text text_Chapter 261 I am neither a public nor a citizen
Summer is indeed quite boring. If his two wives don't come to accompany him, how can he not be bored?
Although Xia Tian was telling the truth, Miao Yong was shocked. I believe any policeman would feel shocked when hearing this reason. These days, when everyone sees the police, they try to stay away, and
It's really unbelievable that this guy took the initiative to trouble the police just because he was bored.
"Okay, are you bored?" Miao Yong also took out a pair of handcuffs, "I will take you to the criminal police team and have a good chat with you!"
"Although I'm bored, I don't want to talk to you." Xia Tian said lazily.
"Aren't you bored? Why don't you want to talk anymore?" Miao Yong said angrily.
"You are not a beauty, what should I talk to you about? Do you think I am as sick as you and like to chat with men?" Xia Tian looked at Miao Yong with contempt.
"Holy shit, you said I'm sick?" Miao Yong wanted to vomit blood. He also thought there was something wrong with this guy's brain.
Taking a step forward, Miao Yong held the handcuffs like handcuffs on Xia Tian's hands: "Don't want to talk now? But it's not up to you!"
"Click!" The handcuffs were successfully cuffed, but Miao Yong immediately felt something was wrong. He looked down and was stunned. Why did he handcuff himself?
Xia Tian shook his head and looked at Miao Yong with contempt: "I thought you were sick. Look, like him, you are also a masochist and like to cuff yourself with handcuffs."
"Brother Yong, this kid is weird!" the policeman who was handcuffed before couldn't help but said.
The last policeman also realized that something was wrong. He touched his right hand to his waist and prepared to draw his gun. But at this moment, he suddenly felt a huge force coming from his side. Driven by this force,
He involuntarily flew to one side quickly, and then hit the police car hard.
boom!
There was a loud noise, the police car was hit and shook a few times, and the poor policeman was naturally knocked unconscious.
"You, what did you do?" Miao Yong's expression changed this time. As a criminal police officer, he naturally has sharper reasoning ability than ordinary people. At this time, even if he is a fool, he understands what happened to them and what is happening in front of them.
This guy is concerned.
"It seems like I didn't do anything!" Xia Tian looked innocent.
"Hurry up and let us go!" Miao Yong shouted angrily, "We are from the Criminal Police Team of the County Public Security Bureau. My name is Miao Yong!"
"Oh, I'm from the criminal police team. My name is Xia Tian. Xia in spring, summer, autumn and winter is the best in the world." Xia Tian said with a smile, "Hey, if you tell me what you did at Sun Yunbing's house, maybe I will be very happy
I'm kind enough to help you open the handcuffs."
"We are investigating a case, and Sun Xinxin is a suspect. We are going to take Sun Xinxin back to the criminal police team for investigation. Now that I have made it clear, it's time for you to help us open the handcuffs, right?" Miao Yong said angrily.
"Oh, you are really here to trouble my wife!" Xia Tian said to himself.
"Sun Xinxin is your wife?" Miao Yong changed his color slightly.
"That's right." Xia Tian nodded.
"So, you are here to cause trouble for me on purpose?" Miao Yong also began to understand a little bit. It seems that this guy is not out of boredom, but is here to cause trouble.
"Have I ever caused any trouble for you?" Xia Tian looked very innocent, "Forget it, I still have to go for a walk. Where is your handcuff key? Let me open the handcuffs for you."
"Are you still willing to help us open the handcuffs?" Miao Yong was a little doubtful for a moment, why did this guy suddenly become so kind?
"I'm very helpful." Xia Tian said seriously.
Miao Yong had the urge to vomit blood, but he was still willing to help others? However, they had not yet entered the village, and no one had passed by for so long. Except for Xia Tian, they really couldn't find anyone to help.
"Then please do me a favor." He was under the eaves and had to lower his head. Miao Yong could only humbly say, "My key is in my trouser pocket."
Xia Tian successfully found the key and inserted it into the handcuffs, but the handcuffs did not open.
"What key? It broke all of a sudden." Xia Tian complained, then ran to another policeman, found the key, and continued to open the handcuffs. After a while, he continued to complain, "The key is so bad, it actually broke."
It’s broken again!”
Xia Tian clapped his hands and threw away the broken key: "It's not that I won't help you, it's because your key is broken. I'm leaving and going back to accompany my wife!"
Xia Tian walked and said to himself: "Help, help, the more you help, the busier you will be."
Miao Yong suddenly understood: "Fuck, did you do this on purpose?"
"I cured another idiot. I am worthy of being the number one miracle doctor in the world!" Xia Tian continued to walk slowly while continuing to talk to himself, "Hey, I really don't understand why some people are such idiots and think that I can help.
Is he here to arrest my wife?"
Hearing this, Miao Yongyang wanted to hit the car with his head. Damn, this bastard is so damn irritating!
"Boy, just wait for me!" Miao Yong shouted angrily. He had remembered the name Xia Tian!
