Chapter 87 The emperor is a demon! Mr. teaches to be a man
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"Looking for Patriarch Shouzhe? Let's talk about looking for Patriarch Shouzhe. Even if you find Liu Ruolan, it will be useless." Mr. Clan Studies, who is already over a hundred years old, said sonorously, "Clan Studies is the first step in teaching and raising children.
Earth, here, no matter whether it is a commoner, a direct descendant of the Wang family, a wolf, a bear, or a tree, everyone is treated equally."
"Our slogan is to never let a scumbag graduate from ethnic studies."
"I don't care who you are, what your status is, and what your relationship is with Wang Dalang, Wang Erlang, Wang Sanniu, Wang Silang, and Wang Wuniu. But since they are teaching me, I have the responsibility and obligation to let them
They learn culture and know right from wrong."
Emperor Longchang rolled his eyes, what the hell are these names? Okay, okay, he also admitted that the five little wolves looked too similar, so naming them this way made it easier to distinguish them.
"Hmph, you're just a little clan scholar, how dare you show off your power in front of me. I don't care about the others, just call Wang Dalang and the others, and I will take care of them." Emperor Longchang waved to the five young girl wolves, showing a kind expression.
, "Come on, come to me. I don't believe that Wang Shouzhe can turn the world upside down."
Wang Dalang and the others also recognized the very amiable Grandpa Emperor who had taken care of them for a while. They whined excitedly and wanted to rush over to have a close relationship with him. However, they secretly glanced at the stern-looking Mr. Ethnology.
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They immediately shook their heads and lowered their heads, indicating that they were being punished and did not dare to mess around. Those little eyes looked as innocent as they could be.
This naturally made Emperor Longchang feel very distressed. Just when he was about to get angry, a small sapling held the hem of his clothes with a branch. A girl with a milky voice said: "Master, please don't bumble."
When the husband is angry, it is because of his babble."
A tree? Or a sapling?
Emperor Longchang looked at the little sapling up and down, and his expression gradually became serious: "Little sapling, what kind of spiritual plant is this? How old are you? Why can you speak? Could it be that the big devil Wang Shouzhe is forcing himself on you?
Did you use the Transformation Pill, Qizhi Pill, etc.?"
"No, dad, 咿 咿 咿 呀 呀 呀 呀." Said the saplings, "It's not good to learn.
Emperor Longchang broke out in a cold sweat after hearing this, "Little girl, can you use two less babbling words when you speak?"
But generally speaking, he understood that this little sapling seemed to be Wang Shouzhe's daughter and should be his natal spiritual plant. But was Wang Shouzhe a pervert? Why did he even come to the clan school to study his natal spiritual plant?
How could he let go of such a sweet and gentle daughter?
"What's your name? Oh, show me your homework~" Emperor Longchang rubbed her branches with a gentle tone. But he secretly thought in his heart that Wang Shouzhe's natal spiritual plant is not very intelligent, and it has already grown to the seventh level.
You can talk, but your intelligence is about the same as that of a three- or four-year-old baby?
Did something go wrong in this?
"The Lun family's name is Wang Yi Ya Li Xian." Wang Li Xian conjured up a few test papers from nowhere, "Arithmetic Yi Ya, it's so difficult, I can't figure it out..."
Arithmetic is indeed a headache!
Emperor Longchang took a look at the test results and immediately laughed: "You little girl, these are all basic addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. Come on, come on, grandpa will teach you." Even if the emperor is a scumbag, he still doesn't have basic arithmetic.
questionable.
Then I explained it to Wang Lixian enthusiastically and enjoyed the fun of being a role model.
Emperor Longchang spoke with spitting foam, and Wang Lixian's uncomfortable branches were all twisted together: "It's so difficult, so difficult. Arithmetic is too cumbersome. It's not as interesting as fighting. No need to count, just more. Just more."
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"It's okay, it's okay, you are still young, you can learn slowly." Emperor Longchang smiled and reassured Li Xian, thinking to himself that the Wang clan's learning was nothing more than this, and his self-confidence suddenly swelled.
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Then he walked towards the five sad little wolves and said confidently: "Show me your graduation exam papers. If there's anything you don't know, I'll give you some guidance and I'll take care of it and you will graduate soon."
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"Woooooo~" The five little wolves suddenly became excited, feeling like a savior fell from the sky. They ran to their desks as fast as they could, picked up the test paper, ran back, and handed it to Emperor Longchang.
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Then he clucked his tongue and watched eagerly as Emperor Longchang saved them from the fire and water.
"Come on, come on, let me..." Emperor Longchang turned over the test paper, his smile gradually solidified, and then became stiff. It was densely packed with words and symbols that he knew or didn't know, and he didn't know many originally.
However, when mixed together, it was like a heavenly book, turning his mind into a mess.
Wang Dalang's test paper scored forty-nine points on a 100-point scale. The other little wolves had high and low scores, but they all failed.
But after Emperor Longchang quickly reviewed the questions, he found that he would probably get a single-digit score...
What does it mean?
This means that he is the majestic Emperor Longchang, not even as good as Wang Dalang and Wang Wuniu...
As dumb as a chicken!
Fortunately, he wanted to talk to them about the topic and let them graduate quickly.
Five and a half wolves, big and small, still hold good hopes and look forward to when the kind-hearted grandpa tells the wrong question.
But he found that the kind-hearted old man was deep in thought.
