"To make all the things valuable?" In the summer, he asked seriously. He was boring anyway and wanted to delay time, so he decided to play with this idiot robbers.
"Nonsense, hurry up, don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't dare to stab you. Lao Tzu's pig killing knife has more blood, you cooperate with Lao Tzu!" The robbers yelled a little impatiently.
"Actually, I also want to hand over everything valuable, but this is impossible, because there is nothing worthless on my body like me, that is, one of my hair, that is also a priceless treasure!
"Summer said with emotion:" Hey, otherwise, I'll give you your hair? "
"Are you fucking to be playing with me?" The robbers were angry and waved a pig knife. "Do you really want Lao Tzu to kill you? Lao Tzu is not afraid to tell you, I cut one a few days ago
On the mountain, no one knows. If I cut you to you, no one will know! "
This is not too fake. There are mountains here, and there are basically no one. Someone died on the mountain. It is still difficult to discover in a short time, but with the development here, it will definitely be discovered in the future.
Then, then
"Hey, in fact, I think you are really not a qualified robbers. I said where you made the stockings you made, and you did n’t find it. Is that stockings very transparent?
Can you see that there is a mole on your face! "Summer said lazily.
"You fucking is an idiot!" The robbers roared, "Do you not know that seeing me, is it a dead end? When you see me, you can’t pretend to be unknown, wait for you to go out, and then call the police to catch me
Is your fucking say it silly now, and said that I am idiot, I grass, you are all the people in the city, all the fucking idiots, but there are good days, but you have to come to this poor ravine.
Qin! "
Summer was a little surprised to look at the robbers: "Actually I am not in the city, but you don't seem to like the people in the city, hey, which city people came here to seduce your wife away?"
"You fucking shut me up!" The robbers finally couldn't bear it. They rushed over in the summer with a pig knife.
In the summer, he retreated and retreated, and said, "Hey, if your wife is really snatched away, I suggest you, let's rob the woman behind me.
, Your wife must not even compare to one thousandth of her. "
During the talk, the summer had retreated to Ye Yumei, and the robbers with a pig -killing knife rushed to the summer in front of the summer, and then he was stupid immediately.
bite!
The pig killing knife fell to the ground, and the beauty of Ye Yumei was undoubtedly a powerful weapon. It directly let the robber throw the weapon.
"Fairy ... Fairy!" The robbers flowed out.
"She is not a fairy, she is a witch." Summer corrected next to her.
The fairy worships worship. The witch wants to fall when she looks at it. Of course, this is for ordinary people. For summer, regardless of the fairy or witch, as long as they are beautiful, they should go down.
"Fairy, you, you can give me a wife ... uh!" This robber really wanted to snatch Ye Yumei as a wife, but he didn't finish his words, so he made a short scream, and his back was on his back.
Pour, a small stone, the hole wears his throat, and let him die on the spot.
In the air, there was a little bloody smell of blood. The robbers with a robbery with a pig knife finally set up their little life.
Summer was a bit unhappy. He stared at Ye Yumei: "Hey, how did you kill him? I'm boring, it's hard to find a guy who can play, you will be killed by you!"
Ye Yumei didn't say anything. After pulling up, she retreated 100 meters, sitting on a big stone, continued to meditate, but I didn't know if she was cultivating or controlling her emotions.
"It seems that I have to educate you well. Do you know that the killing is wrong? I tell you, here is not your hometown, you can't kill casually here, the killing here is going to jail ..." The summer began to start a lot
Education Ye Yumei, for a person who does not understand summer, he can feel normal to hear him saying these words. After all, he is right, but a person who knows the summer in the summer must be heard.
Will you want to kill him, this guy is embarrassed to say that the killing is not right?
Ye Yumei also wanted to seal the summer mouth. Is there still a few people who have killed this little bastard? How can he be shameless to this point?
After educating Ye Yumei, she found that Ye Yumei still had no response. It was a bit depressed in summer: "It's really a witch, it is only suitable for pushing down. It is better to push her directly to her."
"Hey, by the way, I suddenly think of things, you can be regarded as a cultivator. Now you are murdered by the cultivators of you, just happen to me, do you say I should catch you and close it into a small black house
Inside, do you hit you a thousand buttocks every day? "Summer thought for a while, and said, let alone say that it is strictly speaking. It is really a special group.
