"Not even Governor Wan's daughter!" Wu Yuting hurriedly changed her words: "Tell me! What do you like about her?"
Zuo Xiaoduo had a sad look on his face: "This is really a hidden weapon. I don't know how much effort it took to get it back. How can I get those blank looks..."
"Mom, Dad, Sister Niannian, this is what happened..."
Zuo Xiaoduo explained the whole story as fast as he could, and said: "Uncle Nan is also to blame for this. Although the technique he gave me was excellent, the effect was too good. Not to mention steel, even if
It’s gold. If it comes into my hands, it will become soft as long as I use my energy and put in yuan..."
"If you don't believe it, look..."
As he said that, he took out several other hidden metal weapons that he had picked up casually, put them in his hand and started practicing...
Before the concealed weapon softened, the temperature of the entire room had already risen sharply.
Then, the family watched helplessly as the irregular metal blocks became soft in Zuo Xiaoduo's hands. Not only could they play with their shapes at will, but they could also mix them with each other just by moving their hands...
"I searched for thirteen dynasties and tried all the concealed weapons in the largest weapons store in Phoenix City, but no concealed weapon could withstand it... Finally, I found that the jadeite seemed to be of poor quality.
But it can withstand my spiritual energy infusion without being affected at all."
Zuo Xiaoduo took out another small white jade gourd the size of a fingernail: "Look, look carefully, look carefully..."
The same exercise, the same room temperature soared, the white jade gourd was safe and cool as before.
"It turns out that this is the case, then buying these gadgets is not a waste of money..."
Zuo Changlu was relieved and wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Why don't you accept your magical power quickly? Your mother and I are ordinary people. We can't stand it. We are about to suffer from heat stroke. We are not allowed to use it in the living room in the future."
Zuo Xiaoduo hurriedly stopped exercising. Zuo Xiaonian released the cold air at the right time, quickly reducing the heat. He burst into tears and said with a smile: "It turns out these little things are really hidden weapons."
Then he became suspicious again: "Then why is it made in this shape? It's too exquisite. Can't it be made directly into flying knives and darts?"
"How is that the same?"
Zuo Xiaoduo calmly, then unnoticedly puffed up his chest and said: "These hidden weapons of mine represent different meanings; for example, using buttons to fight against the enemy is to give him a way to survive, and using rings is to kill people.
If a gourd is used, it will naturally be a string of strings, which means murderous intent. This little flower means that you intend to make friends with the other party... As for the dart, it means a fatwa, to the ends of the world, until death!
"
"Of course, these are just some of my current ideas. I will explore them again when I become famous in the future."
Zuo Xiaoduo raised his chest and raised his head, saying: "In the future, when all friends in the world are familiar with each other, they will naturally understand the true meaning of Xiao Zuo Lingyu, the unparalleled one in the world."
"oh……"
The whole family understands.
"It turns out you were just pretending..."
"How could it be pretending?"
Zuo Xiaoduo reservedly bowed his hands to Zuo Xiaonian: "This girl, I am Zuo Xiaoduo, known as 'Young Master Jade' in the world, please give me some advice."
"Young Master Jade...hahahaha..." Zuo Xiaonian covered her mouth and laughed so hard that her eyebrows arched, the branches of flowers trembled, and it was so beautiful.
Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting both rolled their eyes and turned around in unison.
"Mom!" Zuo Xiaonian immediately stopped Wu Yuting and complained, "You are partial, I heard it just now!"
Wu Yuting laughed dryly and said: "Nian'er, there are many things in this world, and you can't just take them at face value. Besides, my Nian Nian is so beautiful. Even if I want to be partial, I will be partial to Nian Nian. Nian Nian, tonight I will give you
You cook your favorite sweet and sour pork ribs."
"I'm still angry." Zuo Xiaonian puffed his lips.
"Then add another piece of sweet and sour fish."
"Still angry."
"Okay, okay, let's add some cherry soup and a cold red-oiled pig's ear. That's okay, right?"
"Europe!"
Zuo Xiaonian smiled brightly, and enthusiastically helped Wu Yuting into the kitchen to supervise the cooking. While flattering, he said: "Mom, actually I understand... After all, Xiaoduo is his biological child, and I will at most be a daughter-in-law in the future.
Half a daughter..."
"Where did you learn the rumors from a girl's family? What a daughter-in-law, half a daughter, you are my mother's daughter!"
Wu Yuting slapped Zuo Xiaoniannian and said angrily: "Nian'er, you have to keep an eye on Xiaoduo. This kid is very clever. He was known to let go when he was a child. You have to be very careful."
Zuo Xiaonian pursed his lips, still showing his little tiger teeth, and nodded vigorously: "Mom, don't worry, as long as I'm here, he won't be able to cause any trouble in his life, let alone the palm of your daughter's hand."
Wu Yuting smiled and pinched her daughter's tender cheek: "She has a sweet mouth and a smooth tongue. It's only right to help me prepare ingredients."
"Come on."
Zuo Xiaoduo hung a sign in the living room that read "Nian Nian Cat". It was half the size of a playing card. There was a red dot drawn in the middle, but it was used as a sign to practice concealment.
