"Haha, congratulations to the host for his shameless skills, which have reached a new level!"
"Anchor, do you know? Your behavior really reminds me of an old saying, which is that the most humble person is invincible!"
"Hey? If you say that, isn't that just right? Our Wolf Kill anchors should be invincible. Otherwise, if we don't pay attention, we will be in trouble?"
"What you said upstairs makes sense!"
"Then anchor, keep working hard, don't let down your guard, and strive to be invincible as soon as possible!"
“…..”
In the live broadcast room, there was a commotion as usual.
Outside Caiyun Inn, Fatty and Shirley Yang walked out after eating. They were a little confused when they saw Hu Bayi who looked confused.
The fat man asked.
Ding Ze smiled and briefly explained the situation.
The fat man understood and immediately smiled at Hu Bayi and said, "Old Hu, there is nothing wrong with what Old Ding said. You really don't know the heart of a good person."
Hu Bayi: “??????”
Shirley Yang also smiled, but her smile contained more of helplessness than joy, "Okay, the three of you are almost a hundred years old together, how can you not make trouble like this all day long?"
Shirley Yang said helplessly, and then asked Ding Ze, "Mr. Ding, you just said there is a third way to get to Zhelong Mountain. Do you have any basis for it?"
When Ding Ze heard that he couldn't keep pretending, he smiled and said, "On our way here, the tea seller mentioned the quarry workers... Those workers went to the other side of Zhelong Mountain to quarry stones.
If you can’t get in or out, you have to climb over the mountain.”
Hear the words.
Shirley Yang and the other three were all shocked.
The fat man was the most straightforward, and he said decisively, "Damn it! How come I didn't notice this problem at all?"
"I think it's probably because your ears are just for decoration," Ding Ze teased the fat man with a smile. Then, before the fat man could respond, he moved his eyes and looked at the peacock playing not far away.
.
"Peacock, can you come here? I want to ask you something," Ding Ze shouted.
Peacock Ma slipped over and said, "Brother, what's the matter, you ask."
Ding Ze smiled, he really liked this cute little girl, "We plan to go to the back of Zhelong Mountain to catch butterflies tomorrow. Is there any good way to get there?"
Peacock nodded, "Yes, there is a tunnel at the bottom of the mountain. There is water in the tunnel. Brother, you can go through it on a bamboo raft like the stone quarry workers, and you will be able to reach the other side in a while."
Hear this.
Ding Ze did not continue to ask, but turned to Hu Bayi and smiled, "Old Hu, I just say that you don't need to worry about things all the time. To be honest, doing that all the time is not good for your health."
Hu Bayi: "..."
After being speechless for a while, Hu Bayi immediately opened his mouth and asked Peacock about the situation of the tunnel.
Unfortunately, Peacock was still young and had never entered that tunnel. Facing Hu Bayi's questions, he could only shake his head and said, "I have never been in there. For details, brother, you have to ask my sister-in-law, she should know."
"Well, then I'll go and ask. Thank you," Hu Badi thanked him, and because he was anxious, he turned around and walked towards the inn.
"You're welcome," Peacock responded, then asked Ding Ze, "Brother, do you have anything else?"
Ding Ze heard that, strictly speaking, there was really nothing else but one small thing, "No, thank you. You really helped us a lot."
With that said, Ding Ze took out ten ten-yuan bills from his pocket, bent down and put them into Peacock's hand, "Now, this is a reward for you."
Peacock: “o((⊙﹏⊙))o!!!”
Peacock was stunned for a moment. He looked at the money, then at Ding Ze... He was stunned for several seconds before finally reacting, "Ah! No, no, I didn't do anything, so I can't take your money."
Peacock was anxious for a while, shook his head repeatedly, and hurriedly handed the money back to Ding Ze.
"Let's do this. If your sister-in-law agrees tomorrow, you will lead us to the entrance of the tunnel. The money will be used as travel expenses. In this way, you have done something. If you accept the money, it will be fine. Right.
wrong?"
Peacock:"?????"
He was stunned again.
The little head is spinning.
"It seems right, but it seems wrong..."
Peacock pondered for a while and came up with the answer, "No, you helped us carry things today, and I can't take your money."
When he spoke, his tone was extremely certain and decisive.
"Brother, please take the money. I still have a lot of things to do. Bye."
