"Look at how that kid is dressed, he must be from a big city! Look at his backpack, it's full of money, maybe it's all money!"
"Hehe, after we finish this job, we will be free for a while...I will go find that girl Xiaocui tonight, and I will make her kneel down in front of me happily, hehe..."
"You're looking for nothing, Xiao Cui! We've made a fortune, so why don't we go see the world? Who is Xiao Cui? We have to find Xiao Hua!"
"Damn it, brother is right. Xiao Cui is nothing like an onion. Compared with Xiao Hua, he is just garbage!"
“…..”
Thanks to the advanced black technology live broadcast equipment, the dialogue of the funny five-person group was transmitted to the ears of the audience with great clarity.
As a result, the audience of more than 50 million, which has almost reached 60 million, most of them were confused at this moment...
"Why do I feel like my head is buzzing? What is this? A sitcom?"
"That's pretty much what happened..."
"But don't mention it, this funny five-person group is really ambitious! They can be called a role model for us men!"
Lao Wang next door: "Hey, what do those women say? Men are really single-minded in their lives. They are always making money, looking for women, spending money for women, and then making money again.
Then I’ll look for girls again, in an infinite loop, until I can’t find any girls anymore…”
The most beautiful woman in the world: "...so sad."
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About five or six minutes later, Ding Ze's direction changed very smoothly and naturally, and he got into a dark, deserted alley.
Seeing this, the Funny Five, who were impatient to wait, immediately quickened their pace and started running. As they ran, they said in a hurry, "No, the fat sheep is trying to escape!"
The five-person group ran very fast, and soon they chased into the alley. When they took a closer look, they were all dumbfounded!
"Brother, where is the fat sheep?"
"What the hell are you asking me? Who am I asking?" The elder brother roared angrily, and at the same time pulled out the shell gun on his waist, "The fat sheep will definitely not be able to escape in such a short time!"
As he said this, the eldest brother set his sights on a broken box in the middle of the alley, and immediately made a gesture, telling his four men to hurry over.
The four men were quite clever. It was obviously not the first time they had done this kind of thing. The ones with guns immediately drew their guns, and the ones without guns drew their knives, and moved towards the broken box.
At this time, seeing this scene, especially hearing the conversation of the five-person group... Ding Ze, who had his feet on the walls on both sides of the alley, and his whole body was above the head of his elder brother, was thinking about a very strange thing with his head buzzing slightly.
serious question.
'Fat sheep? Am I a fat sheep?'
'You fools!'
Cursing secretly, Ding Ze immediately jumped down and landed firmly behind the eldest brother of the comedy group. Then he immediately pushed the black gold dagger to his waist, almost at the lumbar vertebrae.
"Are you looking for me?"
moment.
Big Brother: “??????”
A bunch of idiotic viewers in the live broadcast room: "??????That's it?"
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To capture the thief first, capture the king, the effect will be great!
soon!
The eldest brother was so frightened that he peed his pants and fell to his knees with a thud, his body trembling.
The other four members of the comedy group took it as a matter of course, and with a pop, they all fell to their knees... It wasn't that they didn't want to run, but because the eldest brother had already given the gun in his hand to Ding Ze immediately.
Ding Ze got the gun, holding the knife in one hand and the gun in the other. He grinned and said, "Try running. Take a step and knock one of your eggs off!"
Hiss... so cruel!
Just like that, the Funny Five all knelt down on the ground, threw away the knives, and the two shell guns were already in Ding Ze's hands. This matter should have ended here...
However, it feels a bit boring to end it like this...
After thinking about it, Ding Ze suddenly thought of a clip from a movie he had watched before traveling through time. Hehe, he thought about it and he had a good idea.
"Everyone, raise your heads. Let me ask you a question."
"Which children's song is the most popular right now?"
Funny Five: "??????"
A bunch of idiotic viewers: "??????Anchor, are you trying to...?"
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Ding Ze, who got the answer, smiled and said, "Okay, the five of you sing together, whoever sings the loudest will live!"
Facts have proved that in order to live, many other things are really not important at all.
Did the Funny Five hesitate when they heard this?
No! Not even for a second!
In fact, when he heard that he could live as long as he sang, the eldest brother of the comedy group was the first to scream at the top of his lungs.
Four men saw...
"Holy shit! Brother, you can bend and stretch, you are indeed our elder brother! Don't worry, brother, it doesn't matter if the four of us die, as long as you can survive, brother!"
When the eldest brother heard this, he was immediately moved to tears, "Good brothers! I will never forget you!"
Um!
The four men's eyes were extremely determined for a moment, and they nodded at the same time, then opened their mouths and howled... The sound was like a loud bell, they were yelling like crazy with all their strength...
The eldest brother was probably a little weak, and his voice was immediately suppressed. This was painful enough, but if compared with the betrayal of his subordinates... What the hell is this pain?
"You four bastards! I have to kill you!" The eldest brother roared to the sky, and the anger in it was almost condensed into real anger that could be directly seen with the naked eye!
After roaring, the elder brother howled again, and the loudness of his voice suddenly reached a higher level.
The four subordinates heard it... Damn it! Is this possible?
Brother Qianqian will be found again after he dies.
You only have one life, you must save it!
"Brothers, let's work hard! My eldest brother has a weak kidney and can't hold on for a few seconds. We will definitely win!"
"come on!"
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The strange, loud and ear-piercing children's songs naturally attracted a lot of melon-eating people passing by.
In less than a minute, there were already seven or eight uncles and aunts at the entrance of the alley, looking at the funny fivesome with their backs turned to them with puzzled expressions.
The uncles and aunties started chattering.
The Funny Five should have noticed, but unfortunately the five of them were desperately trying to shout louder...
The children's songs were too loud, completely covering up the chirping sounds of the adults and aunts.
"Did something happen?" The aunt was very curious. "Five grown men, all young, have gone crazy. It's really pitiful."
"Yeah, after a lot of effort, I pooped and peeed so big, how could I go crazy? Could it be that I really ate poop when I was a child?"
"You won't go crazy if you eat a little shit... There was a child in our village who fell into a latrine and ate who knows how much. Isn't it quite normal now?"
"Then these five people...did they eat too much?"
"I'm afraid...it's really pitiful. Maybe I really have no food to eat, so I have no choice but to be self-sufficient..."
At this moment, although Ding Ze had already exited the alley, he did not go far... He was just about to go far, but before he had time, he heard this... It is really indescribable, I am afraid it will make people laugh to death.
Poof!
Ha ha ha ha!
Self-sufficient!
It’s so disgusting! It’s so funny! I can’t do it anymore, I can’t do it anymore, please help me, I’m dying of laughter!
In the live broadcast room bursting with laughter, at this moment, who knows how many stupid viewers almost laughed until they couldn't take care of themselves...