Chapter 221 The fish is so big that it cant fit in one pot
In the restaurant, there is singing and dancing, shadows are blurred, and the curtains everywhere are filled with fairy lights.
At the railings on the second and third floors, many middle-aged men and women were drinking and laughing, never looking at the scene below.
Actually;
There are many immortal soldiers walking on the street, and there are masters everywhere in the building.
Immortal consciousness fell on the square table. Once there was any change, thousands of streams of light would hit the chubby innate god directly.
This matter was not arranged by Wu Wu, but Liu Bairen and Pavilion Master Liu were behind it.
Among the small group of high-level officials in the Human Realm, disagreements inevitably arose about how to deal with the God of Sleep.
Looking at the wine table, it was a happy scene.
The chubby smiling face of the Sleep God is full of the word "survive". Even if there is nothing interesting to talk about in the scene, he can quickly heat up the scene.
Which innate god likes beauty, which innate god likes killing, which innate god has a stubborn character, and which innate god is careless? This God of Sleep speaks clearly and logically.
It really seems like that.
Wu Wang formed a bureau just to explore the background of Sleeping God.
Don't hold down the three major killer weapons for now, and let's see what useful information the God of Sleep can reveal.
"Fellow Taoist," Wu Wan tapped his fingers on the table and whispered, "To be honest, I am particularly interested in several powerful gods in your Heavenly Palace, and I have always had some doubts.
Then why can the Star God monopolize Beiye, but Da Siming and Shao Siming don't even have a fiefdom?"
"This is the previous agreement between the Star God and the Emperor of Heaven," the God of Sleep said with a smile, "As for what the agreement was, it is not something that little gods like us can know.
Speaking of Da Siming and Shao Siming, I was tricked by Da Siming this time."
Wu Wang answered: "Oh? How do you say it?"
"Wuwang... Taoist friend doesn't know something."
The God of Sleep sighed with emotion, and then began to murmur, telling the whole story of the canonization.
Initially, it was Shao Siming who went to the Emperor of Heaven to offer advice and seek reconciliation opportunities with the human realm before the war. The Emperor of Heaven listened to this strategy and summoned several ministers.
Wu Wan smiled and added: "The original will of the Emperor of Heaven has been sleeping. What will appear in the Heavenly Palace at this time is actually the will of the Emperor of Heaven entrusted to the avenue of order."
The God of Sleep was obviously stunned for a moment and muttered: "Good guy, how do you know this secret?"
"Ah, I met the Emperor of Heaven and he told me."
Wu Wan picked up the wine glass in front of him and took a sip.
Yi Bian Xiaojian, the Great Elder, and all the monks here naturally thought that Wu Wan was joking.
But the God of Sleep murmured to himself: "Will the Avenue of Order look for you? Are you a key link in maintaining the current order of heaven and earth? God of Spring, how disrespectful."
Wu laughed and said: "It's just a joke, His Majesty just mentioned this matter.
However, Taoist fellows did not deny it, indicating that the person calling the shots in the Heavenly Palace at this time was the Avenue of Order itself.
This is quite important news.”
[Strategy to attack the heart - make the God of Sleep mistakenly think that important secrets have been revealed, thereby lowering the God of Sleep's inner defense. 】
Unexpectedly, the God of Sleep showed a bit of a silly smile: "I am the God of Sleep, and my biggest role is to help some innate gods with impatient tempers sleep. Who knows these things.
Let’s drink and drink, and let’s continue talking about this incident.”
"Fellow Taoist, please speak."
Wu Wan said with a smile and ordered another round of food and drinks.
The God of Sleep picked up the wine glass and took a sip of the fairy brew. He let out a long "ha" and continued to pour the bitter water in his belly.
After Shao Siming offered his advice, the Emperor of Heaven summoned several ministers to discuss reconciliation with the human realm, to confer Shennong as the God of Fire, and to allow him to live forever and become the true God of Fire. The condition was to return the Great Way of Fire to order.
At the very beginning, Shao Siming proposed that the Avenue of Fire could be like the Avenue of Stars and the Avenue of Heavenly Punishments, maintaining relative independence and not being bound by the Heavenly Palace, so that the human realm could feel at ease.
