"Brother Ding, when we get to the place, we have to be careful not to get involved with this fat guy. I really think he will kill us," Wu Xie blinked and suddenly said firmly and seriously.
then.
Ding Ze: "??????"
Please, are you serious?
How can such words come out of your mouth?
Shocked, Ding Ze had to take another look at Wu Xie.
Okay, really serious.
'It seems that Comrade Wu Xie's serious comedy skills are also well-received by Wu Sansheng.'
Ding Zeru thought, nodded and said nothing.
…..
It does make sense for a fat man to be so fat, and considering the time, it has only been half a month since he left King Lu's palace, and he has obviously gained weight again.
As soon as he got out, it didn't take him a while to get out the big mackerel that the boss of the boat had collected. Under the reluctant gaze of the boss of the boat, he was busy making a fish head pot.
The fat man started to do it himself, tossing all kinds of condiments and messy things. Good guy, the fragrance is spreading...
When Wu Xie smelled it, his stomach immediately growled, "Brother Ding, let's go eat something too."
Ding Ze smiled, indeed he was tempted by the scent.
soon.
A crowd of people gathered around the fish head pot.
The fat man was anxious, staring at the still boiling pot... As a fat man who can eat and loves to eat, what does it mean to boil it? No matter how hot it is, you have to eat it.
"Don't be stunned, grab your chopsticks and eat!"
The fat man said something rather heroic, and at the same time, he couldn't wait to stretch out his chopsticks, picked up a piece of steaming fish skin, and stuffed it directly into his mouth without thinking about it.
"Oh shit! Hot, hot, hot!"
Zhang Tuzi was sleeping in the cabin. At this time, he came over and sniffed close to the pot. He said with great acting skills, "It smells really good. Xisha is really good. We can't get such good food over there."
"Hey, hey, hey! Baldy, stay away from the pot, your saliva will spray into it." Seeing Baldy Zhang bending down to talk to the pot, the fat man became anxious and quickly stretched out his hand to pull him aside.
Zhang Tuzi: "..."
"Hello, please call me Mr. Zhang, or Professor Zhang!"
The words come out loud and clear.
When the fat man heard this, he was startled. He immediately stopped putting the fish meat in his mouth, "Bald man...oh no, you are the professor?"
An Ning was also present. At this moment, he saw a bald man to the left of the fat man, and the other bald man was shouting. The face of the bald man turned dark... so he had to open his mouth and quickly smooth things over, introducing the two of them.
After listening to what Aning said, he knew that Bald Zhang was really a professor and Fatty was a cheerful person, so he apologized decisively, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's because my eyesight is bad. Looking at your hairstyle, I should have guessed you."
It's the professor."
As soon as these words came out.
Aning: “….”
Zhang Tuzi: "..."
Ding Ze, who was concentrating on eating: "..."
In an instant, all the people next to the fish head pot all looked at the fat man and Zhang Baldy, whose face turned darker.
Zhang Baldzi froze, and after several seconds, he finally heard a voice, with gritted teeth, "Mr. Fatty, please stop joking about my hairstyle... Because, I am bald, and I am also bald."
Becoming stronger!!!"
Hear this.
Ding Ze: “(ΩДΩ)!!!”
Wait! Wait wait!
Damn it, what are you talking about?
Please! You are Zhang Qiling who is taciturn, cherishes words like gold, and is extremely cold!
When the hell did you become so funny?
In an instant, Ding Ze was shocked, so shocked that he was charred on the outside and tender on the inside!
Take a closer look at Wu Xie and the others who heard what Zhang Tuzi said...
"Pfft!"
"Hahahaha, Professor Zhang, you are so funny!"
"No, no, I'm laughing so hard!"
"Damn it! You guys are just laughing so hard, don't spit your saliva into the pot!" This was the fat man yelling.
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After making a fuss for a while, Zhang Tuzi took the bowl and chopsticks and started eating together.
The fish meat is smooth and tender, and the soup is delicious. It is really delicious beyond words.
"How's it going, Professor Zhang? My craftsmanship is pretty good, right?" After being teased to death by Bald Zhang's words, "I'm bald, I've also become stronger." The fat man immediately fell in love with Bald Zhang, as if the relationship between the two
, because of the little episode just now, it suddenly got a lot closer.
Ding Ze saw this scene in his eyes.
feel……
Well, this should be called having similar odors. All the good friends of a bastard will be a bastard, and the best friend of a beautiful girl will be a beautiful girl.
Bald Zhang grinned and nodded repeatedly, "Very good. Mr. Wang, you should open a restaurant. You will definitely make a fortune every day!"
"Haha," the fat man was very happy, "this can be possible... I met such an interesting guy like you today, even if this trip was not in vain, just wait, I will go to the boss of the ship to get some wine, otherwise we will just eat vegetables
It’s boring.”
