This guy is too serious Chapter 3 Tutoring [Thanks to the pure natural yin and yang fish of Baiyin Dameng and La La La 222222 for their strong support! 】
Chapter 3 Tutoring [Thanks to the pure natural yin and yang fish of Baiyin Dameng and La La La 222222 for their strong support! 】
grass, a plant.
Neither can women from the human realm.
The next day, in front of the tent, Wu Wang was sitting on a pony on a slightly higher hillside, with his hands in his hair, his expression indescribably depressed.
I always feel like I’m being targeted!
This thief... the lovely God gave him a handsome appearance, an outstanding talent for cultivation, and the identity of the young master of a big clan, but took away the qualification to have contact with the opposite sex!
If you have physical contact with a woman, even through clothing, as long as you feel the touch, your vision will immediately turn black and your mind will be lost.
Self-chosen scientific name: [female narcolepsy].
Wu Wan suddenly began to envy the male cultivator he sent away.
Although the other party is a little less qualified, a little less perseverant, has little responsibility, and is quite short-sighted, it is difficult to achieve anything in practice;
But at least they are normal.
A little sunlight shone, Wu Wan raised his head and looked at the light blue sky, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
He probably, maybe, maybe, vaguely knows where the problem lies.
What else happened when you were seven or eight years old?
I started to study the Star Prayer Technique out of curiosity. When the symptoms of this strange disease appeared, my understanding of the Star Prayer Technique happened to have a major breakthrough, and I sensed the origin of the star power.
But why?
What is the specific principle?
Wu Wang searched for a long time without any results.
Besides, there are thousands of priests in this clan who can go to the battlefield, and there is nothing wrong with them. One star priest has given birth to nine children, and he also won the honorary title of "Zhen Neng Sheng" of the tribe.
He began to suspect that the strange disease was caused by praying for stars, so he immediately went to find his enlightenment teacher for praying for stars, the leader of praying for stars in the clan - his own grandmother in this life.
Of course, it doesn’t matter whether you are intimate or not, what is important is that you are professional enough.
Moreover, Wu Wan has no way to have contact with the opposite sex, and his grandmother is the one who is most anxious. If he is not careful, the leader of their Bear Hug tribe will be completely wiped out!
However, after trying every method and exhausting more than a dozen of the most powerful priests in the clan, they still could not find the root cause of this strange disease. Grandma could only attribute this strange disease to the 'blessing of the gods'.
The news that Wu Wang had some kind of strange disease was now controlled within a very small range.
——For the stability of the tribe, the successor of the patriarch can be mediocre, but it must not be so strange.
But as Wu Wan grew older, all the beautiful unmarried girls in the clan had prepared their own "faint sticks", ready to contribute an understatement to the young master's pre-marital life.
Wu Wan didn't know how long he could hide.
Moreover, he is a very traditional man and respects the traditions of his clan very much. If it is not a strange disease, he does not want to hide from such traditional beauty.
"Hey~ Young Master~"
A girl's sweet call came from the distance. Wu Wan followed the voice and his mood suddenly improved.
Several girls wearing leopard print skirts and leather tops were holding water basins and waving vigorously at the bottom of the gentle slope.
The sun is just right, and their healthy skin is shining with a smooth luster. Because the aura is moisturizing, their generally "pretty" faces are full of youthfulness, especially those who like to ride wolves and gallop on the grassland. Most of them have slender legs.
, and the wasp waist hanging with mermaid thread...
Wu Wan was crying in his heart, he was crying!
However, he still kept a gentle smile on his face and nodded slightly to the girls, causing a burst of happy cheers.
After the girls leave.
"well."
Wu Wang sighed dejectedly and began to adjust his mentality.
There will always be a way.
There is no end to the man's path. He has managed to live this life. If he can't overcome this problem, then there will be no talk of smiling in the future.
Research and development has already begun, so stay alert!
