The chair under Flood Witch's buttocks was broken.
The space was distorted.
Zuo Changlu touched the space ring in his hand. Well, he finished the work and put it into his own space ring with his backhand.
"Ting'er..."
"Um?"
"The big man mentioned just now made me think a lot, and I couldn't help but think of many old friends, such as that big bastard from back then..." Zuo Changlu looked like he was reminiscing.
Flood Witch looked relaxed.
Taoist Lei's face was like the bottom of a pot in an instant!
"Big miscellaneous hair?" Wu Yuting pretended to be confused and helped lead the topic.
"He's the one who likes thunder the most." Zuo Changlu explained.
"Oh oh oh...I know." Wu Yuting suddenly realized.
Mr. Lei, who was sitting a little further away, seemed to have hemorrhoids under his buttocks, and his whole body was feeling weak.
Damn it, I just got internal injuries from watching a joke, now it’s my turn?
"Ting'er, the same friends actually have different temperaments." Zuo Changlu.
"Oh? How do you say this? Can you tell me specifically?" Wu Yuting asked curiously.
"That big bastard is much stingier than the big guy. The big guy will be picky, but he will not give less what should be given. If one day, they are all here, the big guy can give gifts, but the big bastard can't.
Most likely not."
Zuo Changlu sighed deeply: "You are not a kind person. When he fought with a big man, I saved his life..."
"Have you ever saved his life?"
Wu Yuting was shocked: "Saved his life, how much affection is that? Then how could he not give a gift? This is too ignorant of etiquette, no, this is a matter of human right and wrong! There is no bottom line for this.
Bar?"
"Oh, he is just this kind of person. He has been stingy and stingy all his life... I can't say anything about him. At such a young age, in his eyes, even a needle is a treasure and he can't bear to part with it..." Zuo Changlu said with a look on his face.
Nothing can be done.
Lei Taoist was so angry that his whole body trembled.
I really want to yell: What do you mean you saved my life?:
It was true that I lost to Flood in a decisive battle, but why wasn't my life in danger?
Besides, you jumped out to break up the fight when our outcome was still uncertain. The Flood Witch probably stopped because he was afraid that you would gain something...
But since then, you have been spreading the word to the whole world that you saved my life...
As a result, now all three continents know that you saved my life, but what was the real situation at that time? Don't you have any clues in your mind?
"Actually, it's no wonder."
Zuo Changlu looked understanding: "It's not easy for a big guy. It is said that he supported his wife back then..."
The space was distorted.
Lei Dao's face was earth-colored, so he simply gave out five space rings at once.
do not talk!
Say it in front of so many people... I don't want my face anymore...
Although that woman has been dead for thousands of years, she was brought back by him every time she was reincarnated... She was raised from a little girl, then got married, and then continued her relationship...
Oh my god, it died again after a while... so I brought it back... and continued to raise it, and continued...
But no one else knows the reason for this...
If this guy is allowed to talk nonsense from beginning to end, the whole thing will change drastically and become completely different. Is it still legal to listen to it?! Do I still want my reputation?
I'm really not kind to others!
Zuo Changlu remained calm throughout the whole process, and he kept the space ring without anyone noticing? He continued to sigh: "Ting'er, do you still remember our best friend? A better friend than an old friend!"
The Star Reaching Emperor suddenly looked disgusted when he sensed that he was being called out.
I'm not your best friend! I don't know you two!
Damn it, we are best friends now.
Seeing that the couple was about to start again... the Star Reaching Emperor immediately accepted it.
Okay, okay, stop talking...I know more than floods and thunder!
Got five more rings.
Zuo Changlu muttered: "I don't know about the other people? What's their reaction when they find out? Maybe all of them are pretending to be stupid... Do you want to name them? I remember the dark history of many people.
…”
Wu Yuting suddenly became interested: "What kind of black history? Tell me about it?"
Several people who had given gifts laughed loudly: "Tell me, tell me? We are most interested in these..."
The others all had earth-colored faces.
then.
Space is distorted one after another.
The smile on Zuo Changlu's face became more and more comfortable, his mouth didn't stop, and his hands didn't stop.
What do Zuo Xiaoduo's two golden mountains mean? Compared with his father, he is nothing, not worth a penny!
A lot of space rings? And everything in the space rings is a rare treasure!
Just talking to my wife for a while...these things flew by themselves as if they had grown legs.
Cool!
…
Zuo Changlu was talking to his wife, but Zuo Xiaoduo, who was close at hand, didn't hear anything. All he saw was his parents biting their ears. No matter how hard he concentrated and held his breath, he couldn't hear anything.
The space was distorted in waves. He knew that this was the great power of space, isolating the space.
Can't hear what your parents say? It should be normal.
But? This kind of normality is also extremely unusual...
In the end, what is going on?
Zuo Xiaonian focused all his attention on Zuo Xiaoduo and his parents. Once something changed, he would make sure that his parents, Xiaoduo, were fine even if he sacrificed himself!
