Wu Yuting sighed a little in her heart, her daughter was too simple.
Gouda is now a master of Danyuan, and far surpasses the average master of Danyuan...
How can you scare him the same way you used to scare him when he was a child? Do you think he is still the same puppy who was scared out of his wits when you threw him?
She must be taught the art of charioteer... Otherwise, this girl will really be eaten by dogs.
Zuo Xiaonian caught Zuo Xiaoduo who fell from high altitude, held it in his hand by the back of his neck, and humbly asked for advice: "Mom, what should I do? Please teach me."
Wu Yuting raised her eyebrows and said: "Only by hitting the snake seven inches and attacking its key points can you defeat the enemy. This is especially true when dealing with lazy people like Xiao Xiaoda. The most direct method is to postpone the wedding for ten years."
"Mom!!!" Zuo Xiaoduo, who was carrying a dead dog, screamed heartbreakingly: "You are really my mother..."
Wu Yuting was unmoved: "Another example is the night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber. He was not allowed in and disappeared for a few years."
"Mom...wuwu..." Zuo Xiaoduo cried.
"Another example is not letting him go to bed in the future..."
"Another example……"
Wu Yuting came up with good ideas one by one, and Zuo Xiaoduo felt cold all over as he listened.
Zuo Changlu, who was eavesdropping in the room, was also frightened and moved...
"Mommy mommy……"
Zuo Xiaoduo struggled down and supported Wu Yuting diligently: "It's getting late... Why don't you just go to bed."
"Thank you, Mom! This is what I will do from now on! I will listen to everything you say!"
Zuo Xiaonian pursed her lips and smiled, making her flowers tremble.
Zuo Xiaoduo looked as if he was mourning for his concubine.
That night, Zuo Xiaoduo suddenly remembered that he still had two babies, but he seemed to have forgotten to show them to his parents, so he quickly took them out as a tribute.
"Mom and Dad, look at what these two are."
As he spoke, he took out the bead taken out from the body of the giant earthworm, introduced it in this way, and then took out the void stone and talked about it.
"Voidstone! Good stuff!"
Zuo Changlu immediately set his sights on the Fossil Stone.
"Dad, do you know this stuff?" Zuo Xiaoduo just felt that his parents were two big encyclopedias. How come they knew everything? They had seen everything?
"This thing is indeed rare, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist."
Zuo Changlu clicked his tongue in admiration, looked at the void stone in his hand, and said: "But this thing is really a good thing, it can be said to be a killer artifact!"
"How good is it specifically? Can you tell me in detail?" Zuo Xiaoduo asked humbly.
"Well, that's pretty good."
Zuo Changlu pushed the void stone back: "If you don't intend to be a killer, then don't use it if you can. Because using this thing is addictive."
"It is a good thing that everyone can't put down because it can deal with powerful enemies silently. Killing by leapfrogging is not a problem. It is naturally a super good thing."
"But the biggest drawback of this thing is that it is useless against enemies in the realm above the sky. Instead, it will be unable to cover up its flaws and omissions due to the dependence it has developed over a long period of time, and it will easily lead to death in an instant!"
"If you think about it carefully, when you are used to opportunism, getting something for nothing, and killing enemies by leapfrogging... then when you are promoted to the realm of Guixuan, this habit will be deeply ingrained, even if you know the danger? But in itself?
But I am already used to how to do it... If at that time, I go to the Flying Killing Realm..."
"So? He Yi put his neck on someone else's knife edge."
"You must always remember one thing: Martial Arts? There are no shortcuts! Martial Arts? The higher you get to a higher level, the more you need to return to your original nature!"
"When it comes to the Feitian Sutra? The Sky Transformation Stone? Even if it can't be said to be a waste stone? But at least it has to be at a level similar to the opponent's cultivation level before it can play any role. As for the higher realm... the Sky Transformation Stone is completely useless, only a burden.