A few bubbles appeared behind Wu Huan's head, and a not-so-complex mechanical structure emerged inside, similar to the shampoo bed in his previous life. He could lie on it, and ice water continued to flow out of the wooden barrel suspended directly above him, nourishing him.
Face.
that is……
To maintain an excited state in this state does require a period of arduous adaptive practice.
Time waits for no one.
Although the human race in the wilderness world has a longer life span, they only reach adulthood at twenty years old.
The problem of continuing the family line must be solved, not only because of my own greed for pleasure, but also for the sake of this clan and tribe!
Well, for the tribe!
"Young... Young Master?"
There was a slight shout from behind, Wu Wan turned his head and looked, and his eyes lit up.
When she was rescued yesterday, this female cultivator from the human realm was dusty with work, her face was tired, and she didn't pay much attention to her. Now she had a night's rest, simply dressed up, and she looked like a completely different person.
The red hairpin lay horizontally with the green silk ribbon, and the willow leaves curved the eyebrows with autumn in them.
There is a bit of natural warmth on her face, a slight blush on Yu Ning's skin, her facial features are exquisite, her neck is slender, and there is no flaw from her forehead to her collarbone. Her figure, which is slightly tall due to its slenderness, can easily attract people's attention.
She still remembered what happened yesterday. Seeing that Wu Wan had been depressed for a long time after waking up, she couldn't help but look forward.
This young master is so pitiful, at such a young age...
"Yeah," Wu Wan responded, retracting his gaze from sizing her up, taking out a small horsetail from the leather bag around his waist, and threw it to a safe location half a foot away.
"Let's sit down and talk."
"Okay," Lin Suqing agreed, gathered up her skirt, put her legs together, and sat on the pony somewhat unaccustomedly.
Wu Wang said: "You can also meditate."
"That's good," Lin Su gently raised her hand to smooth the hair beside her ears, "Young Master, are you okay?"
"Don't mention it."
"Well, let's not mention it," Lin Su blinked and asked in a low voice, "Did something go wrong in practice?"
Wu Wan did not answer, but just snapped his fingers, and two guards on the side carried a lounge chair covered with precious furs, and brought over a huge parasol made of furs.
Another guard brought a wooden barrel half filled with water, with seven or eight wine jars soaked in it.
Wu Wan shook the middle finger of his right hand in the barrel, and a layer of ice suddenly floated inside.
Ah, life.
That is to say, lying down in an ordinary way, having fun in an ordinary way, being exposed to ordinary sunshine, and being drunk in an ordinary way.
"Is the wind direction wrong?"
Wu Huan muttered, and immediately a guard beside him lowered his head and ran away. Two priests wearing cloaks and holding crystal balls jumped out of the grass in the distance and chanted a series of strange tones.
Soon, a gentle breeze blew from the direction of the snow-capped mountains, not giving the scorching sun a chance to shine on the grassland, but bringing a touch of coolness to the hillside.
Lin Suqing:......
"What's your name?" Wu Wan suddenly asked.
Lin Suqing hurriedly replied: "Suqing."
“So ordinary.”
"this……"
"Master, how many years have you been practicing and how old are you? Please introduce yourself."
Wu Wang said calmly: "You will stay with me for the next six years, and I will give you corresponding rewards. What you have to do is not to take off your clothes, but to help me verify some theories on cultivation and help me by the way."
Detailed introduction to the situation in the human domain.”
Lin Suqing thought briefly and whispered:
"I have been a disciple of Qingfeng Wangyue Sect since I was a child. I have been practicing with Master Zuodong for more than thirty years. Although there are not many monks in the sect, everyone respects and helps each other and walks the path of immortality together."
Wu Wang nodded and concluded: "I am from an ordinary small sect, with mediocre qualifications. I am now in my forties."
Lin Suqing's forehead was instantly covered with black lines, and she hurriedly said: "As long as I enter the Dan Condensation Realm, I can live for a thousand years, and my forties will be nothing more than..."
Wu Wan showed a somewhat gentle smile, nodded with a smile, and said "hmm" and "hmm".
