After playing in the Internet cafe all afternoon, Lin Xiaofeng and Fatty Huang returned home exhausted.
Huang Hongyi followed into the room and sat on the sofa.
"Hey, Xiaofeng, I think this girl is very stupid, why don't I scare her?" Fatty Huang said with a soft smile.
When Lin Xiaofeng heard this, he glanced at Huang Hongyi who was sitting on the sofa reading a novel, and nodded. It would be best to scare her away.
After all, there are charms and other things in the two people's house, and there is always an outsider around, so it is not convenient to talk about things.
Thinking of this, Fatty Huang rubbed his hands, sat down next to Huang Hongyi with a squinted look on his face and said, "Little girl, Fatty Brother, I see you have just graduated. Do you have a boyfriend? Do you think Fatty Brother is suitable?"
Huang Hongyi was reading the novel with great interest when she suddenly heard Fatty Huang's voice. She was startled. She turned around and looked at Fatty Huang's appearance. She stood up in a panic, took out her gun, pointed at Fatty Huang and said: "
Don’t mess around, I’m telling you!”
"Fat brother, what if I mess around? Just shoot me." Fatty Huang said with a smile.
Just kidding, Chinese police generally don’t have bullets in their guns.
"I'll shoot you if you come here again!" Huang Hongyi was so frightened that her face turned pale: "Don't force me."
"Fat brother, I'm going to force you, you scream, the more you scream, the more excited I get!" Fatty Huang said, turning back and blinking at Lin Xiaofeng, as if to say, look at it, I'm going to fuck this girl
I was so scared.
Lin Xiaofeng looked at Huang Hongyi's appearance and couldn't bear it. Later, he really scared the woman to tears. She just wanted to give birth to stop Fatty Huang.
Huang Hongyi held a gun and fired it at the ceiling.
boom!
There was a gunshot.
Suddenly, the room fell silent.
Lin Xiaofeng was also shocked. Damn it, did the gun in her hand have bullets?
Fatty Huang didn't hesitate, and knelt down with a plop: "Aunt, aunt, I'm joking with you, you, please don't mess around."
"Put your hands behind your back and lean against the wall." Huang Hongyi's hand holding the gun was trembling.
"Okay, okay, whatever you say is fine, don't shake your hands." Fatty Huang was so frightened that he almost cried.
"I'm scared." Huang Hongyi said.
"I'm even more scared, who is being pointed at by the gun?" Fatty Huang was about to cry without tears and hurriedly climbed up the wall.
Huang Hongyi saw Lin Xiaofeng hiding in the kitchen.
"And you, come out too and climb onto the wall."
"What does it have to do with me, why am I lying on the ground?" Lin Xiaofeng asked speechlessly.
Huang Hongyi said: "If you can't come out, I'll shoot you."
As he spoke, he raised the gun and pointed it at the ceiling.
"No, no, aunt, whatever you say is what you say, don't get excited."
Lin Xiaofeng walked to Fatty Huang and lay down on the wall.
Huang Hongyi's voice on the phone came from behind.
"Captain Jiang, yes, that's right, it's me? I have arrested Lin Xiaofeng and a fat suspect at his house. Do you want me to bring them back, what?"
Soon, Huang Hongyi hung up the phone.
Fatty Huang said helplessly: "Sister, Captain Jiang and I are very familiar with each other. We are our own people. Please take it easy."
"I know you are our own people and working together." Huang Hongyi scolded: "Keep lying down!"
Lin Xiaofeng glared at Fatty Huang: "Damn it, you killed me."
"Who knew this little girl was so unintimidated?" Fatty Huang whispered.
Soon, Captain Jiang arrived with a dozen police officers.
When they entered the room, Huang Hongyi saluted and said, "Captain Jiang, the two of them just wanted to do something illegal and disciplinary. I still have a recording on my phone."
With that said, he handed the phone to Jiang Ze'an.
Huang Hongyi frowned and asked: "Captain Jiang, the evidence is conclusive, you won't still favor these two people, right?"
"I have my own sense of discretion. Now there is a fight between two groups in the bureau. We need manpower to deal with it. You go back first." Jiang Ze'an said.
"Yes!" Huang Hongyi raised her head and kicked Fatty Huang hard on the butt before going out.
After Huang Hongyi left, Lin Xiaofeng and Fatty Huang sat on the sofa.
Lin Xiaofeng rubbed his sore arms: "Captain Jiang, what are these yellow and red clothes for? Now, do you little policemen have bullets in their guns?"
"You guys go out first." Jiang Ze'an said to the policemen.
When there were only three of them left in the room, Jiang Ze'an said with some embarrassment: "I just learned that three generations of that girl's family have been police officers. Her father and the old man have a very unusual relationship, so there are bullets in the gun."
"I'll go." Fatty Huang patted his chest: "My heart attack almost scared me."
Lin Xiaofeng is similar. Although he is well-informed and courageous, he is only dealing with demons and demons. If Huang Hongyi had just shaken his hand, he would have been shot at him.
Just thinking about it makes me feel like my death was unjust.
Jiang Ze'an promised that there would be no next time for a long time. After sending Jiang Ze'an away, Lin Xiaofeng sat down on the sofa. The wound on his arm was also a little cracked and the pain was excruciating.
Fatty Huang held a cigarette in his mouth and sighed: "Fat brother, did I almost go down to see the King of Hell just now?"
"You took me on a one-day trip to Guimenguan." Lin Xiaofeng glared at him: "Okay, that aunt can't afford to offend us. If she knew that Jiang Ze'an didn't do anything to us, she would probably still cause trouble.
"
"What should we do?" Fatty Huang was a little anxious.
"Let's go. It's a good idea to go. It's a holiday anyway, so why don't we go out for a trip." Lin Xiaofeng suggested.
"That's what I meant. There is only half a month left before the legendary Breast Touching Festival. It's such a prosperous time, why don't you two go and experience it?" said Fatty Huang.
The two of them immediately decided to take a quick trip. They packed their things for fear of encountering Huang Hongyi again.
After packing their things, the two of them greeted Fatty Huang's parents.
I booked two tickets to Yunnan Airport online, took 5,000 yuan per person, and rushed to Jiangbei Airport.
The two of them didn't know that just when they were booking tickets online, Huang Hongyi, who was regulating the fight between two groups of gangsters, received a phone call. Her eyes lit up. Sure enough, they were two habitual criminals who had killed someone and then fled.
Field.
Jiang Ze'an just happened to come back at this time.
Huang Hongyi said: "Captain Jiang, I want to take leave to go to Yunnan."
On the way, Jiang Ze'an was still thinking about how to ask this aunt not to deal with Lin Xiaofeng. After all, the relationship behind this aunt was also huge.
Upon hearing this, Jiang Ze'an immediately agreed with a smile.
…
Lin Xiaofeng and Fatty Huang were sitting in the waiting room. The plane was about to take off in half an hour.
"Xiaofeng, why are my eyelids twitching all the time? They all say that something bad is going to happen when the eyelids twitch. Why don't you give me a fortune telling?" Fatty Huang asked, sitting next to Lin Xiaofeng.
Lin Xiaofeng pushed him: "Go away, fortune telling is not my specialty. Besides, what bad things can happen if you jump up your eyelids? There is no scientific basis for this. Don't be superstitious about these things..."
Just when he said this, Lin Xiaofeng saw a beautiful figure walking in the direction of the two of them, and couldn't help but swallowed his saliva and said: "Damn, it's really accurate."