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"Your cultivation is still shallow now? You still can't understand the fighting atmosphere of that realm? No matter how wonderful your methods are, by then they will all be useless."
Zuo Changlu Chunchun taught: "You must always remember one thing? That is... the so-called skills are just because the power level of human beings is not large enough? So we try our best to do what we can't do with limited power.
That’s why there are so-called skills! If you are powerful enough? Then any skills? It’s all trivial and a joke.”
"To put it bluntly, all martial arts moves are all about technique. Whether it's moving a thousand pounds with four or two, or moving strength... when faced with absolute power, it's all nonsense!"
"When ordinary cultivators advance to the Feitian realm, all the basic so-called techniques are mastered! I understand what you know, and maybe I still understand what you don't understand. When you want to use techniques, just
This is when you want to save some energy, or when you are most ambitious; and this is often the time when you will suffer big losses."
Zuo Changlu smiled faintly: "If someone at the same level as me uses skills to fight against me, he may not be able to survive for even one second."
Zuo Xiaoduo nodded seriously.
"I understand, Dad, I will try to use this void stone as little as possible in the future."
He chuckled and said, "That guy Yu Moyan seems to be attacking the assassin business... I'll sell this thing to him when I find an opportunity."
"Sell it to him?" Zuo Changlu smacked his lips: "I heard you say that Yu Moyan's family seems to be quite poor. Can he afford this thing?"
Zuo Xiaoduo raised his chin: "Dad, you are so narrow-minded. If he can't afford it, can't he still issue an IOU?"
"Then how much are you prepared to sell?" Zuo Changlu asked.
"One hundred million."
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "One hundred million high-grade star soul jade, the price is not too much, right? I don't have the big mouth of a lion, right?"
"Cough cough cough..."
Zuo Changlu almost choked to death.
One hundred million high-grade star soul jade!
You can kill Yu Moyan.
Once this IOU is issued, your classmate Yu Moyan will have to work for Zuo Xiaoduo for the rest of his life. Even if he works to the level of a king, he may not be able to pay off the debt.
"Okay, as long as you know what's going on." Zuo Changlu stopped talking.
He just wanted his son to understand the harmful effects of the Sky Stone, that was enough.
As for how Zuo Xiaoduo handles this stone, that is his own business.
Zuo Changlu said he didn't care.
"This bead is really a bit strange..." Zuo Changlu looked at the bead that Zuo Xiaoduo took out from the earthworm's body. He looked left and right, and he suddenly became confused.
"It's really weird, I can't see through it."
Wu Yuting came over curiously: "What is this thing that you still can't see through?"
She knew who her husband was. If there was something in this world that Zuo Changlu couldn't see through, it meant that it was really too rare.
Taking the bead, Wu Yuting felt it and couldn't help but shook her head: "It's not a magic bead."
Zuo Changlu nodded.
"How did you get it?"
Zuo Xiaoduo then explained the process again.
"Earthworms? Can you grow infinitely if you eat them?"
Zuo Changlu really couldn't understand: "It seems that it doesn't have much effect now, but I always feel that this thing is not so simple. It should be noted that earthworms themselves are extremely weak and difficult to enter Taoism, but this bead can actually
It makes earthworms metamorphose into an existence in almost another sense, and its effectiveness is by no means ordinary."
"You should keep it for now, and we will study it slowly later."
Zuo Changlu coughed. Although his face was calm, he was still a little embarrassed in his heart.
My son can actually bring out things that he doesn't recognize. This... really damages my image as a great and upright father...
Why didn't Wu Yuting know Zuo Changlu's physiognomy? Da Shi stared at him teasingly, with a hint of amusement flashing across her lips.
Zuo Changlu coughed.
"I'm going to take a shower and get ready for bed."
After saying that, he stood up and left...
Wu Yuting and Zuo Changlu went to bed early, leaving space for Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian.
