317 The passage is closed and it will turn into a meat bun!
"Hiss! Another amazing twist!!!"
Smoking, drinking, and perming his hair: "Haha, I just said that this matter is not over! It seems that I guessed it right."
Pingyi Jinren: "The game world of this series, judging from the current situation, should follow a healthier route of one pit after another, pit after pit..."
The most beautiful woman in the world: "!!!! I hate this kind of thing. Why are there so many traps? I'm not afraid of trapping people to death. Really!"
“…..”
The audience in the live broadcast room was chattering.
"What the hell, you have to use your brain to watch a live broadcast... If I had so many brains to use, I would watch a shitty live broadcast!!"
"I feel the same way! This series is really unfriendly to gay people like the one above who don't have enough IQ."
"?????? Damn it! What did you say! Have the guts to say it again!"
"Haha, this is the first time I have seen such an unreasonable request. I said, you are not intelligent enough."
"(??へ??╬)! Sabi, you want to find trouble, don't you?"
"..."
Ding dong, Lao Wang next door appeared, "Hey, you guys above, you are all too young to understand the fun of potholes on the road... In fact, these potholes are like being tied up, and the fun in them is, tsk tsk, endlessly wonderful.
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"(ΩДΩ)!!!!"
“…..”
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Bottom of the pool.
According to the original plot... Although the twist in this part is a bit abrupt, there is no way, the original plot is like this.
I saw and clearly heard the last shocking words of Menyou Ping, Wu Xie was silent for a while and did not make any sound again.
Upon seeing this, the fat man looked at the faces of Menyou Ping and Wu Xie. After circling twice, he looked at the stone tablet in the middle of the bottom of the pool. After thinking for a while, he walked over.
Ding Ze saw the fat man looking at him and beckoning him to come with him. There was no trace of ink, so he also raised his feet and started walking.
The two of them arrived in front of the stone monument.
The fat man did what he said, squatting down decisively, facing the stone monument, raising his orchid fingers, and the woman combed her hair.
Ding Ze: "..."
Um, this picture is indeed a bit disgusting and offensive.
Subconsciously, Ding Ze couldn't bear to look anymore and instinctively moved his eyes to the side.
The fat man combed his hair for a while, but he didn't see the mark of three fish connected end to end on the stone tablet, which made him very irritated.
"Old Ding, is the way I comb my hair wrong?" the fat man asked in a low voice, "How about you come?"
Ding Ze: “…..”
No, no, no, you absolutely cannot do this kind of thing!
There are tens of millions of idiotic viewers watching. If you do this kind of thing... then you are not going to be the same as those little bastards who are neither male nor female?
Thinking of myself turning into a little fresh meat...hiss!
Disgusting, very disgusting.
"No, there's no need to be so polite. I think you're doing a good job," Ding Ze shook his head and decisively refused.
At this time, there was silence for a while. According to the original plot, because my mind was in chaos and I couldn't figure out Wu Sansheng's nonsense, I simply gave up for the time being. Wu Xie, who didn't want to think about it anymore, noticed the fat man's behavior and walked quickly
Came over.
"Damn fat man, what are you doing?" Wu Xie's tone was a bit harsh because he was in a irritable mood.
The fat man heard the same words. Now, he was not used to Wu Xie, so he immediately pretended to be a woman's voice and replied, "I just combed my hair. Do you need to be so verbose?"
Wu Xie: "... Fatty, comb your hair! I think you heard the little brother say that there is a treasure in that room, and you want to go in and make a fortune!"
Fatty: "Of course!"
Be confident!
Wu Xie, who was directly criticized, was speechless for a while and had nothing to say.
Seeing Wu Xie's reaction, Fatty seemed very happy, and continued, "I have encountered so many evil things until now, but in the end I didn't get a single good thing. What the hell is this?"
"Little comrade, thieves don't make mistakes. If I go back to the Air Force, I will definitely have bad luck in the future. Then won't my fat man's great reputation be ruined?"
"Besides, don't be stunned. Your third uncle might be in that room... Don't you have a lot of doubts? If you find him, you will have all the answers!"
Ding dong.
The last sentence convinced Wu Xie instantly.
soon.
The person combing his hair in front of the stone monument was replaced by Wu Xie.
The fat man squatted next to him and wondered, "If it's not that the way I comb my hair is wrong, is it because I'm too fat that I can't see it?"