Lin Suqing curled her lips, turned her head silently, and tried to smooth out the cross tendons on her forehead.
Damn it, why are you so annoying!
"By the way," Wu Wang stabbed him calmly, "Your junior brother and junior sister left overnight, and by luck, a large ship from the human domain happened to pass by.
Judging from your junior brother's appearance, if the ship is delayed, he can carry it."
Lin Suqing's body fell into the shadow, and she raised her left hand feebly, but had nowhere to put it, so she could only hold on to her right arm.
"Funny, right?"
She murmured to herself.
Wu Wang just wanted to say a few words of comfort, after all, this was the 'tutor' he would rely on in the future, but before he could speak, he heard Lin Suqing sneer.
"I have been practicing for decades and have achieved nothing. My junior brother who taught me for more than ten years has left me. My master has been seriously injured and no one cares about me."
She raised her head, with tears in her eyes and a cry on her lips:
"I'm really bad, right?"
"this……"
"Isn't it bad to be in your forties when you are still in the middle stage of your return to the Yuan Dynasty?"
"Um……"
“You’ve been studying alchemy for more than ten years and you’re still terrible at blasting furnaces, right?”
"If the new junior sister doesn't have spiritual energy, it's bad, right?"
"You have to do everything by yourself, and you won't act coquettishly with your junior brother, making him feel a little restricted, which is also very bad, isn't it?"
"Wow - I'm just an ordinary female monk, so bad!"
"Mom, I'm sorry for you. I should have listened to you and found someone to marry in the secular world. Why do I have to cultivate immortality and become a Taoist!"
Seeing the female cultivator covering her face and crying in front of her, Wu Wan was also a little at a loss.
By the way, there is no systematic cultivation method in the human realm. Cultivation of immortals requires a stable Taoist mind, while cultivating demons emphasizes the pursuit of the true nature. This eldest sister, no, why is this aunt's Taoist heart so fragile?
Wu Wan turned his head and looked around, found a guard who looked pretty good-looking and a little younger, and said:
"Come here, let her feel the manliness and give her some comfort."
The guard suddenly pursed his lips and frowned, his face turned pale, and he whispered:
"Young Master, no one wants her, I'm married."
Lin Suqing's crying stopped abruptly. She tilted her head, and a wisp of white smoke floated out of the corner of her mouth, which condensed into a small soul. She muttered words such as 'I'd better cut off my heart'.
Wu Wan almost laughed out loud.
"You're actually pretty good," Wu Wang said slowly, "There aren't that many geniuses in the world, maybe you're just in the accumulation stage now.
We are all ordinary people, we just have different areas of expertise.
For example, just now, when you walked out of the tent, I couldn't take my eyes away and thought you were quite beautiful."
Lin Suqing's lips trembled: "Young Master..."
"keep distance."
Wu Wang raised his hand and made a gesture of rejection, "I'll take you for a walk on the grassland in the afternoon to relax and unwind. I will help you plan my lessons tonight."
"course?"
"Yes," Wu Wang nodded seriously, "It can be a method of cultivation, if your sect's rules don't restrict it.
It can also be music, clothing, etiquette, or even the local customs and customs you have seen and known, and some gossip news about various practicing sects in the human domain.
I need your knowledge and insight."
"Young Master, do you want to go to the human realm?" Lin Suqing asked softly.
"maybe."
Wu Wan looked toward the horizon of the grassland, his voice becoming more and more dreamy.
"For the time being, I am still the only young master here, and I need to be responsible for the people who trust me.
But if the time comes, I will definitely go to the human realm to see it."
There were little stars shining in his eyes, and Lin Suqing's eyes were so dazzling.
Wu Wang said firmly:
"I must find a way to solve this strange disease in my body!"
"Little Lord……"
"Spoil him for a few years before getting married!"
"Ahem! Ahem!"
Lin Suqing covered her chest and coughed. The guards next to her cast admiring glances at Wu Wan.
This is the style of the future leader of their family.