Chapter three hundred and ninety fourth family banquet ending month
Lie Xiaohuo and others suddenly felt relaxed.
It turns out that you, bastard, want to talk every single one of you today.
How could You Xiaoyu give them a chance? He scratched his head, coughed, and said first: "Speaking of which, Xiaoduo and I also hit it off. I have some Jiuxiao Spring water here that I got by chance, but it's just a small amount, only three drops... I There’s no use keeping it, so just give it all to Xiaoduo.”
Wu Yuting didn't even raise her eyelids or say anything.
Zuo Xiaoduo happily took it. He didn't know what Jiuxiao Spring Water was, but this bottle was hollowed out and made of top-quality Star Soul Jade, so it must be very extraordinary.
Zuo Changlu chuckled and said: "Xiaoyu, you kid, you must pay attention to your own image in the future. You are not young anymore. Don't always do unreliable things... Come on, let's go together. .”
You Xiaoyu hurriedly raised his glass and drank it all in one gulp, sighing in his heart.
Sure enough, it's because of this...Uncle Zuo, you don't even spare your own people...
But we have already done it, why not blackmail Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo?
You Xiaoyu felt uncomfortable and kept coughing, looking for something to say: "Haha, Xiaohu, hahaha, Xiaoduo, hahaha..."
His eyes continuously drifted towards Wu Yuting and towards the long road to the left.
The meaning is obvious.
Yes!
Hurry up and ask them for it!
Why do you want it from me instead of them?
Bai Xiaoduo rolled his eyes, indicating that he didn't want to talk.
Our gifts have been given away a long time ago. Can I tell you?
I gave it to my wife right away, but my junior brother can’t use it now. The grade is much higher than yours...
But that’s all our own business, does it have anything to do with you?!
You Xiaoyu hinted for a long time, but no one paid attention to him, so he finally gave up. So he started drinking hard.
Drinking more can also heal the soul. Liehuo and the others will be fine. Poor me, I still have the next, more terrible one waiting for me...
The atmosphere was now completely heated.
Everyone exchanged cups and drank happily.
When you reach their level, you can already turn your back on others.
Turn your face over and you'll see your butt.
It’s just that today we were drinking and making out and talking about everything, and tomorrow I will pull out a knife and stab you without mercy.
Drinking is drinking, but fighting is fighting, and stance is stance.
You, Zuo Changlu, are of the same generation as us? And your military force is slightly higher than ours. When we meet your son, we should give the junior a little greeting gift.
This is not a matter of position, but respect for each other.
If we have a son, you Zuo Changlu came to my house as a guest and met you. This meeting gift of yours will not be spared. It is absolutely impossible not to give good things!
But this doesn’t mean we will encounter you on the battlefield tomorrow? I will still discuss friendship with you...
Those are two completely unrelated things.
When talking to each other, there is no sense that "we have known each other before"? It is just a chance meeting and everyone enjoys it.
How many jokes did Zuo Changlu tell? Not the sarcastic kind? Did he really make everyone laugh? Lie Xiaohuo and others also told a few local jokes, and everyone was very happy.
Seeing the lively atmosphere, Bing Xiaobing got a little drunk and told a dirty joke, but was boycotted by a group and fined a bottle of wine.
Then his dirty jokes caused big trouble.
"Speaking of it, today is really lively. I saw a lot of excitement during the day and it is still so lively at night." You Xiaoyu became obviously more lively after giving the gift.
He actually dared to sit on the chair with his buttocks square and straight, with a smile on his face at this moment.
Zuo Changlu said calmly: "It's quite lively at night. What's happening during the day? Let me know."
Bing Xiaobing's expression immediately changed.
He looked at You Xiaoyu with a pleading look. Although he would have to know about this sooner or later, could you please not say it in front of me?
Lie Xiaohuo and others were angry that Bing Xiaobing didn't speak for him, and now he started to add insult to injury.
Kong Xiaodan: "During the day, at the Qianlong Gaowu Competition, everyone draws lots to go on stage to compete with Danyuan Realm students."
Zuo Changlu was stunned: "You three drew lots to come on stage?"
Bing Xiaobing's face turned red and she hurriedly raised her glass: "Shall we have a drink?"
"Don't be in a hurry to drink." Lie Xiaohuo pressed down his hand holding the wine glass and laughed loudly: "Let's talk about the fun first."
Bing Xiaobing looked at Lie Xiaohuo sadly and angrily.
Which side are you on?
"Yes, the three of them will draw lots to compete with Xiao Duo." You Xiaoyu laughed loudly: "They are all gearing up."
Zuo Changlu smiled meaningfully: "You are really brave."
Then he sighed with emotion: "Xiaoduo competes with them, even if he loses, there is no shame."
"puff……"
Yun Xiaohu took a sip and said, "Uncle Zuo is right."
Bing Xiaobing coughed and said, "Where is the toilet?"
"Why are you so anxious?" You Xiaoyu said: "Bing Xiaobing got the lottery, and he was so happy at the time. Many of us looked for him but couldn't find him. We were so happy that we just saw the teeth."
"Yes!" Lie Xiaohuo and Kong Xiaodan nodded fiercely.
Anyway, a dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist... Besides, Bing Ming was indeed very powerful when he grabbed it. After grabbing it, he was really happy. The kind of "I will have a blast right away, but you can't".