However, Xia Tian had already walked far away and did not respond to his words at all.
"Brother Yong, call the captain for help quickly," another policeman reminded.
Although Miao Yong was very reluctant, in this situation, he really had no other option except asking for help. Fortunately, although his hands were handcuffed, he could barely find his cell phone. After struggling for a while, he finally dialed Yu
Incoming phone call.
When Xia Shiran walked back to Sun's house, Sun Xinxin was looking for him.
"Xia Tian, where have you been? It's time to have dinner." Sun Xinxin said hurriedly when she saw Xia Xia.
"I went shopping for a while and met a few policemen who said they were coming to arrest you." Xia Tian said with a smile.
"Ah?" Sun Xinxin was stunned, "What about them?"
"When they saw me, they took the initiative to handcuff themselves." Xia Tian chuckled, "That's the advantage of being too handsome. When they saw me, they felt inferior."
Sun Xinxin was speechless. She didn't believe that the police handcuffed her on their own.
"Don't worry about so much, let's eat first." Mu Han walked over.
"That's right, it's important to eat first." Xia Tian agreed.
Sun Xinxin was somewhat used to Xia Tian's chaos, so she wasn't too worried at the moment. Anyway, no matter what happened, Xia Tian would solve it. Besides, it was useless for her to worry because she couldn't help.
The dinner was not a sumptuous meal. Except for an old hen that was temporarily stewed, there were only some home-cooked dishes from the countryside. At the dinner table, Tian Su'e kept urging Xia Tian to eat vegetables. She was quite satisfied with her son-in-law. Not only did she treat her husband
He rescued them and quickly escaped from being kidnapped. How could she be dissatisfied with such a capable son-in-law?
And when Xia Tian finished most of the old hens by herself, Tian Su'e was even more satisfied. Being able to eat was a good thing. In her opinion, a man's good appetite meant he was in good health. If Xia Tian was in good health, he could take better care of her daughter.
As soon as the meal was finished, everyone heard a sound of police sirens approaching from far away. Within a moment, several police cars drove directly to the road outside Sun's house. The car doors opened quickly, and more than a dozen heavily armed police officers got out of the car.
, the leader was none other than Criminal Police Team Captain Yu Jin, and the one following Yu Jin was Miao Yong, who had just been fooled by Xia Tian.
Xia Tian had just walked out of it at this moment. As the saying goes, enemies are extremely jealous when they meet. When Miao Yong saw Xia Xia, not only was he jealous, but his face and neck were also red. He raised his hand and pointed at Xia Tian: "Captain, that's the kid, he claims to be
Sun Xinxin’s husband’s name is Xia Tian!”
Yu Jin frowned slightly. He had naturally learned about Miao Yong's previous encounters, but he was still a little doubtful. Is this guy named Xia really that powerful? If he really has such incredible abilities, what about the stone factory?
Could this incident be his masterpiece?
However, when he looked at Xia Tian, he found that he was just an ordinary-looking young man with nothing special about him.
"It's really him?" Yu Jin looked a little unbelievable.
"Hey, that man named Miao Yong, why are you here again?" Xia Tian had already greeted Miao Yong, still looking a little unhappy, "I said I don't like chatting with men, and you still bring so many men with you.
What are you doing here?"
"Boy, don't be proud, you will suffer later!" Miao Yong gritted his teeth and looked at Xia Tian. He really hated Xia Tian this time. You must know that his handcuffs were cut with pliers. The team members
So many people saw how embarrassed he was, and it would be a joke if word spread about it.
After hearing the conversation between the two, Yu Jin finally determined that this seemingly ordinary guy was Xia Xia who caused Miao Yong and the other two policemen in his team to suffer great losses.
"Xia Tian, I am Yu Jin from the Criminal Police Brigade of the County Public Security Bureau. This is my ID. You are suspected of a murder case. Now we are going to take you back to investigate. Please cooperate!" Yu Jin took out his ID and prepared to greet him first.
"Why should I cooperate with you? Am I familiar with you?" Xia Tian said angrily. There was only one police officer he was willing to cooperate with, and that was his policewoman sister and wife. He would not cooperate with other police officers.
"Cooperating with the public security agency's investigation is a citizen's duty. It doesn't matter whether we are familiar with him or not." Yu Jin said calmly.
"Oh, I'm not a citizen, so I don't have that obligation." Xia Tian said casually.
A group of police officers looked at each other. This guy's answer was too powerful. After so many years as police officers, they had never encountered anyone who would give such a reason to refuse the police investigation.
Yu Jin had a dark look on his face: "Why are you not a citizen anymore?"
"My surname is not Gong, nor am I called Min, so of course I am not a citizen."
Okay, don’t look for me.”
As soon as these words came out, the whole place was silent, but Mu Han couldn't help but sigh, in terms of the ability to mess around, this gangster is really the best in the world!