After saying that, Peacock put the money in his hand on the stone next to him, then turned around quickly and ran towards the inn as if he was running away.
In the blink of an eye, Ding Ze and the others disappeared from the field of vision, leaving only the lame 'lies' still floating slowly in the air.
….
Ding Ze: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a"
Ding Ze was slightly surprised for a moment because he didn't expect Peacock to make such a move.
After being shocked for a few seconds, he came to his senses.
Ding Ze couldn't help but sigh with emotion. He smiled and shook his head, "She is such an overly cute girl."
Fatty and Shirley Yang heard this and nodded in agreement.
"When I look for a wife in the future, I will have to use this standard to find a wife," the fat man said very seriously.
Ding Ze heard: "Then I'm afraid there is a high chance that you will be a bachelor."
Fatty: "(#￣～￣#)!!!"
-------------------
In the live broadcast room.
The commotion of the sand sculpture audience paused briefly, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little heavy.
"Hey, I don't know why, but when I see a girl like this, I can't help but regret that I was too young, got married so early, and married a tigress to keep at home..."
"Brother, I can understand you, we are all careless!"
"Yes, I was careless. When I was hesitant about getting married, I should have done it... Now think about it, if I had done it at that time, hey!"
"e=(′o｀*))) Alas!!! It's a pity that life can't be repeated... There's no way!"
“…..”
For a moment, in the live broadcast room of [Your Ancestor], the sighs from the audience of male sand sculptures continued one after another.
I saw a group of male spectators, one after another, as if the valve in their hearts suddenly opened. Boom boom, they were not letting out water, but simply releasing floods, rushing to express their feelings.
See this scene.
How would all the female viewers in the live broadcast room be happy, especially the married female viewers?
It's definitely better than impossible.
Then, in the live broadcast room of [Your Ancestor], there suddenly seemed to be an earth-shattering explosion.
Bang!
The war has begun! A large and terrifying number of female spectators have launched a counterattack with great momentum!
"Haha! I realize that you men are really cheap!"
"At first, you were chasing us with sweet words and begging us to marry you. But now, everyone is saying they regret it?"
"Tell yourselves whether you are cheap or not!"
"Besides, it sounds like you regret it? Don't we regret it?"
"Don't look at what you are like after you get married! You accomplish nothing and don't care about anything..."
Bah bah bah bah.
A moment of effort!
Men's sins are laid out one after another...
Good guy, at first glance, this is shocking!
"Well done! Let me add one more thing. After you get married, you guys, you have either eaten secretly outside, or you are eating secretly. No matter how bad it is, you will definitely have the idea of eating secretly!"
"Are you all so fucking retarded? You all can't control your wretched things. Do you have to cut them off?"
Exploded, exploded!
A group of male idiots in the audience: "?╬??д??╬?!!!!"
"Fuck you, it's like you don't eat secretly!"
"If you didn't eat secretly, how did people like Lao Wang next door appear?"
"Old Wang next door, come out and take a few steps!"
…
Lao Wang next door: “??????”
What the hell? Let me take two steps?
You idiots, do you think this girl is a fool?
Outside a certain island villa, classmate Wang Zhiwei was lying on a beach chair, facing the sea and the spring flowers blooming. He cursed to himself, then picked up the drink on the table next to him and sipped.
"This girl is so witty!"
"You want to drag me into the water, dream!"
--------------------------
Outside Caiyun Inn.
Hu Bayi moved very quickly. After a few minutes, he asked the landlady about the situation of the tunnel. He quickly walked out of the inn and began to repeat the story briefly.
"The landlady said that there are many caves of different sizes at the bottom of Zhelong Mountain. Legend has it that they were dug by ancient ancestors. I can't tell you exactly when."
"Later, rebel bandits got into those holes and fought guerrilla warfare with the officers and soldiers. The officers and soldiers did not understand the terrain inside, and finally chose to block all the entrances with stones, trapping the bandits inside... Now that
There are many bodies inside."
"A few years ago, when workers were quarrying stones, they discovered a large cave with lava inside, and most importantly, there was an underground river."
Hu Ba said this in one breath.
"This underground river passes through the mountain and is directly connected to the Snake River on the other side of Zhelong Mountain."
"The water flow in the underground river is not fast and the water depth is good. You can tie up bamboo rafts and float across the river... The boss lady said that because of the topography, it is easy to go with the flow."