In the summer, it is the boss of this special group.
Unfortunately, Ye Yumei still doesn't speak. It seems that she intends to use silence to fight everything.
"It's wrong, it's dumb!" Summer is a bit depressed. Can't this dead woman say a few words with him?
Summer finally continued to move forward, and Ye Yumei still followed him a hundred meters behind him.
"Husband and husband, the fairy is here, you guess whether it is a big fairy or a small fairy ... husband and husband, fairy comes, guess whether it is a little fairy or a big fairy ..." The moving voice, in this empty mountain area, listen to
It's more crisp and pleasant.
Summer was dazed, what's going on, how did the little demon come from?
However, after a few seconds, he reacted. This was the ringtone of the mobile phone. Just before the day before yesterday, before he came to Qingfeng Mountain, the little fairy changed his phone ringtone.
This time the ringtone of the mobile phone was not completely canceled the ringtone of Qiao Xiaoqiao. The ringtone of the mobile phone was still there, but only Qiao Xiaoqiao called to hear the ringtone.
When the phone calls, the ringtones will be different. Xiao Xie Jing has collected everyone's voice, so now he basically only needs to listen to the ringtone, and he knows who made a call.
"Little fairy wife, do you have something to find me?" Summer answered the phone quickly and asked casually.
"Husband and husband, are you okay?" Xiao Mosques asked quite concerned.
"Of course, it's okay, what's wrong?" In summer, I think the problem of Xiaoba essence is a bit abrupt.
"Since it's okay, why did you go for a long time, how many kilometers did you go?" Xiaoshong said quickly.
"Oh, I'm walking." A serious answer in summer.
"Husband, you are so boring!" Xiao Fairy yawned, "Forget it, I'm boring, I'm going to play!"
"Wait!" In the summer, he shouted to the little fairy, "Wife, I'm really boring now, but I can only walk slowly, you can’t make me less boring?"
"Isn't there no way? Husband, don't you have a mobile phone? You can play games with your mobile phone!" Xiaoshigi said quickly.
"But I don't seem to play!" Summer is a bit depressed, and this is not his strength.
"Husband, you will play it yourself, the three -year -old child will be." Xiao Fairy yawned again, "Since you are okay, then I will hang up first!"
After the little fairy said, he hung up the phone, and he didn't call in the summer, and then he started thinking about mobile games while walking. After thinking about it for a long time, he finally found a thing that made him very depressed. The so -called three -year -old child was
The game that can be played, he didn't know how to play, and when he was about to call the little demon, he found a more depressed thing, the phone was out of power!
In fact, the phone is not the most depressed. The most depressed thing is that he can't charge now. It is not that he does not have a charger, but that there is no place to charge at all.
"It seems that I still have to go to Muyang County earlier!" Summer suddenly found that after living in the city for a few months, I started to be a bit uncomfortable with life without mobile phones.
Charging the phone right away, otherwise, if any wife is in a hurry to find him, what should I do?
Although he still wears a dark group of watches in his hand, not every wife can contact him in this way.
Thinking of this, in the summer, Yu Meimei shouted: "Hey, big hoe, we walked fast, go to Muyang County tonight to spend the night."
Xia said that he really accelerated his pace. Of course, he still did not add the speed to the fastest, so when he was dark, he arrived at Muyang County.
Although Yunqing was in Muyang County, he did not go to Yunqing immediately in summer, but came to Dongsheng Hotel first. He planned to open a room first.
"Give me a room." Summer said to the waiter.
Ye Yumei, who had never spoken, suddenly took a sentence at this time: "Two."
"As long as one." Said again in the summer.
"Two!" Ye Yumei said coldly.
The waiter was a little dizzy: "Sir, do you want one room or two rooms?"
"As long as I want a room, let's let her book a house by herself." Said in summer lazily, and then looked at Ye Yumei in a gloating look, "Hey, do you seem to have no money on your body?
"
Ye Yumei did not bring money on her body. She didn't even bring anything, but she also brought something in summer. At least in the eyes of others, a small travel bag was also put on in the summer, which could still put some clothes.
Ye Yumei finally didn't speak, but the waiter was even more dizzy. The two were too weird. Is it a couple?