Chapter 531: I can't get out of your routine in this life
"It's so..." Zuo Xiaoduo pulled his hair and said, "Nian Nian Mao, can you change her name?"
"No!" Zuo Xiaonian was determined.
"How about changing your appearance?" Zuo Xiaoduo finally seized the opportunity and said angrily: "Can I not be the same as you?"
"Isn't it good to look like me? I think it's pretty good?" Zuo Xiaonian was sincerely puzzled.
"Hmph... all these innate spiritual beings can grow up..."
Zuo Xiaoduo snorted and said: "She looks just like you. Are you planning to find a wife for me? Anyway, I will never agree to her marrying someone else in the future!"
"……puff!"
Zuo Xiaonian sprayed directly, is that okay? Are you jealous!?
"How can Bingpo get married? It is the essence of heaven and earth. If it is not a living person, who can it marry?!" Zuo Xiaonian was surprised.
"Whether it's possible or not, I want to make it clear to you anyway. If she grows up, then there is nothing else but being my little wife!"
On this point, Zuo Xiaoduo was extremely determined.
It can’t be given to anyone except mine!
Anyway, I just don’t agree!
A hint of cunning flashed in his eyes. Bing Po could not grow up, Zuo Xiaoduo knew this clearly.
Regarding this point, he and Li Chenglong had consulted too much information and read countless ancient legends.
But Zuo Xiaonian is not as boring as the two of them.
When two single men are together, really weird ideas will pop up. When Zuo Xiaoduo and Li Chenglong were checking, well, God knows what kind of thoughts they had in checking.
Anyway, Li Chenglong's expression at that time was very rippling and his eyes were very persistent; Zuo Xiaoduo's expression at that time was also extremely lustful... His eyes were also a little longing...
But the final result made the two people extinguish all their illusions...
"Bing soul shouldn't grow up..." Zuo Xiaonian was also shocked by this weird question raised by Zuo Xiaoduo: "It's just an innate soul... How is it possible..."
"There are many people in ancient legends who were born with spiritual beings and became spirits."
Zuo Xiaoduo insisted: "In many story-telling novels, it is not uncommon for innate spiritual beings to get married, and even have offspring."
"Either you change her appearance, or she is a definite candidate for your mistress!"
At this moment, Zuo Xiaonian felt that her mind had been overturned, and she couldn't turn around. She said speechlessly: "Xiao Xiaoduo's essence is just a piece of ice, and she will definitely not be able to marry..."
Zuo Xiaoduo said unreasonably: "In ancient legends, there are snakes marrying people, dragons marrying people, people marrying trees, and the spirit tribe... By the way, the spirit tribe... hmph, what's the point?
It’s not allowed; I can’t push it in your face anyway. I’ll feel like I’m being cheated on…”
Zuo Xiaonian was helpless, so she went to discuss with Xiaoxiaoduo.
Xiao Xiaoduo firmly disagrees with changing her appearance.
Zuo Xiaonian's appearance at his current age can be said to be the most perfect appearance in the world and I will never change it!
Let me settle for the next best thing, how is it possible, absolutely impossible!
"I really can't change. Besides, I don't even have a gender. Who can I marry..." Bingpo was speechless about someone's jealousy.
Why does this human being seem to have a mental illness? I am just a piece of ice, and you are jealous of me. You are simply a pervert...
Of course, with Bing Po's purity, he would not have thought of Zuo Xiaoduo's true thoughts...
"What if it gets bigger?" Zuo Xiaoduo refused to give in.
"Nothing unexpected."
"Huh! Even if you say that, I'm still a little worried." Zuo Xiaoduo looked very worried.
Xiao Xiaoduo is very angry.
Zuo Xiaoduo's body, which was the size of a finger, was so angry that it swelled.
Zuo Xiaonian asked Xiaoxiao Duo to take back the spirit sword and rest, and then said: "I will work slowly from now on, why are you anxious? Really... you are so jealous that it is inexplicable."
Zuo Xiaoduo said seriously: "This is a matter of principle for me and cannot be ignored."
Zuo Xiaonian became increasingly speechless.
But Zuo Xiaonian also knew in his heart what Zuo Xiaoduo was thinking, and after comparing his thoughts, he couldn't help but start thinking about this problem; Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of the unexpected.
Zuo Xiaonian thought: "For Xiaoduo, he doesn't mind Bingpo being his little wife, but what he cares about is whether Bingpo will grow up and get married."
"Although this possibility is very small, insignificant, and even unfounded and unreasonable, Xiao Duo must take precautions as a matter of course."
Zuo Xiaonian also became worried.
But for Zuo Xiaonian, this has a different meaning.
After considering this issue from a personal standpoint, Zuo Xiaonian found that he could neither accept Xiao Xiaoduo getting married when he grew up, nor could he accept Xiao Xiaoduo being Zuo Xiaoduo's little wife...
As the matter was shelved for the time being, Zuo Xiaoduo brought it up with a sad face. Zuo Xiaonian made Xiao Xiaoduo become herself. This incident caused a lot of harm to herself.
