Chapter 436 The opening month of the parent meeting
Zuo Xiaoduo almost burst out laughing.
These two people are so cute. What kind of occasion is it now? Why are they still acting in a martial arts style?
I couldn't help but cheer instinctively: "Come on! Come on!"
With a chirp, he actually whistled.
"Ahem!"
Grandma Shi coughed.
In fact, both Li Chenglong and Xiang Bing woke up instantly and did not even hit their fists; they stopped them in time.
Xiang Bing suddenly woke up and became embarrassed. He lifted his buttocks from Li Chenglong's waist. He stretched out his hand and hurriedly pulled Li Chenglong up. He lowered his head and said, "Just now, maybe I drank too much... I... cough cough cough... I
It’s not like this on weekdays…cough cough cough…”
Even his neck turned red as he spoke, and he became more and more embarrassed and uneasy.
So embarrassing!
I couldn't hold it back in front of my parents-in-law...it was really embarrassing.
Xiang Bing felt that he had nowhere to put his hands. If there was a hole in the ground now, he would definitely crawl into it.
"Hahaha……"
Li Chenglong's mother stood up, took Xiang Bing's hand and pulled her to her side, smiling so hard that she couldn't even see her eyes: "Daughter, don't be shy, it's all like this. Back then, when your uncle and I first got engaged, he was even better than you.
Intense, haha... sit down quickly."
Mother Li simply put Xiang Bing in her arms and moved the chair closer.
"Jackie Chan has been naughty and stubborn since he was a child. He runs all the way to the dark side and never looks back when he hits a wall. I really hope you can control him..." Mother Li said with a smile.
"Yes, Auntie, I... I just have a bad temper sometimes, but most of the time I'm good..."
Xiang Bing lowered his head in embarrassment and explained, but the more he explained, the less confident he became: "Ahem... I, I... am also a lady... ahem..."
"Zhi~~~" Zuo Xiaoduo whistled.
This caused Xiang Bing and Li Chenglong to look at each other angrily at the same time! This bastard actually caused trouble at this time!
"it's okay no problem."
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and said: "Auntie, you don't know that your son is in school, but he is known as the Iron Master. He specializes in beating female classmates' breasts, one by one, one by one, and one by one. Your wife here has been beaten by him.
It collapsed many times, oh my, it was so miserable..."
"He was the one who held back the punch just now. Otherwise, it would have been a collapse..."
Xiang Bing said angrily: "You just collapsed so many times! You just collapsed!"
The whole audience was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
Mother Li naturally knows about her son's glorious deeds. After all, the name of the Iron Cult Master has already been very popular on the Internet. What's more, it is famous all over the world and spread far and wide!
"You can't hit women casually from now on!"
Li's mother taught Li Chenglong a lesson: "Especially Xiaobing, you can't fight, you know? How can a couple fight every day? You kid, you just don't make people worry!"
Li Chenglong drooped his head and agreed repeatedly.
I thought to myself, you don't allow me to hit him? Then I will definitely be beaten every day from now on... This is such a disadvantage.
But you're not in front of me, so you can't see me beating her? When you leave, I'll beat her again!
The two families had a wonderful meal together.
In the middle, Zuo Changlu's cell phone was like crazy, Ding Ding, Ding Ding, Ding Ding... there were messages constantly.
Mother Li was very curious: "Brother Zuo is really busy."
Zuo Changlu chuckled: "It's all trivial, don't pay attention to him."
Zuo Xiaoduo glanced secretly. The phone had already been picked up by Wu Yuting. He only had time to see a few names in the message.
"Tiger cub, fish roe? Big stupid, big guy? Big bastard..."
Zuo Xiaoduo almost squirted.
These friends of daddy? What are these names? They are not as nice as my little Duoduo!
"Mom, you have to do some research. Why is there so much information and the names are so confusing? Maybe dad is raising a mistress outside..."
Zuo Xiaoduo encouraged: "Mom, you have to pay attention to the mid-life crisis. I found that my father has been a little dishonest recently... Look at these names, they are not normal. Maybe they are the names of some confidants who have been deliberately changed..."
"You even want to provoke your parents?"
Wu Yuting directly twisted Zuo Xiaoduo's ears and turned them around: "I set these names!"
As Zuo Xiaoduo cried out in pain and begged for mercy, Wu Yuting said to Zuo Xiaonian seriously: "Nian'er, you have to keep a close eye on this skinny monkey from now on. Your father looks at this kid's face today. He is very lucky... If you don't
Look out, this guy might be able to get a few more wives..."
Zuo Xiaoduo was confused.
Mom, this is my line! You are cheating...
Zuo Xiaonian believed it and nodded repeatedly: "Don't worry, parents, I will definitely watch him with my heart and will never let him get a chance to get out of hand!"
As she said that, she gave Zuo Xiaoduo a fierce look with beautiful eyes and thought to herself, is he very lucky? I already knew it!
This puppy should be tied up with a rope!
Little wife? I miss you so much!
Zuo Xiaoduo was extremely sad.
I failed to instigate my parents, but I was instigated by my parents. This is really a bad retribution, a cycle of cause and effect...
A night of happy time passed in the blink of an eye.
Morning arrived as scheduled.
Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian, who had been cultivating in the Sky Extinguishing Tower for a week, walked out of the Sky Extinguishing Tower in high spirits.
Just then, I saw that Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting had packed up and were ready to set off.
When they saw the two people emerging from the Sky-Destroying Tower, they both had meaningful expressions on their faces.
Zuo Xiaonian's face was red, and she felt as if she had been raped on the bed. She hurriedly hugged Wu Yuting's arm and shook her, saying hastily: "Mom, don't worry, I didn't let him touch her."
"puff……"
Wu Yuting immediately squirted out.
Zuo Changlu's face became increasingly weird.
There is simply no three hundred taels of silver here!
You might as well not say this!
Zuo Xiaonian, who discovered that he had a speech problem, seemed to have his face on fire. With a cry, he covered his face and rushed into the bathroom.
Wu Yuting put on a serious face and said to Zuo Xiaoduo: "Brother, come here to me!"
Zuo Xiaoduo walked over with an innocent look on his face.
"Stretch out your hand."
Zuo Xiaoduo instinctively shrank back, but Wu Yuting grabbed him, put his right hand in front of his nose, sniffed, and said with a snort: "You can't go any further!"
Zuo Xiaoduo looked reluctant: "Mom, I really didn't do anything."
"I believe you are evil!"
Wu Yuting looked disdainful. I would rather believe that your father doesn't have a mistress than I will believe that you will be honest!
I really sighed in my heart.
Xiao Nian'er, your image of an iceberg beauty is so natural, and you can show off your aura to everyone without any effort. Why are you so defenseless against Xiao Duo?
…
As the family of four approached the stadium, the blush on Zuo Xiaonian's face finally faded away.
Zuo Xiaoduo always looked calm, with a look on his face that said, "There is no ghost in my heart, I really didn't do anything." He was calm, talking and laughing.
Seeing Zuo Xiaonian, I couldn't help but admire him.
How can this kid be so thick-skinned?
You clearly...hum!
I suffered a big loss, the dog took advantage of me...
The stadium has arrived.
At this moment, there was already melodious music sound inside, which was constantly ringing, spreading lingeringly around...
Zuo Xiaoduo took out his No. 1 card, his family card, passed the security check, and walked forward with his parents. At the entrance of the passage, a receptionist checked the plate and gave directions.
After turning around seven times and eight times, his eyes suddenly lit up.
What comes into view in front of you is a huge stage.
Zuo Xiaoduo's No. 1 plate is on the third floor, second row, right in the middle.
Zuo Xiaoduo couldn't help but wonder, his family's position was good, but why was it not the first row, but the second row?
Logically speaking, my number plate should be in the first row.
But now is not the time to think about this. Together with his parents and Zuo Xiaonian, he walked over and sat down.
Li Chenglong came with him, and what he got was table No. 2. Zuo Xiaoduo originally thought that the two restaurants should be next to each other, but after looking for a long time, Zuo Xiaoduo found that there was no table No. 2 here. After wandering around for a while,
It was only then that I discovered table No. 2, a dozen or so tables away.
Both of them were confused.
The seating arrangement here is really awesome. Table No. 1 is not next to Table No. 2. There is such a row. It’s really a great experience!
When the family of four sat down, Zuo Xiaoduo saw his familiar classmates arriving with their parents, each looking for their own table.
Zuo Xiaoduo felt a little strange about the current situation and quietly exchanged glances with Li Chenglong.
Li Chenglong understood instantly and immediately sent a message: "Is there something wrong?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Check the seating arrangements of other classes, and if possible, confirm the seating arrangements of other grades as well."
Li Chenglong nodded, then took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Gao Qiaoer.
A smart person talks and a stupid person uses his legs. Zuo Xiaoduo claims to be a smart person. How could Li Chenglong be stupid? With an elite like Gao Qiaoer, why do you need to investigate and confirm by yourself one by one?
There are specialties in the art, and not long after, all the pictures were clearly sent to Li Chenglong's mobile phone, along with detailed introductions.
"The situation in other places is normal. It is different from ours. Well, or should I say, only ours is different."
Li Chenglong sent the photo to Zuo Xiaoduo; then he sent a few words to highlight the key points.
Zuo Xiaoduo's face remained calm, but his heart was lifted. He quietly sent a message to Li Chenglong and Zuo Xiaonian: "If anything changes, take your parents and leave as soon as possible. Don't worry about anything else."
Zuo Xiaonian and Li Chenglong nodded slightly, indicating that they understood.
"By the way, let me take the opportunity to tell our class that anyone who is relatively close to my table should find a way to further increase the distance. If there is a fish disaster, people may die." Zuo Xiaoduo sent a message to Li Chenglong again.
"good."
Zuo Xiaoduo looked around him, at the four tables on the front, back, left and right, which seemed to be airtight from all four directions, surrounding his own table. For a moment, he couldn't help but feel worried.
What the hell is such a big battle, is it actually to deal with me?
Does this mean you think too highly of me...
While my heart was ups and downs, I couldn't help but touch the Nine-Nine Cat Hammer in the ring, and then checked all the hidden weapons inside that had not been used for a long time.
I felt silently cruel in my heart.
Who dares to stab you? I'll see if I don't swing the Nine-Nine Cat Hammer and smash all four of your tables into meat patties!
No matter who you are!
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