"I was wrong, torture me as you please." He Zezhong sat at the dining table and looked at the beauty eating elegantly and calmly with burning eyes.
"Go get my medicine box, I want to take medicine." What is this bastard man looking at? Have you never seen a beauty?
"Oh!" He Zezhong strode out of the cave and flew to the forest to retrieve the two medicine boxes. When he came back with the medicine boxes, he looked at the beauty who was still eating slowly.
She took the palace-warming medicine after she was full. Although the pain was gone, the amount was too much. Taking some would be better for her health.
Then he leisurely looked at the calligraphy and paintings he had brought back yesterday, without paying any attention to He Zezhong.
"Qinqin, when are you going to do it? Grinding meat with such a dull knife is so painful..."
"Haha... go and see the mirror, Xiaolu." Li Tianqin rolled his eyes at him and continued to appreciate the calligraphy and painting.
"Qinqin..." He Zezhong wailed, his face was swollen like a pig's head and still green, and his body was slowly turning green.
"What are you screaming for without pain or itch? How about letting you change color every day? It's fun!" Li Tianqin said proudly with a smile. You know how scary she is, and there are even scarier ones!
"When did you poison me? Why didn't I know?"
"Can you know how to avoid making me appear incompetent? Let me change your color for you!" Li Tianqin smiled at He Zezhong.
He Zezhong went directly to the mirror and waited. After waiting for a quarter of an hour, there was no change.
"Qinqin, the color hasn't changed!"
"Just teasing you," Li Tianqin replied without raising his head.
After choking, He Zezhong decided to ignore the strange color and took a book to read. It would be better to eat bugs than to bother with this!
"Second brother, you think it's better to eat bugs? Haha...feel it well...you'll never forget it!" Li Tianqin poked his already swollen hand.
"Haha... It's so itchy, Qin Qin, don't tickle me..." He Zezhong laughed and begged for mercy, crying in his heart.
Li Tianqin took a feather duster, flicked it on He Zezhong's body, and looked at him coldly.
"Haha... Qinqin... spare me... it's too itchy..." His whole body seemed to be crawled by soft caterpillars. It was so itchy that he couldn't help but scratch it, but the more he scratched, the more itchy he became!
"Don't scratch it. The more you scratch it, the more itchy it becomes. It won't look good if it's disfigured. What a pity for this beautiful face! I won't treat you. There is no antidote for this itch powder. The effect of the medicine will be slow after ten hours of itching."
It will gradually weaken and you will be fine in about three days and three nights!" Li Tianqin took a book and walked out of the cave to bask in the sun and said.
He Zezhong followed Li Tianqin with a twisted face and sat down next to her: "Haha... I was wrong, please untie it for me! If you're not feeling well, I'll hunt some animals. I also need to prepare lunch and dinner meals!"
This girl is simply not to be messed with. It took ten hours for the itch to subside, and it took three days and three nights for it to heal.
"I told you there was no antidote."
"Give me treatment. Aren't you afraid that I'm so ugly?" He coaxed desperately. Did she really not want to spare him?
"Don't be afraid, I have seen people uglier than you! I am poisonous, there are more than ten colors of people! When you are better, I will change it to black, or maybe purple, I will allow you to choose the color!"
He Zezhong stood up helplessly and sat cross-legged on the grass to practice, hoping to relieve the itching feeling. Just do it, it was worth it to be with her anyway.
I just regret not being more frivolous towards her, I feel a bit shortchanged!
After practicing the technique for more than ten rounds, he found that the itching was gradually weakening. He continued practicing until he no longer felt the itching.
When he opened his eyes, he was startled by his big almond-shaped eyes. He looked at her with some fear. She didn't know that she was no longer itchy.
"Haha... He is actually different from normal people. He has good drug resistance. He is a good candidate for drug testing!" Li Tianqin stood up and sat back on his chair and looked at him coldly.
He Zezhong stood up and found that his hands had returned to normal whiteness, and his face seemed to have returned to normal.
"I recovered on my own, I don't know what happened!"
"I'll use all my poisons on you to see if you can survive!" Li Tianqin narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at He Zezhong with extreme indifference.
"Okay, what you wish for is what I want in my life!" He Zezhong looked at her beautiful profile without changing his expression.
Li Tianqin closed the book and put it on the coffee table aside, drank a glass of warm water and stood up.
He took out a purse embroidered with bamboo, took out a small bottle of medicine inside, poured out a small black pill and handed it to him, "Take it, no one can survive after taking this medicine!"
He Zezhong took the medicine and put it into his mouth without any hesitation. He took the water cup from the coffee table and drank some water.
He strode up to Li Tianqin and hugged her into his arms, lowered his head and kissed her. He looked at Li Tianqin's face carefully and affectionately with his eyes open and a smile on his face, "If there is an afterlife, I hope to meet you early and protect you. I just want to
If I marry you, I will be together for the rest of my life."
Li Tianqin pushed him away with a cold face, slapped him with his hand, and slapped him again with his backhand, "This is the price you pay for being frivolous with me." Then he kicked him and watched him roll down the col with a calm expression.
Li Tianqin sat back in the chair and continued reading, ignoring the man sitting next to her again.
"When will this medicine take effect? Why don't I feel anything? When will I die?" Except for the burning on my face and some pain in my stomach, this was the pain from her injection!
"You have to ask God when you will die. How do I know how long you have left?"
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't be scornful of you." He Zezhong was speechless for a while. What she gave him was not poison, so what kind of medicine was he taking?
"What medicine did you give me?" This girl is so scary. If she wants to kill him, she can just give her blood-sealing medicine. There is no time for him to kiss her!
"Cow shit" Li Tianqin raised his eyebrows and looked at him with an extremely proud expression.
He Zezhong immediately ran to the side and vomited. He vomited completely before going to rinse his mouth.
"Qinqin, don't feed me strange things randomly, poison is better than this." This girl must be too scary, deliberately torturing him like this.
"The medicine you take is Nuangong Pills that tastes like cow dung." Li Tianqin still looked at him with great pride.
"Qinqin..." He Zezhong called her helplessly in a low voice. He was really sinister. He spoke half of his words and only finished the rest when he vomited.
"How do you know it tastes like cow shit? Have you tasted it?"
"Smell! I didn't say taste, hehe... Are the cow dung-flavored Nuangong Pills delicious?"
He Zezhong ignored her irritating words, walked to the kitchen and took a large bowl of extra red bean porridge cooked in the morning, walked over to her and sat down to eat.
He took a spoonful of red bean porridge and put it on Li Tianqin's mouth and fed it to her. When he realized what he had done, he ran to the kitchen door with the bowl in his arms. While eating, he carefully looked at Li Tianqin who looked angry in the distance.
"Second brother, it's almost three days since he didn't clean his house and his skin turned sour." Li Tianqin looked at the smelly man at the door of the kitchen coldly, his teeth itching with hatred. He actually fed himself directly. He had eaten red bean porridge.
She didn't notice and ate it.
"Qinqin, why don't I serve you a bowl?" He Zezhong quickly finished the red bean porridge in his bowl. He was still very hungry. The girl who loves to torment him! But the red bean porridge was cooked for her to nourish blood, and he shouldn't eat it.
too much.
"good"
Li Tianqin took a few bites of the red bean porridge he served and then stuffed it into his hand, "After eating, hum!"
He Zezhong choked. She was teaching him this? He ate her leftovers happily. It was not a lesson at all!