324 Menyoubo VS Sea Monkey, hang your head and kill!
Two flashlight lights suddenly came on.
One came from the flashlight in Ding Ze's hand, and the other came from the flashlight in Menyou Ping's hand.
Because Menyoupin was at the front, at this moment, the light of the flashlight was still forward and did not shine towards Wu Xie!
Ding Ze is at the back, and although the light is also forward, the effect it can play... is completely opposite!
Project the light!
The darkness in the area where the four people were located was instantly dispelled!
then…..
Just like in the original plot, Wu Xie suddenly saw the forbidden woman right in front of him, face to face with him, just a stone's throw away!
"ah!!!"
Wu Xie went crazy! He roared violently, pushed Jin Po away with all his strength, and then ran forward with all his strength, using his hands and feet to escape!
At the same time, because Ding Ze suddenly turned on the flashlight from the back, the fat man immediately saw the big clumps of hair that were moving rapidly in the cave...
The fat man also roared fiercely. Like Wu Xie, he crawled forward crazily, risking his life and shouting, "Fuck! What the hell is this?"
As soon as the fat man's roar came out...
After fleeing to Menyou Ping, Wu Xie was forced to stop because the hole was too narrow to pass through. He was desperate again and yelled in extreme fear, "Ghost! There is a ghost! Run!!!!"
The roar surged.
It’s too late to say it, but it will be soon!
As the flashlight in Menyoupin's hand suddenly changed direction and shined backwards... In an instant, the two flashlight lights shining in opposite directions completed the fusion!
The seemingly endless, surging hair is completely revealed!
Wu Xie: "!!!"
Fatty: "(ΩДΩ)!!!"
"What the hell!" Upon seeing this, Ding Ze, who was at the back, saw a large amount of hair coming towards him. He decisively took out a gasoline bottle and shouted, "Fire! Quickly light the fire! This damn thing is forbidden, I'm afraid
fire!"
The roar came out, but Ding Ze didn't dare to delay. He was at the back, which meant he was the most dangerous!
This is indeed the case.
In the original plot, the fat man was at the end of the team, and the moment the lights came on, the forbidden woman's figure moved quickly, hiding behind the fat man, and then wrapped him up...
Now he becomes the last one...
As expected, he helped the fat man endure a disaster and became the target of the forbidden woman!
"Damn it, this ghost place is so evil, it even has such a thing!" Roaring, Ding Ze decisively crawled forward for a while, "Damn fat man, you damn motherfucker crawl quickly!!!"
The situation is critical and every second counts.
The speed of banning is too fast, and there is really too much hair.
Once you get entangled, it will definitely not be good!
Fortunately, he was the one who knew the plot after all. Ding Ze had already prepared for this, and as soon as he got a little away from the forbidden mother-in-law...
Tsk! Tsk!
He pressed the gasoline bottle in his hand hard, and the gasoline sprayed out in the form of mist toward the side wall of the cave a little distance away from him.
Between the electric light and flint.
Ding Ze quickly took out the windproof lighter from his pocket and threw it out.
Pfft! Sizzle!
This kind of gasoline is a military product with extremely high purity and is flammable when exposed to fire.
The flames burst out and immediately seemed to come alive, chasing the hair on the cave wall and spreading happily.
Fire appears.
While illuminating the forbidden woman, it also forced the forbidden woman to not dare to catch up again.
I saw that under the reflection of the dancing flames, the pale face of the forbidden woman with half exposed hair was instantly full of resentment.
Ding Ze saw it.
What should be said should not be said.
Such an expression and such a meaning are so damn similar to those middle-aged women who, no matter how hard they try, are eventually ruthlessly rejected by their husbands!
Sadness, resentment, dissatisfaction...
So thinking.
Ding Ze suddenly felt that this forbidden woman was really a little pitiful...
'But there is nothing we can do, we are enemies now!'
'Find a stronger husband in your next life!'
Sighing secretly.
Ding Ze decisively twisted his body, first put his feet close to the flames on the cave wall, and burned off the hair tangled on them. Then, he quickly pressed the gasoline bottle again, letting the gasoline spray out towards the forbidden woman.
Almost sprayed it.
He picked up the lighter next to him and threw it hard again.
This is not the end yet. Considering the subsequent plot, it is best for this forbidden woman to die here and be done with it...
