I woke up the fat man who was sleeping like a pig, and then we stood naked next to the bed.
The policeman looked at the tattered clothes on the ground and the claw marks on our bodies, and asked if we had a fight last night. I shook my head and said no, but then nodded and said yes. He asked whether it was yes or no.
No, I said with a smile, "I was just playing around out of boredom last night." Then I pouted at us as if I was crazy.
There was no way, last night I had a fight with a cat ghost, and my clothes were torn to the point that I couldn't wear them anymore, but it was impossible to tell him that I was fighting a ghost, so I had to tell a little lie.
When he led us out of the prison cell, many gangsters who had been imprisoned surrounded the other rooms, leaning against the security door, all staring at us fiercely.
"Huang Mao, was that boy the one who brought down six of you by himself?"
"Yes, that's him."
"Where does he hang out? I'll try him twice some other day to let him know what it means to be powerful."
"Shh, Brother Long, speak softly, don't let him hear you."
I took a look and swallowed in shock. I saw a man with a scar on his face and a large dragon tattoo all over his body staring at me fiercely. What's even more terrifying is that his muscles are comparable to Stallone's.
. If he really comes to mess with me, I don’t know how miserable my death will be.
"Everyone is gathered around here, what do they want to do?" the policeman yelled at them.
Suddenly a gangster with sharp teeth and a sharp mouth raised his hand and said, "Comrade police, I will report it!"
"Report for what?" the policeman asked doubtfully.
"It was almost midnight last night. I don't know why these two were making so much noise, which affected our rest." He pointed to the dark circles under his eyes. "Look, I didn't get enough sleep because of them, and I was all black."
There are circles under my eyes.”
"If you don't get enough sleep, then keep sleeping."
The policeman didn't want to pay attention to him at all. After saying that, he went up the stairs, and the fat man and I limped along.
After walking out of the basement, he took us to an office.
There were four people inside at this time, one of whom was the old policeman from before, who was sitting on a chair with an old man with a white beard and a middle-aged couple talking.
This old man with a white beard and a middle-aged couple are my parents and master. As soon as my dad saw me coming, he said, "Hui'er, have you really done something illegal or criminal?"
"No, I told you it was a misunderstanding, but they didn't believe me and imprisoned me."
"Hey, apprentice, what's going on with the injuries on you and this kid?" Master stood up and looked at me and the fat man and said, then pointed at the old policeman and said, "Old Hu, what do you think this is going on!"
"
Unexpectedly, the old policeman named Hu didn't care at all about Master's rudeness. He seemed to have been used to it. He narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "Yesterday, I heard that there was a fight in the prison cell, but it seems that
This kid must have sent one of my eldest brothers to the hospital."
"They were the ones who attacked us first," the fat man said. Because half of his face was almost three times swollen than usual at this time, which made his speech a little unclear, but he could still understand it.
"My apprentice was beaten, and you didn't care. How did you become a policeman?" the master reprimanded.
Let me go, what kind of relationship does Master have with him? How dare you scold him so directly.
The old policeman said, "Didn't I know that he was your apprentice, Old Chen? Besides, we usually ignore people fighting in the jail cell."
"Okay, I'm going to take him away." Master then signaled to my parents to get ready to leave, and then pulled the fat man and me outside.
"Hey, Lao Chen, don't be like this. You need to go through bail procedures to take people away." The old policeman shouted from behind.
When we walked out of the office, the police officers passing by saw this scene and whispered, who is this person? How dare he do this to the chief.
It turns out that the old policeman named Hu is the chief of this police station. Master doesn't even give him the honor of being the chief of the police station. It's really cool.
When he walked out of the police station, he had a proud smile on his face and muttered, "Hu, it feels so good to slap you in the face in front of your police officers!"
We first took a taxi to the hospital to have our injuries treated, and then my mother said we were going to a clothing store to buy clothes for Fatty and I. After a while, we came back with two white Jordan brand T-shirts.
