When Wu Song was worrying about catching the ginseng immortal, Xu Huai finally came to the capital. He snatched several girls on the way and secretly trained them, but he used secret methods to erase the memories of those girls.
After arriving in the capital, Xu Huai was not in a hurry to visit those dignitaries. Instead, he lingered in the flower streets and willow lanes, spent a lot of money, and gained the reputation of a romantic Taoist.
Xu Huai spent money like water, talked about Taoism and Taoism among prostitutes, and often performed it, and was treated as a god by those prostitutes.
It didn’t take long for this matter to reach the ears of Cai Jing’s son Cai You. Cai You liked to flatter Emperor Huizong. He knew that the emperor liked Taoist sayings about immortality, and often discussed Taoist magical transformations in the emperor’s side. Emperor Huizong also liked obscene plays.
, but after being ordered by the imperial master before the expedition, Cai You endured it for more than a month. Cai You knew the emperor's thoughts, and often tempted the emperor to go to the market to pick up prostitutes to invite favors.
When Cai You heard about Xu Huai's reputation as a romantic Taoist, he sent someone to invite him to his residence. When they met, he saw Xu Huai, a boy with a childish face and fair hair. He was a man of sixty years old and still talked about romance.
Cai You was secretly surprised: "This old man in his sixties can still be so powerful and powerful. He really has some Taoist skills." He called Xu Huai, sir, and asked for advice on Fangzhongshu and the art of immortality. Xu Huai was also not shy about it.
, I have said everything that should be said, and I have also said what should not be said.
After hearing this, Cai You was overjoyed and boasted in front of the emperor. He had so many wonderful words. This person without wisdom would not practice even if he heard the magic of the gods. Instead, he would show off. Cai You and Huizong Zhao Ji were among them.
First, I just want to talk loudly and get over it first.
After two conversations, they were extremely happy. Cai You talked about Fangzhongshu again. The emperor was reminded by him. The concubines in the palace were too rigid and would not cooperate. Huizong couldn't bear it anymore and left the palace again.
Together with Cai You, he had sex with a prostitute.
The king is not king and his ministers are not ministers, and everything in the court is full of smoke and smoke.
Cai You's move won the emperor's favor, and he received many rewards. Xu Hulin's reputation as a romantic Taoist also spread among civil and military officials.
Xu Huai suddenly became restless. He visited officials everywhere, showered him with gifts, opened the way for gold, silver and beauties. As expected, no one could stop him, and all of them were accepted by those corrupt officials.
At this time, Emperor Huizong also heard the name of the Taoist Taoist in the market place and asked Cai You. Only then did he know that it was a Taoist from his residence, and he quickly invited him to meet him.
When Xu Huai met Huizong, he was neither humble nor arrogant, nor shocked by honor or disgrace. He did not talk about Qingyun Mountain for now, but only talked about Taoist immortals, which was very exciting.
Xu Huai once again performed Taoism in front of the emperor. His Taoism was not weak, and he deliberately made some tricks, which was naturally pleasing to the eye.
Huizong was so excited that he immediately generously rewarded him and gave him an official title. He was a third-grade sorcerer. From then on, he would take him with him every time he had sex with a prostitute.
One day, Huizong had a dream. In the dream, the Supreme Lord said to him: "You are destined to teach me." This was Xu Huai's approach, pretending to be Lao Tzu's words. Huizong asked Xu Huai to interpret the dream, and Xu Huai said:
"Your Majesty was originally a guest from heaven. The Emperor Shenxiao descended to earth. The eldest son of the Jade Emperor, King Shenxiao Yuqing, is known as the Great Emperor of Immortality."
Huizong was even more pleased. Wu Song was named the Imperial Master, and he only helped Huizong ascend the throne before he ascended the throne. He didn't flatter him much, but Xu Huai flattered him constantly, and his magical skills were amazing, which naturally made the emperor more happy. Huizong
He was ordered to lead the Taoist sects in the world and build the Shenxiao Yuqing Wanshou Palace. Xu Huai quickly declined, saying: "There are many immortals in the Taoist sects. How can a humble minister dare to lead the Taoist sect?" He refused.
