If you go shopping with one girl, you may be tired. If you go shopping with two girls, you will definitely be tired, especially one of them is a little girl who is tens of thousands of years old.
Although Snow Empress always seems to have a cold face, and she is not ignorant of the human world, she has never truly experienced human life after all.
When Snow Emperor experienced the joy of shopping, things got out of hand.
Tang Wutong took Xue Di not only to a clothing store that she had never been to before, but also to various shops selling rouge and gouache. Although Xiang Wuqing wanted to say that with their looks, it would be fine without makeup.
Even though she is stunningly beautiful, human beings' cat-like curiosity is always unavoidable.
The two of them also wore different styles and forms of makeup for Xiang Wuqing to comment on. What kind of makeup does our poor Noumenon Sect master know...
Finally, when they reached a women's underwear store, Xiang Wuqing could finally rest outside for a while, while Tang Wutong pulled Xue Di into the store with a mysterious look on his face.
Emperor Xue asked, "Wutong, what is this? Why do you let him wait outside?"
When he first arrived here, Tang Wutong drove Xiang Wuqing out uncharacteristically, which made the Snow Emperor very confused.
Tang Wutong blushed and said, "You'll know later."
The owner of this store is an amiable big sister. When Snow Emperor saw the dazzling array of small clothes, she seemed to understand something.
Tang Wutong gestured at Xue Di's breasts with her hands and said with emotion, "Sister Xue is so big, she must be bigger than c." As he said this, Tang Wutong touched his own in frustration, as if he was only interested in a.
Among the people Tang Wutong knew, only Aunt Zhu Zhuqing and Senior Ma Xiaotao were in better shape than Snow Emperor.
The two came to the dressing room. Tang Wutong taught Xue Di how to wear underwear with bitterness... Why is she so big? Then Tang Wutong saw Xue Di frown slightly and pulled the button on her chest and said, "No.
Comfortable, a little tight.”
Click, Tang Wutong's heart was broken.
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In half a day, Tang Wutong took Snow Emperor to visit all the major markets in Star Luo. Snow Emperor also almost understood all the rules of ordinary life in the human world, which also made Snow Emperor's temperament untainted by mortal snow even more.
A kind of pyrotechnic gas.
Tang Wutong greeted Xiang Qingqing, who was sleepy and sleepy, and said, "Secret, would you like to cook tonight? I want to eat your cooking."
Xiang Wuqing waved his hands feebly and said, "As long as you don't stop shopping, I can do anything."
Tang Wutong hugged Xiang Wuqing's shoulders and smiled, "Oh, thank you for your hard work, but I'm really happy today, except..." Thinking of the Snow Emperor's figure, Tang Wutong couldn't help but feel heartache again.
"What's wrong?" Looking at Tang Wutong's expression of constipation, he couldn't help but ask.
"Nothing, nothing." Tang Wutong smiled awkwardly and quickly changed the subject, "Let's go, let's buy ingredients."
Compared to shopping with the two girls, buying ingredients and cooking is simply a pleasure for Xiang Wuqing.
By the time a few people returned to the Noumenon Sect's headquarters, it was already completely dark. Xiang Wuqing, who had just packed up all the ingredients, suddenly slapped his forehead and said, "Oops, I forgot to buy wine."
At this time, a Noumenon sect disciple saw Xiang Qingqing and the others and immediately stepped forward,
"Young Master, here are two girls who say they are your friends. They are sitting in the wing right now."
"Girl..." Tang Wutong glanced at Xiang Wuqing lightly, full of murderous intent.
"Uh...I..."
Emperor Xue didn't say anything but was curious as to why Xiang Qingqing had so many girlfriends.
Xiang Qingqing is also a little confused. Logically speaking, people from Shrek and Longwu don't know about the Noumenon Sect's stronghold here, two girls?
When Xiang Qingqing and the other three arrived in the wing, everyone's eyes caught the eye of a silver-haired girl with a half-smile and a cute blonde lolita.
Gu Yuena teased Tang Wutong and said,
"Hey, I'm not here, your little boy is living a good life."
"Gu Yuena? How did you know this place? And this classmate Jin Ni?" Tang Wutong glanced at Wang Qiu'er in confusion.
The silver hair on Gu Yuena's fingers was twirled again and again. Looking at Xiang Wutong, Tang Wutong smiled and said, "Is it difficult? Xiao Wutong, long time no see."
Wang Qiu'er also nodded towards Tang Wutong and said, "I used to be called Jin Ni in school, but my real name is Wang Qiu'er." As he said this, Wang Qiu'er's eyes fell on Xiang Wuqing's body.
Wang Qiu'er? Still not as big a threat as Gu Yuena. Tang Wutong said angrily, "Who wants to see you? Stinky Na'er, you miss me every day."
Gu Yuena said half provocatively and half jokingly, "Xiao Wutong doesn't welcome me so much, are you afraid?"
"Afraid?" Tang Wutong hummed, "It's a great pleasure to have friends from far away. They are cooking for you."
Xiang Wuqing didn't dare to talk to her now. These women could play a mahjong table together, and their fighting power was too terrifying.
Emperor Xue looked at these little girls with a clear look in his eyes. With so many girlfriends, this guy Xiang Qingqing... is not simple.
Needless to say, Xiang Qingqing, who was cooking, didn't dare to say a word. Gu Yuena looked at Snow Emperor and asked with interest, "Xue Emperor, why are you here?"
"Do you know me?" Snow Emperor was stunned for a moment. I have no impression of this beautiful silver-haired girl in front of me.
Gu Yuena smiled slightly, "Who ranked your top ten ferocious beasts, have you forgotten?"
"What?" Snow Emperor stood up in shock and said, "Are you the one from Xingdou?"
Tang Wutong held the Snow Emperor's hand and said, "Sister Xue, you don't care what her outside status is, she is just a little kid when we sit together today."
Gu Yuena said dissatisfied, "Xiao Wutong, please pay attention to your words, my age... um..."
Tang Wutong had already disliked Gu Yuena, and now he directly bullied her, pressed down on Gu Yuena, pinched her face with both hands, and said, "Your age, you have the nerve to tell me your age, tell me your age.
You're still trying to steal my second-hand goods from me, you're really not ashamed, huh!"
"Sister Na..."
In Wang Qiuer's shocked eyes, Gu Yuena broke free from Tang Wutong's arms and rode on Tang Wutong and said, "What's wrong with me living so long and falling in love?"
Tang Wutong said angrily, "Can't you change to someone else?"
Gu Yuena's eyes became a little unpredictable, then she smiled and said, "What do you think?"
"Pretend I didn't say it." Tang Wutong's cheeks bulged like a hamster.
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Xiang Wuqing, who was wearing an apron, came over and saw this famous Douluo painting.
"You two, stop messing around and get ready for dinner."
Tang Wutong and Gu Yuena gave up. Gu Yuena asked, "Want to drink?"
Xiang Wuqing said in surprise, "Do you have wine?"
"Of course." Gu Yuena smiled, "But someone here doesn't seem to drink."
"Hehehe, here comes the clumsy way of provoking generals." Tang Wutong directly issued a challenge to Gu Yuena.