming from behind him.
The force was so strong that Zhang Chi almost flew up along with the recliner.
While sleeping, Zhang Chi immediately threw himself in front of him like a dog eating shit. If the pond in front of him was not a pond, but a rocky ground, Zhang Chi would have lost two front teeth.
Even so, Zhang Chi's half-shaded face was still covered with dirt.
"@#￥￥!"
A series of national curses blurted out, and the fire in Zhang Chi's heart had turned a deep color at this moment. Zhang Chi almost took off on the spot as the pressure was so great.
After wiping his face and shaking off the mud, Zhang Chi searched around and soon found the guy who had done the bad thing.
Swirl your head!
As soon as he saw the big head, Zhang Chi became even more angry. He searched around and found a small vine closest to him, so Zhang Chi walked straight over.
"You bitch, don't leave. I gave you face before, didn't I..." Zhang Chi said to Da Xuan's head.
Zhang Chi might not be too angry at other times, but today this matter can't end like this. Da Xuan's head will definitely not be spared from this beating, and it will have to be beaten deep into the bone marrow, making it tremble when it sees Zhang Chi in the future.
become.
If it had been a dog or something, he would have run away when he saw Zhang Chi's appearance now, but Da Xuan's head is a cow, two hundred and five is their nature, and stubbornness is their character, so Da Xuan's head did not run away, not only did he not
He ran away and showed his power towards the furious Zhang Chi.
Moo! Moo!
"Okay, keep going." Zhang Chi stretched out his hand and started to pull the finger-thick vine.
But it's a pity that even with Zhang Chi's strength, he couldn't pull the vine off, even with his hands.
Seeing that this thing was not easy to handle, Zhang Chi had no choice but to search aside. Fortunately, there were many shrubs around the pond. Soon, Zhang Chi took out a shrub strip about one meter long and two fingers thick.
Woo~! Woo~!
After shaking it hard, the bush strip immediately made a whining sound, which proved that the strip was easy to use and quite flexible.
Zhang Chi plucked it with his hands and was very satisfied with the note. He held it in his hand and walked towards Da Xuan's head with a sneer on his face.
Da Xuan's head still didn't move, and he didn't seem to notice the sinister smile on Zhang Chi's face or the bush stick in his hand.
Moo! Moo!
When Da Xuan Tou saw Zhang Chi's approach, he immediately put on an attack stance, lowered his head, and kept tapping the ground with his front hooves.
"George, come on!"
stop!
At this moment, Miller, who was watching the excitement, encouraged Zhang Chi and whistled.
Sun Yanping also looked at his brother-in-law like this. He felt that it was more interesting for his brother-in-law to beat the cow than to kill the mongzi himself.
Snap!
Zhang Chi came to Da Xuan's head in two or three steps, swung up a bush and shined it at Da Xuan's forehead.
This time Zhang Chi finally used all his strength!
Moo!
Da Xuan screamed in his head and rushed towards Zhang Chi with red eyes.
Zhang Chi gave way lightly, and Da Xuan's head immediately hit the air.
Just being in the air was not enough. Zhang Chi lifted up the bush stick and pointed it at the buttocks of Daxuan's head. This time, he almost used all his strength.
The bush sticks were thrown on the flesh of Da Xuan's head, and Zhang Chi could see the flesh lines appearing on the flesh, and he trembled.
Moo!
It's not like Daxuan's head is a sacred cow, so if he goes down on it all at once, it will scream in pain.
Zhang Chi was very angry. If he was willing to let it go, he would go down one piece and raise his hand to make a piece. Before Da Xuan could turn around and aim at Zhang Chi with his head, he had already received a solid blow on his buttocks.
Three times.
"You liar, I've given you face before, haven't I?"
Zhang Chi cursed while slapping.
Zhang Chi was really angry. If he was in the same place just now, if he fell down like this when the ground became hard, he would definitely have at least a few front teeth. It is very likely that there will be a banquet at home. If he doesn't put his head aside, he will wait.
What.
Da Xuan's head was still a bit stiff. He jogged a few steps to throw Zhang Chi away and then turned his head towards Zhang Chi.
Zhang Chi looked at Da Xuan's head and rolled up his sleeves. At this moment, Zhang Chi had no other clothes except a pair of underpants and sandals.
"What's going on? If you're not convinced, come again!"
Will the big spin brain come again? That's for sure, it has already set up its posture and it still won't come!
So as soon as Zhang Chi finished speaking, Da Xuan's head lowered its head and pushed towards Zhang Chi. At this moment, Da Xuan's head was almost ten meters away from Zhang Chi, which meant that Da Xuan's head had an acceleration distance of more than ten meters.
Although Daxuantou's body is not big, his speed when running is quite impressive.
But to Zhang Chi, this was nothing. If he couldn't deal with it, wouldn't the skill of driving calves that Zhang Chi had practiced with Cannon these days be in vain?
Waiting for Daxuan's head to rush over, Zhang Chi got out of the way when he was one or two meters away. Although it was not perfect, and he did not do some cowboy-style stunts, and the horns brushed past his waist, it was still a trick.
A big whirling head.
"George, you hid too fast, wait a second, you can do it, oh oh!"
Miller was excited.
When he said this, he felt that Zhang Chi's life was not important and he had to fight for every second or two.
Rather, the big spiny head is just a calf. Although it is now larger than the average calf and almost has the sub-adult appearance of an ordinary cow, the calf is still a calf. Both its strength and speed are far behind that of an adult cow.
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Also, for a cowboy, teasing cows like this is a normal fun. It is not only played when everyone is grazing, it is also a basic competition.
It looks like Spanish bullfighting, but unlike bullfighting, cowboys don't prick the bull's back, mainly to show off their agility.
After dodging the attack from Da Xuan's head, the bush stick in Zhang Chi's hand once again gained full strength and landed on the buttocks of Da Xuan's head.
The bush strips had left marks on the buttocks of Da Xuan's head last time, and this time they were left directly on the original marks, so the pain was twice as much as before, making Da Xuan's head scream even more miserably.
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Zhang Chi's mind is getting clearer and clearer now. Today, he is determined to clean up Da Xuan's head. If he fails this time, it will be difficult to clean up Da Xuan's head in the future. It's not that there is no way, that is.
It takes a lot of time to train it.
Zhang Chi is not in that mood, nor does he have the patience to play with Da Xuan's head this time. If he doesn't get it right this time, he will have to stew it well that night. There is no third way.
If this method of supporting people is not changed, the cow cannot be kept under any circumstances.
Only this time did Zhang Chi truly realize the dangerous consequences of his previous indulgence in Da Xuan's head.