Zuo Changlu and Lei Changtian are now familiar with the road and are familiar with driving. Wu Yuting and Bai Yunduo also copied it like a bowl and quickly entered the state. Only Zuo Xiaonian's cultivation is not enough to pull the camera over to create a sense of déjà vu, even with her eyesight
It's here, but after all, it still doesn't have the corresponding spatial capabilities, so it's about to miss the opportunity...
Extremely anxious.
So she hugged her mother's arm and begged Wu Yuting: "Mom, please send me the full version of the video later."
"Go away! Close your eyes! What are you looking at? What a good thing it is!"
"I don't! The puppy is having fun now, and I don't care..."
"..." Wu Yuting was speechless for a moment.
"When it comes to the New Year in the future... isn't it forbidden to set off fireworks everywhere now? In the future when the New Year comes... just let the puppy spray it, and it will be guaranteed to be popular and praised by thousands of people..." Zuo Xiaonian had a sudden thought.
"Let your husband go up to the sky with his bare buttocks to make fireworks?" Wu Yuting was surprised.
"You can just stay in our yard..."
"Naked?"
"...Why don't you put a hole in your pants?"
"Girl, can you still have some face?"
"don't want!"
"..."
The other side.
Bai Yunduo's face was red, but he was still very strong and determined and took pictures with his mobile phone. This kind of situation may not happen again in millions of years, let alone once in a thousand years.
It is very likely to be the first and only time.
It would be a pity to miss this opportunity to preserve image data...
Seeing everyone like this, Zuo Xiaoduo, who was in mid-air, had only one thought.
"Fortunately I didn't let Li Chenglong and others come to watch my breakthrough..."
"Otherwise, how can I have the dignity to be their boss..."
On the ground, Xiaobai, Xiaojiu and Xiaoxiao jumped up and looked up.
The three children were all exclaiming: "Ah, Mom is so amazing..."
"Yeah, Mommy is so awesome, Mommy can actually fart rainbows... I'm so envious..."
"I'm so envious..."
"envious……"
…
After confirming that the lens had been focused and no further control was needed, Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting looked at each other and started transmitting sounds.
"This is not normal...what is going on?"
"The Ten Complete Heavenly Tribulations are controlled by nine clans of heaven. Each one is responsible for one round...and which round of heaven is responsible for this round? The actions so far are completely without malice..."
"Yes, the so-called thunder and lightning strike from the sky is simply not the arrogance and provocation of the puppy, and a large-scale community death scene was specially created... As for the danger, it is not at all, and even the thunder and lightning strike from the sky is just to achieve small achievements.
Damn it...which kind of Tiandao master is this, who actually shows such great kindness?"
"How is it possible...to have such complete sanity? Isn't it too humane?"
"Yes, it seems like we are playing."
"I guess I will have to go through this scene eight more times..." Zuo Changlu still had a small part of his energy paying attention to the video, always checking the situation.
"That's inevitable."
"Until now, the only one who has not taken action is the ancient dragon and phoenix tribulation... It seems that it is the dragon and phoenix tribulation that will complete the last heavenly tribulation... but dragon and phoenix are famous for not being merciful. Since they are here to join in the fun, they
There won’t be a reason.”
"so……"
"It's nothing to be embarrassed...Puppies also need this kind of lesson, and besides, there are no outsiders...Isn't it just bare buttocks, spraying some fireworks or something..."
"But if the last one falls into the hands of Longfeng, it will inevitably become a disaster of life and death. It's not optimistic!"
Wu Yuting sighed and said: "No matter how worried you are now, we can't interfere. We can only hope that Duoduo and Niannian's fate of dragon and phoenix can make the final disaster of dragon and phoenix more merciful..."
Zuo Changlu nodded and said no more.
In fact, both he and Wu Yuting knew clearly that this was impossible!
What kind of existence is Heavenly Tribulation?
How can there be such a thing as showing mercy?
Now the couple no longer have any hope for Zuo Xiaoduo's so-called perfect escape from the calamity. They just place their hope in the Heavenly Law Bureau to enable him to survive this situation, or even... as long as he can survive, that will be fine!!
"Tell me, what's the chance that Duoduo will survive the disaster alive?" Wu Yuting was still worried.
"Ninety percent." Zuo Changlu said calmly.
The voice is determined.
Look calm.
This sentence, two words, is like a powerful reassurance.
Wu Yuting felt relieved all of a sudden.
My husband never talks too much.
Generally speaking, when he says 80%, it basically means that he is 100% sure; as for 90%, it is absolutely foolproof, and there is no so-called accident!
Zuo Changlu continued to record the video calmly, but deep down in his heart, he was already prepared as a last resort.
If the situation is really critical and the puppy can't survive, he will use the method of stealing the sky and exchanging the sun, sacrificing a clone of the throne, and replacing the puppy!
Although that would make Zuo Xiaoduo suffer a loss on his path, and he would never be able to reach his peak for the rest of his life. It would even be difficult for him to make further progress, and at the same time, his strength would directly drop by one level, but... it would still be much better than being completely shattered.