"On the way back, you have to put in a little more effort, hold on to the pole and paddle back slowly."
Hu Bayi finished speaking.
The fat man immediately became excited, "Isn't it just rowing? Don't worry, you can watch me perform for you then."
"God is really helping us this time and even gave us an underground river...I was still worried before about how to get so many exposed weapons."
"Okay now, we will definitely make a big fortune this time!"
The fat man chirped for a while, acting as if the weapon was already in front of him and was just waiting for him to move it.
See the situation.
Hu Bayi and Shirley Yang suddenly had unbearable expressions on their faces.
Shirley Yang couldn't help but said, "Fat man, we are here to find the Muchen Bead this time, not to find a bright object. Don't make a mistake."
The fat man heard this and grinned, "Ms. Yang, looking for the Muchen Bead and touching the Mingwei. There is no conflict between these two things. Could it be that we are looking for the Muchen Bead and pretend we haven't seen the Mingwei when we see it? Aren't we fools?
?”
Shirley Yang: “…..”
"Ahem!" At this moment, seeing that Fatty and Shirley Yang were about to fight again, Hu Bayi quickly spoke up, acted as a peacemaker, and changed the subject, "Then it's settled, we'll build a bamboo raft tomorrow morning.
Pass through the underground river, and when you get there, proceed according to the human skin map."
"It's getting late. Let's have a good sleep tonight and replenish our energy."
Words spread.
Ding Ze and the other three nodded, walked into the inn without any more nonsense, and went to sleep.
The next day came in a blink of an eye.
Ding Ze was not that tired yesterday and got up at nine o'clock.
Seeing that Fatty and Hu Bayi were still sleeping, they went out for a walk with cigarettes in their mouths, breathing in the fresh air in the mountains and forests.
It's past ten o'clock.
Just like the original plot, Hu Bayi and Fatty were grabbed by Shirley Yang.
The four of them had a simple meal in the inn, put on their backpacks, and followed the peacock toward the tunnel.
The tunnel is not too close or too far from Caiyun Inn.
After walking for about twenty minutes, you can already see the bamboo forest outside the tunnel from this position.
His eyes fell on the bamboo forest, and Ding Ze asked, "Peacock, you can reach it after passing that bamboo forest, right?"
Peacock nodded, "Well, after passing the bamboo forest, you can see the tunnel."
"Okay, then go back. That place seems weird and gloomy. It's not suitable for a little girl like you to go there."
"Ah, but we haven't reached the place yet..." Peacock hesitated a little, and then, probably because he knew there was a body in the tunnel, he was a little scared, "Can you find it?"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Ding Ze smiled and said, "Don't worry."
"Okay, then I'm going back. Brothers and sisters, please be safe. Goodbye."
"goodbye."
A little girl in the mountains is naturally no stranger to mountain roads.
After a while, the peacock had walked away along the original path.
Seeing this, the four of them raised their feet and headed towards the bamboo forest.
"Mr. Ding, you seem to like peacocks very much?" As they were walking, Shirley Yang suddenly asked.
Ding Ze heard this and nodded. He had nothing to hide, "Well, the little girl is very cute."
"Then why didn't you give me the money this time? Or did you leave the money at the inn?"
Ding Ze: "..."
"Ms. Yang, someone once told me that it is not a good thing for a woman to be too smart."
Shirley Young: “????I think that’s nonsense.”
Ding Ze smiled and said nothing more.
Shirley Yang didn't ask any more questions.
Because what Ding Ze said just now is equivalent to giving a positive answer.
In five or six minutes, the four of them arrived at the bamboo forest. They did not rush to cut the bamboo, but continued walking forward to the tunnel entrance to take a look at the situation and measure the water depth in order to decide how to tie the bamboo raft.
Arrive at the tunnel entrance.
Ding Ze had no experience at all in this area, so he shut his mouth obediently, holding a cigarette in his mouth and watching the three fat men busy.
The three of them were busy for a while.
Hu Bayi came to the conclusion, "The four of us weigh about 600 kilograms...all the equipment taken together may weigh 200 kilograms."
"The width and water depth of this tunnel don't seem to be a problem now."
"But the width of this kind of passage inside the mountain is most likely not constant... If we build a large bamboo raft and encounter a narrow place, we may get stuck."
"We have to tie two bamboo rafts and tie them together lengthwise."