Ding Ze has no ink marks.
He let go of the gasoline bottle, replaced it with a submachine gun, and pulled the trigger.
Chug tug tug!
The muzzle of the gun gushed out, and the dense bullets formed a slightly shaking line of fire in the narrow robbery hole.
The line of fire went straight to the forbidden woman.
"squeak!!!"
An absolutely sharp roar came from Jin Po's mouth, venting her anger.
Sensing the danger of her life, the forbidden woman's body disappeared into the thick hair very quickly. At the same time, the seemingly endless hair showed true speed, dancing crazily, and gathered into a ball in the blink of an eye.
, forming a hair shield!
I saw that although this shield was not a real shield, it seemed to be even more powerful than those bulletproof shields and body armor vests!
The bullet entered and disappeared immediately. It was swallowed up by layers of hair, no one knows how many layers of hair...
See the situation.
Ding Ze quickly released the trigger, grabbed the gasoline bottle again, unscrewed the cap, and threw it out with great force. Then he took out another windproof lighter from his pocket, lit it on fire, and threw it out!
Sizzle!
The sound of hair burning was dense.
It sounds like it has an indescribable sense of penetration, and at the same time it also has a very clear sense of pleasure.
Ding Ze smiled, picked up the submachine gun again, and fired all the remaining bullets at the forbidden woman who was like a fireball and fled along the robbery hole at full speed.
“Squeak squeak squeak!!!”
The sharp roar of the forbidden woman continued, echoed for a long time, and refused to dissipate...
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"It's a pity that I still couldn't kill him." Seeing that the fireball had completely disappeared, Ding Ze felt really sorry and said this not just to show off.
Hear the words.
Wu Xie, who had hugged the forbidden woman just now and was almost about to have a kissing scene with the forbidden woman: "..."
The fat man was so frightened that his whole body was covered in stinky sweat, and his fat face turned extremely pale again: "..."
The fat man's body became a little weak, and his mouth moved, "Old Ding... you, you damn girl, do you want to be so fierce?"
Immediately after the words came out, without giving Ding Ze a chance to say anything, the fat man's voice came out again, "Also, was that gasoline you sprayed just now?"
"Well, when you come out to fight, you must have all the equipment," Ding Ze smiled. It was indeed a pity that he didn't kill the forbidden woman, but it was something he couldn't help, so he wouldn't worry about anything. "I won't risk my own life.
joke."
Fatty: "...that makes sense! I've learned that. Old Ding, you are still reliable, unlike Wu Xie who brings toner when he comes out to fight."
Wu Xie: "??????"
When he heard his name, Wu Xie, who was almost scared out of his wits after the wave just now, finally came to his senses and immediately gritted his teeth.
"Damn fat man! I should have made you moldy and itchy to death before!"
Fatty: “￣□￣｜｜!!!”
At this time, Menyouping made a sound and reminded, "Now is not the time to rest. We have to leave here quickly. It is very likely that the forbidden woman will come after us."
Hear this.
Wu Xie and Fatty were both stunned at first, then they didn't dare to say anything anymore and hurriedly crawled forward after Menyou Ping.
Before Wu Xie came to this undersea tomb, he accidentally heard about the forbidden woman at the antique market. At that time, he only thought that the forbidden woman was something like folklore. He had just come into contact with it in person...
"Brother, what on earth is the Forbidden Woman?" Wu Xie cried out with lingering fear as he crawled, "Why did it crawl into my arms? And when I hugged it just now, it felt like it was naked.
Like women?"
The curious baby, the innocent comrade, asked with a tone full of curiosity and doubt, as if he didn't realize at all that these words came out of his mouth...
How amazing it would be!
No!
Menyouping heard this and stopped suddenly...
Not to mention the fat man, as soon as he stopped, his words came out of his mouth spontaneously, "Fuck!!! Little comrade!!!"
"That thing got into your arms?"
"You still hugged it?"
"And you thought it looked like...a woman without any clothes on?"
The fat man's eyes widened, he was extremely shocked, and he asked three deadly questions in succession!
Wu Xie: "..."
He fell silent, seemingly finally realizing how stupid what he just said was.
It's a pity that how could a fat man give up on such an important and exciting thing so easily...