After all, what Tiangong wants is for the Avenue of Fire to complete the seal of heaven and earth and eliminate the possibility of the return of the Candle Dragon God System.
But as they discussed it, the taste changed.
"It's the big commander who is stirring up trouble," the God of Sleep sighed, "I also listened to what God said.
Da Siming said at the time that the harm to the human realm was greater than that of a candle dragon. He also said that the provocation of living beings to divine authority would completely destroy the current order of heaven and earth.
Once the Heavenly Palace loses its suppression of living beings, the living beings will gradually perish in internal fighting, and the world will usher in death."
Taoist Xiaojian frowned and said: "This great commander is serious..."
"Then?" Wu Wan urged.
The God of Sleep's eyes were a little blurry and he sighed:
"Then, Young Siming and Da Siming had a big argument in front of the Emperor of Heaven, and half of the Heavenly Palace felt the confrontation between the two avenues.
The Avenue of Order suppressed them, and the Emperor of Heaven decided to decree and canonize the Human Realm as the Human Emperor.
Then Da Siming became interested. He insisted that he should send Zhengshen to declare the decree, so that it would appear that the Heavenly Palace paid enough attention to this matter.
Shao Si Ming is a good god. He said that when the innate god comes to the human realm, he will be torn apart, and the heavenly palace will suffer more losses. This peace talk will definitely end in nothing.
The two gods are at each other's throats, and they have never been so quarrelsome as brother and sister."
Wu smiled and said: "Then the Emperor of Heaven adopted Da Siming's suggestion on this point."
"Yes," the God of Sleep smiled, but his smile was a little stiff, "After that, the fifteen righteous gods with the lowest merits in the Heavenly Palace will draw lots, and I will be lucky, hehehe..."
"Drawing lots?"
The great elder was astonished at the side, "Such an important thing, actually!"
The God of Sleep sighed quietly, and then said:
"I have said so much, but I actually want to tell you that I am really one of the most useless gods in the Heavenly Palace; even gods like Fengchun who were canonized later in life are a little better than me.
Like how to make a large group of masters fall asleep, I really can't use this magical power.
The strength of the innate gods lies in the distance between the great avenue and the origin of heaven and earth. The purer the great avenue, the stronger the spirit will be.
My dream path is one of the hundred paths that serve the living beings derived from the birth of the living beings' path.
My profound truth is very simple.
【When you are tired, you need to rest.】
I...Oh! It’s all in this glass of wine!”
The God of Sleep raised his head and drank the wine in one gulp. His eyes shone with tears and he whispered:
"It's so hard for me."
Wu Wan:......
The performance traces are slightly heavy.
If that's the case, don't blame him for being cruel.
Please kill!
"Fellow Taoist, it's really difficult for you. I didn't expect that being a god in the Heavenly Palace would be so frustrating. Today we don't care about anything else... Taoist Brother Xiaojian, let all the masters retreat.
This God of Sleep has already said this, if we push him again, will he still have any empathy?"
With a soft thud, Wu Wan took out a large light yellow gourd, with the sound of running water inside.
"Fellow Taoist... No, sleeping brother, I will have a nice drink with you today."
Seeing this, the God of Sleep hurriedly said: "I'm laughing, I'm laughing, I'm so sorry, I said it so affectionately at the moment, I made you laugh, brother Fengchun."
"Taste this."
Wu Wan pulled out the stopper of the gourd, and a strange aroma filled the air. With a flick of his finger, a stream of clear liquid flew into the cup in front of the God of Sleep.
Wu laughed and said:
"This wine is unique in the human realm, and I have never shared it with anyone.
This was the reward given by His Majesty that year when I solved the case of Qiongqi sneaking into the Renhuang Pavilion and took down the fourth main palace of the Ten Fierce Palaces.
The wine brewed by His Majesty the Emperor himself, the wine of the great road!
Ask Dao Brother Xiaojian and the Great Elder if they have tasted it?"
The two shook their heads for a while, and then looked longingly at the wine glass in front of the God of Sleep.
"Wine made by the Emperor?"
Sleep God's eyes lit up, he picked it up and smelled it, and his fair face began to turn red.
He murmured: "What a good wine! It's such a good wine. It's rare to see such a wine in heaven."
