Lin Xiaofeng used to imagine many scenarios when he went to college, such as attending lectures in college classrooms and discussing topics with classmates.
Of course, for him, a person with poor academic performance, this was just an imagination. But no matter what, it was his first college class. With his curiosity, he could still listen to the whole class.
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Lin Xiaofeng never thought that his first class in college would be spent lying on the desk and sleeping.
When he woke up from a deep sleep, he couldn't even remember what his teacher looked like.
He yawned and asked Fatty Huang sitting next to him: "How many classes have I slept in?"
"get out of class ends in a few minutes, let's go straight to lunch." Fatty Huang asked Lin Xiaofeng with a smile: "Did you fall in love with Xiang Zhu at first sight yesterday and couldn't sleep all night?"
"I said you too. You should have asked for her phone number yesterday. After school today, we can go shopping together and exchange experiences on catching ghosts."
Lin Xiaofeng rolled his eyes at Fatty Huang: "You just stand and talk without pain in your back. If you were asked to run ten kilometers in the morning, you would probably lose your life. Do you still have the energy to make sarcastic remarks?"
At this time, the bell rang for the end of get out of class.
As soon as the get out of class bell rang, an old Mediterranean professor who was in class packed up the things on his desk, turned around and left.
Lin Xiaofeng also stood up and stretched, the bones in his body crackling.
"Huh, it's so comfortable." Lin Xiaofeng had just finished speaking. At this time, a girl walked up to Lin Xiaofeng timidly. She asked: "Um, are you Lin Xiaofeng?"
"ah?"
Lin Xiaofeng was stunned. He never expected that a beautiful woman would come to say hello to him.
This little girl had one eye and short hair, and she looked pretty. Fatty Huang quickly said: "This guy has several girlfriends, and he also has an illegitimate child. Beauty, I'm still single..."
Lin Xiaofeng hurriedly covered Fatty Huang's mouth and asked, "This friend of mine has gone crazy. Who are you?"
"My name is Huang Doudou, can I talk to you in private?" she asked.
"Of course." Fatty Huang rushed to answer.
Huang Doudou took Lin Xiaofeng and Fatty Huang to the top floor of the teaching building.
The top floor is very empty. Except for some young couples, basically no one comes here to enjoy the breeze.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Huang Doudou reached the top of the building, she knelt down to Lin Xiaofeng, which shocked Lin Xiaofeng.
"What are you doing?" He quickly helped Huang Doudou up.
"Master, please help me." Huang Doudou said hurriedly: "I was bored last night, playing with the telescope in the dormitory, and saw what happened in the storage room."
"Forehead."
Lin Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment and asked, "Have you seen everything?"
"Yes." Huang Doudou nodded and gritted his teeth and said, "There is a monster in my house, and I hope you can help me catch it, master."
"Don't worry, tell me clearly what's going on." Lin Xiaofeng comforted him.
"My family's business was doing very well at first. Later, my father listened to a friend's advice and invited a statue from outside to worship. He said that as long as this statue is worshiped, the family's business will prosper and the wealth will increase."
"Within a year, my mother contracted cancer and died, and my father's business also plummeted and got worse and worse." Huang Doudou's eyes became moist: "Later, I invited someone to come and see it, and they said there was something wrong with the statue of the god at home.
, you have to 'ask' him to leave."
"But I found a lot of people, and they were either liars, or they said they didn't dare to touch the statue. Then every day at home, I could hear the statue laughing strangely."
Huang Doudou wiped her tears: "I'm fine in college, but I'm worried that something will happen to my father."
"Girl Doudou, don't worry, Fat Brother, I have no other abilities but I am very good at slaying demons." Fatty Huang said, patting his chest.
Lin Xiaofeng glared at Fatty Huang and said, "Can you roughly describe the appearance of that statue?"
"I have no idea."
Huang Doudou shook his head: "I have seen the appearance of that statue countless times, but when I think about it carefully, I can't remember what it looks like at all."
"Is there such a weird thing?" Lin Xiaofeng thought for a moment and said, "Where do you live?"
"Just in a town outside the suburbs of Chengdu."
"Well, let's do this. On Saturday this week, Fatty Huang and I will go to your house with you. Of course, I agreed first that it would be best if I could help you solve this problem. But if that statue is too powerful,
Maybe there’s nothing I can do.”
Lin Xiaofeng didn't finish his words. After all, he had just met Huang Doudou. If he could help, he would naturally help. If the statue was a big trouble, Lin Xiaofeng didn't want to get involved casually.
You must know that the saying that it is easy to invite God but difficult to send away is not said randomly.
The most taboo thing when inviting statues of gods to your home is not to invite them randomly outside. Statues of unknown origins must not be touched or worshiped.
Lin Xiaofeng heard Master say that during the Republic of China, there was a landowner whose family was originally prosperous and wealthy. Later, he picked up a clay statue on the roadside. The landowner liked it very much, so he took it home and worshiped it.
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It turned out that what he brought back was a fierce god, which caused no rain in their village for three years, no harvest, and many people starved to death. In the end, they burned the ancestral house with the statue on fire, and that was the solution.
Huang Doudou was naturally extremely grateful after hearing Lin Xiaofeng's words.
After Huang Doudou left, Lin Xiaofeng and Fatty Huang walked to the cafeteria.
"Xiao Feng, that statue shouldn't be very powerful, right? Then you can teach me a way and let me show off my skills."
Fatty Huang said eagerly.
"You?" Lin Xiaofeng glanced at Fatty Huang: "Come on, you better stop making trouble."
"Why are you just making a mess?"
When Fatty Huang heard this, he immediately became unhappy and said, "Why don't we just break the statue? I'll just take a hammer and smash it to pieces to see if it can still cause trouble."
"If you really do this, I won't be able to save you even if I try to save you." Lin Xiaofeng patted Fatty Huang on the back of his head: "Catching ghosts is like treating a disease. You need to prescribe the right medicine to cure the disease."
"If someone has onychomycosis on his finger, you have to cut off his hand?" Lin Xiaofeng rolled his eyes at him: "If you do this, although the onychomycosis can be removed, your hand will be gone."
"The same goes for catching ghosts. It's best to negotiate with the statue. Even if you can't reach an agreement, you can just ask it to leave. What do you mean by smashing it to pieces with a hammer? When the time comes, they will die together with you.
Your life is not enough to lose."
Lin Xiaofeng patiently explained to Fatty Huang that since he was teaching him to catch ghosts, he had to explain the stakes to him clearly, lest he mess around and risk his own life.