The little maid Qiao'er is also quite helpless. You are the lady and you have the final say.
I thought about how to give this poem to my new uncle in public.
Meanwhile, the atrium.
Wang Shouzhe sat on the stone bench in a leisurely manner and began to think hard.
To be honest, Yuan Rui's poem brought him a lot of pressure.
It stands to reason that as a time traveler, my mind is filled with ancient poems. If I pick up any famous poem from the past, it will instantly kill Liu Yuanrui's poem.
But after all, this is his own wedding, so he still finds a way to compose a poem by himself. Even if the poem is not very good, it is still his own. He always feels that it is boring to use copied poems to deceive his wife.
Liu Yuanrui and the others did not urge him, they just smiled and watched his brother-in-law thinking hard. He knew that it was not easy to write a poem, especially to write a good poem slowly and carefully.
At this moment.
The little maid Qiaoer hurried out of the backyard, squeezed through the crowd, and bumped into Wang Shouzhe hard.
"Oh, my dear, I'm sorry, I was walking in a hurry, did I hurt you?"
Just when Wang Shouzhe was stunned, the girl cleverly put a piece of paper into his hand, and then winked at him, hinting that he understood.
Then she ran away.
This girl really comes and goes like a gust of wind.
This made Wang Shouzhe a little bit dumbfounded. It seemed that the man in the back couldn't sit still, so he asked a little maid to come over and help him write a poem to him.
Isn't this cheating?
Okay, okay, how can it be called cheating when a woman helps her husband?
This is called love!
Thinking of this, Wang Shouzhe felt a little touched and warm in his heart.
But Liu Yuanrui was stunned on the spot.
Wasn't that the maid Qiaoer who was next to my sister just now?
Do you think everyone is blind when you throw yourself into your brother-in-law's arms so recklessly and stuff a piece of paper?
Isn't this blatant cheating?
Suddenly, Liu Yuanrui felt like he was bursting into tears. I, Yuanrui, have worked hard to support my sister, why do I keep trying to make trouble for her one by one?
You said this was cheating, and the method was so clumsy and so blatant, how could he feel so embarrassed?
The cheating method can't be more clever, but it's better to leave him some dignity, okay?
Qiao'er's technique is indeed very clumsy.
The other brothers-in-law and sisters-in-law also saw this scene. But each of them pretended to be deaf and dumb, as if they had not seen anything.
This clearly shows that the man in the backyard is helping his future brother-in-law cheat. Who dares to say anything despite the power he has accumulated all year round?
Liu Yuanrui also said helplessly: "Brother-in-law, I think it's almost done. Let's start quickly?"
He thought that since the poem was written by his sister, he had to cheer for it no matter what, otherwise he would anger his sister and the consequences would be disastrous.
His younger brothers and sisters were also pretending: "Yes, brother-in-law is almost here, let's start."
But Wang Shouzhe shook his head and said, no, no, I haven't thought about it yet.
Liu Yuanrui rolled his eyes.
How long are you going to keep pretending? My sister is obviously helping you cheat, but you still say you didn't think about it.
Okay, if you want to act, just act. Who asked my sister to take action herself?
After a while, Wang Shouzhe finally stood up and said: "I have thought about it, Yuan Rui's poems are very good. My brother-in-law can only do his best to show off his ugliness."
‘Okay, brother-in-law, here’s one.”
The brothers-in-law and sisters-in-law shouted one after another, pretending to look forward to it. Everyone knew Wang Shouzhe's poem, but the sister in the backyard composed it, so no matter what, everyone just took responsibility and cheered loudly.
I saw Wang Shouzhe pacing step by step in the atrium with his hands behind his back. After a few steps, he chanted the first sentence: "The goddess Xianque pities the common people, and she holds a halberd in front of the hall to guard the long night."
"?"
When everyone heard this, a picture immediately appeared in their minds. It seemed to be about a goddess in her heavenly palace, worrying about the people of the world and dealing with mortal affairs. An immortal general holding a halberd was guarding the door of the palace.
