Of these three, one is your nephew, one is your apprentice, and the other is your apprentice's wife...
No matter how respectful they are to you, isn't that just natural?
Don't mention calling you uncle, I don't think it's weird if they call you dad!
But what about us?
We are the same generation as you, okay?
This bastard is using the topic to his advantage, are you done yet?
Of course, Zuo Xiaoduo didn't know much about it, so he laughed and said: "Oh, what a big deal. When I see your parents in the future, won't I have to bow and kowtow as well? This is so normal."
Still kowtow???
Li Huo and others looked at Zuo Xiaoduo and cursed in his heart, you really deserve to be your father's son!
It’s so good to inherit this gene!
Lie Xiaohuo and others looked at Zuo Xiaoduo with strange eyes, really wanting to beat this kid into a pulp.
I wonder if this little thing of yours is really innocent or is it just pretending?
Kowtow...what do you think?
We just had nothing to do and came to see the boss's godson, but after we came, everything became worse than the last.
First take back the spies you sent; all the work of sending spies over the years has turned into running water.
Then I lost an ice soul, and even lost 10% of the space relic materials...
At the end of the day, everything is over, but when we come to have a meal, we actually end up being a generation shorter out of thin air?
I really saw a ghost today!
And I met two of them at once!
The four of them were already regretting it so much that their intestines were blue!
So why are we here on this trip? Looking for chicken?
You Xiaoyu almost laughed to his heart's content, but his face was serious. He frowned and urged: "Lie Xiaohuo, Bing Xiaobing, Kong Xiaodan, why don't you come over quickly to see Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo!?"
Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo also urged.
Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting were waiting with kind faces...
Lie Xiaohuo was about to explode, and suddenly a fiery redness surged all over his body; Xue Xiaoluo hurriedly held him down and shook her head.
Are you crazy?
Should we send him back now to complete his reincarnation?
Besides, do you want to make trouble so that the entire continent knows that we have lost such a great person?
You are shameless, but I still want shame...
Xue Xiaoluo put on a smile and said to Wu Yuting with a smile: "Well... although we look young, in fact... we are quite old... you see..."
He kept winking as he spoke.
Both hands were still holding Wu Yuting's sleeves, shaking, shaking... with a look of pleading.
Wu Yuting sighed, thinking that forcing Li Huo and others to do this was enough.
Wu Yuting said gracefully: "His father, forget it; the children are all grown up... Besides, the red-haired wife is planning to give me something..."
Xue Xiaoluo was confused: Who...who said I wanted to give you something?
But how can I dare to say no now? Wu Yuting is now begging for mercy for herself and others. If she says no... then today's uncle Zuo and aunt Zuo will be decided!
Obviously, this is the price of begging for mercy.
After Wu Yuting finished speaking, she glanced at Xue Xiaoluo.
Xue Xiaoluo hurriedly nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
I will give you whatever you say. Let us get over this hurdle first!
Of course, Zuo Changlu didn't insist on letting Li Huo and others call him uncle. He also knew in his heart that even if these four guys were forced out tonight, these four guys would never want to call him uncle.
So this is just a strategy to confirm that one's side has the upper hand!
Now I understand very clearly that I already have the world all to myself. Who dares to explode?
Try it?
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Zuo Changlu let out a long laugh: "Just a joke, just a joke. Hahaha, when you come to my place, you are at your own home. Don't be restrained, don't be restrained, come here, come and eat food."
Lie Xiaohuo and others finally breathed a long sigh of relief.
OMG... I almost had a cerebral hemorrhage just now...
"I have to fulfill my duties as a host."
Zuo Changlu was generous, and said lovingly, he gave Lie Xiaohuo a piece of chicken kidney with chopsticks: "Hongmao, eat more of this, this is good, it nourishes the kidneys. I originally wanted to say that you are young? Don't know how to exercise restraint? Since you
I also have years and experience, so I won’t say anything more. Look at you now, you are so stooped. Don’t try to be strong in everything... Are you a man? Say no when it’s time to say no.”
Lie Xiaohuo stuffed the chicken kidney into his mouth and chewed it hard. His expression was very ferocious and he chewed very hard.
I love your sister!
You have kidney failure!
Your waist is just stooped!
You can't!
Not even your whole family!
"Xiao Dan? You should eat more of this."
Zuo Changlu gave Kong Xiaodan a piece of chives with chopsticks: "This is good, this can aphrodisiac. Looking at your physique, it will be difficult to find a wife when you grow up... You can take advantage of it while you are young."
Kong Xiaodan stuffed it into his mouth and made a chewing sound, imagining that he was chewing a long way!
You are the one who needs aphrodisiac!
Your whole family needs aphrodisiacs!
Do you, young or old, all need aphrodisiacs? This will kill you!
"Hahaha? Xiaobing, come on, come on..."
Zuo Changlu picked up a piece of chicken heart with chopsticks and said, "As the saying goes, you can make up for what you eat. This thing is just right for you."
Bing Xiaobing was stunned: Are you saying I'm heartless?