Making both of them want to hit him.
"Then what?" Zuo Changlu asked.
"Then Bing Xiaobing went up." You Xiaoyu tried his best to hold back laughter, his shoulders were shaking, but he said in a serious tone.
"Then what?"
"Then Bing Xiaobing came down."
You Xiaoyu finally couldn't help holding her belly and laughing: "Bing Xiaobing was beaten by Zuo Xiaoduo..."
Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting's eyes widened: "Bing Xiaobing was beaten?"
"Yes, Bing Xiaobing was beaten by Zuo Xiaoduo..."
"Bing Xiaobing was really beaten by Zuo Xiaoduo?"
"Yes, Bing Xiaobing was really beaten by Zuo Xiaoduo!"
"Wow, Bing Xiaobing actually got beaten!"
"Haha... Bing Xiaobing was really beaten!"
"Bing Xiaobing wanted to have a good time, but she didn't feel good... I wanted to go up and torture the food..."
"In the end, Bing Xiaobing became a dish..."
"Oh, I'm so abused...it's too horrible to look at..."
"..."
You say something to me.
When these people cooperated, they didn't even have time to breathe. They started talking like machine guns.
He opened his mouth and said, "Bing Xiaobing was beaten."
Just shut up and say: "Bing Xiaobing was abused."
The feeling of gloating about misfortune simply overflowed to the heavens.
Bing Xiaobing's face turned red, and no matter how thick-skinned he was, he couldn't sit still.
It would be fine if it was just You Xiaoyu and the others who said this, but Lie Xiaohuo and Kong Xiaodan, you two said it more enthusiastically than they did!
"That's enough for you!...I'm going to the toilet!"
Bing Xiaobing plunged into the toilet and couldn't come out.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Although Zuo Xiaoduo and Li Chenglong are also extremely smart people, they are still far behind compared to these old fritters. They can't connect with many words or even understand them.
The doubts I had when I asked for gifts were resolved without leaving a trace after the old fritters got into a harmonious atmosphere.
There is even a feeling of "that's it".
"Hahaha, my son is so outstanding. He is studying at Qianlong Gaowu. Are you here specifically to see my son this time?" Lie Xiaohuo laughed, feeling a little drunk.
"Yes." Zuo Changlu smiled: "Isn't there still about ten days before Qianlong Gaowu's parents' meeting will be held?"
"Parent-teacher meeting? There are still ten days left?"
Lie Xiaohuo and Bing Xiaobing looked at each other and began to think thoughtfully.
"Why did it come so early in ten days?" Lie Xiaohuo was a little dissatisfied. Can't you come back when the time is up?
Zuo Changlu sighed: "There is nothing I can do. My wife wanted to have a son, so she came here a few days in advance. If you don't have a child yet, the same will happen when you and your wife have a child!"
Missing my son...this is such a good reason.
Lie Xiaohuo sighed and said to Wu Yuting: "You think about your son well..."
Thinking about my son has trapped us all in it...
Wu Yuting smiled very beautifully and said to Xue Xiaoluo: "Xiaoluo, don't forget the gift you are going to give me in the future. I will think carefully about what I want then."
Xue Xiaoluo nodded repeatedly, but turned her head and gave Lie Xiaohuo a sharp look.
I had almost forgotten about this matter, but you have to say that you think of your son well.
What's better? This is clearly showing dissatisfaction!
Is the result okay? I am in debt again!
Lie Xiaohuo's drunkenness instantly sobered up, and he no longer dared to talk nonsense or be casual.
This meal was a lively one, and lasted until half past one in the morning.
Then Lie Xiaohuo and others met drunkenly to say goodbye.
Originally, Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo wanted to stay, but Zuo Changlu said that there were not many vacant rooms and sent them away.
…
Late in the morning and midnight.
In the starry sky outside Fenghai, a world-class battle broke out!
The seven people who had been drinking at the same table just now were beaten to death by a meteor shower at high altitude!
"You have tricked us to death..."
"Fart! It's obvious that you got into the trap yourself, who deceived you?"
If you say this over and over again, the sky will fall apart and there will be countless cracks in the space!
The beating continued until several other high-level officials arrived, and the two sides stopped and continued to curse each other. Everyone's face turned red and their necks thickened.
This three-on-four battle was evenly matched!
The flood witch is very angry!
You just wanted to watch my joke, but you agreed not to fight this time, so what happened to you?
Give Liehuo and the others a good scolding.
Then everyone went back to their respective homes to find their respective mothers.
They all went to the Xingmang Mountains area.
Then……
Half an hour later.
The Lihuo couple and Dankong Bingming were driven out by the Flood Witch with a sledgehammer. After a beating with the Thousand Souls Nightmare Hammer, the four of them were almost beaten to ashes on the spot!
This is... an internal strife within the witch union!?
Several other great witches rushed to break up the fight and asked what happened. However, Hong Shui didn't speak and Dan Kong and others didn't speak either... they just gasped.
Then the flood took people back again.
Less than ten minutes after returning home, with a violent roar, the Flood Witch raised his hammer and smashed four more people out!
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[Sure enough, it’s not here yet, so I’ll use this more updated chapter to show my disdain for you guys: I’m not good at fighting, but I still ask for votes! Hahaha, I won!]