The warrior saw a beautiful woman talking to him softly, and his bones became numb for a moment.
Finally, she knew that the person in front of her was also a practitioner with considerable strength, but she still said with a smile: "This beauty, the spruce forest is quite far away, and you are taking the wrong path, you should start from the east gate.
Yes, it’s a long way from here.”
He pointed in the direction and said, "Over there."
The beauty swept her hair softly, bringing up a thought-provoking fragrance, smiled sweetly, revealed a dimple, and said charmingly: "Really...Hey, since we have already gone to the wrong place, then
Just make a mistake and you'll be fine. You can reach it by going around here from both sides. Well, you can also pick some sunflowers from here. There are gains and losses, so it's a worthwhile trip."
"Then, beauty, be careful all the way."
"Thank you for letting me know. When I come back, I will treat you to a drink."
The beautiful woman winked at her and took out her pass. The warrior looked up at the beautiful woman's name with a different thought and looked intoxicated.
"Kong Piaoyun."
The beauty has been away for a long time, and the warrior guarding the gate is still sighing: "What a name, what a name. It's so poetic... These breasts, this ass, this waist, this face, this skin, these long legs, this hair...
...This is so twisted, tsk tsk tsk...hey..."
The last sigh was obviously a sigh that he had no chance.
The so-called "please have a drink" and so on, everyone knows that it is just a polite word, if you really take it seriously, you will lose!
…
In the wilderness, this beauty rushed out for four hundred miles. At this moment, she was already in a mountain of rocks. She hurriedly found a hole and got in. She seemed to be in need of urination...
After entering, the beautiful woman sighed quietly.
"Wu Cao! Twisting my butt makes my back hurt. It's not easy to be a man, but it's even harder to be a woman... It's just that if you twist your butt every day, your lumbar muscles will be strained..."
After saying that, he stretched out his hand and pulled down his hair, revealing a shiny bald head.
He waved his hands again and again, and the dense true energy spread out, collecting all the fragrance flowing out of his body, and then buried them all in the ground together with his clothes. He didn't change clothes until he was completely naked.
I grabbed the two super-large steamed buns that I had stuffed in my chest before, opened my mouth and took a bite.
"Mist grass, it smells like perfume, I can't eat it, it's such a waste, I had to throw it away..."
Then he buried it in the ground.
Zuo Xiaoduo, who was fully dressed again and wore leather boots made of star animal skin, immediately returned to the image of squad leader Zuo, who is as handsome as a jade tree in the wind, but the most attractive thing is still the shining bald head.
Zuo Xiaoduo thought for a while, then grabbed seventeen or eighty wigs from the space ring, finally selected a thirty-seven-point wig, carefully covered it on his scalp, smoothed it with his hands, and took out a small mirror to look at it.
"I'm not looking at looks, I'm looking at faces. Oh my god, he's so handsome!"
But then it became a bit gloomy.
Dark clouds covered his face.
"There is a big breast bra!" Zuo Xiaoduo tutted: "However, it seems that there is no danger, maybe, a bad thing turns into a good thing, a bad thing turns into good fortune, and you get something after falling off the cliff, suppressing the fetal breath all the way.
Three hundred times of upgrades will not stop, and even if Danyuan suppresses three hundred times of upgrades, it will not stop..."
Take out your phone and turn it on.
Suddenly, a series of news came ding-ding-dong.
From top to bottom, in order.
Gao Qiaoer: Be careful!
Wu Qing: Be careful.
Gao Zhiyun: Be careful.
Mrs. Gao: Don’t go out!
Wu Yi: Be careful.
Zuo Xiaoduo's eyes were focused.
There are so many people reminding me... It seems that the news of my going out has affected people's hearts so much.
At the same time, I was filled with emotion and a little confused.
Except for Vice President Gao and Mrs. Gao, everyone else... It's really better not to remind me. You make me feel uncomfortable...
Speaking of Jianghu, the most difficult thing to deal with is this: you have a grudge against this family, but you have friendship with someone in this family, and that person has helped you...
This is very uncomfortable.
It’s better to just make it clear that the carriages and horses are hostile... What should we do now?
Zuo Xiaoduo felt a little melancholy.
Then look down.
Nian Nian Mao: Dog, what are you doing?
Nian Nian Mao: Dog da dog da dog da!
Mother: Dog? Do you miss your mother?
Father: I will start a group later and try out the new function. If you are really busy, don’t reply. Remember to set the mute setting. Remember, when it is not absolutely safe, your phone must be placed in the space ring and do not take it out for free.
Father invites you to join the group chat.
Confirm to join.
Mother: Damn! Little superfluous! When you go out, you can fly freely, right? After calling my mother four or five times, there is no movement anymore? Are you going to fly? Are you going to the sky?
Father: I called you four or five times? When??
Mother: Go on your way!
Father: Damn it, we only talked on the phone once, and it was me who called you? It’s really you! Father, I made a note of it!
Well-behaved and obedient little Duoduo: Hehehehe...
Mother: Hey what? Where is it?
Well-behaved and obedient little Duoduo: Class is about to start, and I am on my way to the classroom. I still have 27 meters, 31 centimeters and ten millimeters to reach the classroom.
Mother:......
Father:......
Mother: Go to class. If you have nothing to do, just watch the group.
The well-behaved and obedient little Duoduo: Okay, Mom, I miss you so much, oh, oh, oh, oh, I want to kiss, hug and hold you high...