"Come," Wu Wan poured himself a glass and invited him to drink, "let's drink from this cup."
The corners of Sleep God's mouth twitched slightly, and he muttered: "Really want to drink?"
"I really want to drink."
"Must drink?"
Wu smiled and said: "If you have wine today, you will get drunk now. Don't live too tiredly!"
"In your human realm, you really have all kinds of ways to induce people to drink."
The God of Sleep closed his eyes and drank the wine in front of him in one gulp. A Taoist charm spread around him, but it couldn't be fake at all.
Wu Wan stretched out his finger and filled another cup. The sleeping god burped and began to fidget with his hair.
In this way, after three or five glasses of wine, the eyes of the Sleeping God became... extremely bright!
Wu Wan also kept raising his hands to support his forehead.
But after drinking this wine with Senior Shen Nong, he became fashionable and kept his sense.
My head just started to hurt.
And unknowingly, the second 'killing weapon' has appeared.
An old woman sat behind the screen, lowering her head and stroking the strings of the piano, while wisps of Taoist rhyme wrapped around the people on the table.
Xuannv Sect, Supreme Elder.
Such one or two killing weapons are combined with the third killing weapon - the method of wandering the mind, the original intention, and the original intention;
Wu Wan didn't believe it. He couldn't pry open the mouth of this sleeping god today.
Don't rush to ask some sensitive questions now. You're still sober at this moment, and you'll be full of energy after drinking.
Wu Wan was jealous and asked in a low voice: "Brother Sleeping, tell me, is Shao Siming really innocent or is he just pretending?"
"She, she is just a stupid girl, she doesn't even know she is being used by her brother."
The God of Sleep sneered, picked up a handful of spiritual fruit melon seeds, and kneaded them in his hand. His tone of voice was a hundred times tougher than before.
He said:
"The avenue of life was originally too powerful, so it was divided into two. There were two avenues of longevity and reproduction, and then two gods were born.
The Emperor of Heaven has long predicted that the avenues of life will reunite again. The problem now is that the avenue of death has not yet reached a point where it can rival the avenue of life.
The God of Death has been replaced several times, and every time it collapses, unable to bear the pain of death of living beings. This god that is supposed to be the trump card of the Heavenly Palace is always useless.
In fact, the gods related to living beings themselves are prone to collapse.
Da Siming and Shao Siming have already shown signs of this.
However, Da Siming has been messing around since ancient times, and he suffered backlash;
Shao Siming was actually affected, but the backlash she received from the Way of Propagation was beautiful and sweet, so her character became more and more gentle.
The first innate god to be soft-hearted is Shao Siming.
She is really simple.
This time when she went to offer advice, she simply felt distressed that no one would be killed or injured in the war.
Shao Siming loves living things because she really loves living beings."
"So that's what it is."
Wu Wan rubbed his red nose and chuckled: "Don't tell me, Shao Siming is very handsome..."
"Smart, aren't you? Beautiful, aren't you?
Hahaha! You haven’t seen her true appearance yet. What she really looks like is her long silver hair, her appearance, and her temperament!”
The God of Sleep ate melon seeds, winked at Wu Wan, and then smiled:
"But don't think about it, it's too far off."
Ming She frowned and said, "How did you know!"
Wu Wang scolded: "Shut up, why are you talking to Sleeping Brother?"
Almost ruined the event!
Snake immediately shut up and said nothing.
The God of Sleep, who had previously shown great fear of the Snake, now looked up and down at the Snake with no scruples, and even showed a slight sneer.
"Controlled by a divine curse? The fierce god is really useless. What's the use of having divine power? There is no way to rely on it."
Ming She got angry when he heard this, but Wu Wan scolded him several times, so he could only lower his head to suppress his anger.
——At this moment, she was unknowingly affected by the sound of the piano, and her mood was very unstable.
The God of Sleep was still muttering next to him: "Yes, yes, that's how you want to be trained. Where did you get this curse?"
"Our Majesty gave it to us."
Wu Wang grinned and muttered: "If you say something disrespectful, our Majesty will really trick me. I'm just like a brick, I can move it wherever I need it.
Come, drink!”
The God of Sleep clinked the wine glass with Wu Wan, then frowned and said, "Drink...do you look down on me if you don't drink all the wine?"
