Ding Ze swayed slowly with a cigarette in his mouth, walking around and looking for the stalls of Fatty and Hu Bayi.
According to his understanding, according to the description in the original work, the three fat men were trapped in Gulan County for a few days because of the rising water in the Yellow River. They waited for the water level to recede before setting off back.
Therefore, there is a high chance that he will not find it.
However, he ignored one problem... So as he was wandering around at this moment, he saw Fatty, a profiteer from a distance, smiling widely and foaming at the mouth. He was almost as virtuous as the stall owner who was scared away by him not long ago, holding the
With nothing but broken shoes, he tried his best to trick a blond foreigner couple...
Ding Ze was indeed taken aback. Fortunately, after being stunned for two seconds, he realized what was going on.
'No one stipulates the time of the Easter egg plot, it must be exactly the same as that of Tongtian Grand Buddha Temple.'
After I figured it out, I rolled my eyes like this again, hey, it's on my mind.
Ding Ze decided to change his plan temporarily to scare Fatty, a staunch profiteer!
Having an idea, Ding Ze immediately moved his eyes and looked around, and quickly found a way to get behind the fat man unexpectedly.
Little by little, little by little...
Ding Ze walked carefully, paying close attention to Fatty, Hu Bayi, and Da Jinya to make sure that none of them noticed him.
finally!
The shell gun was hidden under the clothes, and the muzzle of the gun was slowly pointed at the back of the fat man's head, approaching, approaching, on top!
"Wang Kaixuan! Don't move! I'm arresting you now for deception and abduction. Raise your hands immediately and don't make any unnecessary resistance!" Ding Ze said in a low voice with a hoarse voice, changing his voice a little.
then.
A bunch of idiot viewers in the live broadcast room: "??????"
"Hahahaha, anchor, look at you, you are such a bitch, how did you survive to be so old without being beaten to death?"
"I once had a friend who also liked to play like this, anchor, do you know? Now the grass on his grave has grown so high!"
"Fat man, please be angry. Don't be fooled. Resist quickly and beat the anchor to death!"
"Yes, come on, fat man!"
“…..”
It's a pity that Fatty can't add any fuel. He was already trying to fool around with his life, and suddenly he was pressed against the back of his head by the cold muzzle of a gun, and his brain would explode at any time...
It was purely a subconscious reaction. The fat man immediately trembled and raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, "No, no, no, no, you have the wrong person. I am not some kind of Wang Kaixuan..."
At this time, the person the fat man was fooling was the foreigner couple who were actually quite interesting. Instead of running away quickly, they instead stared at the show with their eyes wide open and looked confused... and the foreigner couple who was fooling an old customer next to them.
Big Gold Teeth, naturally have already seen Ding Ze.
Of course, Hu Bayi, who was sitting aside smoking and looking a little heavy as usual, as if the sky was falling again, should be the first to see Ding Ze.
When Hu Bayi and Da Jinya saw it, they were stunned at first, and then they laughed in perfect harmony. No one said anything, as if they were waiting to watch a show.
Ding Ze also laughed, and with a little force on his hand, he pushed the muzzle of the gun forward a little, "Get down! How dare you quibble! The whole Panjiayuan is so fat, and you are the only one who can do it!"
Fatty: “…..”
Little by little, his body was leaning forward, ready to lie down. Suddenly, his body shook violently, and the fat man finally reacted, "What the hell, no, no, what the hell are you doing in broad daylight..."
While cursing, the fat man turned around.
When Ding Ze saw it, he immediately took back the gun with a smile and hit his mouth twice, "Fat man, you are so courageous. You almost fell down just now."
Fatty: “??????”
His eyes moved quickly, and he saw the suppressed smiles on the faces of Hu Bayi and Da Jinya. They were thick-skinned, but the fat man's fat face immediately felt a little hot.
"Old Ding! Fatty, I was just cooperating with you in acting! Acting, do you understand?"
Ding Ze heard this and nodded with a smile, "I understand, of course I understand, you're such a tough talker."
Fatty: “…..”
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After a while of commotion, Fatty and Gold Tooth were fooling around... bah, doing business.
Ding Ze didn't want to be disturbed, so he sat next to Hu Bayi, handed him a cigarette, and asked about what happened after they separated.
He knew what happened after they separated. But the viewers in the live broadcast room didn't know.
Hu Bayi lit a cigarette and started talking.
Ding Ze held a cigarette in his mouth and listened carefully, just like the rest of the audience in the live broadcast room.
Time passes quickly.
Gurgling, Gurgling, Ding Ze's stomach growled. He felt hungry, so he touched his stomach and said, "I'm talking about the three of you... Hey, I don't even know how to describe it."
"Professor Sun is obviously trying to deceive you when he says that. After all, you are doing business in Panjiayuan. Can't you tell?"
"If you ask me, he must have discovered something, and those things are very likely to be subversive, so the leader silenced him and prohibited him from talking about it."
"For example, if his leader says that one plus one equals three, but what he discovered proves that one plus one equals two, can he say that? If he wants to say it, the leader must not mess with him?"
"This matter is easy to handle. Let's go to Gulan County together tomorrow. I'll come. I don't believe he can be so tough-mouthed with a gun pointed at his head."
Hu Bayi: "..."
"Well, this isn't appropriate. He is a professor after all, and we are asking him to do something..."
Ding Ze knew that Hu Bayi's character was indeed a bit twisted. When he heard this, he waved his hand directly and said, "I'm just giving you an example. I don't really want to put a gun to his head."
Gulu gulu.
"Okay, we'll talk about this later. Have you eaten? I haven't had lunch yet and I'm hungry."
soon.
The four of us went straight to a nearby mutton restaurant to eat hotpot mutton.
Ding Ze was really hungry. He wolfed down a half-full meal first. Then he pretended to have just thought of it, put down the bowl and chopsticks, wiped his mouth, lit a cigarette, and smiled.
"I was so busy eating that I almost forgot about the real thing."
Ye Yixin also has eyeball marks on her back. I have already mentioned it just now, so there is no need to mention it again.
Ding Ze said as he picked up the backpack placed next to the chair, put it on his lap, and unzipped it, "Fat man, you really should come with me to see Ye Yixin this time. Let me tell you, after watching Ye Yixin,
I found a big tomb over there!"
"I went in and took a walk. What do you think I saw?"
Fatty: "(ΩДΩ)!!!"
Big tomb? This pride?
Damn it! What a fart!
The fat man was so excited that he decided to ‘pop’, put down the bowls and chopsticks, wiped his mouth, and his eyes quickly lit up, “Old Ding!!! Underworld weapon? Have you made a fortune?”
Ding Ze immediately smiled and nodded, his smile hiding his merit and fame.
"Not only that...that place, my dear, there are mountains of gold and silver everywhere, it's so dazzling to see!"
While talking, Ding Ze unzipped his backpack and tilted it towards Fatty, Hu Bayi and Da Jinya, who were also excited, so that the three of them could see it.