After a long time like this, Zuo Xiaoduo suddenly felt that it seemed... those space bans had disappeared...
At this time, it started on the stage.
The two hosts spoke beautifully on the stage, blessing or introducing the program.
As time goes by, each program begins to perform.
As the show progressed, Zuo Xiaoduo felt...
Hey, although the pressure I felt inexplicably was still there, the sense of crisis had disappeared. It just disappeared inexplicably.
Zuo Xiaoduo was a little surprised; he didn't understand what happened at all.
The father and mother seemed to be concentrating on the stage, watching the program?!
Zuo Xiaoduo's heart slowly calmed down, and he quietly leaned into Zuo Xiaonian's ear and said: "It's okay, it should be okay. What happened today is really weird, everything is weird!"
Zuo Xiaonian felt the same way, as if all the pressure suddenly dissipated and disappeared...
He breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's okay."
Zuo Xiaoduo quietly stretched out his hand, took her hand, and whispered: "In a few days, my parents will leave. How about we go watch a movie?"
Zuo Xiaonian looked at him suspiciously: "What movie?"
"It's just a regular movie."
Zuo Xiaoduo's eyebrows were full of joy: "I have already booked a private room for couples. This is something every couple should do."
"..."
Zuo Xiaonian's pretty face glowed, she hummed, lowered her head and said, "We'll talk about it after our parents leave."
Zuo Xiaoduo felt hot in his heart and couldn't help but said: "There are also those kinds of informal movies. Can you watch them? You can learn a lot of things. We are both rookies, so it's normal to learn..."
"...Get out!" Zuo Xiaonian's neck turned red with embarrassment: "I won't pay attention to you!"
"Okay, okay, don't look at it." Zuo Xiaoduo hurriedly gave in and rolled his eyes: "Then, kiss me."
"I don't."
"Then let me kiss you?"
"..."
Zuo Xiaoduo made a sneak attack like lightning, sat back in his seat with satisfaction, and looked around like a thief. Well, no one found me.
Zuo Xiaonian blushed and murmured: "Why didn't Gu Luoyan come?"
Zuo Xiaoduo is also a little strange.
Normally, Gu Luoyan would be either the opening or the finale of such a large-scale performance, but this time, she, a well-known mainland star, did not come...
It's indeed a bit strange.
in a spatial realm.
The twenty-three people who looked like they were still sitting at four tables outside were now sitting on both sides of the same big table.
The Witch Alliance is on one side, the Star Soul is on the other side, and the Dao Alliance is on the other.
There are loud gongs and drums, thunderous applause and music, but there is silence here.
It was clear that everyone was still sitting on their own chairs outside, but they were already sitting neatly here.
The Great Witch of Flood is sitting on the left side of the long table, standing there like a mountain, full of majestic and unshakable feeling.
Opposite him, Zuo Changlu was sitting steadily. Next to him, there was another slightly smaller chair. Wu Yuting was sitting on it, manicuring her nails slowly.
On the other side are You Xingchen, who appear to be sitting side by side, but Zuo Changlu is obviously sitting in the middle, which is the so-called C seat.
One of the heavenly kings on the left and right is sitting next to Wu Yuting, and the other is sitting next to You Xingchen.
Taoist Lei Taoist from Daomeng sat in the middle position facing the door.
The other six realms were sitting on his left and right respectively.
Opposite them were the ten great witches of the witch union.
Now, except for a few of them, everyone else, including the Great Flood Witch and the Lei Taoist, all had stinky faces.
After all, I was blackmailed before I could even sit down when I got here.
No one would be too happy if it were him.
Zuo Changlu smiled and spoke first, saying: "First of all, let me give you a formal introduction. The people outside are my son, my daughter, my son, my daughter-in-law, and even my daughter and son-in-law.
"
"When we meet each other in the future, please remember to take good care of me and stay close to me."
Zuo Changlu smiles beautifully.
"Haha... Your circle is really chaotic." The one who spoke was the golden-scaled wizard.
The golden-scaled witch felt wronged and unhappy.
What does it have to do with me?
Why should I give gifts?
You surnamed Zuo is holding on to my pigtails. It’s not over anymore, right?
How come you have to rely on an ambush to use the sky-changing water to melt away the golden scales of my armor, and then let me run naked once? How come you always mention it?
"Is it chaos?" Zuo Changlu chuckled: "The golden-scaled witch, the last time he was in the Mountain of Fire..."
"You are truly a talented man and a beautiful woman, a match made in heaven." The golden-scaled wizard's face darkened: "I can only congratulate you, I am very envious."
The Great Witch of Bingming crossed his legs. No one was paying attention to him at the moment. He suddenly became energetic and said with a crooked mouth: "Haha, I thought someone could make fun of him, but he got cold feet so quickly... Just like the boss...
Have you had your pigtails pulled too? Look at how cowardly you are, just like the boss..."
The fire smashed onto the table.
Can you not bring the boss with you every time you taunt?