199 If you dont keep your eyes, why dont you donate them?
Partridge Whistle probably doesn't often do this kind of thing like talking to strangers, so the whole process is indeed a bit stiff.
But it doesn't matter.
Because the current situation is like a couple going out for dinner and watching a movie at night. When they leave the cinema, they look at the time and, oh, it’s past eleven o’clock.
Then the boy wanted to live outside, but he couldn't say it directly, so he could only talk nonsense like "the moon is really round today".
It happens that girls also want to live outside. When they hear such nonsense, they will pretend to agree and nod, saying, 'Yes, it's really round.'
As a result, the moon was round and round, and Lang Youqing was interested in concubine, so the two of them went to the hotel.
Ding Ze thought of these things inexplicably and couldn't help but want to laugh. However, in this situation, it was really not suitable to laugh randomly, so he had to try his best to endure it and said seriously.
"A few months ago, a group of us went on an expedition into the desert to find the legendary ancient city buried in the yellow sand..."
Bah bah bah bah.
"In the end, they all died. I was lucky enough to escape with my life and escape from that hellish place. I originally thought that was the end, but I didn't expect that some time ago, I suddenly discovered that there was such an eyeball mark on my back."
"I suspected it was related to the ghost cave. I interviewed some people, but they had different opinions. Only one professor gave me some useful information, telling me that this mark is indeed some kind of curse."
"The professor asked me to try my luck at the ruins of Blackwater City, saying that there seemed to be such a mark there."
Ding Ze held a cigarette in his mouth and said something like this... These words, in the eyes of the stupid viewers in the live broadcast room, were half nonsense...
No, some idiot viewers laughed and said: "What should be said or not, the anchor's ability to talk nonsense has indeed improved!"
"As I said before, lying is a skill. When some people lie, others will easily believe it. Some people will not believe it no matter what they say. This is the difference between strong and weak skills."
"The anchor is obviously a master!"
"I heard that a good lie should be half-truth and half-false, making it difficult for people to understand! The anchor may have signed up for a tutoring class and been trained to lie."
“…..”
"I'm talking about you idiots? I just don't understand. How can you describe lying and deceiving people as so noble?" an audience member asked in confusion.
Ding dong, Lao Wang next door appears, "Hey, because people live their whole lives, they are always cheating. For example, when a man says to a woman (I have to work overtime tonight), he is actually going to take a shower. A woman says to a man (I have to work overtime tonight).
I’m going to stay at my best friend’s house tonight), but what it really means is (Husband, put your hat on!).”
"This way, do you understand?"
"??????"
"I understand you, uncle!"
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Strictly speaking, Banshan Taoist priests are not considered tomb robbers, because they are looking for ancient tombs, and what they enter are not the gold and silver treasures, but the Muchen Beads.
Today, the Taoist lineage of Banshan is withered and dilapidated, and Partridge Whistle is almost the last hope.
Partridge Whistle desperately wants to lift this terrible curse, and has developed an obsession in his heart that cannot be eliminated...
Therefore, under the influence of this obsession, after Ding Ze finished speaking, Partridge Whistle thought for a moment and directly revealed that he had followed Monk Chen to Heishui City and Tongtian Grand Buddha Temple to seek a way to relieve the curse.
...It couldn't be more reasonable.
Partridge Whistle said, while Ding Ze listened, he frowned little by little, showing an expression of disbelief.
Wait for Partridge Whistle to finish speaking.
Ding Ze immediately said, "Do you have it on your body too?"
Partridge Whistle nodded, and without any ink marks, he took off half of his shirt and let Ding Ze see it.
Ding Ze saw it, laughed silently, and then looked helpless. He sighed first, then shook his head, "I didn't expect that the world is really small. In this case, the destination is the same. If we are not afraid of getting into trouble, let's go together?"
"
The trouble here naturally refers to the consequences of killing five big-nosed old men in front of everyone just now.
You don't need to think about it to know that once the ferry arrives at Wuxiangbao, among the passengers on the boat, not to mention all, there will definitely be people with a strong sense of justice who will instantly forget that Ding Ze actually saved them, and only remember Ding.
Ze killed someone, so he yelled and wanted to recruit people to arrest Ding Ze.
Ding Ze had expected it and was naturally prepared. He didn't plan to get off the boat at Wuxiangbao Pier. He didn't want to get off the boat immediately like the original plot and then spend three or four days on land. That would be too troublesome.
When Partridge Whistle heard this, he grinned and said, "Brother Ding, you are just looking down on me. How can I care about such a little trouble?"
As soon as these words came out, it became a definite fact that Ding Ze successfully joined the gang.
Soon, the two of them got up. Partridge Whistle introduced Monk Chen, and the three of them formally met each other. Then they got together to discuss things for a while, deciding on the place to disembark and other matters.
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In the live broadcast room, today and up to this moment, for the audience, it can be said that one surprise after another has almost made them full of surprise.
after all……
"I'll go! Why do I feel like my IQ is not enough? At the dock before, the anchor was clearly targeting the priest and his group! Why now..."
"Same feeling! What did we overlook? Why did the anchor actually join the gang in the end, but it was the Partridge Whistle and the Chen monk?"
"Anchor, please say something. How did you figure it out?"
"Is it possible that the anchor initially planned to join the gang, and it was indeed the priest's gang. Later, the plan failed to keep up with the change, and five members of the priest's gang were killed by the anchor... Wait, no, no, if the anchor decided to join the gang from the beginning
It’s the priest and his gang, so it’s impossible for him to kill those five people!!!!”
“We must have overlooked some important detail!!!!”
"Damn it, I'm so anxious. Who is more majestic and majestic? Come out and tell me what's going on!"
"Why is the anchor so sure that Partridge Whistle and Monk Liaochen are the right people?"
“…..”
For a moment, the comments in the live broadcast room flooded the screen. Who knows how many people were asking repeatedly, eager to get the answer to this question.
Time passed by second by second, and finally, the person who was about to be shrouded in the spotlight, blinding the eyes of countless spectators, appeared!
Ding dong, Lao Wang is showing up next door. As a screen snooping addict, it’s really not surprising that she can decisively seize this opportunity.
"hey-hey!"
Lao Wang next door smiled sinisterly.
"I told you, if you keep your eyes for no use, you might as well donate them."
"What's hanging around Partridge Whistle's neck? Did you really not see it?"
"Or are you like me, your eyes only automatically recognize and focus on beautiful young ladies?"