Ding Ze: “…..”
A bunch of dumb viewers in the live broadcast room: "..."
"Haha, this fat guy is really talented, and he feels so cute!"
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Ding Ze said he didn't want to comb his hair, so he didn't comb his hair.
So, after trying several times in turn and unable to see the mark no matter what, the fat man had no choice but to turn to the stuffy oil bottle that had already arrived next to the stone monument.
Menyouping wanted to find out what happened in that room, so he didn't waste any time. He squatted down in front of the stone monument and started combing his hair.
Ten seconds later.
It really lives up to the saying, if a man is in trouble, he will be able to defeat the other two.
"found it."
After more than a minute, the position of Shengmen was determined.
The secret door opened. The fat man was anxious about the night pearl in that room, so he obliged and got in first.
Ding Ze was second, Wu Xie was third, and Menyou Ping was last.
The passage is relatively narrow.
It really feels like walking in the alleys of an ancient town, with an uncomfortable and depressing feeling.
The four of them moved forward slowly without making a sound.
Within a few minutes of walking, everything was surrounded by dense darkness... This darkness, paired with this silence, was truly terrifying.
Ding Ze moved his eyes slightly and looked around. He had forgotten whether this was the first time he had walked through such a narrow path...
‘Why does it feel like it’s a new life and a second time familiar…’
'How many times have you walked, and you have become accustomed to it?'
Ding Ze couldn't help but think of this question.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! In the blink of an eye, after walking for a few more minutes, the fat man who rushed to the front was probably the desire for the night pearl, and was overwhelmed by the discomfort of this passage.
Temporarily suppressed.
The fat man complained, "This broken passage is too shabby. He also said that this is some bullshit way to heaven. If the way to heaven is so narrow, those big fat people in the sky probably don't have to go out and just stay at home every day.
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Discourse export.
Among the four people, according to the original description, only Wu Xie felt quite nervous and a little scared at this moment.
Out of fear, when he heard Fatty's words, Wu Xie immediately spoke up and challenged Fatty again to distract him, "Fatty, I don't think Wang Zanghai can be blamed for this. After all, this is an undersea tomb, and the space is limited, not as good as on land.
"
"Besides, he probably never imagined that a fat tomb robber like you would come to visit..."
Fatty: "Little comrade, do you know what this means? This means that Wang Zanghai's knowledge is still short... He thought that no fat man would come to fight against him, but he never imagined that a few hundred years later, there would be a fat man.
An extremely flexible craftsman like me was born out of nowhere!"
"Fat Master, I created a miracle in the reverse fighting industry, ended the nonsense law that fat people cannot fight backwards, and wrote history... Ouch!"
While blowing, the fat man suddenly stopped and cursed.
Ding Ze heard it and knew that this curse was, from a certain perspective, equivalent to the BGM for a thrilling plot!
Thrilling opening!
Comrades banned, get ready!
With this in mind, Ding Ze decisively stopped and looked at the fat man whose shoulders were completely pressed against the cave walls on both sides.
At this time, you must make a joke and adjust the atmosphere.
"Fat man, you stuck it perfectly...it reminds me of my favorite meat buns."
Fatty: “??????”
Pfft.
Wu Xie was amused and laughed, "Haha, if you didn't tell me, Brother Ding, I wouldn't have thought of it. But when you say it, it really sounds like it!"
Fatty: "(??へ??╬)!!! You two, laugh your ass off!"
"I was walking quite well just now, but why did I suddenly get stuck here," the fat man said while trying to squeeze forward.
Can't squeeze in at all.
Wu Xie didn't realize that something was wrong at this time, "Maybe there is a narrow section of this passage and you are too fat. Why don't you step back a little and turn sideways to get through."
Theoretically speaking, if you can't pass by walking directly, you should be able to pass by turning sideways.
but…..
The fat man took a few steps back, took a deep breath, put away his big belly, and tried to move forward sideways...
Still can’t get over it!!!
The fat man panicked, "No, no! I can't get through even if I turn sideways. Something is wrong here, something is wrong!"
As soon as he heard this, Ding Ze knew that it was his turn to play the BGM. He raised his arms decisively and put his hands on both sides of the channel.
One second, two seconds, that's enough!
"Fuck!!! Go back quickly! Damn it, this passage is closing, go back quickly, or we will all turn into meat buns!"
