I wrote about the embarrassing incident of Zuo Xiaoduo pretending to be cool and overturning his job, which brought back a lot of memories.
I spent the entire afternoon and evening reminiscing about my own embarrassing events.
very many.
Then I figured out why I like this book, why I felt happy and relaxed when writing this book, why I like Zuo Xiaoduo...
Sometimes, watching Zuo Xiaoduo's naughty growth may be like watching your own son being naughty, which is very warm.
But to be honest, my son is very well-behaved. He is not as naughty as Zuo Xiaoduo.
Zuo Xiaoduo, on the contrary, looks like when I was a child...cough.
When I was a child, I was so naughty. I would climb up walls and houses, fight and curse people, climb trees to dig out bird's nests, go down to rivers to catch fish. In winter, I would drill holes in the ice, set fires in the fields... steal my parents' money... the fruit trees at home were not ready to mature.
It’s gone…
I have been very restless since I was a child.
I remember when I was a kid or a teenager, I was making fishing nets but there was no net, so I removed the screens from the windows. It was late summer, and when I went to bed at night, my family was almost carried away by mosquitoes...
I was hung up early the next morning and hung on the jujube tree outside the gate to be whipped; then several of my friends who were playing with me squatted with tears in their noses and watched, waiting - waiting for me to be raped.
After finishing, I'll catch fish with them again - I have a net - that screen window.
He grows up to be shameless and shameless, pulls female classmates' pigtails, puts snakes in pencil cases, suddenly has fireworks going off during evening study in the classroom, takes a nap at noon to draw on other people's faces, writes letters to beautiful teachers...
In those years, my dad went to school every few days to hold parent-teacher conferences.
Then when he got home, he hung me on the jujube tree...
Later, when he grew up, his temper became more and more unruly. He didn't even have a penny in his pocket, and he was always getting better and better - so he was sent to be a soldier.
There are loads of embarrassing things happening.
To be honest, I have experienced much more happy things than embarrassing things in my life; but I have forgotten all the happy things. But I have not forgotten any of the embarrassing things!
Back then, being hung from a tree and being beaten while making faces made me feel really stupid.
After a heavy rain, the river flooded. I rushed in to catch fish, but was washed away four or five miles... I felt like a ball in my stomach after drinking, and when I was forced to vomit, I vomited out half a bowl of sand...
Of course, there is no way for Duoduo dogs to enjoy it all.
But I still try my best not to let this guy have an easy time - why was it that I was so embarrassed when I was a child, and now this kid has to be described as superior by me?
Then I really wanted to beat him up - I just wanted to beat him up for no reason!
Um……
I suddenly lost my mood as I wrote this. Okay, let’s stop writing here. I’ll continue to write an update tomorrow morning.