After leaving the airport, I took a long stretch and looked up at the blue sky of this seaside city.
Comfortable!
Looking at the blue sky and white clouds, Ding Ze smiled, and his mood suddenly improved a lot and became smoother.
It's like being constipated for many days and feeling relieved all of a sudden.
All right, light a cigarette, call the watchman, and find out what's going on.
Life is at stake.
The waiting prompt sounded for a while, and then a lazy voice rang on the other side of the phone, "Hello, watch the security."
"Hello, I heard that you provide security services here," Ding Ze confirmed.
The voice on the other end of the phone was still lazy, and even yawned very unreliably, "Well, you heard it right, security service. Who introduced you to it?"
"Xue Chao of the Federation of Stars."
"Oh, Xue Chao, it's that poker face..." the lazy voice said. Suddenly, the owner of the voice seemed to realize something, and the laziness stopped abruptly. Listening to the voice, the whole person seemed to sit up all of a sudden.
He straightened up, "Wait! Are you Ding Ze?"
Well, there is nothing surprising. Since this watchman was introduced by Xue Chao, Xue Chao would have contacted him, which is normal.
Ding Ze blew out a puff of smoke, smiled and nodded, "I am."
"I'm going to...a big customer! Wait a moment!" The owner of the lazy voice is a woman. Of course, there is no doubt that she is a shameless woman, otherwise she would never be able to do the next thing...
Before Ding Ze had time to express his speechlessness at the words 'big customer', he only heard...
Over there on the phone.
The sand sculpture woman shouted excitedly.
"Boss! Boss! A big customer is coming! Our year-end bonus has been received!!!!"
Ding Ze: "??????"
"Boss, how long are you going to stay in the bathroom for? Do you hear what I said?" the saucy woman then shouted loudly.
At this time, the boss's voice sounded. The voice was also lazy, as if he had not woken up. "It's so early in the morning. Why are you yelling about not letting people sleep? Also, who is in the toilet? Special
What nonsense!”
The boss yelled unhappily and asked, "Which big customer is so excited?"
The shady woman: "Who else can it be? The anchor of Wolf Kill!"
Boss: "Damn... super big customer, what the hell are you still talking to me about... Uh, wait! Xiaoxiao, you are such an idiot, is your phone still open?"
"
The sand sculpture woman named Xiaoxiao: "Uh..."
There was a brief silence, and neither the stupid woman nor the boss spoke for a while.
So on the phone, Ding Ze could only look at the sky again with a speechless expression, and seriously thought about whether it would be a bit rude if he hung up the phone now...
If so... is it just a little bit impolite, or is it very impolite?
Ding Ze thought seriously, but unfortunately, before he could get a definite answer, the silly woman on the other side of the phone had already spoken first, and...
He was actually extremely exaggerated, acting as if he hadn't said anything just now, and said seriously, "Mr. Ding, I'm sorry to keep you waiting. How many security personnel do you need?"
Ding Ze: “o((⊙﹏⊙))o!!!!”
Please! Are you just pretending that the year-end bonus never happened?
Then should I cooperate with you and pretend not to hear anything?
But I really heard it!
"Sorry, I may have dialed the wrong number. Goodbye," his thoughts were racing and Ding Ze made a decision. He had to hang up the phone, otherwise this bullshit [Watch] would definitely drain him dry!
Who knows.
Ding Ze was just about to hang up the phone.
The shameless woman probably couldn't accept the fat sheep in her mouth and ran away like that, so her voice suddenly became sharp, "Mr. Ding!"
The voice was so sharp that Ding Ze couldn't help being startled.
The shady woman continued in a sharp voice, "Do you know what situation you are in now? Are you pretending to have made the wrong call and want to wait for the Storm Alliance people to come to your door?"
"Mr. Ding! Did Xue Chao's poker face tell you that the world is so big and only we [Watch] can protect you now!"
"Mr. Ding, it doesn't matter if you waste my feelings! But do you want to waste your life?"
Ding Ze: "??????"
Black shop?
Forced buying and selling?
Ding Ze was a little confused and took two puffs of cigarette before he calmed down a little.
Well, he really didn't want to be assassinated and end his life inexplicably, so...
Ding Ze thought for a while and said, "I have no idea of wasting my little life. The problem is, I feel that you guys are very unreliable..."
Hearing this, the sand sculpture woman immediately laughed, the sharp voice disappeared, and the smell of sand sculpture returned, "Mr. Ding, a person cannot be judged by his appearance, and the sea water cannot be measured. You are a wise man, how could you easily treat us [Watching Security]
How about making a conclusion based on strength? By doing this, aren’t you just like those awesome keyboard warriors on the Internet?”
Ding Ze: “…..”
"What you said makes sense...but what about the big clients and year-end bonuses you just mentioned?"
Facts have proved that the stupid woman is still very witty. She immediately replied without thinking, "Mr. Ding, no, you are hearing hallucinations! The Storm Alliance must have poisoned you! What did I just know?
Didn’t even say anything!!!”
"Mr. Ding, you urgently need our services, otherwise you may burp at any time!"
Ding Ze: “(ΩДΩ)!!!!!”
Awesome!!!
So awesome!
Even if I know you're talking nonsense, I still have to give you a thumbs up for your wit!
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Ding Ze thought about whether he should say it or not.
The [Watching Security] introduced by that guy Xue Chao should not be a random act.
In this way, the people guarding the security feel a little abnormal, which should be a manifestation of strong strength... Because if they didn't have enough strength to support them and dared to be so abnormal, they would all have died long ago.
That's right.
What's more, this idiot woman knew that he was about to be assassinated by the Storm Alliance, but she only showed excitement about the year-end award and did not show any fear of the Storm Alliance.
This performance should also explain some problems.
So thinking.
Ding Ze decided to get in touch and take a look first. If his judgment was wrong and this [Watching Security] was indeed unreliable, then he would replace him.
"Okay, I can't tell you, how do you charge?" Ding Ze asked.
When the silly woman heard this, she immediately smiled and said, "Hehe, don't worry, Mr. Ding, you were introduced here with a poker face, we will give you a preferential price."
"However, your current situation is very difficult. We are risking our lives to provide you with security services... In short, with various discounts, the price is 20 million per person per month."
"Mr. Ding, do you think it's very affordable? How many people do you want?"
Ding Ze: "??????"
Twenty million? One person? One month?
Then he had the nerve to ask me if it was very affordable????
Why the hell don't you go rob a bank?
Just like that, Ding Ze hissed and changed his mind.