With a scream, Ding Ze quickly turned around and ran towards the pool.
Such a change of direction.
Menyouping, who was originally walking at the end, became the one at the front, Wu Xie became the second, Ding Ze became the third, and the poor fat man became the last.
Then.
The situation is critical and critical.
No one wants to be made into a roujiamo... Menyouping, who is already very good at his skills, shoots out like an arrow from a string with a swish, and runs extremely fast!
Wu Xie followed closely behind, and inspired by the extreme fear of turning into a meat bun... Wu Xie was running as fast as he could, using all his strength.
Although the speed is not as fast as the boring oil bottle, it is not much different.
As for Ding Ze, it goes without saying... Do you really think those agility attributes are fake?
So, between lightning and flint...
Fatty: “o((⊙﹏⊙))o!!!!!”
"Damn it, wait for me, don't run away by yourself, fat man, I'm still stuck here!"
The thin line between life and death...and the way to die is still the horrible way of dying like a meat bun...
The fat man became anxious, panicked, and roared angrily!
Ding Ze heard that it was impossible to look back, after all, the fat man could not die.
Then make a joke and liven up the atmosphere.
"Fat man! I'll sacrifice you and save the three of us!"
"It's time your advantage of large size comes in handy... You must resist it!"
Ding Ze ran wildly and shouted at the fat man.
Roaring sounds arose in the passage that was obviously accelerating and closing.
Fatty: "W(￣_￣)W!!!!"
Tens of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room: "(ΩДΩ)!!!!!"
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"Holy shit!!! What is going on? I thought the anchor liked fat people..."
"Anchor...how can you say such things? Fatty treats you as his brother!"
"Um, is it really just like in those movies, where brothers are just for sale?"
"Hiss!!! What you said... makes so much sense!"
"Anchor...you are truly worthy of being called Lang Mie. When it's time to sell your brothers, you don't hesitate at all. I admire you!"
"Upstairs, you admire you big-headed guy... Since you admire me so much, then go and be brothers with the anchor!"
"No, no, no, do you think I'm stupid?"
"..."
The crowd of spectators were chirping, which was just chirping, and basically meant no harm.
After all, on the one hand, the fat man had turned around and was running wildly.
On the other hand, the passage is so narrow and closing, anyone who is not a real sand sculpture can actually see that even if Ding Ze stops, it will be of no use.
What's more, Brother Magic and Comrade Wu Xie are already running so fast that they are almost flying.
Then, the most important thing is that if you observe carefully, you can find that although Ding Ze did not stop, he did slow down a bit.
Smoking, drinking, and perming his hair, he observed it and laughed, "The host is really well-deserved for his reputation as a wolf killer. At a time like this, he is still in the mood to tease fat people. How awesome!"
Ping Yi Jinren: "It's really awesome. If this were done to ordinary people, they would be scared out of their wits."
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"Old Ding! You are a cruel person! I am just a little fatter, but you actually want to sacrifice me!"
The situation was critical, but the fat man didn't notice Ding Ze's speed slowing down, so he ran wildly and yelled unhappily, "I was wrong. I still thought that in the future, we two brothers would be able to travel to the ends of the world with swords and steal all over the world."
Invincible..."
Ding Ze: "????"
"Damn it, fat man, don't speak so ambiguously! Also, save your fucking strength and run away, okay?"
The words just fell.
Because the four of them walked into this passage, including head and tail, and walked for about seven or eight minutes... During this period of life and death, the entrance to the passage was naturally close at hand.
I saw that Mengyou Ping, who was the first to run to the secret door, was opening the secret door.
The fat man really wasn't bragging, he was indeed very flexible. At this time, he had rushed behind Ding Ze and hurriedly shouted at Menyou Ping, "Brother, hurry up! Otherwise we will all turn into meat buns!"
The closing of the passage continues, showing no signs of stopping.
The situation is critical.
The difference between life and death is only a few dozen seconds.
But at this time...
Extremely rare.
Comrade Menyouping cursed a curse word, "What the hell!"
Ding Ze: “!!!”
Ding Ze couldn't help being surprised immediately, and then, instinctively, he asked himself a question that was very worth thinking about...
'The acting skills of Menyoupin, the words he said when he became Bald Zhang, the smile he showed, the few times he was funny, and the curse words just now...'
‘Could there be another hidden side of the stuffy oil bottle...’