Huizong admired his aristocracy, and gave him an official position. He moved him to his post on the third day of January, and was worshiped as a second-level warlock. Only under Wu Song, the master of Tianji Pavilion, had the same official position as Wang Laozhi and Yang Jian. Only then did Xu Huai get the title.
Give a dragon and tiger pill and present it to the emperor.
Emperor Huizong took the Dragon Tiger Pill and felt refreshed and energetic. He seemed to be more than ten years younger out of thin air, and his strength was frightening. He practiced according to Xu Huai's instructions, and he found the sense of energy and could feel it.
The lazy and warm Qi in the Dantian.
Huizong was extremely happy. He had practiced it thousands of times in the past, but could not find any sense of Qi. Now taking a pill had a miracle, so he valued Xu Huai even more.
At this time, Xu Huai offered the second Dragon and Tiger Pill and said: "This elixir does not belong to a humble minister, but is a gift from another wise man to Your Majesty. I wish Your Majesty eternal life."
Huizong asked him the name of the Taoist, but Xu Huai refused to mention it. Huizong became even more curious. After questioning, Xu Huai finally revealed the name of Chen Xizhen and Chen Daozi.
When Huizong heard the name, he thought it sounded familiar. After thinking about it carefully, he realized that he was actually a rebel who was causing trouble in Shandong. He was very angry, but he also felt pity for the efficacy of the Dragon Tiger Pill.
Just listen to Xu Huai's explanation: "Chen Daozi has an old grudge with Master Wu. It is not that he wants to rebel against His Majesty, but that he wants to rebel against the Imperial Master. This is a private enmity. Chen Daozi is the disciple of Master Zhang Tianshi in Longhu Mountain. How can he rebel against His Majesty? Daozi
All my loyalty to His Majesty lies in this elixir."
After Huizong heard this, he suddenly understood. After taking the second Dragon and Tiger Pill, his ears and eyes suddenly became clear and his body was as strong as a virgin. Xu Huai taught him some minor Taoist techniques.
Huizong learned Taoism, and he and Xu Huai were nostalgic for the flower streets and willow lanes. He spent all his skills on women, and his cultivation was completely ruined in a few days.
Xu Huai offered the third Dragon and Tiger Pill, and then told the truth to the emperor, saying: "Chen Daozi is devoted to the country, and has great talents in his heart. He has been in a stalemate with the national teacher for so long, which shows that his talent is on par with the national teacher."
.Holy sage, with two heavenly gods coming down to earth to assist you, the Song Dynasty will surely be immortal."
Huizong's resentment towards Chen Xizhen had long since disappeared. Hearing this, he smiled and said, "Which divine general in the sky is Chen Daozi? Could it be that Master Wu is also a god in the sky?"
Xu Huai said: "Chen Daozi is the reincarnation of True Lord Xianyou, the Inner Prime Minister of Qingxu Lei Mansion. Wu Guoshi is known as Erlang. Naturally, Erlang Xianyou is the reincarnation of True Lord Xianyou. They are both your Majesty's ministers. Just because the two of them were in Heaven during the
, there are some festivals, and now I have come down to assist Your Majesty under the order of the Jade Emperor. The grievances and grudges from heaven have also been brought to the mortal world, and this is why there is such cause and effect."
Xu Huai's words were clever, gently turning the rebellion of Chen Daozi and Song Jiang into a personal grudge between gods, and turning treason into a fight between two people, so the plot was naturally different.
Emperor Huizong was also obsessed with Taoism and fell into stupidity. He said: "Since they are all my pillar ministers, if we continue to fight like this, it will waste people and money, which is not a blessing for the country. Is there a solution in Hulin?"
Xu Huai then proposed a plan to recruit people, saying: "Your Majesty is the eldest son of the Jade Emperor. Chen Daozi and Wu Guoshi were ordered by the Jade Emperor to serve as assistants. They are both your Majesty's ministers. If your Majesty sends a letter to you, Chen Daozi will definitely not be there."
