Chapter 382 The stupid Lao Tzu and Yuanshi Tianzun
Two veterans appeared, one in front and one behind. In the front was the old Taoist riding a cow, who was holding a flat crutch, and behind him was the Great Master Xuandu, who was riding a deer.
Before showing up, there will be a deer call as a reminder.
This time, there was no earth-shattering pomp and show by Yuanshi Tianzun, no singing and dancing, and no children playing flutes or music. There were just two old guys appearing one after the other.
At the same time, he wrote a song to express his past achievements. It can be said that he once cured the five elements in the human world, and made the Yellow Emperor Ji Xuanyuan rise to the light of day.
Just like the same self-declaration of merit in front of the Eight Views Palace, I have done so and so, and Huangdi Ji Xuanyuan was also supported by him.
When the song ended, the two old guys also found the right time to descend by ox and deer.
Yuanshi Tianzun, the majestic ancient leader of the Chan Cult, actually laughed in front of hundreds of thousands of soldiers and horses of the Western Zhou Dynasty, including Ran Deng Taoist, Antarctic Immortal, White Crane Boy, and Jiang Ziya.
"Hahahaha! For the sake of the Zhou family's 800-year career, Brother Dao is here to help you!"
The sound of laughter spread to hundreds of thousands of soldiers and horses in the Western Zhou Dynasty, and everyone in Xiqi City, a hundred miles away, could hear it.
Eight hundred years of career for the Zhou family!
When Zhou Gong, who was using the toilet, heard this, his expression couldn't help but change. Zhou family? Shouldn't it be Ji family?
The old man holding the crutch in front of the visitor was none other than the leader of Hunyuan, the ancient great god of the Bajing Palace between heaven and earth. Hearing this, he also smiled and spoke.
"Had to come."
Jiang Ziya remained calm and couldn't help but thought to himself for a moment, "Are you so happy? For the eight hundred years of the Zhou family's business, it is worthy of Master that you smile again and again; now I am laughing regardless of my image. I, Jiang Ziya, have been practicing in Kunlun Mountain for forty years."
, I have never seen you smile once, Master.'
The place where the two old goods fell is naturally under the canopy, but a form of upper canopy is needed.
So Rendeng Taoist hurriedly held the incense in his hand and put up the canopy on the leading road in front. The Xuandu Master, who was almost exactly the same as me, also followed me up the canopy.
Although Master Xuandu killed three corpse clones for Laozi, he is also an independent individual. He can become Laozi's disciple, and he can also be called the Master of Xuandu in the name of Laozi.
However, he accepted himself as his disciple and did not preach to any sentient beings. He was truly the supreme ruthless person. He also cut out a clone of Taishang Laojun's corpse, which was also an independent individual.
Once on the canopy, only Yuanshi Tianzun and Laozi could sit.
Ran Deng Taoist, Jiang Ziya, and the other boys were forced to kneel down to worship again.
There is no need to worship Master Xuandu.
Then I faced Yuanshi Tianzun and spoke with a smile on his face.
"The Three Immortals set up a formation on the Yellow River. All my disciples will be in trouble here. Have you ever gone to see it?"
However, although Laozi of Bajinggong established the Way of Humanity, he did not accept disciples. Instead, he and Yuanshi Tianzun jointly presided over the teaching of Chanjiao. However, as the eldest master, he did not care about the secular affairs of Chanjiao.
And I can also say that I teach my disciples.
But despite this, the two old guys only accepted members of the Twelve Gold Immortal Sect together.
Yuanshi Tianzun heard this and also smiled and spoke.
"The poor Taoist went to see it first. He was looking down at the elephant, so I'm waiting for you, brother Taoist."
I also smiled and spoke again.
"Just break it, why wait for me?"
After the words fell, the two old guys sat in silence.
What Di Xin never expected was that Taoist Ran Deng, Jiang Ziya, and San Yisheng of the Western Zhou Dynasty also could not expect that the two ancient great god leaders would come to the battle in person, only to say a few words, and then there would be no more movement!
As a result, I stayed there until the next day.
And just as Ran Deng Taoist, Jiang Ziya, and Xizhou San Yisheng were all looking forward eagerly, the two old guys finally opened their eyes on the canopy at the same time.
I first looked at Yuanshi Tianzun, smiled and said.
"I broke the Yellow River Formation today and returned early. I can't stay in the world of mortals for long."
Yuanshi Tianzun also smiled and nodded.
"Brother Taoist said so."
