Chapter 89 The Biochemical Attack of Baoshan Village
"Burn your coffin board!" Mrs. Zhao San said with her hands on her hips and yelled, "You don't even know what kind of thing Wang Han is. Beating his original wife to death is worthy of coming to our Banxia to propose marriage. Get out! Don't marry!"
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Matchmaker Wang was surprised. Why didn't she remember that the Zhao family and the Bai family in Baoshan Village were related? In her line of work, she was familiar with the personnel relationships in each village.
"My proposal to Bai Banxia has nothing to do with you. It's really a dog trying to meddle in other people's business. Everyone should judge, right?" She looked at the people around her innocently.
Unexpectedly, my daughter-in-law on Saturday next to me spat, and the phlegm was all over her shoes.
"A man like Wang Han wouldn't even think of marrying us Banxia! Old witch Wang, don't come to our Baoshan Village in the future, otherwise I'll beat you every time I see you. You're a blind thing, and I'll kill your daughter."
Marry Wang Han!" Saturday's daughter-in-law scolded.
"You, you are sick..." Matchmaker Wang put her hands on her hips and was ready to curse, not wanting someone next to her to spit at her again.
"You are the only one who is sick. You are talking about being a matchmaker. From now on, our village will no longer need you. People like you cannot be said to be a good family!" someone else shouted.
Matchmaker Wang raised her arms to cover her face, fearing that someone would spit on her face, and shouted angrily: "Aren't everyone in Baoshan Village unreasonable? Are you afraid that I will go out and gossip to see who will marry you in Baoshan Village!"
"Hurry up and say it, we are afraid of you, so we are being polite if we don't hit you." Zhao Changsheng said loudly.
Matchmaker Wang saw the village chief Zhang Baoquan and said hurriedly: "The chief of Baoshan Village doesn't care about your people? They all look like they are crazy. Why should I tell Bai Banxia that my marriage has anything to do with them? Why..."
The village chief Zhang Baoquan had to pay attention to his image and resisted spitting, but after hearing these words he couldn't help it anymore and spat out.
"Wang Han, a widower who beat his first wife to death, you came to marry us Banxia, who are you insulting? I, Zhang Baoquan, let it go today. From now on, if Matchmaker Wang dares to enter Baoshan Village, no matter who she sees, she will beat him out directly. No need to
Be polite to her." The village chief said with a coercive look.
Zhang An also took a sip, "If you don't want to be beaten to death or maimed, get out of here and don't let us see you again."
The village chief's wife and his daughter-in-law also spat a few times. In response to those words, one person can drown someone with just one spit.
This was originally a proverb, but now it is really a spit attack. When Matchmaker Wang came, she was very glamorous, but in the blink of an eye, her head and body were covered with spit and saliva, and when the sun shined, she exuded a stinky smell.
When Bai Banxia entered the village, she saw this scene. She froze on the spot and couldn't help but twitching at the corner of her mouth. Is this a biochemical attack?
Although it is not very hygienic, her heart is warm and her eyes are hot. What should I do if she is so moved that she wants to cry?
At this time, Matchmaker Wang saw Bai Banxia and shouted anxiously: "Bai Banxia, Wang Han offered me twenty taels of silver to marry you, are you willing to marry me? The people in your village are crazy, are you crazy?"
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"I'm scarier than them when I'm crazy." Bai Banxia's mouth showed a bright smile, "I told you not to let me see you again, but you still dare to come?"
Seeing that she was about to move, Qi Zhen hurriedly grabbed her, frowned and said, "Don't do anything."
Bai Banxia suppressed her laughter and said, "Don't worry, I will not only do it, I will also beat her until she screams."
As she spoke, she picked up a piece of dirt from the roadside and shouted in the direction of Matchmaker Wang: "Everyone, spread out and pay attention to safety!"
The people in the village suddenly realized what was going on and hurriedly dispersed, all showing expressions of watching the excitement.
Bai Banxia raised her legs to gather strength, rounded her arms, and threw the lump in her hand hard.
With a bang, the clod of soil hit Matchmaker Wang. The clod of soil broke apart and splashed all over her body, getting together with the saliva and saliva on her body.
Bai Banxia shook her forehead coolly and said, "My throwing ability is still very strong."
"Ah...kill someone, kill someone!" Matchmaker Wang cried out in pain, her face was stained with makeup, and she looked like a clown.
"But..." Bai Banxia lengthened his voice, "I throw faster."
After she finished speaking, she picked up a few lumps of earth in her hand and threw them towards Matchmaker Wang. Matchmaker Wang screamed and dodged, but no matter how she dodged, Bai Banxia could always hit her, as if she had already given up.
Here's her trajectory.
Qi Zhen smiled and nodded beside him, "The accuracy is not bad."
In the end, Matchmaker Wang screamed all the way out of Baoshan Village, but her whole body was covered with soil, as if she had fallen into a mound and rolled.
Bai Banxia threw away the remaining lumps of soil in her hands, clapped her hands, stretched out two fingers to make a gesture and said, "Perfect!"
The villagers laughed and didn't understand what Bai Banxia's gesture meant, but they thought it was funny and followed suit.
"Perfect!" Mrs. Zhao Biye laughed.
"Perfect!" Even the village chief compared it.
From that day on, Baoshan Village has a special gesture. Whenever something is done well or something happy happens, the people in Baoshan Village will extend two fingers to say yes, and then say "perfect".
"Thank you everyone!" Bai Banxia bowed deeply to express her sincere gratitude.
The village chief waved his hand, "Thank you, Matchmaker Wang is nothing. You have helped everyone, and everyone should protect you."
"That's right, without you, my family would be lame on Saturday. From now on, your business will be my family's business." Saturday's daughter-in-law said loudly.
Mrs. Zhao San, on the other hand, looked ashamed, "I used to judge people based on their appearance, and I only listened to gossip, and even laughed at Banxia Fatty. I regret it very much now, and I really can't do this again in the future."
When she said this, many people also spoke up. It was originally Bai Banxia thanking everyone, but in the blink of an eye it turned into an apology meeting for everyone.
"Me too. I also said that Banxia couldn't get married, so I should be beaten."
"I also apologize. My daughter bullied Banxia. I should have stopped her."
"When I get back, I will teach the girls at home a lesson. Let them stop doing useless things and learn more from Banxia."
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Bai Banxia's eyes were hot, and she thought silently in her heart, if her predecessor had a spirit in heaven, he should be able to hear it, right?
They used to laugh at her and bully her, but now they have apologized and given an explanation to her predecessor.
At this time, Qi Zhen, who was holding Xiaocao, suddenly spoke.
"In this case, don't do this again in the future, whether it's Banxia or other girls."
Everyone was stunned and saw Liu Xiaocao sleeping soundly in his arms, and instantly understood his intention.
"The people in our village are the most honest and kind, and everyone is enthusiastic and united. I also believe that the village will get better and better in the future. We must not let some nonsense affect everyone's feelings." Bai Banxia said, "Xiao Cao's
The burn is very serious and the treatment may last for one or two years. She has to endure this at such a young age, so please pay more attention to her."
She doesn't care what others say, because she has a mature modern soul, but Liu Xiaocao is only over five years old, and the road ahead will be very difficult. She can't bear Xiaocao to face the accusations from the villagers.
And Xiaoyu, many people only saw her sloppiness, but did not see her sincere and kind heart.
Bai Banxia hopes that everything will slowly change in the future.
