Chapter 389 Please listen to cross talk: Xiao Duo tells stories
"The story goes like this..."
Zuo Xiaoduo said vividly: "Once upon a time, there was an unusually generous man. Because he had many poor friends, more people came to eat at his house. There was nothing we could do about it. This was the case even when we were rich.
There are too many people gathering wool. As the saying goes, the poor live in the busy city and no one cares about them, but the rich live in the mountains and have distant relatives."
Li Chenglong: "Uncle, what you said is really good. One sentence can explain all aspects of life. It's very knowledgeable."
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Nothing is as valuable as a meal at home. So, I don’t care.”
Li Chenglong: "This is benevolence and righteousness; the so-called character, the so-called persistence, the so-called integrity are really demonstrated by this rich man."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "Zhangzhuang is right. My father said the same at the time."
Li Chenglong: "Uncle and I have the same views on being a hero."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "But this rich man also has a family. If it happens once, twice, three, five, or even ten or eight times, the family will not say anything. But as time goes by, the family will inevitably complain.
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Li Chenglong: "This is human nature. I wouldn't be able to bear it. What happens next?"
You Xiaoyu, Yun Xiaohu, and Bai Xiaoduo all suppressed their laughter.
Lie Xiaohuo, Xue Xiaoluo, Kong Xiaodan, and Bing Xiaobing had dark faces.
After hearing this, if you still can't guess what this guy wants to do, then his IQ is very impressive.
Zuo Xiaoduo became more and more enthusiastic as he spoke, and his words became more and more passionate: "Then the rich man said in a roundabout way that the brothers come to my house for dinner because they think highly of me. I shouldn't have said anything at first... But,
When you come here from now on, help bring something, even if you bring an egg... that would be a shame, wouldn't it?!"
Li Chenglong said: "What then?"
"These friends didn't even talk to each other, so the rich man said... Well, I'll hold a banquet at home tomorrow night, and I hope you can come. It will make you look good, and everyone will be lively."
"Then before nightfall the next day, the rich man was waiting at the door."
"Because his wife made a bet with him that friends like you would definitely come here empty-handed. The rich man said, I don't believe it. His wife said, if you don't believe it, let's make a bet."
"The two couples really made a bet. In the eyes of the rich man, he has made it so clear. He is sure to win this bet. They just want to taste the taste of victory early. The rich man simply waits at the door.
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"So, around 6:30 in the evening...the friends finally came."
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and said, "To be honest with you, the time you came today is basically the same, so there is no difference in order."
"puff!"
Bai Xiaoduo burst out laughing immediately, making the flowers tremble with laughter.
The faces of Lie Xiaohuo and others were so dark that they could no longer be seen.
Bing Xiaobing gritted her teeth and said, "What then?"
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and said: "When the rich man saw it? Ah, the first friend was indeed here; so he went up to him and asked..." Li Chenglong said: "He came so fast."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "Where is this friend of his? In fact, he is quite young, and he has just found a wife, and the relationship is very good, so he takes his wife with him wherever he goes; even when he has a meal, it is the same."
Li Chenglong said with envy: "Even such a stingy iron cock can find a wife... I'm really envious. However, I'm afraid that woman is not blind..."
The fire is strong and the snow is falling like the bottom of a pot.
Zuo Xiaoduo: "This friend's appearance is extremely outstanding? Smooth and smooth? Don't girls like this kind of pretty boy the most? What's important about the connotation? Well, just because he is young, everyone usually calls him
Young man, well, we call him young man for short."
Lie Xiaohuo took a deep breath.
Li Chenglong: "Hey, there's no need to say this. Just tell me why he asked?"
Zuo Xiaoduo then turned his head and looked at Lie Xiaohuo and said: "The rich man asked this: Young man, you brought your wife to my house for dinner, what did you bring for me?"
"Hahahahaha..." You Xiaoyu clapped her thighs, bursting with joy, and Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo laughed so hard.
It’s so enjoyable!
Lie Xiaohuo grabbed the chicken drumstick in his hand and suddenly felt that the drumstick was no longer fragrant, tasteless and tasteless, like chewing rotten wood.
Li Chenglong hurriedly praised: "What did this young man with his wife say?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "This friend is really a wonderful person. He said with emotion that when he came to my brother's house as a guest, I brought him white clouds and clear breeze..."
Li Chenglong turned to Lie Xiaohuo and said: "What a poetic and picturesque person. What a wonderful person. He obviously didn't bring anything with him, yet he can still speak so pretentiously... What a talent. This is not the case. How could he be like this?"
Can you do what others can’t do?!”
Lie Xiaohuo's cheeks twitched.
Xue Xiaoluo pinched her husband's thighs.
I’m going to be embarrassed by following you today!
Lie Xiaohuo was furious in his heart. The more you ridiculed me, the more I refused to give you anything. What else could you do besides talking freely...
Li Chenglong laughed: "What then?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Then the rich man had to let the couple in... he continued to wait, and then the second one came. As long as a friend brings a gift, he will still win."
