322 Comrade forbidden woman, its time for a haircut!
"Ouch!!!!"
"hiss!!!"
"It hurts!!!!"
I saw that the saliva just spread like this...
The fat man immediately shuddered, jumped forward, and then jumped wildly, jumping and howling at the same time, and then cursed in pain.
"Comrade, are you really using toner or chili oil? It hurts me to death!"
"Ah, it hurts, it hurts, damn it, even if I was kicked in the balls, it doesn't hurt that much!"
"Oh shit! My dear mother, I have to leave my life in your hands today, Wu Xie!!!"
"Wu Xie, you are so cruel!!!!"
Wu Xie: "..."
A bunch of idiot viewers in the live broadcast room: "..."
"Hahahaha, the fat man is obviously in such a miserable state, why can't I stop laughing?"
"Haha, fat people are so funny! No wonder everyone says that fat people are generally funnier, and it seems that is indeed the case!"
"I can't do it, I can't do it anymore. I was holding my pee while holding it in. What the hell, I just laughed and peed!"
"(ΩДΩ)!"
"Shocked! Why did the young girl wet the bed? Is this the depravity of human nature or the depravity of morality..."
"Revealing the secret!!! A 20-year-old innocent girl suddenly became incontinent. What amazing secret is hidden in this? Please watch our reporter reveal the secret to you..."
"(#￣～￣#)!!!!"
"Ah! You bastards!!!!" The bedwetting girl was stunned for a moment and then ran away.
Unexpectedly, he couldn't run away for a second.
Ding dong, Lao Wang next door showed up, "Hey, tell me, why don't you have a long memory? Who is the first person to pee?"
"Forget it, I'll emphasize it again, you must listen carefully!"
"There is only one way to prevent this from happening again!"
"Block it!"
"W(￣_￣)W!!!"
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"Fat man, now I finally understand what Brother Ding meant when he said that you are so fat just because you can brag."
It hurts, which is good news and means it works.
Wu Xie relaxed. This relaxation... How could he not seize such a good opportunity and give Fatty a hard blow?
"You think you can do it? It hurts so much and you cry for father and mother? Can you be successful?"
Fatty: "!!!"
Speechless.
no way.
Whoever let this happen, it really seems like the fat face has been completely shamed.
Fat people are thick-skinned, but no matter how thick-skinned they are, there must be a limit.
The fat man fell silent, pretending not to hear, and continued dancing for a while. He felt more comfortable, and then he made no sound again.
"Hey, that's really strange, Xiao Wu, what brand of toner is that of yours? I'll buy a few more bottles later, and I'll take them with me in the future."
Wu Xie: "You can't buy the secret one."
The fat man calmed down, and when he heard this, he smiled playfully again, "Then I'll pay you, and you can secretly make a few more bottles for me."
Ding Ze: “…..”
Menyouping: "..."
Rare things happened one after another, and Menyouping smiled again and shook his head gently.
Ding Ze saw it.
Ding.
Suddenly a question came to mind...or rather, a possibility about the future.
'In the original work, Fatty is the only one who is a charade, and they have been moving forward in a state of confusion. Many things are unclear. There are not many opportunities for Fatty to be a charlatan.'
'Now, I know most things.'
'Then if I and the fat guy are paired together, it will be funny, just like doing cross talk.'
‘Will it be possible that as time goes by, the painting style of the boring oil bottle will be completely distorted? Will it release its true nature? Will it turn into a sand sculpture?’
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The fat man looked serious and wanted to buy it very seriously.
Wu Xie suppressed his laughter and happily cooperated with the fat man in making jokes, "Okay, one bottle costs one hundred thousand yuan."
Fatty: "So expensive? Comrade, you won't trick me, right? I haven't heard of any toner that is so expensive?"
Wu Xie: "I told you that it is secretly made and contains various precious Chinese herbal medicines. I will sell it to you for 100,000 yuan a bottle, which is a friendly price. If you think it is expensive, don't buy it. I will save you the trouble!
"
When the fat man heard this, he immediately became anxious, "No, no, no! It's only one hundred thousand yuan, no problem, buy it! Wait for me to touch more treasures later and buy eight bottles of ten."