The ethnology teacher on the side ignored them, but grabbed Wang Lixian, who was in a sapling state, and criticized him with sincerity: "You kid, I know you have just started to become wise, but what you are learning now are all
Enlightenment knowledge, if you don't master these, how can you face more fierce competition in the future? Let me tell you, you can't even fight well like this."
"Ah, ah, ah, arithmetic is useless." Wang Lixian waved the branches and retorted sternly, "In a fight, as long as you have enough firepower, boom, boom, boom, boom! You will win~~"
"How much firepower is enough?" Mr. Xuexue asked.
"The more the better, babbling, explosion is art!" Wang Lixian waved the branches, indicating that with enough firepower, all enemies in the world can be defeated.
"I heard you talk about your fighting method. Suppose you have 10,000 points of energy... Okay, the number is too big. I understand. Suppose you have 100 points of energy. Your father can replenish you with 10 points every breath.
Normal environment can recover one point per breath. You need two points to catalyze a strengthened dragon fruit tree..." Mr. Xuexue started chatting with her about the battle plan and how to perform mathematical calculations.
"Let's calculate how many firepower points you can lay out in ten breaths of time?"
"We have five dragon fruits with different firepower values...and nine other spiritual plants...how to arrange them to produce more firepower."
"Girl Li Xian, you can't figure it out, can you? Learning mathematics well can make your firepower stronger and more powerful. And you don't have to be like Wang Dalang and the other five who couldn't graduate in thirty years. Even that idiot
Xiong, they all graduated last year!”
Can a bear graduate?
Emperor Longchang's old face was slightly hot, and the test paper he was holding in his hands was like holding a pair of hot potatoes. He immediately pretended to close the test paper, and put his hands behind his back with a serious expression: "Actually, Mr. Xuexue is right, what I learned
Knowledge and culture are all your own."
"It's not scary to make mistakes. What's scary is not working hard to correct them. Therefore, I think that with your level, you should continue to further your studies in ethnic studies. If I help you now, I will be harming you."
"With your little culture, what can you do if you barely get out of the clan? Is it possible that you just go to the grassland to hunt?"
"Awwww~~" Wang Dalang and the others lowered their heads, showing shame in their eyes. The kind-hearted grandfather was right, they should reflect on themselves.
Even Mr. Ethnology gave him an admiring look: "Wang Dalang and the others have elders like you, and they can expect to graduate in the future."
"How dare you, how dare you, everything depends on Mr. Longchang." Emperor Longchang did not dare to underestimate Mr. Xu Xue anymore.
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at the same time.
Wang Shouzhe had finished handling brother Zhong Xingwang's funeral affairs and went home to rest for several days and adjust his mentality.
On this day, he was taking a rest in the small courtyard for half a day, lying on the imperial chair, basking in the sun, drinking spiritual tea, and watching the letters that Emperor An would send every now and then.
After decades of supervising the country, Di Zian has become more mature and stable, and handles various national affairs in an orderly manner.
It's just that as the king of a country, there are too many trivial things, big and small, so 30% of his letters are complaining about being too busy all day long and too brain-burning. Then, another 30% of his letters are trying to persuade Wang Shouzhe to move there.
Return to Longcheng and assist him in handling political affairs.
Otherwise, he would have to move to Ping'an Town.
Only about 40% of the content is about discussing with him some troublesome matters encountered in recent government affairs.
joke.
I won’t go to Guilong City, I won’t go there even if I’m beaten to death, and I won’t go even if I’m given the title of Chief Minister of the Cabinet.
Wouldn't it be nice to spend time with your wife and children at home and enjoy some sunshine?
Immediately.
Wang Shouzhe picked up his pen and wrote a letter in a hurry, rejecting the invitation to become an official again without hesitation, and then comforted Di Zi'an's mood.
After putting forward a few constructive suggestions, he lay back in the Taishi chair and basked in the sun.
He half-closed his eyes, enjoying this rare leisure time.
But at this moment.
A family general hurriedly came to report: "The family leader, the Xinping Town patrol team has arrived with urgent news. They discovered a group of suspicious spies engaged in espionage and inciting civil unrest. When the patrol team carried out the arrest in accordance with the law, one of them
The suspicious elements tore up the space and fled."
"puff!"
Wang Shouzhe spat out a mouthful of spiritual tea and glared: "What do you mean by tearing the space apart and escaping?"
"That's it..." The general handed over the urgent letter wordlessly, "He tore up the space and escaped, that's what the news said."
Wang Shouzhe took a look at the letter and found that it was indeed what he said.
Some Purple Mansion Realm monks with particularly outstanding spatial talents can use some spatial principles to perform shadow escape, which is already quite remarkable.
And if some monks in the magical power realm are proficient in the art of space, they can also teleport over short distances, but they can't even talk about tearing apart space and escaping.
According to legend, only those who reach the level of Emperor Lingxu have the terrifying ability to shatter the void.
Tear apart space and escape? What level of spy is this?
A Lingxu-level spy!?
How virtuous and capable is the Wang family to provoke Lingxu-level spies to spy on her?
In this way, there is only one truth.
Wang Shouzhe slapped his forehead and was speechless for a moment. The majestic Emperor Longchang actually went to the Wang family's territory and secretly acted as a spy?
Is this because you are full and have nothing to do, so you are extremely bored?
Engaging in espionage and inciting civil unrest?
The corner of Wang Shouzhe's mouth twitched slightly. Is there something wrong with Wu's genetics? She always seems to be a monster...
Should we seriously consider marrying the Wu family again?