Li Chenglong: "This second one also has something to say?"
Zuo Xiaoduo: "Yes, there is a better explanation than the first one. This friend's family is very poor and he is a pauper, but he is also good-looking and even more handsome than the previous young man. The skin on his face is smooth.
Like a freshly peeled egg..."
Kong Xiaodan touched his smooth face with a speechless expression.
Zuo Xiaoduo continued: "...So, everyone usually likes to call him Xiaodandan, or Xiaodan."
Li Chenglong suddenly realized: "I see. Then why did he ask the second question?"
Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Kong Xiaodan: "This is what the rich man asked, Xiaodan, what did you bring me when you came to my house for dinner?"
"Puff..."
Zuo Tianwang and Bai Xiaoduo almost went crazy laughing. Yun Xiaohu no longer has to worry about Zuo Xiaoduo taking the lead. He is much better than himself.
This guy can definitely make the dead jump in the coffin.
Kong Xiaodan stared and his face turned red.
So narrow-minded! This bastard!
Boss, what kind of godson did you adopt?
Even Lie Xiaohuo and his wife, who were extremely depressed just now, laughed to themselves.
People, if you are the only one who is unlucky, you will be very angry, because you will be depressed and unable to feel relieved.
But when I saw someone else having the same misfortune as me, I immediately felt balanced and had a way to vent my depression.
You may even feel happy - that's what Lie Xiaohuo and his wife are doing now.
Li Chenglong: "How did this little guy answer?"
Zuo Xiaoduo: "This little egg said, brother! My family has no money and nothing to grow, so I only brought you white clouds and clear breeze..."
Li Chenglong said: "But the guy in front has already taken it."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "So the rich said the same thing. Xiaodan was a little embarrassed, so he said: I really have nothing, so I only have two balls under my crotch..."
"Puffy..."
The two women blushed and covered their mouths, while the five men tilted their heads and sprayed a mouthful of wine on the ground, choking and coughing with laughter.
Li Chenglong almost burst out.
He coughed for a while and waited until it calmed down before asking: "What happens next?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Of course the rich man also put him in. After all, he brought two balls... So the rich man continued to wait for the third person. As long as the third person could bring something, he still didn't lose...
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Bing Xiaobing's expression changed.
Li Chenglong: "What are the characteristics of the third person?"
Zuo Xiaoduo: "This third person is a bit pitiful. Not only is his family extremely poor, but he is also sick all year round. Therefore, everyone calls him Xiaoying."
Li Chenglong shook his head: "Poor man."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "After waiting anxiously, the minor illness finally came. Then the rich man went up to ask."
Li Chenglong: "What are you asking about?"
Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Bing Xiaobing: "..."
At this moment, Lie Xiaohuo, Kong Xiaodan, Yun Xiaohu, You Xiaoyu, Bai Xiaoduo, Xue Xiaoluo all said to Bing Xiaobing at the same time: "...This is what the rich asked, Xiao Si, you come to my house for dinner, give me
What did I bring?"
Bing Xiaobing was speechless.
With so many people, I seem to be the only one bringing things, okay? Even though I am the loser...
Zuo Xiaoduo said with a straight face: "Quiet."
Li Chenglong: "How did this little sick person answer?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "This one's ailment is really serious. He replied: Brother, I still have some strength in my shoulders, so I gave you a head to carry..."
"Hahahahahaha... I brought a head..."
Everyone present was laughing like crazy.
Bing Xiaobing had a sullen face for a moment, but she also laughed. Damn, this little bastard is really good at hurting people.
For a moment, laughter shook the sky.
People are so strange. If only one person is harmed in front of so many people, it will probably be a lifelong feud that will be difficult to resolve. But now that several people have been harmed one after another, everyone just thinks it is a joke and laughs it off.
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Although I was still angry, I felt happy again even though I was angry.
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed, and then said: "Four of you, haha, it's just a story, a little talk at the dinner table. I'm not talking about you four. Don't think too much about it. Let's just talk about it.
, this joke will make you laugh for a lifetime..."
"puff……"
You Xiaoyu turned his head and sprayed a mouthful of tea on Yun Xiaohu's face.
I don’t know if other people can laugh for a lifetime, but I can laugh for a lifetime...
Others are getting more and more excited.
Lie Xiaohuo, Xue Xiaoluo, Kong Xiaodan, and Bing Xiaobing looked at Zuo Xiaoduo with strange lights in their eyes, angry and funny.
I really got to know the boss, my godson.
This kid seems to be born with a temperament: cheap!
And this kind of meanness is not the kind that makes people want to beat him to death, but the kind that... just wants to be beaten hard, eight times a day!
As long as you can't be beaten to death, you'll beat me hard!
To be honest, he is very different from his father in this regard. With his father's temper, the opponent only wants to beat him to death, and it won't be over until he is beaten to death. But this kid is so mean that people want to do it over and over again.
Beat but reluctant to kill...
These are two completely different realms!
And just when the laughter was shaking, a car came slowly from outside and stopped at the door of the villa.