Wu Xie: "..."
Okay, the commotion is almost over, it’s time to move on, otherwise it will really turn out to be a cross talk show in this ghost place.
Thinking about it, Ding Ze smiled and reminded him.
The four of them officially started moving.
It was Mengyoupin who still regained his poker face and took the lead.
A robber's cave is a robber's cave after all. It's not very spacious. If you want to walk around standing up, that's definitely not possible. You can only crawl.
Fortunately, all four of them are familiar with this kind of crawling.
He climbed up using his hands and feet at a very fast speed.
In the blink of an eye, half a cigarette passed, and the oil bottle crawling at the front said, "Fork in the road."
Wu Xie was crawling behind the oil bottle. When he heard this, he immediately squeezed forward and took a look at the situation.
Ding Ze crawled at the end, and with the help of his night eyes, he could barely see a little bit even if there was a big guy like Fatty blocking the way.
Although, he didn't need to see anything.
I saw that the Thief's Cave bifurcated, with a passage on the left and right.
At this time, Wu Xie spoke out, mainly to the fat man and Ding Ze behind him, "The passage on the left, not far inside, is blocked by bricks and stones. Ji Lianlian should have escaped from the right."
The fat man heard, "What's the ink mark on? Hurry up and crawl."
The four of them continued to climb forward and got into the passage on the right one after another.
We climbed for about four or five minutes.
The oil bottle at the front suddenly stopped again.
Stop this.
Ding Ze knew that this pause, from a certain point of view, was equivalent to the BGM for the appearance of Comrade Forbidden Woman.
Well, the BGM has started ringing...
Considering that in the near future, his actions will most likely go beyond the scope of the original plot... If you can get rid of this forbidden comrade, you'd better get rid of it, otherwise it will be very troublesome.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! With this in mind, Ding Ze stopped and immediately reached into his backpack and took out the gasoline bottle he had prepared in advance.
This is a good thing.
It can be sprayed in the form of mist, just like a spray paint can, and is very convenient to use.
The four of them stopped.
The fat man couldn't see what was going on in front of him and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Hey, don't talk!" Wu Xie whispered back.
At this time, Mengyoubo suddenly turned off the flashlight.
Seeing this, Wu Xie and Fatty quickly imitated each other, and Ma Liu turned off the flashlight.
The light disappeared, and it was pitch black inside the cave.
Silence spreads.
The four of them were motionless... Well, to be precise, Wu Xie and Fatty were mainly motionless.
Ding Ze was moving, not with his limbs, but with his sight.
He is looking for a forbidden wife!
In the original work, when the plot reaches this point, Wu Xie is caught between the fat man and the fat man... But Comrade Jinpo still ignores the fat man and the fat man, finds Wu Xie, and lets Wu Xie hug him.
it……
Why?
Is it because the younger brother is too fierce and Grandma Jin doesn’t dare to mess with him...and then, the fat man is too fat and Grandma Jin has a bad appetite, so she chooses Wu Xie?
what about now.
Now the three people have become four people, and there is one more person.
Will Comrade Jin Po still choose Wu Xie?
'Or should I say, choose me?'
Ding Ze thought silently for a while.
He was curious about the answer to this question.
I'm afraid, I can't talk about it.
After all, after all, Comrade Jin Po is just a woman who hasn’t had her hair cut for hundreds or even thousands of years... she can barely be considered a lesbian.
So, I'm really curious.
'Where will it come from?'
Ding Ze slowly moved his eyes.
Sudden!
Got it!
His eyes fell on the cave wall next to him... Ding Ze immediately held his breath, even the speed of his heartbeat was deliberately slowed down, and his whole body remained as still as possible without making any sound.
One second, two seconds, three seconds!
The hair flows along the cave wall, along the cave roof, from behind, silently, slowly forward, forward!!!
finally.
Stop.
Immediately.
Ding Ze's curiosity has an answer.
'As expected of the protagonist!'
'The aura of the protagonist is too strong.'
Seeing the pale little face in the big ball of hair, getting closer to Wu Xie little by little...