The fat man asked, "Comrade, I want to ask you, have you ever had a girlfriend? Could it be..."
Wu Xie: "!!!"
Silence has no effect!
Wu Xie became angry from shame and said anxiously, "Damn fat man! Shut up!"
Fatty: "Hey."
A burst of evil laughter.
It's impossible to shut up, your personality is like this, and you are so fat. If you don't have a flexible tongue and talk more, what fun will there be?
The fat man smiled evilly, "Little comrade, don't worry, we are destined to be together. After we go out with our hands this time, I will take you to find a good place, take a bath, get a massage, and see the new world."
"
As he said that, the fat man changed the subject.
"Brother, and Lao Ding, it's settled. After we get out, we'll take a good bath and be happy."
Meng Youping, who stopped for a few seconds only out of surprise, was already crawling forward: "...You, stop talking!"
The tone was clearly a bit harsh, even scolding.
Ding Ze noticed... and was slightly startled.
Um?
Could it be that Comrade Menyouping...
I really need to start to release my true side little by little...
'Why do I feel... something terrible is about to happen...'
Thinking of this, Ding Ze shook his head hurriedly, not daring to think about it any more.
after all.
If the oil bottle is no longer cold, it will really turn into a sand sculpture...hiss!!!
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It's like taking action, one against two.
The effect is the same when the oil bottle is opened.
The fat man shut his mouth obediently, and the four of them continued to crawl forward.
Menyou Ping briefly told Wu Xie what he knew about the Forbidden Woman.
It is said that the forbidden woman is a creature born in the water and is afraid of fire and so on...
End of brief words.
Peace returned to the thief's cave.
The four of them crawled forward silently. After crawling for about five or six minutes, the cave changed its direction again and turned into a zigzag upward...
The stuffy oil bottle at the front knocked on the wall at the corner and said, "Looks like we've reached the edge of the undersea tomb."
After saying that, Menyouping took the lead in climbing up.
Ding Ze and three others followed.
After climbing for another seven or eight minutes, the upward robber cave reached the end. The team stopped, and Mengyoupin said, "There is no way."
When Wu Xie heard this, he was shocked. He thought that the dead end meant that this robbery cave was a dead end, so he hurriedly squeezed up and squeezed to the side of the stuffy oil bottle.
When the two of them were so crowded, the fat man behind him couldn't see what was going on above him, so he asked irritably.
Wu Xie replied, "There are a few green granite slabs on top. Don't shout, they seem to be able to be pushed."
While talking, Wu Xie and Menyou Ping raised their hands and vigorously pushed the stone slab upwards.
Soon, the light from the night pearl in the room above came in a little bit.
When the fat man saw it, he was excited, "Damn it, I've been climbing for more than half an hour, and I'm finally here! Brother, that light should be the light of the night pearl, right?"
Menyoupin said nothing.
Wu Xie retorted, "Damn fat man, you know Ye Mingzhu..."
The words stopped abruptly.
Sudden.
The bright light of the night pearl shone freely, making Wu Xie confused for a while.
The next second.
The Sea Monkey, who had helped to move the green turquoise stone slab away suddenly, suddenly appeared in front of Wu Xie with his extremely ugly face covered with scales!
It’s also really miserable!
Not long ago I was face to face with the forbidden woman, and now I am face to face with the sea monkey!
'This is probably the fate of the protagonist.'
Ding Ze couldn't see what was going on above... He didn't need to look, he just sighed silently, then quickly turned his head and shined the flashlight towards the robbery hole behind him.
The forbidden woman has not appeared yet, it will probably take a few seconds.
At this time, Wu Xie's scream sounded, "Fuck!!! Sea Monkey, back up, back up!"
The moment the words were spoken.
When Ding Ze saw the forbidden woman appearing, he immediately yelled, "Damn it, that forbidden woman is still chasing her! Wu Xie, what on earth did you just do to it?"
Wu Xie: "!!!!!Brother Ding, this is a critical moment, please stop talking nonsense, okay?"
Ding Ze: "Haha, don't be so serious. I'll deal with the forbidden woman! Fatty, give me the gun!"
Fat man: "Old Ding, you underestimate my fat man's wit."
The words just fell.
Chunk! This is the sound of a submachine gun!
Bang bang bang! This is the sound of a pistol!