Both husband and wife have been through this before, so they naturally know that young men and women who have just been engaged cannot spend enough time alone together.
Zuo Xiaonian was sitting on the double sofa, watching TV as if nothing had happened, holding the remote control in his hand, looking very carefree.
Zuo Xiaoduo was sitting on the single sofa next to him, but he only felt itchy and unbearable. He took out his cell phone out of boredom, only to see videos flying around in the class group.
This is the scene where Xiang Bing confesses his love.
Listening to Xiang Bing's words: "I declare that we are a couple! From now on, you must be good to me, understand? Do you understand?"
Zuo Xiaoduo almost couldn't help but let out a wolf howl.
I couldn't help but get excited. I really saw this girl right. I pushed her and got on her...
"Then would you like to... go out with me for a meal and a drink?" Xiang Bing's words came out clearly.
"Ouch..." Zuo Xiaoduo howled like a wolf.
This girl has such a strong execution ability!
Zuo Xiaonian's eyes drifted over.
"The swelling has been confessed, let me show it to you." Zuo Xiaoduo was about to run over.
"I don't want to watch." Zuo Xiaonian pouted: "Sit over there and don't come over!"
Zuo Xiaoduo sat down. This reason is not good...
However, even the swelling is...
But I still...
As a result, the itching became more and more unbearable. My buttocks bounced on the sofa and I muttered to myself: "The spring on this sofa seems to be broken... Why is it so uncomfortable..."
So I lifted my butt and moved to the big sofa.
Zuo Xiaonian rolled up his eyelids and snorted softly, but the threat was clear.
Zuo Xiaoduo sat down again, bumping his butt in embarrassment: "I'm really upset...it's so uncomfortable...why are you so upset?"
While talking, he glanced at Zuo Xiaonian.
Zuo Xiaonian seemed to be concentrating on watching TV, completely ignoring someone.
So Zuo Xiaoduo raised his butt again...
Hey, Zuo Xiaonian didn't see it.
Zuo Xiaoduo moved slowly with his butt, and then... finally moved to the big sofa, bumped his butt, and said happily: "It's still more comfortable here."
Zuo Xiaonian looked at him expressionlessly and turned to watch TV.
Zuo Xiaoduo bounced his buttocks back and forth and said happily: "It's comfortable, this sofa is really comfortable..."
After bouncing around, I reached Zuo Xiaonian's side, and there was already a slight physical contact. Wow, it smells so good and soft...
"snort!"
Zuo Xiaonian snorted coldly, and his eyes flashed like cold lightning.
"It's comfortable, it's so comfortable..." Zuo Xiaoduo started to move his buttocks again as if nothing had happened, moving some distance away.
Then it bounces again, and again, and again, and again, and again...
later……
Zuo Xiaonian looked at Zuo Xiaoduo who was leaning on him with a speechless expression. This guy was bouncing around and stuck to his body like chewing gum that he had chewed for some time.
Zhengzi looked happy and was no longer upset.
Moreover, a pair of hands was grabbing one of his little hands, enjoying themselves silly.
He just held it tightly and made no other movements.
Lean on it, clasp your hands, and be silly.
Zuo Xiaonian rolled his eyes, took a deep breath, dimmed the remote control, and changed the channel.
On the screen, a sika deer jumped out.
"Ahhhhh!"
Zuo Xiaoduo seemed startled, his face turned pale, and he hugged Zuo Xiaonian's waist: "Ah, this sika deer is so scared..."
Zuo Xiaonian was ashamed and annoyed.
You are such a ruthless person who kills people, but now you have the nerve to say that sika deer are scary...
"release!"
"It's so scary, so scary...I'm most afraid of sika deer..."
Zuo Xiaoduo was trembling all over. He hugged Zuo Xiaonian softly by his waist and refused to let go. He seemed really scared and his face turned red with fright.
"The sika deer is so fierce...ying ying ying...very mouthy and afraid of ying ying ing..."
"..."
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