This place is so desolate, it can be said that there is no shit in it, and not a single ghost can be seen for a long time.
Ding Ze lay there until it was almost dark, then sighed silently, making sure that Hu Bayi and the others would not show up today. Because it was written in the original book that when Hu Bayi and the others arrived here, there were dark clouds in the sky.
, it started to rain lightly.
Hey, it looks like I'm going to spend the night in this damn place tonight.
Thinking, Ding Ze got up. He must not sleep beside the rolling Yellow River at night. Otherwise, if the water level rises at night, or if he falls asleep and rolls directly into the Yellow River, hehe, he will really die.
Unjustly accused.
You have to stay a little away from the Yellow River, and because the temperature in this season is not very high, it will definitely be a bit cool at night. It is best to dig a hole, light a fire, and keep warm.
There's no problem with food, I have some in my backpack...
Speaking of which, I don’t know if there are any wild rabbits, pheasants or the like here... I’d better forget it, it’s too troublesome, has no condiments and is not delicious.
Ding Ze spent some time deciding where to camp for the night, digging a hole to light a fire, and getting ready.
Night falls.
I am not alone, but I am not lonely. After all, there are already more than 100,000 and nearly 200,000 idiot viewers in the live broadcast room. Chatting with these viewers is like playing on mobile phones.
In a blink of an eye, dawn breaks and the sun rises.
Ding Ze lit a cigarette, stretched, and said to the audience in the live broadcast room, "If I wait another day today, if I still can't find anyone, I will take action myself."
The first stage of the Longling Labyrinth Cave is dangerous, but to be honest, it is not too dangerous.
After all, he is already a tomb robber with two experiences, and he knows how to enter and leave the ancient tomb. In theory, there is not much problem.
Ding Ze thinks so.
The idiot viewers in the live broadcast room thought differently.
"Anchor, do you want to rob tombs alone? I'm afraid you'll be disappointed."
"Not necessarily. The anchor now has three lives, so he won't be easily defeated. At worst, he will forcefully quit."
"Don't worry, anchor. If you really can't hold on any longer, just quit immediately. We promise we will never laugh at you!"
"Yes, at least I will never laugh at you directly!"
Ding Ze: “…..”
Fortunately!
At around three o'clock in the afternoon, Ding Ze saw a long-distance bus stop on the road in the distance. When the door opened, he could see the very prominent figure of the fat man. Even from such a distance, he could still recognize him at a glance.
come out.
"Hey, how about it? Let me just say that this is the right thing to do," Ding Ze rushed into the live broadcast room and shouted, "Okay, now it's time to show off my acting skills. I'll brag to you when I have time."
It takes some time to walk from the other side of the road to this place.
Ding Ze immediately moved, hurriedly destroying all traces of last night's camping here as much as possible, then found a place to lie down, crossed his legs, held a cigarette in his mouth, and waited in a daze.
About a quarter of an hour later.
Hearing the footsteps of Hu Bayi and the others getting closer and closer, Ding Ze quietly raised his head, took a glance, then said nothing, did not move, and quietly hid himself a little distance away from Hu Bayi and the others.
The place.
At this time, drizzle began to fall in the sky.
Hu Bayi and the others found a place with a wide view where they could observe the scenery of the Yellow River.
The drizzle was falling and the cold wind blew again, and the big gold tooth immediately started to shiver.
The fat man also shivered a little, took out the liquor from his backpack, and took a sip, "Damn it, Lao Hu, we must have been deceived by that wicked driver! He must have thought we were too noisy in the car, so he got it for us.
Such a place where birds don’t poop.”
Da Jinya also took a sip of white wine and agreed very much with what the fat man said, "What the fat man said is absolutely true. It's a pity that the three of us are more than a hundred years old in total. We went on a long trip and were deceived into talking to three little bastards."
Similar."
Hu Bayi still looked the same. He did not complain along with him, but looked at the rolling Yellow River with his brows furrowed, as if the sky was about to collapse.
Worried and worried, Hu Bayi thought of his comrades fighting side by side, became irritated, and suddenly shouted at the Yellow River at the top of his voice.
Ding Ze heard it.
hey-hey!
bass!
Ding Ze, who had been waiting for this moment, immediately stood up from the grass, "Who the hell is yelling and screaming here, and why don't people sleep... huh?"
When Hu Bayi and the other three heard Ding Ze's curse, they all turned to look: "Huh?"
"Oh shit! We are on the wrong road, and it's you," Ding Ze deliberately grabbed the pistol in his hand, and as he said that, he walked towards Hu Bayi and the others.
Of course Hu Bayi and Fatty had already reacted at this time, but poor Jin Ya, his body was already shivering from the cold, and now he suddenly saw a stranger with a pistol in his hand, and said "enemies are on the same road"
…
Good guy, this frightened Big Jinya. Not only did he tremble, but he also shrank behind Hu Bayi and Fatty...
His voice was also trembling, "Master Fatty, Master Hu, our enemy, he has a gun, then we are dead..."
Hu Bayi, the fat man: "..."
The two looked at each other and immediately laughed happily. After laughing, the fat man immediately ran over with a beaming smile.
At the same time, Hu Bayi smiled and explained, "I'm not an enemy. This is the old Ding I told you."
The words just fell!
Ding Ze suddenly yelled, "Damn fat man, stop, don't come any closer, or I'll shoot you in the balls!"
Ding!
When Da Jinya heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief just now, and quickly raised his voice again, "Master Hu, you must have made a mistake. This man is about to shoot, and it's not just in the head, but in the head."
……hiss!"
Otherwise, Hu Bayi is not as funny as Fatty Wang.
Hu Bayi was still stunned... This kind of reaction could only show that Hu Bayi was at least a little bit suspicious that Ding Ze was not joking.
Then he looked at the fat man. He didn't doubt anything. He immediately pretended to be scared, covered his key parts, and begged Ding Ze for mercy, "Old Ding, let's talk about whether it's possible to shoot the head. I haven't married a wife yet."
Well, I don’t want to be a eunuch.”
Ding Ze laughed, Fatty Wang is really interesting.
"Fat man, I haven't seen you for a while, but you're still so funny," Ding Ze said as he threw the pistol to the fat man in an elegant manner, "How about my acting skills just now, wasn't it awesome?"
The fat man hurriedly caught the pistol and said, "No, with your acting skills, Old Ding, if you were to act in a play, you wouldn't be so red that your face would turn purple, or your purple would turn black."
While speaking, the fat man had already checked the pistol, even ejected the magazine, and looked at it, "Good guy, where did you get this thing, Old Ding? This is high-end stuff."
Ding Ze heard this, smiled, picked up the backpack, and opened the zipper a little, letting the fat man see a little bit of the submachine gun, "What kind of high-end goods is that? I am the real high-end goods! If you meet Zongzi, tu tu tu tu tu tu"
Yes, I’ll turn it into a hornet’s nest!”
Fatty: “o((⊙﹏⊙))o!!!”
Hu Bayi: “o((⊙﹏⊙))o!!!!”
Da Jinya: "o((⊙﹏⊙))oOh my god, you are an arms dealer!"