Ren felt that he had encountered the biggest problem since putting on the armor. The marriage problems of these goblins were more troublesome to deal with than anything he had encountered before.
Take the three people in front of me as an example, let alone the groom Eldo. He spent 20,000 gold to buy a small hammer that cost less than 200 gold. There was no pressure on him, so in order to get married, he spent money willingly.
As for the bride, Bilu, she is completely resigned to death. She will not marry without a hammer anyway. But it is wrong to say that she is greedy for wealth, because she feels that as long as she has a hammer, even if she sells her property and is burdened with debts, she will be completely happy to marry someone else.
Then there's Ogo. Don't look at this guy who came to make a fuss about the wedding today. In fact, he has the same idea as the two above. In his heart, he also thinks that the little hammer is necessary, so he sells everything and sells himself to others.
idea.
The three people involved all recognized the tradition that "proposals must have a golden hammer", so Renn couldn't forcefully match two of them.
Seeing the time passing by, and looking at the trembling goblins in front of him, Ren suddenly had an idea and had an idea.
He waved to Eldo, "Lend me your box again."
Erdo instinctively sensed that something was wrong. He hugged the box in his hand tightly: "What do you want to do?"
"I'm just borrowing it for a while, I won't rob you." Renn shrugged: "Besides, even if I want to rob you, what can you do to me?"
"..." Erdo struggled for a long time, and finally handed the box to Ren reluctantly, with a look of reluctance on his face.
It's hard to get the Bocha Golden Hammer recently. Even if he is from a noble family, it will be very painful if he loses it.
Ren took the box, but did not open it. Instead, he held it in his hand and tossed it twice, which made Eldo tremble with fear.
"This thing is worth 20,000 gold coins, right?" Renn asked this question again, but this time the person asking the question was Bilu.
The goblin bride nodded, "Yes, the current price of a Bocha gold hammer is 20,000 gold coins."
Renn nodded: "Okay, I probably understand what you mean by giving the hammer. It is probably to prove that the man attaches great importance to the woman and to show some kind of beautiful meaning. Then I want to ask, if..." Renn pointed
Ogo: "I mean, what if he doesn't have the golden hammer of Porcha, but has something more precious than the golden hammer?"
Everyone present was stunned. Eldo was the first to jump out and retort: "Don't be kidding, he can't even afford a golden hammer. How could there be something more precious than a golden hammer? If that's the case, why didn't he buy it?"
Golden hammer?”
"You're just kidding. There is something more precious than a golden hammer. Why would you sell it and exchange it for an inferior golden hammer?" Renn didn't give Eldo a chance to refute again. He turned around and grabbed Salio's shoulder.
: "Father Frasi, right?"
"Yes..." Salio shrank, but unfortunately he didn't escape Ren's hand.
Ren raised his head and pointed his index finger at the top of the bell tower: "Has the big bell above also been blessed by you?"
Salio nodded weakly: "Everything in the church is blessed."
After hearing this, Ren was very satisfied, "Very good, just be blessed. Come with me."
After saying that, before Salio could react, Ren grabbed his shoulder and jumped up. After several jumps, he had reached the top of the bell tower.
He leaned on the edge of the railing, shook the dizzy Salio held in his right hand, and then shook the box containing the golden hammer held in his left hand, and shouted to the crowd in the garden below: "If you still want this?"
The priest is presiding over the wedding, and if you want this hammer, come up quickly!"
After saying this, he left the vicinity of the railing, and the people below could no longer see him.
After being stunned for a few seconds, the place began to become chaotic.
When Ren was there, they didn't dare to show their anger. Now that the other party has reached the top of the bell tower, although they haven't left completely, many people have begun to flee towards the outside of the church.
Including the real Father Frasi.
He also got out from under the table, trying to blend in with the crowd and escape.
The only exceptions are two people, Erdo and Ogo.
Eldo's courage was much greater than that of other goblins, so he stepped forward. Although he knew that the priest who was taken away by the armored monster was a fake, his golden hammer was still in the opponent's hand.
You can’t spend 20,000 gold coins to buy another one, right?
The other person who didn't run away was Ogo, but judging from his expression, he was obviously debating whether to run away or not. Although he didn't know why, the armored weirdo seemed to want to help him. The problem was, he couldn't think of anything he had."
"Something more precious than the Porcha Gold Hammer".
Finally, Erdo ran to stop Father Frasi in the crowd who was about to slip away, while Ogo gritted his teeth and ran towards the bell tower.
Frasi was wearing Sario's clothes at this time. Even if the people nearby recognized him, they didn't care about anything else and just wanted to escape.
It was going smoothly, and Frasi was about to walk out of the church garden, but unexpectedly someone grabbed his arm from behind.
Frasi wanted to curse, but when he turned around and saw that it was Erdo, he quickly changed his words: "Oh, it turns out to be Erdo. Come with me quickly, it's very dangerous here!"
As he spoke, he stretched out his other hand and tried to pull Eldo's hand away.
But Erdo obviously wasn't looking for him to escape. He grabbed Frasi's hand and wouldn't let go: "Father, did you hear what the armored weirdo said just now? My golden hammer is still in his hand!"
Flush was so anxious that he would have scolded anyone else. He pulled away Erdo's hand and said anxiously: "What do you care about the golden hammer now? Let's run away first! That's a weirdo in armor.
As long as he didn't go on a killing spree, do you still want to get something from him?"
Unexpectedly, Erdo was stunned and refused to let go: "Father, please make one thing clear. When I get married to Bilu, I must have a golden hammer. Now that the item has been robbed by a weirdo in armor, should I buy it again later?"
A handful?"
Frasi was almost anxious to death. He kept trying to shake off Eldo’s hand. Oh my god, what time has it been? Eldo, the golden hammer is not important, let’s go first!”
"No!" Erdo refused to let go: "Why is the golden hammer so unimportant? I can't marry Bilu without it!"
"I..." Frasi's curse words were already on his lips, but seeing Erdo's dumbfounded expression, he almost cried in the end and said: "Okay, okay, it's just a hammer.
Can I give you another hand when the time comes? Can you let go?"
"Father, do you promise?"
"I'm a priest, I won't lie."
Erdo finally showed a smile, but he still did not let go of Frasi's hand, but grabbed another person from the side.
"Crap!" The person who was pulled was also running away. When he was suddenly pulled, he immediately became angry and started to curse.
After taking a closer look, it turned out to be his son.
Suddenly, all three people fell silent.
After a few seconds, Sir Fedor was the first to react. He coughed twice in embarrassment and said to Eldor and Frasi:
"It turns out it's the priest and Erdo. I'm looking for you everywhere? Why are you still here? Run away!"
When Father Frasi heard this, he quickly echoed: "Yes, it's very dangerous here, let's leave quickly!"
At this time, Erdo, who was stunned, was holding Frasi with one hand and Fedo with the other. He said to his father: "Father, my golden hammer was robbed. Just now Father Frasi promised
Give it to me later. Originally, I wanted to find a witness, but it would be better if it was you."
After hearing this, Fedo slapped Eldo directly: "Idiot, at this critical moment of life and death, what are you still thinking about with a hammer! Are you trying to kill me?"
Erdo was slapped, but he was still stubborn: "I must marry Bilu, then father, please give me another 20,000 gold to buy a gold hammer."
Sir Fedor: "..."
After a while, he turned to Frasi and smiled: "Father, do you really want to give us a golden hammer?"