Chapter 403: Water and fire cannot tolerate wine, salted fish, new target
But the Lihuo couple had been fighting for years, and even the Great Wizard of Flood, the Great Wizard of Dankong, and the Great Wizard of Bingming couldn't stand it anymore.
Especially the Great Witch of Bingming, it is really about to collapse.
My sister and my husband are at war every day. As a brother-in-law, don't be too sad about being caught in the middle.
You can't help your sister and beat your brother-in-law every time, right?
Although he has done this before; but the problem is that there is a saying that makes too much sense: If a couple fights, they fight at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed!
Today, while helping my sister, the brother and sister teamed up to beat up my brother-in-law!
As a result, they stopped fighting tomorrow and reconciled.
So they turned around and joined forces to beat themselves up, and often at this time, my sister would beat her even harder in order to repair the relationship between husband and wife: How dare you hit my husband?! How dare you!
Our husband and wife are fighting, and you, an outsider, do not try to persuade the other party to make peace, but help one party fight the other party. Why don't you start the fight? If not, who are you going to hit?
After a violent beating, the couple vented their anger and returned to harmony. The couple returned home.
Poor Bingming Great Witch was covered in bruises, with a pig head and panda eyes, tears streaming down his face, and a thousand lines of speechless tears.
Two days later, my sister came to the door crying again: Lie Huo beat me like crazy... Little brother, you have to help me vent my anger, you have to support my sister, you are my sister's only relative in this world...
After doing this several times, the Great Witch of Bingming collapsed.
It was then that the Great Witch of Bingming moved away because he couldn't stand it anymore!
But even if they move away, it won't stop. When the couple fights, my sister still cries again. You are my little brother, how can you ignore me...
Of course, the most unlucky ones are not Bing Ming and Flood, but the Dankong Wizard.
Because he can't beat anyone...
He can't beat Li Huo, he can't beat Bing Ming, he can't even beat Li Huo's wife... she's just a punching bag.
Moreover, he was arrested after he moved away.
Later, the three great witches, who had splitting headaches, came together to discuss whether this could continue. To put it bluntly, it was the most brain-intensive thing the three great witches had done in their lives!
none of them!
In order to help him and his wife adjust their relationship, they invented this incompatible drink.
It doesn't matter if you drink this wine, it means that women are getting hotter and hotter; men are getting colder and colder...and then they look at each other with delicate features...
Then we can only get together and have fun together...
When the happiness is over, the hot and cold energy will turn into two energy and be absorbed, the strength will improve, and the relationship between husband and wife will become sweet and sweet...
The most important thing is that this wine is effective for a long time and there is no problem of realm.
For this wine, the Great Wizard of Flood contributed a Nine Heavens Cold Spring Eye; the Great Wizard of Bingming contributed the Jiuxiaohan Spirit; and the Great Wizard of Dankong also contributed the Space Essence, which is a spiritual seed that can extract the most essence of energy from the universe;
There was a great wizard of strong fire, who also took out one of his own heavenly fire mouths.
The four great witches worked together to create a game that was incompatible with fire and water.
The final result is of course that the Lihuo couple rarely fight anymore. Well, they fight in bed every day and seldom fight outside.
Everyone felt comfortable and all the hard work was not in vain...
Finally, I don’t have to deal with such bullshit every day…
But I don’t know when it started. This water-and-fire drink has become popular. After all, it is a peerless treasure that can assist and promote dual cultivation? And it can also aphrodisiac? And you don’t have to worry about physical fitness or qualifications.
As long as your cultivation level can bear it, you can drink it.
After drinking it? Before those two energies are completely dissolved, you are like a golden gun holding up the sky. You can be happy and become stronger. Isn’t it a panacea for harmony between husband and wife, a must-have for your home!
But the origin of this wine is so magical? How can there be too many finished products?
You asked the four great witches who shocked the world to join forces to make you wine?
If others don't tell them, even if Zuo Changlu and his wife come again, it won't be possible!
Therefore, the six jars sent by Li Huo, which do not tolerate water or fire, are the real good things among the things sent by the witches.
But even if the thing is a good thing, Zuo Xiaoduo can’t use it now - or is that the same sentence? If Zuo Xiaoduo can use it, they won’t give it to him!
There are many conditions that restrict Zuo Xiaoduo. First of all, this guy is still single and has no wife. If he drinks this wine and has only his own brother, he may not be able to handle it even if he is tired and loses his hand.
Of course, even if Zuo Xiaoduo is married now, he still can't use it, because this thing also has certain requirements for cultivation: Feitian realm or above!
Under the flying sky, those who act rashly will die!
Yes, so domineering!
Therefore, if this good thing that all the high-level officials in the entire continent covet falls into the hands of Zuo Xiaoduo, they can only watch and gather dust for a long time!
So this wine and fierce fire are actually given to Zuo Changlu and his wife... There are still many years before your son reaches the Feitian realm, right?
Are you willing to waste this wine?
The effect of this wine is true, and the frequency is not limited, but it still has timeliness. It is not as good as ordinary good wine, which usually becomes more and more fragrant the longer it is kept. This wine has a shelf life!
If you don’t drink it for three years, all the magical effects will disappear!