I picked it up and immediately felt a little jealous. The larger one was for fat people, and it had a price tag of 400 yuan. The price of mine was 50 yuan... and the brand logo on it was artificial.
The stitches were sewn on, and they were all crooked... Needless to say, this must be a counterfeit product sold at a street stall.
"Mom, I am your biological son." I said with a bitter face.
"Come on, I've been buying you clothes since you were a kid, and your friend got hurt because of you. We have nothing to give, so why don't we buy more expensive clothes?"
"Auntie, you don't have to be so polite. Zhang Hui and I are good brothers who share blessings and hardships." The fat man touched the clothes he was wearing, looked at me and said proudly, "Huizi, don't be jealous, I
I am very envious that you have a real mother."
Although I am a little jealous, the fat man is my brother after all, and I promise not to beat him to death when I return to school.
Afterwards, we went to a restaurant on the street to have dinner together.
Dad said, "Hui'er, how does your class teacher treat you now?"
"Cough...cough." I had just swallowed the rice down my throat, and when he asked, the rice got stuck in my throat.
"What's wrong?" Mom patted my back.
"Our old classmate passed away last week." The fat man saw that I kept coughing, so he said it himself.
"Ah? Zhang Ming, what did you just say?"
"Uncle, our old classmate left last week."
Then, my father and mother reprimanded me, saying that the head teacher passed away, but I didn’t even call them to tell them. After all, this teacher taught his own children for three years. He had no credit but hard work. As a parent, he also had hard work.
I should have come to see him off, but I didn't inform them at all.
Then, they asked Zhang Ming why Lao Ban left so suddenly. The fat man thought for a while and then was about to speak. I quickly covered his mouth because this guy would definitely have no reservations about the part about Lao Ban pretending to be dead.
It was said by the ground.
I smiled and told my parents and Master across the dining table that I would be the one to tell them.
Then I told the story from the discovery of Lao Ban’s body to the burial. Of course, 80% of it was made up by me. Although they all knew my details, because Lao Ban’s incident was too
It was too weird and dangerous, and I didn't want them to worry about me, so I didn't tell the real story.
Looking at Master, I had some questions, how did he know that I was arrested and taken to the police station, and then went to the county to bail me out, and what was his relationship with the chief.
As soon as I asked, his expression suddenly changed, he pointed his chopsticks at my nose and said, "You're just causing trouble for me. If that old bastard named Hu wasn't an old friend of mine, even if that mummy was really related to
It doesn't matter to you, you still have to go to jail.
"No way."
"No? I have known that old bastard for many years. Do you know him better than me?" Master put down his chopsticks and took a bite of food and said, "No matter what case he receives, as long as it cannot be solved, he likes to find scapegoats.
This time you and this fat man are the most suitable scapegoats."
Gosh, it’s so dark, I guess that’s how he became the director, right?
"Ahem, Mr. Chen, please stop talking. If it reaches his ears..." My dad was a little worried. As an ordinary farmer, he was really afraid of provoking the police chief. Once he got into trouble, he would have to do more.
It's as miserable as it gets.
I originally wanted to say that since Master is here, we don't need to be afraid at all, but I found that the customers at other tables in the hotel turned their heads and listened to us with interest, so I stopped talking.
"Ahem!" The master coughed dryly.
After eating, my dad said that they had been wasted all day today and were going back.
Fatty and I took them to the station. Before getting on the bus, I pulled Master aside and secretly asked him, "Master, can you tell me what the five disadvantages and three shortcomings are?"
"I said, I will tell you what I need to tell you when the time comes." Then he walked into the car with his hands behind his back.
Watching the cars driving farther and farther on the highway, I felt sorry for them. My parents were already too busy doing farm work every day, and I even caused them to miss a day to see me.
But at the same time, I don’t understand why Master refused to tell me about the five disadvantages and three shortcomings. I just want to know if I have committed only one of the five disadvantages. If so, wouldn’t I become a single person for the rest of my life? Think about it.
I will feel inexplicably hopeless in my future life. (To be continued)