, spend the long night with her.
Before they could think about it, Wang Shouzhe recited the second sentence: "As time goes by hundreds of times, we will finally be able to unite our branches in the world."
The younger brothers and sisters began to understand. This is a story. The elder sister is the goddess who is worried about the common people, and the brother-in-law is the heavenly general who silently protects the common people. In the end, the goddess is not sure whether she came to earth because she wanted to save the common people.
, but she and her brother-in-law met by chance and got married.
It sounds pretty good. It lifts my sister quite high.
Then they started to cheer loudly. This was a poem written by my sister, and it sounded quite interesting.
"No!" Liu Yuanrui was shocked, "This is not my sister's handiwork. It is impossible for my sister to compare herself to a goddess and compare her brother-in-law to a guard in front of the Night Watch Palace."
"So that's it?" The brother-in-law and sister-in-law came to their senses, but then again, the taste of brother-in-law's poem was not bad, but it seemed to be missing some flavor.
"Not bad. If my brother-in-law has such a level, he is considered to be both civil and military."
"Yes, yes, although it is not as good as Yuan Rui's poem, but I hold my sister up very high." The Liu family also spares no effort in cultivating culture, and everyone has some appreciation.
"I've passed the test, I've passed the test." Liu Ruolei said with joy, "Everyone, get out of the way, don't delay the brother-in-law to pick up the bride."
Even Chen Fangjie admired him and said, "I didn't expect Shouzhe to be quite talented in poetry, half better than me."
Suddenly!
But Liu Yuanrui stopped him with a solemn expression: "Everyone, wait."
"Yeah?" Everyone's eyes fell on Liu Yuanrui. Yuanrui, aren't you? Your brother-in-law's poem is already very good, but you still want to embarrass him?
Liu Ruolei gave him a fierce and dissatisfied look: "Yuan Rui, don't go too far."
"Don't misunderstand, don't misunderstand." Liu Yuanrui hurriedly raised his hands in surrender and said, "Brother-in-law, this poem is indeed not bad, but I think it is still lacking something. Brother-in-law, is there another half of the poem?"
Lower half?
Everyone was stunned. Yuan Rui seemed to have some truth to what he said, but the meaning of the poem was still incomplete, as if it was incomplete.
Everyone looked at Wang Shouzhe in unison.
Wang Shouzhe didn't show any pretense and continued to chant the second half of the poem: "I'm afraid my beloved wife will catch the wind and lie to her that the palace is cold in heaven."
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Everyone was startled and were brought into the psychological state of the brother-in-law. Just imagine, a guard in front of the palace who has been waiting for countless years is lucky enough to marry the goddess in his heart in the mortal world. This is naturally a great thing.
But he was also afraid that one day his beloved wife would eventually ascend and fly away, so he did not hesitate to trick his wife into saying that the Heavenly Palace was not good. Such panic and fear suddenly emerged.
"Okay, you are so afraid that your beloved wife will take advantage of the wind and lie to her about the cold weather in the palace." Liu Yuanrui applauded.
The others also applauded.
Later, Wang Shouzhe read out the last sentence that had been brewing for a long time: "Hand in hand, my children look forward to it with tears in their eyes, and pray that they will sleep together on the same pillow forever!"
As soon as this sentence came out.
Everyone was stunned. In front of everyone's eyes, brother-in-law Wang Shouzhe held the hands of his children and looked at the goddess sister with tears as he was about to ascend. He looked very reluctant to leave. Even his unborn children were shocked by this move.
Now that I've used it, why don't you be so shameless?
The last sentence is even more shameless, praying to sleep together forever.
Does this mean that my sister will have to marry him for ten thousand lifetimes instead of just marrying him in this life? Oh my, that’s so shameless.