Instead of fighting against the Imperial Preceptor, I will seek refuge with His Majesty, serve as an official in the court, and devote myself to assisting His Majesty. The Imperial Preceptor Wu will not care about personal grudges. We have two divine generals in the Song Dynasty, so naturally the country will be forever solid, and foreign enemies will not invade!"
Emperor Huizong was deeply convinced. On the second day, he rarely ascended to the early court and discussed with the ministers: "Wu Guoshi's expedition against Chen Xizhen, Song Jiang and his like was a waste of the national treasury. Now that the national strength is weak and the two armies are in a stalemate, it is better to recruit peace. The ministers thought that
how?"
The military commanders all over the dynasty looked at each other, and someone immediately came out and said: "Your Majesty, the army of the Imperial Guard has been forced to the rebel den of Qingyun Mountain. It is difficult for people and horses to move this winter. When the ice thaws and the ice opens next year, we will definitely be able to capture it in one fell swoop.
Qingyun Mountain has defeated the rebels, so why is there a stalemate? Calling for peace at this time is inconsistent with the situation, reason, and situation. Your Majesty, think twice! Master Wu has worked hard to conquer the rebels. How can I explain to the Master at this time to recruit peace?"
Xu Huai had already bribed all the civil servants of the dynasty. At this moment, under Xu Huai's instructions, they all came out and agreed with His Majesty's move to recruit peace. They said: "If the Imperial Master could suppress the rebellion, it would have been over long ago. Your Majesty is grateful to all the people in the world and has recruited peace."
If you rebel against the traitors, let them contribute to the court, this is the way to govern the country!"
The two parties quarreled for a long time. The generals were clumsy and tongue-tied. They were no match for the civil servants. They were defeated one after another. Huizong immediately ordered Xu Huai and Cai You to take charge of recruitment matters and announced his withdrawal from the court.
However, at this time, Wu Song and Qin Wan'er finally managed to capture the Ginseng Immortal, but it turned out to be a pink and snow-white little baby. Because it had eaten wood shavings, it lost the ability to escape, and its body was plunged into the soil, leaving only one head in it.
Not going.
The two of them dug out the little baby and looked at each other. They saw the big fat boy crying endlessly.
"Are you sure that if you eat this little guy, you can become a Lu Xingxian?" Wu Song pinched the little guy's white and tender cheeks and asked.
"One hundred percent sure!" Qin Waner twisted the little guy's nose. The guy stopped crying and started pretending to be dead, saying, "As long as my doctor prescribes a medicine, he will live forever after taking it."
"Can you do it?"
Qin Wan'er picked up the little baby and said viciously: "I've already dissected a living person, so what's the point of eating a child? Steamed, fried, deep-fried, boiled, stewed, stir-fried, you can eat whatever you want.
Eat!" After looking at her several times, the ginseng immortal who was pretending to be dead secretly opened his eyes to look at her, his eyes hanging with tears.
Qin Wan'er suddenly softened her heart and said: "Okay, I can't eat it. Let's take a cup of ginseng blood first. If you want to eat it, I can give you a prescription."
Qin Wan'er took a cup of ginseng blood. Wu Song picked up the baby and stared at him fiercely. The little thing cried loudly. Wu Song was in a hurry, coaxing and making faces. After a long time, he couldn't coax him well, and said dejectedly: "I can't swallow it either.
, let it go?"
Qin Wan'er was a little reluctant to let go, but she couldn't be cruel if she really let her eat the little doll. She stamped her feet and said, "I knew I couldn't become a god!" She turned around and walked away.
Wu Song put the little guy on the ground, stood up and walked away, smiling: "Relying on taking spiritual root elixir to achieve immortality is not the right way after all."
The two of them looked back and saw the ginseng doll standing at the entrance of King Qin's summer cave, raising his white and tender little hands to send him away, babbling in his mouth to thank them for not killing him.
"Is this a merit? Maybe in the future when you and I ascend, we can see him again..."
Wu Song said leisurely: "I'm afraid, that will happen hundreds of years later."