Jiang Ziya remained calm and couldn't help but want to ask, why didn't it break yesterday? Do you have to wait all day?
Jiang Ziya was puzzled, and Rendeng Taoist was equally puzzled. It was precisely because of the hypocrisy of the two old guys that they also had the desire to join the Western religion.
At least in front of the two leaders of the Western Sect, I could sit down and talk about Taoism. However, in front of these two old guys, even the Ran Deng Taoist priest could only kneel down and pretend to be a grandson.
So he just sat there for a whole day, not even looking at the living beings under the canopy.
They couldn't help but glance at Ji Fa, the Holy Lord of the Western Zhou Dynasty, who was enjoying himself in the Red Sand Formation. They were obviously two old masters of Hunyuan, the two ancient great gods, and they couldn't help but feel a little stupid.
And once again, the Antarctic Immortal was asked to clean up the agarwood chariot. The two ancient gods could not walk on their feet.
Then Yuanshi Tianzun got on the agarwood chariot, and I got on the green ox, and Taoist monk Ran Deng still led the way. It was as if the two ancient gods could go astray without anyone to guide them, and all the people in Western Zhou Sanyi were stunned.
Fortunately, as mortals, after holding it in for a day, we no longer hold it in this day. You, the ancient gods, and all the gods are sitting on your side, so we should eat and go to the toilet.
As Taoist Ran Deng waved his hand, a "Red Carpet Avenue" appeared from the reed tent to the front of the formation. However, the ground was not covered with a red carpet, but with the dense clouds, the fragrant fragrance, and the red clouds all over the ground.
The two ancient gods cannot walk on the earth, even if they are each sitting on an agarwood chariot and a strange beast, a green ox.
However, it was obvious that it was no longer enough for the Antarctic Immortal to hold a feather fan by himself, so Jiang Ziya had no choice but to hold another feather fan, and followed the elder, holding the feather fan high behind his head.
Then we walked to an unexpected door, and saw the words "Nine Bends of the Yellow River Formation" written on the door.
Archmage Xuandu just shouted.
"Sanxian Gu, come and pick you up!!"
But after the shouting, there was silence within the array, without any movement.
Yuanshi Tianzun's face had darkened once before, but when he saw that Jiejiao Xia Sanxiao still didn't show up, he remained calm.
When I saw it, I couldn't help but look into the formation and spoke coldly.
"You don't abide by the rules and you dare to be disobedient! My master bowed his head when he saw me. How dare you not come to pick me up?"
But the cold voice fell, and the Jiuqu Yellow River Formation was still quiet.
Finally, even his veteran, like Yuanshi Tianzun, couldn't help but his face darkened for a moment, but then returned to normal.
On the side, Archmage Xuandu hurriedly couldn't help shouting again.
"This beast is so brave! How dare he be rude to the great master!"
It's a pity that the loud shouts have died down, and the Jiuqu Yellow River Formation is still quiet.
"snort!"
Immediately, I couldn't help but snorted coldly, and rode the bull directly into the battle.
Yuanshi Tianzun also followed closely with his agarwood chariot.
Then the Great Master of Xuandu, Taoist Ran Deng, Jiang Ziya, and Bai He Tongzi also followed closely into the formation.
But when they entered the formation, there was still no figure of Sanxiao. Only the Twelve Golden Immortal Sect members under Chan's teaching were all lying on the ground, unconscious, and their cultivation levels were all reduced and they were knocked back to the starting point.
And at the same time as he entered the formation, the veteran also instantly sensed that the power of heaven and earth in the formation no longer existed, and the so-called Jiuqu Yellow River Formation had only an empty shell left.
In an instant, the faces of the two old guys couldn't help but darken.
Because when he entered the battle yesterday, at least Yuanshi Tianzun could clearly sense the power of Hunyuan Jindou!
I didn't want to wait for a day, but it was obvious that the most precious Hunyuan Jindou, which was the eye of the Jiuqu Yellow River Formation, no longer existed! That Sanxiao actually escaped!
For a moment, Yuanshi Tianzun, the leader of the ancient god Chan Cult, couldn't help but feel like vomiting blood. If he had known that he would have broken the formation by himself yesterday without waiting for me!
It's good now, after waiting for a day, Sanxiao actually escaped with the most precious Hunyuan Jindou!
Years of planning came to naught, and he was tricked by Sanxiao.
Yuanshi Tianzun looked gloomy, and I couldn't help but look gloomy as well.
As a result, completely calmly, an invisible force dispersed the empty Nine-Meander Yellow River Formation.