Let me explain: the number of words in the update is not very large. Fortunately, no one has scolded me yet. However, the urban category is no better than others. In other scenes, fighting descriptions can take up a large part of the words. A fight can be hundreds of words or even tens of thousands of words~~~
I also try to keep the dialogues as concise as possible, so there are not too many words in each chapter, not too many plots and not too little...
PS: I have read everyone’s reviews of the book. Some people say that the plot is a bit vulgar, so let’s just leave it vulgar. Haha, this is not a mystery novel anyway, so it’s okay to be guessed. And if you look carefully, I didn’t delay writing it.
What I will write is all what I thought should be written after careful consideration... Haha, I just created a happy entertainment novel for everyone~~——
Hai Ruo helped tidy up the bedroom. When he saw Tianqiu staring at him, he couldn't help but laughed and said, "How dare you say that this place is not a doghouse?"
Tianqiu nodded and said seriously: "I just lack a Mrs. Yazhai here. I wonder if Miss Hairuo is interested in joining?"
"What a beautiful idea you have!" Hai Ruo curled her lips.
"It's okay to make a temporary cameo. Anyway, I'm a gentleman and I won't do anything to you." Tian Qiu couldn't help but reveal a lustful smile as he spoke.
Hairuo punched him and said, "Hurry up, we are going out."
"Yes, yes." Tianqiu nodded in agreement: "There is no formality in our dating. We are always engaged in underground revolution. It seems that we haven't officially gone shopping yet!"
"Who is dating you and going shopping?" Hai Ruo smiled and shook his head, "I want to take you to choose clothes and dress you up, so you can't lose my face."
"Whose face? Hehe..." Tianqiu smiled a little maliciously, "You say that as if I am yours! But it doesn't matter, you just need to give me a symbolic ten or eight yuan."
I'm keeping you, I don't mind being a little wolfdog..."
"You are really shameless! You can say such things." Hai Ruo shook his head and sighed, looking helpless, and used this to cover up the embarrassment of saying the wrong thing.
"Let's go, baby, I want to see how you look, but I guess you can't change me into a rich person." Tianqiu cleverly grabbed Hai Ruo's hand and pulled her outside.
Walk.
"Don't scream, or I'll beat you up!" Hai Ruo only paid attention to Tianchou's words and didn't notice that his hand was being held by him. "I'm not trying to change you into a rich man, I just want you to understand the etiquette of formal occasions.
and clothing.”
After going all the way downstairs, Hai Ruo realized that her hand had been held by Tianqiu. Her heartbeat suddenly accelerated. At the same time, she couldn't help but wonder why it felt so natural to her.
She gently pulled out her hand and drove Tianqiu away. She did not drive fast and the car moved forward slowly. She explained to Tianqiu the etiquette of attending a formal cocktail party and some matters that required special attention.
"I will pay for the clothes, ties and other things later, and you can pay them back to me when you have money." Hai Ruo suddenly remembered that Tianqiu was poor and had basically no money, so at this time he took him to see those high-end
He would definitely not buy the clothes, so he quickly dispelled his concerns in advance.
"Does this count as supporting me?" Tianqiu smiled a bit cheaply.
"Don't use such disgusting words." Hai Ruo said a little unhappy, "Do friends have to worry so much? Besides, you have to pay it back."
"Yes, there shouldn't be so much fuss between boyfriends and girlfriends. I'll use yours first, and then I'll hand over my salary." Tianqiu nodded and ignored Hai Ruo's eye roll. He thought of another question in his mind.
Although using her money is suspected of being a softie, it just shows that the relationship between the two has begun to be unusual. Refusal is tantamount to cutting off one's own opportunities. Besides, 'paying back the money' in the future is also a good excuse for dating.
When they appeared in front of a famous brand store in a high-end sports car, they attracted a lot of attention, and everyone secretly praised their perfect match.
Hairuo took him to a brand-name store that sold men's clothing and helped him choose clothes. Tianqiu was a little dumbfounded. He had no money before, and the clothes he bought were not expensive. To be precise, it was because he had to go to work tomorrow.
After I became an assistant to the general manager, I bought more decent clothes. Although I have a lot of money now, as a "nouveau riche", I am not used to visiting brand stores.
"Heaven - hatred?"
When Tianqiu heard someone calling him, he looked back and saw a beautiful woman standing behind, staring at him.
"Ayun, it's you? What a coincidence." This is one of his previous girlfriends, whom he hasn't seen for a long time. Now that Hai Ruo is here, Tianqiu is a little embarrassed.
The woman named Ayun looked at Tianqiu up and down, and said with emotion: "You are doing well, are you here to sell clothes in a place like this?"
Tianqiu was stunned, and suddenly realized that she thought she worked here! She even felt a little embarrassed. In her opinion, with Tianqiu's level, being able to work here is already a great thing.
Before Tianqiu could explain, a man in his thirties walked up to Ayun and said, "Yun, have you met a friend?"