Looking at the chicken heart sandwiched on the plate, Bing Xiaobing swallowed it with her eyes closed.
I won’t chew it!
I'll eat it alive!
One day, I will eat you bitch alive just like I swallowed this chicken heart alive!
Zuo Changlu immediately gave You Xiaoyu another pair of chopsticks with fish eyes: "Xiaoyu, things were done well. Your Aunt Zuo and I are going to look up to you now."
You Xiaoyu almost slipped under the chair.
Don't look down on me, I'm afraid.
Seeing the huge fish eyes on the plate in front of him, which seemed to be glaring at him, You Xiaoyu shivered even more.
"Eat the food, eat the food." Zuo Changlu called to Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo: "You two can eat by yourself. It's far away and I can't reach it. I won't pick up the food for you two."
"Thank you, Uncle Zuo." Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo thanked them in unison. Now they are really the only two who can eat food comfortably.
Then Zuo Changlu raised his cup: "You've come to my house. Let's raise a toast together. This night will be unforgettable. Don't forget this night..."
Lie Xiaohuo had wanted to drink for a long time, so he hurriedly picked it up, but he started to drink. Damn it, he picked up this glass of wine twice and didn't take a sip.
Your son picked it up and put it down again, and ended up telling us a story...
Just about to drink.
But I saw Zuo Changlu laughing, and actually put down the wine glass again, laughing very happily: "It sounds a bit inappropriate, but if you don't talk and laugh, where will the excitement come from? Your names reminded me of them.
A story, a very interesting story, it won’t make you happy if you don’t tell it, it won’t make you happy if you don’t tell it..."
"puff……"
You Xiaoyu chewed the fish eyes and almost spit them out, choking out one after another.
Lie Xiaohuo and others were holding wine glasses with despair written all over their faces.
What are you going to do again?!
"Don't be busy drinking, don't be busy drinking, don't be busy drinking when listening to this story, lest you choke."
Zuo Changlu laughed happily: "This is a story about a rich man's treat. It is very interesting and full of ideas... Hahaha, I have been living on this joke my entire life. Let me tell you about it."
This time, even Zuo Xiaoduo couldn't help but choke; after coughing repeatedly, Li Chenglong lowered his head and quickly put down the wine glass. His whole body was filled with laughter. If he didn't put down the wine glass, the wine would definitely be spilled.
Lie Xiaohuo and others had a look of despair, what the hell... this is really a family tradition.
Are you paving the way for this by forcing me to call you uncle before I dare to love you? If you don’t say that you are always older, this Zuo Changlu is much more sinister than his son...
Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo were also trembling, but they held it back with force. Yun Xiaohu took on the role of complimenting without hesitation: "Uncle Zuo, I don't know what the story is? How is it interesting and have some ideas?
"
Zuo Changlu looked at him appreciatively and said: "Once upon a time, there was an unusually generous man. Because he had many poor friends, more people came to eat at his house. There was nothing we could do about it.
This is how you get rich. As the saying goes, if you are poor and live in a busy city, no one cares about you, but if you are rich in the mountains, you have distant relatives..."
Yun Xiaohu: "What Uncle Zuo said in these two sentences is really full of life philosophy and worldly insights..."
Lie Xiaohuo and others had splitting headaches and wanted to die.
really!
really!
Damn it, do you want to hear this fucking story again?
When Zuo Xiaoduo was talking, they could still play tricks and pretend to be deaf and dumb, but now...it seems like they can no longer do it!
The identities are completely equal, and even the other party is beyond...
If asked, "Young man, what did you bring me when you came to my house for dinner?"
But it’s really shameless.
Over there, Zuo Changlu told the story fluently, and Yun Xiaohu praised it skillfully - I just listened to it once, can I be unskilled? With Li Chenglong in front of me, Yun Xiaohu, who has been here for the second time, it would be unreasonable not to praise him thoroughly.
?
Even Zuo Changlu was surprised. How come this apprentice's brain is so good today? I haven't seen this cleverness on weekdays.
When he talked about it all the way, 'This poor friend is young and has just found a wife. He is a young man, so everyone calls him young man...'
Lie Xiaohuo suddenly stood up, with a solemn look on his face, and said: "Well, I feel ashamed to say that I have taken the liberty to visit this time. I really don't have much to offer... Fortunately, I suddenly remembered that I gave Zuo Xiaohuo a favor before I came.
Many students brought some gifts...I almost forgot."
Bai Xiaoduo curled his lips wildly: You really have the nerve to say that you 'almost forgot', haha, if my master hadn't come, you would have really forgotten, right?
Zuo Changlu frowned and said, "I don't accept gifts", and said: "Classmate Lie Xiaohuo, hey, there's no need for this, I'm just telling a story, I'm not talking about you..."
Zuo Changlu taught: "Everything should not be done too accurately. This is the principle of life that I have summarized over the years."
Lie Xiaohuo held a breath in his throat.
I really want to spray you in the face!
If I don't stand up and surrender now, you're going to point your finger at my nose and start scolding me right away, and you're not talking about me!