Only by living can we have a future!
So he made this guarantee.
Because he knew that if he didn't say so, Wu Yuting would definitely do so. And his wife's cultivation level is much weaker than his...
So... I'll just come when the time comes!
Zuo Changlu thought lightly and looked at Tianjie with confidence.
As a husband, as a father, if I have to do this, then who else would it be me?
In the sky……
The calamity thunder struck down one after another gradually!
Zuo Xiaoduo naturally remained naked and kept spinning in the air to set off fireworks.
The most extreme one was that my belly was three times bigger than when it was most bloated before, so much so that it floated directly to an altitude of more than 800 meters, floating around in full view of the ten tribulation eyes.
Puff puff puff...
This was going too far, and Zuo Xiaoduo felt like he was about to be blown away!
Most of the time, I am like a small jet plane, filled with dye, flying back and forth under the clouds...
After a while, the butt spurts forward with a rainbow...
After rushing to a certain distance, rainbows sprayed out from the front of his lower body, and then he retreated again... Then when he was halfway back, he started spraying from his mouth, and there was also recoil or forward recoil...
After two turns, there was no spray anywhere else except the buttocks...
Spraying and flying at the same time...
There is even a feeling: buzz buzz, buzz buzz, I am a happy little bee... what the hell!
Zuo Xiaoduo himself could feel that the surroundings of him were filled with the resentment of the Nine Heavenly Dao, and they were all looking at him with gloating.
Make you cheap!
Boy, are you still cheap?
Are you still embarrassed?
After such a long time, no one has dared to challenge the way of heaven so cheaply. Now that there is such a thing like you, why don’t I play with you... Don’t I want to lose face?
Zuo Xiaoduo felt this resentment very clearly and truly, it was within reach and very close at hand.
He didn't know if others could feel it when they were going through the tribulation, but he really felt it.
Although he felt it, Zuo Xiaoduo didn't dare to fart now!
Cough... no, he is farting constantly now, real rainbow farts... and they are continuous rainbow farts.
In short, he didn't dare to show any dissatisfaction.
He really knew it.
It turns out that God... really has emotions!
Mommy...it's so scary!
You said you had emotions, you said you had feelings, how could I dare to provoke you? I would have tried to please you and flatter you, even if I was flattering you, I would not hesitate to give you a rainbow fart...
Well, what I'm doing now is a real rainbow fart, but it doesn't mean what I said!
The calamity cloud is getting closer and closer.
Countless thoughts began to surround Zuo Xiaoduo.
Zuo Xiaoduo could sense more and more clearly that several consciousnesses were even talking to him.
"You want to be a prostitute again? Why don't you be promiscuous?"
"Let me see another one!?"
"Provocative, can't you? Aren't you a bitch? What are your abilities?"
"Do you believe that your little penis will be split so long that it will never grow out again? Tell me if you don't believe it and let me hear it?"
"I can't get rid of you even though I'm a little kid. I'll make your butt blossom and make rainbow farts. I just want you to learn a lesson..."
"Since the beginning of the world, it's rare to see something so loud. Don't be frightened. You can continue to play in the future. Today's performance is very good. You can continue to do this in the future..."
"You guys take it easy..."
"I can't stand this bitch!"
"I can't stand it either!"
"I also……"
"I also……"
"Bitches will be rewarded! Never heard of this saying?"
Zuo Xiaoduo was trembling, but his stiff body could not make any more movements, and he could not even utter a slight cry for mercy. He could only try hard to show a look of begging for mercy in his eyes...
But those shrinking little eyes, those pitiful little eyes, those innocent little eyes, those ignorant eyes...
Pure, innocent, shining, ignorant, cute...
All kinds of looks are vividly displayed in Zuo Xiaoduo's eyes.
"This guy is still acting. Do you really think this little trick can work...do it again..."
Zuo Xiaoduo now feels that he has become a toy, well, a toy of Heaven.
But when I thought about it again, I couldn't help but feel a little jealous and proud in my eyes.
Since ancient times, who can be the toy of Heaven? Can God play with it casually? Just kidding! You must have great luck! Great courage! Great deeds!
With Li Chenglong, can he do it? Long Yusheng, can he do it? Wanli Xiuyu, Mo Yan, etc... are a bunch of scum!
Only me, Zuo Xiaoduo!
Creation of heaven and earth!
Unparalleled in history!
Unprecedented!
I am proud!
The thoughts of heaven were all surprised.
"This guy is actually so arrogant. He's so virtuous, his butt is blossoming, and he can still be a seductress..."
“I really don’t know where he got his arrogance from?”
"Come on, come on, do it hard again... let him squirt... I think about it carefully, why is he so proud..."
…
Finally arrived at the last step.
The unprecedented nine-color thunder catastrophe struck a total of ninety-nine times...
Zuo Xiaoduo flew into the sky like a piece of pig urine blown up as thin as cicada wings...
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