Heartbroken and heartbroken.
Therefore, Zuo Xiaonian wants to compensate himself!
And you have to be very serious and compensate very well.
"How to compensate?" Zuo Xiaonian thought about it over and over, and after thinking along the lines of thought Zuo Xiaoduo said, he actually felt that he had done something wrong in this matter, so he considered accepting this plan.
"Sleep with me tonight!"
Zuo Xiaoduo made his request sternly: "And you also want to dance for me! Only if you wear cat ears and a cat tail, it will comfort my broken heart!"
Zuo Xiaoduo finally revealed his true purpose, and his ambition was clearly revealed.
"We slept together a lot when we were young, it's not like we never slept together..."
"That was when I was a child! Do you think you are still a child?"
"I don't care, you have to accept it anyway. This is your punishment, and then my compensation! If you don't do it, you don't realize your mistake!"
So the two began to bargain fiercely and finally reached an agreement.
On the condition that Zuo Xiaonian dances for Zuo Xiaoduo, the matter was revealed.
Sleeping together or something, erase it!
And over whether to wear cat ears and cat tail when dancing this dance, the two had a new round of argument. In the end, Zuo Xiaonian won with difficulty: you don’t have to wear cat ears and cat tail!
Zuo Xiaonian thought that he was in a desperate situation, but he was able to get back into the situation. Or did he win two cities in a row? Didn't he have the upper hand?
I felt relieved and finally convinced him.
"You're getting an advantage!"
Zuo Xiaoduo seemed very magnanimous.
Finally solving this problem, Zuo Xiaonian breathed a sigh of relief and felt relaxed all over.
But after a while, something suddenly felt wrong.
It's so easy to just dance and solve this problem... Huh?
Suddenly, my head was in knots, and a question mark slowly appeared on my forehead: How come this matter... why did it inexplicably lead to a dance?
Why did I agree to dance?
Zuo Xiaonian was a little confused. How did this matter happen?
We are clearly facing a crushing defeat, how can I still feel that I have the upper hand...
In the end, even the condition of just dancing but not sleeping with him was proposed by himself. Then Zuo Xiaoduo disagreed in every possible way, and actually begged him to agree...
Zuo Xiaonian couldn't help scratching his head in confusion. There seemed to be something wrong with this matter...
Zuo Xiaoduo has already returned to the room and started searching for videos.
Zuo Xiaonian bit her plump lips and stood in the living room. She always felt that something was wrong in this matter...
I must have been tricked.
But when did you get tricked?
How come I have to compensate him?
This thing is going around and around...how...how did it develop?
Zuo Xiaonian was completely confused.
If Wu Yuting, the left mother, was around, she would definitely be heartbroken - girl, you have no hope in this life, that guy Xiaoxiao has a far-reaching plan, don't you think he knows that Bingpo can't grow up and get married?
That was simply his use of the opportunity to cause trouble!
You were tricked from the beginning, and you felt that what he said made sense and that you owed him something, how could it be any better?
You should think about it the other way around, that guy is so talkative and white-fanged that he wants to marry a little wife, where does that put you?
How come you don't get jealous, don't use the topic to your advantage, and just beat it up? What a great opportunity you missed?!
You girl, there is no hope, you will be eaten by this guy like Gouda for the rest of your life!
I can’t see it anymore...
In the room.
Zuo Xiaoduo rolled around happily on the bed, covering his mouth and laughing.
The day has finally come, hahaha, Nian Nian Mao, do you think you can escape from my Wuzhishan?
Do I still know that Bingpo can’t grow up?! Do you think I’m as stupid as you?
But you have to dance this dance today!
With his cell phone on silent, Zuo Xiaoduo concentrated on searching for various dances, thinking carefully about which one Nian Nian Mao should dance to?
This matter really needs to be done step by step and in a prudent manner.
The kind that is too coquettish will not work. It scared her. Not only will she not jump, but she will beat herself up. If it only stops there, the greater possibility is that this benefit will be completely gone from now on...
So you should choose something that is more conservative, something that makes her squeal a lot and then still feels that it doesn't seem to be a shame, something that is embarrassing but still acceptable...that's the way to go.
In this way, I can still show my thoughtfulness...
Then he can say in a high-profile manner: Actually, I don't have to ask you to dance. Look, I picked something that is not difficult, right? In fact, I was just joking with you...
Then...hehehehe...
Everything must be done step by step, and everything will fall into place naturally.
It has to be said that Zuo Xiaoduo used one thousand percent of his intelligence and intelligence in dealing with Zuo Xiaonian; it can be said that he was full of wits and knew no tricks. Based on Zuo Xiaonian's character, comprehensively
The younger brother of his own family, strategizes, works step by step, fights steadily, and eats away every inch...
If he puts this kind of effort into military research, it will only take a matter of minutes to replace Li Chenglong as a military advisor...
I remember a friend said that if I had focused all my attention on pursuing my girlfriend, I would have gone to Tsinghua University...