Whoosh whoosh whoosh...
Very precise.
Throw, twist, float, shoot, spin...
Each delicate little thing hit Nian Nian Mao accurately.
Zuo Xiaoduole's brows are full of smiles. Now he is just practicing his skills. He has not yet increased his strength and lethality. Especially, he has not poured the spiritual essence of Yanyang Magic into the jade. After all, he still rarely uses this too dry skill at home.
For good.
However, he has just started practicing, and Zuo Xiaoduo is already very satisfied to be able to do this.
Before Zuo Xiaonian came out, Zuo Xiaoduo quickly put the cards away and continued to throw them around.
Wu Yuting and Zuo Changlu were stunned when they saw this. They looked at Zuo Xiaoduo with particularly displeased eyes and full of disgust.
The ground is already covered with small gourds and the like, and they will slip if you are not careful.
"What a naughty boy!"
Zuo Changlu had a black line on his forehead, but Zuo Xiaoduo was still in the ascendant and had more than enough. Zuo Changlu had the urge to pull the belt from his waist several times, but he managed to endure it.
"This is how to raise a son..."
When Zuo Changlu was eating, he looked up to the sky in depression and sighed: "I wish I could beat him eight times a day and still not be relieved. When I was a child, I looked forward to growing up, but when I grew up, I was so angry that my liver was swollen every day. When I became really sensible, I didn't get angry anymore."
If you are old, you will be old...what the hell is this!"
Wu Yuting looked a little confused, then she smiled softly and said in a Zen-like tone: "This is life!"
Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting looked at each other, and suddenly they both saw a clear understanding in each other's eyes.
Yes, maybe this is the true meaning of human fireworks.
For a time, the two of them felt a lot of emotions in their hearts.
This touch made the two of them suddenly feel a little stunned.
Could it be said that I actually took the wrong path before?
What exactly are you experiencing in this world of mortals?
The so-called training of the human heart, how to train it?
…
That night, Zuo Xiaonian carried Zuo Xiaoduo and flew high again, looking for a spacious place to practice hidden weapon kung fu. Zuo Xiaonian was so happy to see the hunter that after testing jade hidden weapons several times, he was shocked to discover this jade quality.
More controllability of concealed weapons.
"Dog, you can try to control it so that your hidden weapons will shatter and explode after breaking through the opponent's surface defense. This should increase the lethality."
Zuo Xiaonian's eyes flashed.
"Sister Niannian, you are so insidious, you can think of such vicious methods."
Zuo Xiaoduo pondered over the feasibility and actual attack effect of this approach. He immediately shuddered and said with a pale face: "Sure enough, the heart of a woman is the most poisonous..."
These words that came out of his mouth, without any surprise, triggered another thirteen high-altitude natural bungee jumps.
Only the sky...
The expert who was on duty to guard Phoenix City today was hidden in the clouds and mist, with a surprised look on his face.
Whoosh.
A head emerged from the clouds and mist below, and then fell down.
Whoosh.
It popped up again.
Whoosh...
"Damn it, I wanted to be lazy today and lowered myself a lot. Now it seems that I should go higher... This kid almost got into my ass..."
The man rolled his eyes and flew to a higher position silently...
This height is obviously not safe at all.
…
Zuo Xiaonian took Zuo Xiaoduo to learn just the basic postures for a whole night.
"You think concealed weapons can only be fired once and that's it? You're so wrong! You couldn't be more wrong!"
"The so-called casting of hidden weapons involves the eyes, body, hands, and even the last step, the direction and position of the steps, the power of the feet, the power of the legs, the strength of the waist, the power of the shoulders, the vibration of the wrists, and the flexibility of the fingers.
, gather all the power into one point...yes, the most critical thing is the strength of the waist."
"Each of these items is the most basic thing, but it is an indispensable part."
"You must master all these postures before proceeding."
Zuo Xiaonian held a small whip and carefully supervised Zuo Xiaoduo. If he found anything wrong, he would snap the whip.
Zuo Xiaoduo hurriedly corrected his mistakes and made sure his posture was orderly and accurate.
"Sister Niannian, I can shoot very accurately now. Why do I feel that as long as my eyesight is enough, my wrist strength is enough, and the spiritual energy infused into me is powerful enough, I can defeat the enemy."
"So what if your concealed weapon shooting is accurate? What if your lethality is sufficient? The essence of concealed weapon attack is to hit the opponent, which requires one shot to penetrate the soul!" Zuo Xiaonian sneered.
"Any master of concealed weapons starts with these basic operations. Only by mastering the martial arts frame first and reaching the level where he can do whatever he wants, can he ensure that he can change his posture at any time no matter what environment or position he is in.
Only when you are able to use your skills easily and skillfully can you be considered successful in practicing hidden weapons, you know?!"
"I know, I know, I'll just practice hard."
The first day of concealed weapon learning focused on theoretical knowledge and thematic and posture education, and Zuo Xiaonian taught him right down to the zero point!
Then he did all the basic postures over and over again, messing up the order and doing them again. Only then did Zuo Xiaonian let him go.
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