There is poetry to prove it:
Goddess and fairy palace pity the common people
Standing vigil in front of the Halberd Hall for a long night
Years go by thousands of times
Finally got the world together
I'm afraid that my beloved wife will take advantage of the wind and go away
Lie that my wife is cold in heaven
Children hold hands and look forward to each other with tears in their eyes
Praying to sleep together forever
…
Everyone was silent. Of course, this poem was not a shocking work. But today’s theme is how to praise them. If Sister Lan praises them more beautifully.
There is no doubt that Liu Yuanrui's song of praise is very good and quite high-level.
But this song about brother-in-law...
This is no longer a boast.
But licking.
Unexpectedly, they are a married couple, and the licking technique is so skillful, smooth and natural. This brother-in-law is really a rare talent in the world.
"Alas~" Chen Fangjie put his hands behind his back and looked up to the sky and sighed, "Originally I thought that I, Chen Fangjie, was unparalleled in my licking skills. But compared with Shouzhe, it's like clouds and mud. I'm convinced! I'm convinced!"
"Woo~" Liu Yuanshan started to cry, crying very sadly.
"Brother Yuanshan, why are you crying?"
"I see."
"Brother Yuanshan, what did you understand again?"
"I understand why I can't marry a wife."
"Brother Yuanshan, now that you understand, you can still be saved, so keep up the good work."
"I can't be saved." Liu Yuanshan ran away with tears, and hissed sadly, "Because in my life, I will never be able to write such shameless, disgusting poems and D lyrics... Wuwuwu
~" His figure, as the crying gradually faded away, quickly disappeared.
Everyone looked at his retreating back and couldn't help but sigh, Brother Yuanshan, you can't get a wife, not just because you can't write Y poems.
Then, everyone worshiped their brother-in-law Wang Shouzhe. They would never be able to write this kind of poem.
In particular, some sisters-in-law have begun to find paper and pen, and then copy the poem with blushing ears. Although the poem is not meant for them, it is wonderful to use it to savor it every night.
Holding hands, the children look forward to each other with tears in their eyes, praying to sleep together for eternity.
Brother-in-law is good or bad, hehe~
Even Liu Yuanrui bowed deeply to Wang Shouzhe: "Brother-in-law, I am convinced."
"Haha~ Cheng Rang Cheng Rang. Yuan Rui, you are still young." Wang Shouzhe was not thin-skinned. He patted his shoulder and said sincerely, "When you grow up, your skills will definitely not be inferior to mine."
"Hey, where is Ruolei? This girl was quite energetic just now, why did she disappear all of a sudden? I still wanted her to lead the way."
"That's all! Send red envelopes."
Immediately, a whole box of red envelopes was brought in and distributed to my brother-in-law, sister-in-law, nephews, nieces, and all the juniors.
"Brothers, follow me to pick up the bride." Wang Shouzhe waved his hand, and his Wang brothers responded loudly, and they all went to the backyard in high spirits.
The third test has been passed, and it has been so beautiful, and the red envelopes have been given out, so naturally no one can stop me.
…
Just when Wang Shouzhe and his party were walking all the way to the backyard.
The little maid Qiao'er has already reported this poem back. She is really very fast, coming and going like the wind.
Also traveling with her was Liu Ruolei, who said angrily: "Brother-in-law is too bad. Not only does he want to marry my sister for the rest of his life, but he also wants to pester her for the rest of his life. He is really greedy."
As soon as she said this, everyone in the room looked at her.
Um?
Isn't it a good thing to confess like this? Why is Ruolei so angry?
Liu Ruolei knew she had made a mistake and quickly shut up, but her heart was still filled with anger. What a great poem, why couldn't it be her turn?
However, Qiaoer said excitedly: "My new uncle's poem is really great. I'm almost in tears."
At this time, Liu Ruolan had copied the poem on paper and read it carefully twice. The more she read, the more she blushed.
He gave a light "spit" and commented: "It is indeed a bit frivolous."
Although he said this, his eyes were full of shyness and joy, his face was a little hot and red, and he murmured in his heart: "It's so shameless to hold hands with my children with tears in their eyes, and pray to sleep together forever!"
It can be seen that Wang Shouzhe's licking poem really licked her heart.