With that said, Fatty Ma Liu stood up.
At the same time, the boss of the ship, who had been standing not far away since just now, smoking silently with a grimace... clearly heard what the fat man said. He was excited at first, then reacted very quickly, turned around and ran away!
pity.
Even though the fat man weighs more than 200 pounds, his body is all meat, but being fat does not mean that he is slow.
In fact, Fatty is a very flexible guy, in short, flexible Fatty!
The fat man saw the ship boss who was trying to escape not far away, and immediately ran over quickly. As he ran, he shouted excitedly, "Hey, ship boss, where are you going? This ship is only so big, what do you think?"
Where can I hide?"
Ding Ze heard: "..."
I can’t explain why, but some bad images immediately came to my mind.
How does it feel, like, the rhythm of robbing a common girl?
'Am I evil?'
Facts have proved that it is not Ding Ze who is evil, but the fat man's behavior and words that really make people think not to think about it.
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It's normal. If Lao Wang next door doesn't show up now, when will he wait?
"Hey, the poor ship boss is about to be mercilessly tortured by Fatty. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morals..."
"Pray for the ship boss!"
"Boss, you must be strong!"
"Please believe that when the chrysanthemums finally bloom, tomorrow will be better!"
“…..”
on deck.
Comrade Fatty, the Demon King, had nimble hands and feet. In less than two minutes, he took out the wine that the ship boss had given Lord Dragon to drink, and carried it out with a smile.
The fat man just walked out of the cabin.
The poor boat owner chased after him with a sad face, almost begging, "Fat Master, Fat Master, you can't drink this wine, it's for the Dragon King..."
"Hey, you, the boss of the ship, are really not happy at all." The fat man was not stingy, but he became impatient. As he spoke, he took out a bottle of Red Star Erguotou from his pocket and put it into the hand of the ship boss, "That's all right, I
I'll give you this good wine in exchange, and you can give it to the Dragon King to drink, and the Dragon King will be happy to come out and give you a twist."
Ship boss: “o((⊙﹏⊙))o!!!!”
Damn it!
Who are they?
First, the man named Ding came to reason with me with a submachine gun!
Now it’s this fat guy who’s like a bandit again!
Lord Dragon, show your spirit and take these two bastards away!
For a moment, the boat boss looked at the Red Star Erguotou in his hand... and wanted to cry!
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Ding Ze didn't drink, but he happened to have a good meal, so he lit a cigarette and watched the fat man making trouble.
Today's fat man is indeed a very happy guy who is not afraid of anything.
So, thinking about it this way, Fatty's joy really started to get acquainted with Wu Xie... or in other words, it only diminished little by little after he was involved in the Wu family's troubles.
If we hadn't bumped into each other at Lu Palace...
What will the life of a fat man be like?
Being idle is also idle. Ding Ze tried to imagine it and felt that there should be two possibilities.
'Either one has nothing to do but fight, make a fortune, eat and drink, and be happy all the time.'
'Or, one day, he will die in an ancient tomb unknown to anyone.'
Two possibilities, the odds are about half and half.
Thinking about it, Ding Ze thought of clouds again.
If Fatty had not met Wu Xie, theoretically speaking, Fatty would not have met Yuncai.
The question is, is not meeting someone a good thing or a bad thing?
'It should be a good thing,' Ding Ze thought for a while and said silently.
If he can't meet the clouds, sooner or later the fat man will meet other people like all living beings in this world...
If he hadn't met Yun Cai, Fatty wouldn't have cried so heartbreakingly when he found out that Yun Cai was dead...
As he thought about it, Ding Ze was slightly in a trance.
He didn't realize that the time he stared at the fat man was far longer than a normal man should stare at another man.
What's more, he was looking...so focused that the blinking frequency of his eyes slowed down a lot.
then.
Extremely reasonable.
The old Wang next door who was really busy today, Dingdong, appeared again: "Look at these affectionate eyes!!! It is indeed the case! No wonder the anchor rejected Ye Yixin! It turns out that he wants to make it even more difficult!!
!”
As soon as these words came out.
The crotch-gazing cat followed closely, and his tone was very clear with excitement, "Okay! Next door, Lao Wang, your use of words is really getting better and better, I admire you!!!"
Lao Wang next door: "Hey, actually I'm not that good. I have to continue to study and work hard to become a real car god one day."
Crotch-gazing cat: "Hey! I knew it! You guy next door, Mr. Wang, is so ambitious. You really covet the throne of the God of Cars!! I heard that the road is very difficult to walk, and the car will overturn if you are not careful.
Throughout the ages, there have been countless heroes who, after overturning their cars, disappeared and changed their minds...Old Wang, you have to think about it, you are already very skilled in driving, do you have to do that one thing that will lead to the death of thousands of bones?"