Zuo Changlu couldn't help but think of his relationship with Lei Changtian.
He thought to himself: "How about I call you big brother and you call me daddy?"
But I dare not say this sentence no matter what.
If you say it, the Demon Emperor and Dong Huang will immediately go crazy... This is the Demon Palace.
Be steady!
Zuo Changlu pondered for a moment and said: "Xiaoduo told me a piece of unofficial history. A certain tutor's brother, who had a humorous and absurd nature and a child's temper, one day forced his nephew and nephew to become sworn brothers. It didn't matter even if he didn't agree. Afterwards,
The nephew said to his nephew: "Uncle is innocent and does not stick to worldly status. It is common for people to be in trouble. However, it is due to fate. Let's talk about it... I think the current situation is also the same. It is just due to fate."
...We might as well discuss our own issues..."
Strictly speaking, what Zuo Changlu said seems reasonable, but if you don't have confidence, you really have no confidence.
But as I said before, speaking is the most important situation. If the other party is willing to compromise, speaking without confidence is also a myth!
Seeing the Demon Emperor stroking his palms as if relieved, he smiled and said: "Yes, yes, good idea. Let's discuss each one's own affairs. It's good to discuss each one's own affairs. The world is inherently messy, and it is the right thing to do it regardless of worldly rank."
"We are all detached from the secular world, how can we be bound by the secular world... Haha, okay."
Donghuang stopped studying the wine glass and raised his head and said: "It's good to discuss it in its own way, but how should we discuss it specifically?"
The Demon King said cheerfully: "Xiaoduo and Xiaonian are Yaqiong's reborn parents, and they are of course the same generation as us. This cannot be messed up!"
"Brother is right."
Donghuang nodded, his face as heavy as a jujube: "This is Yaqiong's destiny, and it is also everyone's destiny."
"We and Zuo Zuo... cough cough cough, we have been friends with each other for a long time. We have heard each other's name for a long time, so it is also... this, this..." The Demon King started to stutter as he spoke.
Even though he was a generation of emperors, he couldn't say this smoothly.
You and his son are on equal terms with each other.
And then talk about being friends with someone else's father as equals?
It's one thing for everyone to agree, but it's another thing to make it known.
When Donghuang saw his brother in trouble, he sighed in his heart, but his face suddenly showed a look of generosity. He slapped his thigh and laughed loudly: "We are all at the top of our race, so of course we are also peers! This is good.
There’s nothing you can’t say, right?”
I have to say that an old actor is an old actor.
His Majesty the Eastern Emperor can play the role of a king who rules over the world, a commander who conquers thousands of miles, a kind elder, and a generation of wise men who strategize...
Now when he plays such a slutty second-hand character, he is surprisingly lifelike and deeply rooted in his bones!
All in all, it was a shameful thing, and it was all done by Donghuang.
Whatever big brother can't do, I'll do it, it's that simple!
Demon Emperor Jun suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, gave Dong Huang an approving look, and said: "Although my second brother is usually so generous, what he said now is really right, and I think so too."
Donghuang lowered his head and rolled his eyes, thinking, what I can say is wrong, this is what you are saying but can't say...
Besides, what does it mean to be so lazy and not stingy in daily life? Am I the kind of person who is not stingy in daily life? Wasn’t it forced by you?
If you don't care about my eldest sister's face, I won't pay attention to you!
But I have been acting with you, my eldest brother, all my life. As of today, I have tried every role...
This acting career, so far, can be considered as smooth in all fields.
In any field, there is a best actor trophy!
What does it mean that life is like a play, and play is like life? Isn’t that what it means?
Is it easy for me?
Now that I have a brother like you, this will be the case for the rest of my life. How can I not accept my fate when I am in trouble?
Zuo Changlu on the other side also clapped his hands and laughed: "Heroes really think alike, I think so too."
For a moment, the three old men were all smiling so blindly that they seemed to have put aside the boss's worries.
solved!
The Demon Emperor's mind became more flexible again and again, and he said: "For Yaqiong, there is nothing difficult to distinguish, right? Xihe and I are his father, empress, and empress, and Xiaoduo and Xiaonian are his
His father, mother, and second brother are naturally his uncles. As for brother Zuo and his sister-in-law...ahem, brother...that brother...this...brother Zuo and sister-in-law..."
The Demon Emperor was stuck for a moment, originally wanting to say Brother Zuo and his younger siblings.
But considering that I just pulled someone down from the position of elder, and then called me younger brother and sister, it seems that I have the intention of overthinking and taking advantage of the situation. This kind of thing cannot be justified.
You can’t even pass this test yourself, let alone others!?
So I mentioned it temporarily and changed my name to sister-in-law...
He continued: "...Ahem, cough, cough, yes, brother Zuo and sister-in-law are naturally his grandparents. We all have our own lives. We come from different backgrounds and met by fate."
"That's right, there is no conflict at all, no conflict."
Demon Emperor Jun waved his hands, using gestures to enhance the persuasiveness of his words, and tried his best to explain: "He is Yaqiong here, Lao Qi, and Xiaoxiao over there... there is nothing wrong with him!"
"Yaqiong is the seventh prince of the demon clan, and Xiaoxiao is the successor of Xinghun. They are not the same thing, and they cannot be regarded as the same person. Putting it this way, it makes even more sense." The demon emperor slapped his thigh.
Zuo Changlu and Donghuang Taiyi looked serious: "Yes, there is nothing wrong!"