Chi chi chi! This is the sound of Ding Ze spraying gasoline forward.
There was a loud sound of gunfire.
Everything happened too fast.
The flames burst out again, and Ding Ze repeated his old trick. He opened the gasoline bottle and threw it directly towards the forbidden woman's position, and then yelled, "We must not retreat, otherwise we will become a barbecue!"
Menyoupin responded, "Follow me."
Said something.
Bang!
Mengyouping fired another shot, forcing Sea Monkey to move away from the hole. He seized the opportunity and jumped up. After landing firmly, several more gunshots rang out, "Come up!"
Hearing the sound, Wu Xie quickly tried his best to climb up.
Seeing that Wu Xie had gone up safely, the fat man moved decisively, "Old Ding, stop playing with that forbidden woman, come up quickly!"
Ding Ze: "You are so damn fat! If you don't get up, how can I get up?"
Fatty: "..."
Despite being fat, the fat man was still very nimble and climbed up quickly.
Ding Ze was the last one to return to the ground. As soon as he came up, he immediately called to the fat man, "Close the stone slab quickly. This sea monkey must die today!"
Kaka!
Replace with a new magazine.
Chug tug tug!
This room is not as big as Menyoupin described before, and there are no doors on the four walls... So where did this sea monkey come in?
Forget it, this issue is not the focus for the time being.
The point is.
These thick golden nanmu columns are really in the way!
I saw a sea monkey that looked like an invincible Xiao Qiang, jumping between the pillars at an extremely fast speed, and from time to time it even climbed up the pillars quickly...
The bullet misses!
Realizing this, Ding Ze decisively released the trigger and threw the submachine gun to Fatty.
Menyou Ping made the same decision earlier, and directly handed over the black gold dagger that belonged to Ding Ze.
"I come."
Menyouping said.
Just two words, simple and direct, with a calm tone, just like saying 'I've eaten'.
Ding Ze heard: "..."
The audience in the live broadcast room heard: "..."
"Hiss!!! The magical little brother is so powerful!"
"This is a pretense, I'm convinced! I'm so convinced!"
"Sure enough, the old saying is absolutely true. Invisible pretense is the most deadly!"
"Anchor! Don't be so dumb, hurry up and learn more!"
"..."
"You idiots upstairs, what are you talking about? Who is showing off? My husband doesn't mean to show off at all. He is just saying that he wants to do a very ordinary thing. How can he be in your eyes?
Here, it becomes a show-off?"
"Yes, that's absolutely correct! I think you idiots are probably the trolls on the Internet who think the rich are pretending to be cool no matter what they do!"
"Haha, well said! I find that in this day and age, there are so many trolls like this!"
"I also discovered it! These trolls have so much time to spray the sky and the ground...why don't they want to make more money, add more content, and improve themselves."
A group of spectators said: "????"
"Hey, how good are you female idiots?"
"I don't even urinate and take pictures of myself. I don't do anything serious all day long. I just catch a handsome guy on the Internet and call him husband!"
"Bah! Are you the only one who deserves it?"
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The BGM of Menyou Bottle has already sounded.
Naturally, Ding Ze was very aware of current affairs and did not interfere. Instead, he bent down and worked with the fat man Wu Xie to move the really heavy green granite slab to the entrance of the cave.
After the slate was covered, the three of them turned to look at the battle between Menyouping and Sea Monkey.
Only seen.
Menyou Ping was very fast on his feet and rushed towards the very angry Sea Monkey who had been shot several times and was grinning.
This sea monkey is also really ferocious.
Seeing Menyou Ping rushing towards him alone, he immediately roared and rushed towards Men You Ping with his mouth wide open!
It's too late to say it, but it's soon.
Seeing the sea monkey rushing towards him, Menyou Ping immediately moved and quickly adjusted his direction. He lowered his foot and rushed towards the nearest golden nanmu pillar.
Then, he kicked off the upright pillar with one foot, turned around in mid-air, and landed his knees with great accuracy on the shoulders of the sea monkey who had chased under the upright pillar, causing the sea monkey to stumble downwards!
Next second!
Menyouping's legs suddenly clamped down on the sea monkey's ugly head!
immediately.
The body twisted!
Click!
The sea monkey's ugly head was forced to turn 180 degrees.