Ayun did not say that Tianqiu was her former boyfriend, but just smiled and said: "A friend I haven't seen for a long time, Tianqiu, this is my husband."
As she spoke, she reached out to hold the man's arm, raised her face and said with a smile: "How about we buy it here? It can also increase the sales volume for my friend!"
Ayun caught a glimpse of Tianqiu's embarrassed look, and felt very happy in her heart. You didn't want me back then, and now I'm looking for someone who is ten times better than you! She said with a hint of ridicule: "Tianqiu, will you come with us to see him?"
Tianqiu suddenly found it very funny. She used to love me to death, but now she wants to tell me directly that her husband is much better than me, woman!
"Aqiu, I think this one suits you very well. How about you try it on first?" Hairuo had already noticed that something was wrong with Tianqiu, but she was not very clear about the situation, so she brought a piece of clothing over and said, watching her words and expressions at the same time.
Pay attention to the situation.
Tianqiu saw that Hairuo was very considerate to him and shouted a little more affectionately in front of others. He couldn't help but secretly feel grateful and finally got through. "Ayun, we also want to buy something. You can see for yourselves."
Seeing the stunningly beautiful Hairuo suddenly appearing next to Tianqiu, not only did Ayun's husband's eyes widen, Ayun also felt ashamed of herself. She was very surprised how Tianqiu could pick up such a beautiful and noble girl.
Although Hai Ruo has no emotional experience of her own, she has rich social experience and quickly saw the clue. This girl may be Tianqiu's former girlfriend!
Although she felt a little uncomfortable, she still had to point her gun outward at this time, so she gently held Tianqiu's arm, smiled softly, "I'm sorry." Then she turned around and pulled Tianqiu away.
Tianqiu smiled and said nothing.
Ayun, on the other hand, said sarcastically in a low voice, a little sullenly: "Not bad, I changed my career to be a pretty boy and hooked up with a rich woman!"
Tianqiu was furious and secretly called you a 'mosquito bag'. Do you want me to stimulate you in front of your husband? Without my efforts, would your 'Taiping' figure be able to upgrade to the level of plumpness you are now? Think about it for a moment
, he finally tried his best to endure it, and he couldn't be rude in front of Hai Ruo!
The so-called 'mosquito bag' is a breast level that is used by friends like Tian Qiu and Zhang Yulin to evaluate a girl's figure. D, E, and F cups are all "turbulent" people with proud figures, and C and B levels are also considered to be medium-sized.
, A is a little smaller, but it is still within the range recognized by most people. Those below level A are generally regarded as 'Princess of Peace', 'Airport' and the like.
Tianqiu and the others never say that people are flat-chested, and the classification is even stricter. Those below A are called 'Xiao Long Bao', and the smaller ones are called 'Microwave Ovens', and the smaller ones are called 'Wangzi Steamed Buns' and 'Pushtacks'
, this is already very sad, and what is even worse is the "mosquito bag", which means that it is like being bitten by a mosquito on each side of the chest... How big a bite can a mosquito bite?
There are also levels of roughness, such as 'hamburger', bigger 'Big Mac', bigger 'orange', 'grapefruit', 'coconut', 'bowling ball', etc.
When Ah Yun first met Tian Qiu, her figure was shriveled up, but when they broke up, she was completely different.
"Ex-girlfriend?" Hai Ruo asked casually after leaving the two of them.
Tianqiu smiled bitterly, "That's right, it happened a long time ago."
Hai Ruo stared at him and said, "Are you excited?"
"No, I'm very happy that she found a capable husband. I'm just a little angry that she wanted to deliberately ridicule me."
"You must have hurt people's hearts before." Hai Ruo said quietly, glanced at him, and turned to his clothes.
Tianqiu shrugged his shoulders, knowing that talking about this issue would definitely not do him any good, so he quickly asked for advice on clothing issues.
Hairuo had taken such a course before, so she helped Tianqiu choose suitable clothes, but she didn't buy anything herself because she had a lot of dresses at home.
Tianqiu finally encouraged her to buy another set of clothes. Hairuo didn't have any objections. Since she was ready to pay, she didn't care much about the price. Who knew that when checking out, Tianqiu threw a card first.
Hai Ruo thought that the money in his card was not enough to pay the bill, but who knew he didn't hear the cashier say that there was not enough money!
"Where did you get so much money?" Hai Ruo asked in a low voice.
Tianqiu said with a smile: "My wife, I just want to buy you some more clothes today."
"Don't be so arrogant with money, your income is not high!" Hai Ruo frowned and said with a straight face.
"I understand, Mr. LP, I will definitely ask for approval next time! My wife would have saved it."
Seeing Tianqiu's glib tone, Hairuo wanted to teach him a lesson, but since this was a public place, he had no choice but to give up.
When the two of them separated, Tianqiu told Hai Ruo one thing, that is, during the reception, he should not wear sexy low-cut, backless or other evening dresses! He didn't want the beauty's beautiful body to be admired by everyone.