Based on your son's current cultivation level, no matter how great he is, he will never reach Feitian within three years!
Now in the Danyuan realm, three years of flying to heaven?
Are you making a fuss?
Besides, we don't believe that you, an old drunkard from Zuo Changlu, can let these good wines sit for three years without drinking them.
But if you drink it, we have reason to make fun of you: This old guy, even the gift we gave his son was an adult product, but you two drank it... What did he do after drinking it? Who doesn't know yet
ah?
Ha ha ha ha……
Even on the battlefield, we can make you blush with laughter.
Because of this wine, after drinking it, the aroma of wine will linger on your body for a long time.
As long as you drink it, we will know...
So...
This wine can only be like this. Unless you, Zuo Changlu, give these six jars of wine to people who happen to need them, such as Zuo Lu Tianwang and his wife.
However, Zuolu and his wife's cultivation level is about the same as ours. They have basically reached their peak. Unless they get a great opportunity, they will stop here.
Let's grind together slowly. What can we do if there are so many jars of water and fire that can't tolerate wine?
Who is afraid of whom?
So Wu Yuting was really furious when faced with the unresolved situation.
Too narrow!
Liehuo, that bastard, is simply not a human being!
"This wine... just keep it for now."
Zuo Changlu said: "Let it go for two and a half years. If within two and a half years...Niannian and Duoduo can make great progress and are already married...it won't hurt."
Wu Yuting sighed and said: "After two and a half years, if it still doesn't work... I'll give this wine to Yun Duo and Hu Tou. Cultivation is hard to beat by chance. Whoever gets the chance will belong to him."
"Yeah." Zuo Changlu said, "It's okay if we both drink."
Wu Yuting: "Get out!"
Zuo Xiaoduo was at a loss when he heard this and couldn't help but ask questions.
So Zuo Changlu omitted the origins of these wines and just talked about their effects.
This explanation immediately made Zuo Xiaoduo stand in awe, and his eyes looked at the six jars of wine with something wrong: I like this wine!
Such a fancy thing?
You actually have to be a powerful person in the realm of flying to drink it?
And it’s a special wine for both dual-majors?
This...this is simply a good thing that Lie Xiaohuo prepared for me. How did he know that I was thin-skinned?
If Nian Nianmao gets married... cough, I don't want to... cough, so I will have a candlelight dinner, cough... and then we will have a drink each...
Then……
And then……
As he thought about it, Zuo Xiaoduo couldn't help but look fascinated.
This wine... can be used as a standing strategic material for my family...
As for three years of flying...
Humph, is this a problem for my wise and mighty Lord Gouda? Is it difficult?
Don’t you know that I went from being a martial artist to Dan Yuan in one year?
And I still suppressed the advancement throughout the process.
Now from Dan Yuan to Ying Bian, Hua Yun, Yu Shen, Gui Xuan, Feitian... But there are only a few levels!
In order to be able to practice dual cultivation with Nian Nian Mao as soon as possible, I have to work hard!
Practice hard!
Zuo Xiaoduo was full of motivation in an instant!
The goal is directly towards the realm of Feitian!——A new goal for salted fish! Formation!
"Dad, this wine... refers to the Feitian realm. Is it the kind of Feitian realm that has been suppressed many times, or... the Feitian realm in the general sense?" Zuo Xiaoduo asked expectantly.
"There are no ordinary cultivators who can be promoted to the Feitian realm. If there is no considerable suppression in the early stage, the lifetime achievement of reaching Guixuan is already the limit. Do you think martial arts practice can be a trivial matter and can be left to chance?"
Zuo Changlu said calmly.
Seeing this kid's eyes shining, he didn't know what he was thinking or what was on his mind?
However, even Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting are still not optimistic about Zuo Xiaoduo reaching the Feitian realm within three years. Well, it should be said that they are not optimistic at all - among all the cultivators who can reach that realm, which one has not experienced several experiences?
An old monster who has practiced hard for hundreds of years?
Three years?
It took three years to be promoted to the Feitian Realm, and it would take two people to both be promoted to the Feitian Realm!
No matter how powerful a genius is, he can't do it.
"Those who have been suppressed six times on the Thorny Road will have difficulty reaching the sky in lifetime achievement! This is the most basic qualification limit."
"So everyone who can reach the flying realm is a genius, a genius in the true sense, a genius above genius."
"Oh..." Zuo Xiaoduo was unhappy.
I thought I had a strong foundation and could go ahead...
Zuo Changlu couldn't help but laugh and said: "But based on your current accumulation, if you can keep it consistent, you can basically drink this wine when you get to Guixuan."
"Cough!" Wu Yuting coughed.
Zuo Changlu immediately changed his mind: "But it's better to drink after reaching the Feitian realm. Being able to drink doesn't mean there are no hidden dangers."
"I know, I will keep it well."
Zuo Xiaoduo looked at these six jars of wine, always feeling thirsty and eager to try.
He turned his wrist and put it away: "I'll keep it well, hehehe..."
Wu Yuting rolled her eyes.
There have only been a few times when this kid was so solemn. Now he has become a miser in front of his parents. It is estimated that these six jars of wine will not be taken out even if they are expired...