"There's no conflict at all."
On the other side, Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian were dumbfounded as they watched these three old guys, who were already as thick-skinned as the city wall, complimenting each other like a spring breeze.
I heard that the identities of my husband and wife were being arranged in various ways, and as the direct parties, I and I were not even qualified to speak.
On the other side, Xi He and Wu Yuting covered their faces, feeling that they were too embarrassed to see anyone...
This makes no sense... A group of men in a remote area were complimenting each other and talking to each other, and it seemed like there was nothing wrong with them!
It's like three people discussing mathematics together.
One said: One plus one equals nine! Is there anything wrong with this?
The other two agreed at the same time: There is nothing wrong with it, there is nothing wrong with it, one plus one equals nine, where is the fault!!
Xi He is embarrassed because the demon emperor Jun has almost messed up his position because of this title issue. It is so embarrassing, and he forcibly suppresses other people's seniority. He feels that what he is doing is not very authentic... But it is really impossible not to suppress...
And Wu Yuting's entanglement is quite different.
Because she thought of her family.
Zuo Changlu and Lei Changtian are sworn brothers, Zuo Changlu is the boss.
As the daughter of Lei Changtian, she married Zuo Changlu, her father's eldest son.
So Zuo Changlu called Lei Changtian his second son, and sometimes his father-in-law.
But Lei Changtian was unshakable in calling him Zuo Changlu boss, and he had never called him son-in-law...because he didn't dare.
In other words, I was originally a generation shorter, but because I married an inhumane, I was raised a generation higher.
This is only a problem of our own generation.
After having a son and a daughter, it became even more chaotic.
A son is both a son and a son-in-law; a daughter is a daughter and a daughter-in-law.
If it were me, she would be both mother-in-law and mother-in-law. Zuo Changlu also had the dual identities of father-in-law and father-in-law.
That's all.
Who allows his adopted daughter to marry his biological son? Since the wealth has not gone to other people, he must be willing to accept the subsequent bits and pieces!
From now on, we will also shoulder the burden of grandparents.
Until now...
Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian were severely mentioned by the Demon Emperor and his wife for a generation: The Demon Emperor devalued himself and talked about friendship with Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian, but the Demon Emperor and his wife also talked about friendship with their peers - Son Ceng
All of a sudden, you will be with me for the rest of your life?
You demon emperor Jun, do you want my son to call me sister-in-law when he sees me?
Wu Yuting felt that she was about to break her head thinking about it, but the more she thought about it, the more confused she became, and she became more and more confused.
I am just a family of four with a lot of money, so how come the seniority is so messed up?
And it’s the kind of mess that I can’t even figure out for a long time!
I have to say, this thing is really brain-burning.
If you bring in your own father, and my father calls my husband boss, and my son calls me sister-in-law, then the puppy and his grandfather can also be called brothers?
Isn't this more messy than messy...
Well, if the father is so crooked and drags Xiaoduo's friend into sworn friendship, will the anecdote that Chang Lu just mentioned happen, my God...
A certain creation god said that the relationship was unclear, and he forced everyone to agree not to mention the issue of seniority.
Then everyone really stopped mentioning the issue of seniority!
Now that this matter is over and settled, in order to avoid embarrassment, we should try our best to avoid meeting each other in the future.
Think about it carefully, what's the big deal? As long as I deliberately avoid you, then after today's separation, I can guarantee that you will never see me in your life!
Thinking further, in order to avoid the embarrassment of meeting each other, we avoided the peak meeting between the demon clan and the human race. I am afraid that the friction between the demon clan and the human race will be much smaller because of this. Even if an incident occurs, it will be minimized as much as possible.
, the trivial matter is reduced,
After the knot was gone, the Demon Emperor and Demon Queen held a banquet, and Dong Huang accompanied them. They all had a drink, and exactly eight people were present.
It was no longer Zuo Xiaoduo who was responsible for circling the cups of tea and pouring the wine. It was the junior of everyone present, Xiaoxiao.
Everyone has mentioned it for a generation, but not a small one.
When Xiaoxiao walked up to Zuo Xiaoduo with a wine bottle in hand, he mumbled a few times and for a moment he didn't know how to say hello.
After all, now he has recovered his memory, his sanity has returned, and his mind has returned. He is no longer the ignorant little three-legged golden crow. He naturally knows that he can no longer call Zuo Xiaoduo mother...
But at this moment, he suddenly changed his name to dad... It seemed too sudden and too deliberate!
Zuo Xiaoduo rolled his eyes and said, "Why don't you call me mom?"
The dignified seventh prince was so embarrassed by his words that he almost hid his face and ran away.
Demon Emperor Donghuang Zuo Changlu waited for a moment, but suddenly burst into laughter, and the remaining embarrassing atmosphere disappeared.
Zuo Changlu said warmly: "When you grow up and become sensible, you have to change your name to father. There is no reason to call a man mother."
Xiaoxiao felt relieved and quickly changed his words.
Zuo Xiaoduo agreed wholeheartedly, and drank a glass of wine at the same time as Zuo Xiaonian, whose face turned red after being called mother, and said with emotion: "It's not easy, it's really not easy after being a mother for so many years... Ahem, the taste is amazing,
Wait for dad and mom to discuss when to get you a younger brother."
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[The seniority of the Zuo family makes me sweat; God knows why I wrote it like this... This author is really a genius&...]