While talking, I drank two or three glasses of wine.
Wu Wan continued to complain about his difficulties, fighting against the Ten Fierce Palaces, the Fierce Gods, and Da Si Ming, and he also had to work as a carpenter to prune the big tree in the Human Domain.
The God of Sleep burped and said with a smile: "Have you been taken advantage of?"
"You can't say that," Wu Wan showed an implicit smile.
"Why are you being cowardly? Just say it," said the God of Sleep with a big wave of his hand, "We all work for these powerful gods, who cares about our feelings? Look, the Emperor of Heaven, the Candle Dragon of Heaven, the Human Emperor of Human Realm,
They're all the same at heart.
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Brother, it’s not like I’m an elder brother and I don’t mention you... all of this is useless, you know?
If you want to live a long life, if you want to live a long life, you must learn one thing."
Wu Wan muttered: "Is this your life?"
"No, no, no, it's fishing."
The God of Sleep chuckled, his fat, fair and beardless face full of lust. He leaned forward and whispered to Wu Wan, "Brother, do you know when and where I came from fishing?"
"Just from the beginning of the Heavenly Palace's establishment," Wu Huan pretended not to take it seriously.
"Tiangong, that's nothing! Hahahahahahaha!"
The God of Sleep laughed loudly and whispered: "Counting forward, there are three generations of gods. When the innate gods first appeared in this world, brother, I was the one!"
The chubby hand made a gesture of two.
"Bragging, you are the second born innate god?"
The God of Sleep was dissatisfied: "Why are you bragging? I was born in the second batch! In terms of seniority, I am the same generation as Emperor Kuang!"
Taoist Xiaojian's eyes widened and he almost drew his sword.
This God of Sleep had previously said that he was born after the birth of living beings; and before the birth of living beings, there had been several generations of gods, and the innate gods were constantly changing.
If what he said is true!
The God of Sleep chuckled, looking at Wu Wan's disbelief, and continued:
"I'm telling you this, really, what's the use of working for them?
Let’s just say that the most powerful god I followed first, his ultimate avenue is to return the world to chaos, then create the ruins, and then re-establish the avenue from the ruins.
Then, he was defeated by the will of order.
In fact, looking forward from this point on, most of the divine battles... hiccup! It was all about order finally defeating chaos. Otherwise, there would be no such prosperous scene as today.
The second most powerful god I followed, his ultimate path was to walk out of this world, that is, to completely cut off his connection with this world, and then he committed suicide.
From then on, bro, I figured it out.
Whatever is imaginary is imaginary!
These people who left earlier than you and are stronger than you, if they want you to work for them, they will first draw you a cake and make some promises, and then kick us away when we are no longer valuable.
Picture what?
Since the Third Age of Gods, brother, I have hidden myself in a place where no one can find me.
Then I can't hide it completely. If you don't communicate with other gods for too long, your consciousness will fall into silence. In the future, when you reach a higher level, you will understand that the Great Dao has the power to assimilate the innate gods.
So I found this path and placed my consciousness here.
Hehehe, I endured three gods, three whole gods, without telling other gods this secret.
But I’m so suffocated!
Come drink!
I met you today, my brother, and we talked in harmony, otherwise I would have told you this?
me……"
The God of Sleep paused for a moment, opened his mouth, raised his head, and looked at Wu Wan, who was smiling but not smiling.
The next moment, he stood up and a large number of masters immediately appeared around him.
The god said anxiously:
"I...I was just joking when I was drunk, don't take it seriously...
No, our routine is so deep? Wuwangzi, Fengchun Shen! You!
Then stop playing the piano! You, there’s something wrong with your wine!”
Wu Wan calmly placed the photo-taking orb in his hand into the palm of the great elder, looked at the sleeping god with a stern expression, and said with a smile: "That's it, keep drinking."
"Why should I!"
The God of Sleep raised his hands to cover his eyes, slowly squatted down, then stood up again and sat back to his original position.
He drank a glass of Taoist wine, gritted his teeth and said: "Drink! Anyway, I don't want to hang out in the Tiangong anymore. There is something wrong with this big commander, and Zhulong is coming back soon. Leave early and get out!"