Father: Roll your eyes expression.
Mother: Next time I come back, I will make you some leek and vermicelli dumplings.
Well-behaved and obedient little Duoduo: salivating expression.
Mother: Let’s go to class.
Little Duoduo is well-behaved and obedient: the sons and ministers will retire, and the father, the queen, and the queen will be blessed.
Father: Get out!
After closing the chat group, muting the sound, and putting the phone back into the ring, Zuo Xiaoduo became more energetic.
Before taking action, Zuo Xiaoduo was able to chat with his parents for a while, and Zuo Xiaoduo felt happy and peaceful in his heart.
What’s more, I’m even more afraid of death!
I want to live, live for a long time, and hunt out all those bastards.
I will also look for medicine, find countless treasures of heaven and earth, and then become the richest man in mainland China!
After I make enough money and become the best player in the world, I will deposit a huge amount of wealth and astronomical amounts of money in the bank and live on large amounts of interest every day!
Then he and Nian Nian Mao would fight on the bed every day!
If she loses, give her one million.
If you win, you won’t give it!
Hey Hey……
Then I should win every day, hahahaha... it's all for nothing!
Zuo Xiaoduo thought about it and laughed obscenely.
"Otherwise, if you lose a game, you have to take off one piece of clothing... In this way, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose, it's all at my advantage... Hahahahaha..."
Squinting his eyes, thinking about this scene, Zuo Xiaoduo felt that his Yan Yang Sutra suddenly exploded, and all the heat was concentrated in his crotch...
"When I go back this time, I will try to wear steel plates. I heard that cultivators are far better than ordinary people. I am afraid that I will be even better. I guess wearing steel plates is just a no-brainer!"
Being able to talk to his parents through the air, Zuo Xiaoduo was naturally very happy, but not without regrets.
It's a pity that Nian Nian Mao didn't come out to talk during the group chat. It seemed that he was very busy, so he only took the time to send himself a message and put away his phone, right?
"As a master of the generation, I love playing with cats the most in my life; I have traveled across thousands of mountains and rivers, letting him play in the wind and rain; I have two sledgehammers and a civet in my hand; I can walk freely in the wilderness to find elixirs and herbs; I will wait until I achieve the highest level.
, just contract the bank..."
Zuo Xiaoduo talked about his great ideals, slipped into the dense forest, and started his first mission trip.
Meteorites from the sky are still falling like meteors, without beginning or end, smashing into the entire earth and filling the air with smoke and dust.
The ironwood forest in the north where Zuo Xiaoduo is currently in has a hard texture. Although it grows slowly, its vitality is extremely tenacious. Meteorites that are not particularly large cannot be knocked down at all and will continue to be hit.
What's even more special is that there are miraculously straight ironwoods growing in this forest that have never been hit by big rocks!
As a Shu Sheng, this is how a child of destiny is treated.
"north."
"Ironwood."
"There is a high probability that there is Huanyang Grass, but it just grows underground. It is rare to find any traces of it!"
Zuo Xiaoduo walked in the ironwood forest, and according to what Li Chenglong said, he searched the ground carefully, hoping to find some traces.
"Whoosh!"
Zuo Xiaoduo turned around and pinched a colorful snake with two fingers. This snake had a triangular head and looked disgusting. The snake letter was very long. Even though it was pinched seven inches, it still spit out in one go.
The snake letter, which was more than three feet long, exuded a fishy stench, and there were sharp thorns on the snake letter, which stabbed directly into Zuo Xiaoduo's arm!
It was obviously a counterattack in danger. If Zuo Xiaoduo dodges or even throws it far away, it will be out of trouble.
How vicious!
"You actually want to bite me!"
Zuo Xiaoduo was furious. Wherever he thought, the Yanyang Divine Skill suddenly came into being, and his whole body instantly turned into a red-hot human-shaped iron block.
"Squeak~~~~~~"
The three-foot snake letter wrapped around Zuo Xiaoduo's arm like a pillar. Before he could make any further movements, there was a sizzling sound and smoke rose.
The rainbow snake, which is said to never scream, let out a shrill scream. The snake letter hurriedly let go, but a considerable part of it was already stuck to Zuo Xiaoduo's arm. The entire snake letter was covered with huge blisters!
A snake letter swelled up and was actually thicker than the snake's body. It was dragged outside like this and could no longer be taken back.
The Rainbow Snake was so burned that it almost shed tears. What kind of monster is this!?
I finally found a prey and wanted to take a bite. As a result, when I bit it, the snake's head was almost fully cooked. The blisters were like bells. One of the blisters was bigger than the snake's head. And on the three-foot-long tongue, such blisters
There are more than forty!
At first glance it looks like a bunch of grapes...
Zuo Xiaoduo waved his hand and threw the rainbow snake on the ground: "I will show you great mercy today and let you live."
The snake fled in panic.
The body was more than four feet long, dragging a tongue that was more than three feet long. It was dragged out of the bubble just a few meters away, and one of the snakes was broken. Then the whole snake curled up convulsively for a while, rolling in pain.
Still walk a few more meters, wear another one, walk a few more meters...
After walking only a few dozen meters, I was already lying on the ground on my belly, motionless. I just convulsed for a while, and then I was completely motionless.
There was a rustling sound in the grass.
But all the rainbow snakes were scrambling to escape!