Between husband and wife, it's okay to be frivolous.
There is talk in this room.
A voice came from outside: "Miss, get ready, the new uncle is here."
At this time, Liu Ruolan had already put on her red wedding dress. Several aunts hurriedly put the red hijab on her head and asked her to sit on the bed.
"I have invited my new uncle to enter the boudoir to receive the bride."
Wang Shouzhe entered the boudoir as instructed.
Several middle-aged beauties looked curiously at Wang Shouzhe up and down, and couldn't help but praise: "My new uncle is really brave, handsome and talented."
The bride, covered with a red hijab, trembled slightly, but she restrained herself from peeking.
Wang Shouzhe was beaming with joy and greeted several aunts one by one and presented them with red envelopes.
Especially his fourth aunt Wang Liuzi and Wang Shouzhe secretly stuffed a big red envelope.
The fourth aunt Wang Liuzi was very happy and said hurriedly: "Shuzhe, why don't you hurry up and give me the golden bag of ten thousand treasures?"
Hearing this, Wang Shouzhe hurriedly took off the treasure gold bag from his waist, walked quickly to the bride, put it into Liu Ruolan's hands, and said softly: "Ruolan, the auspicious time has come, come back to Wang's with me.
."
In this treasure bag, there are some small things made of gold or jade, such as grains, fruits, fish, meat, and a small pure gold abacus, which represents that he has entrusted his future finances to
she.
Liu Ruolan, whose head was covered with a red hijab, was holding the treasure gold bag. She was full of shyness and nervousness. She nodded lightly and whispered, "Yes."
Wang Shouzhe was immediately overjoyed and shouted: "Yuanrui, why don't you come in soon?"
At this time, Liu Yuanrui walked into the boudoir, smiled and said, "Congratulations, brother-in-law, for finally bringing this beauty home."
"Thank you Yuan Rui for being merciful and being able to marry Ruo Lan. This is my great fortune, Wang Shouzhe." After saying that, Wang Shouzhe took out a big red envelope and presented it to her, "Yuan Rui, I'll thank you for the hard work next."
According to the rules, an unmarried brother-in-law must carry the sister into the sedan chair.
Liu Yuanrui took the big red envelope unceremoniously, patted his chest and said, "Okay, it's on me. Even though I'm weak, I've been exercising hard recently."
After saying that, he picked up Liu Ruolan and walked out of the boudoir.
Before he had even taken two steps, Liu Yuanrui muttered in a low voice: "Hey, sister, why has she become a lot lighter recently? She must be feeling sorry for me, Yuanrui. I remember the last drill..."
But before he finished speaking, he screamed "Ouch" and hurriedly admitted his mistake: "Sister, I was wrong."
Then he hugged his sister and ran out all the way.
Wang Shouzhe broke into a cold sweat. This kid was quite capable of seeking death. Naturally, he pretended not to hear anything and followed him step by step.
Later, I said goodbye to my father-in-law and mother-in-law in the main hall.
Only then did Yuan Rui carry the bride out of Liu's gate.
After the ceremony, the bride got on the eight-carriage sedan.
And Wang Shouzhe rode his ten thousand gold horse at the front of the team.
"Get up the sedan." After Gongsun Qiang shouted, the team began to move slowly, leaving Shanyin amid the crowds of people greeting them, and headed for peace.
The returning team was more than twice as big as when it came.
The procession led by members of the Liu clan was also huge. Carriages followed the procession one after another, carrying Liu's dowry.
Looking at the size of the dowry, it really reflects the Liu family's strong financial resources.
Wang Shouzhe wore a gorgeous wedding robe, rode on fire and stepped on the white clouds, walking at the front of the team, feeling full of high spirits.
After two lifetimes, I got a wife for the first time.
Starting today, he will welcome his new life.
One of the four great joys in life, the night of flowers and candles in the wedding room, was slowly unfolding in front of him.
It is true that when the spring breeze is successful, the horse's hooves are broken, and when life is successful, it must be full of joy.