The audience who suggested that Ding Ze is an alien probably would never have thought of it in their wildest dreams. In fact, from a certain perspective, he was right!
After all, Ding Ze is a time traveler.
There is actually not much difference between time-travelers and aliens.
Of course, the audience member's original intention was just to say it casually, and the audience members in the live broadcast room naturally listened casually and could not take it seriously.
So, in the blink of an eye, the idea that Ding Ze was an alien was naturally covered by various new comments and disappeared without a trace.
…
The riotous spectators were ridiculed and were about to start a fight...
Unexpectedly, before the words could be spoken, his eyes were suddenly forced to freeze...
One after another, their eyes were locked on the live broadcast screen for an instant. The large group that suddenly appeared was about the size of a palm, with golden scales and two rows of sharp teeth, which were frantically chasing the python's teeth.
On Viperfish...
In less than a second, some of the spectators who reacted quickly were the first to react and roared in displeasure...
"Haha, what a waste of our feelings!!!"
"Anchor, you guy, you don't do anything that has anything to do with people!"
follow closely.
Within three seconds at most, the live broadcast room of [Your Ancestor] once again exploded with no surprise at all... At the same time, the atmosphere permeating the live broadcast room was no surprise at all, and suddenly, from now on
Extremely shocked, I returned to the happy sand sculpture... Of course, this sand sculpture atmosphere must have a very strong sense of speechlessness!
The audience members were angry, and immediately you finished singing and I appeared on the stage. They all banged on the keyboard to express their displeasure...
"Damn it! Anchor, can you be a human being? I thought you were so awesome that you roared the giant python away after just a few words! It turns out that you have nothing to do with me at all!!!"
"Anchor, there is an old saying, don't pretend to be cool, otherwise you will be struck by lightning if you pretend to be cool!"
"Actually, it's okay to just show off... The key is, you're using these piranhas to show off... Anchor, don't you feel shameful?"
"→_→!!"
"Anchor! You broke the rules of the pretentious world! You are a rat's tail juice!!"
The crowd of spectators chirped for a while.
At this time, the rich guy smoking, drinking, and perming his hair appeared, smiling happily, "But let's not say it, the anchor's skills are really awesome!"
The local tycoon Pingyi Jinren followed, "Haha, indeed, I don't know whether to admire him or despise him!"
The richest person in the world is the most beautiful, "→_→!!! I said, how can you be so calm? That's a piranha!! Why do you act like you don't care????"
A group of spectators: "..."
Ding dong, Lao Wang next door said: "You guys, when you see these piranhas, do you have any bold ideas?"
A group of spectators said: "!!!"
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On the bamboo raft.
Because of the darkness, the three fat men could hear the sound coming from behind the bamboo rafts, which was like the crazy friction of iron sheets, and they could also feel the crazy stirring of the water surface...
But they couldn't see the saber-toothed viperfish that had caught up with the giant python and were about to make a meal.
If you can't see it, you will naturally have doubts.
The fat man was the first to speak, and his tone was complicated, including confusion, fright, and shock.
"Old Ding!! Are you a human or a monster? Why did that giant python run away after you yelled a few words?"
"Also, what the hell is this noise?"
The fat man asked hurriedly.
Hearing this, Shirley Yang, who had the same doubts and had already turned on the flashlight and shined it towards the back, said in a similarly complicated tone, "There seems to be something running up in the water..."
After saying that, Shirley Yang looked at Ding Ze and asked in an uncertain tone, "Mr. Ding, the reason why the giant python suddenly escaped was because of something in the water?"
The words hit my ears.
Ding Ze turned his head and glanced at Shirley Yang.
This big pussy is destined to last only a few seconds.
It feels good enough, so naturally it’s hard to hide anything anymore.
Ding Ze thought for a while and realized that it would take some time for the giant blue-scaled python to be eaten. Moreover, they had already reached the exit of the huge cave and could go out immediately...
If this is the case, then let’s put on a little extra effort and maintain the high-level demeanor that we have maintained for so long.
As an expert, he would naturally not get nervous when nothing happens, so Ding Ze decided to make a little joke to liven up the atmosphere.
"Miss Yang, you are much smarter than Fatty and Lao Hu... It seems that Lao Hu may not have a good life in the future."
Shirley Yang: "(#￣～￣#)!!!"
Hu Bayi: “╮(╯▽╰)╭!!!”
Fatty: "..."
Look!
What is the art of speaking?
One sentence makes three people unhappy, this is the art of speaking!
Shirley Yang was unhappy, ashamed and annoyed, "Mr. Ding!!!"
Ding Ze: "Miss Yang, don't get excited, I'm just complimenting you."
At this time, Hu Bayi, who had been silent for a while and frowned again, spoke, "Old Ding, now is not the time to joke. What is there in the water? How could you put that
Did the giant python get scared and run away?"
Hearing this, Ding Ze smiled and said, "Old Hu, you are always too serious. We finally saved our lives. Relax, relax."
Hu Bayi: "..."
Okay, the joke is over.
It's better not to waste any more time, otherwise you might accidentally kill yourself.
Ding Ze spoke again, his tone more serious, "But you are right, Old Hu. I think we should dock the boat quickly and hide on the shore for a while, otherwise those piranhas will eat the giant python."
, they will probably come to eat us."
Ding!
The fat man suddenly shook his body, and the look of fright on his face quickly increased, "Old Ding! What did you say? Piranha?"
Shirley Yang was also frightened, but she didn't say anything. Instead, she quickly moved her hands, took out the flare from her backpack, and fired it towards the giant python.
Flares flew out.
Immediately, the sight of who knows how many sword-toothed viperfish, frantically eating the blue-scaled giant python, appeared!
Shirley Yang: "(ΩДΩ)!!!! It's a sabertooth viper!!! Come on, come on, come on, come to shore!!"
Both Fatty and Hu Bayi also saw that horrifying and terrifying scene. There was no need for Shirley Yang to remind her...
The two hurriedly used the engineering shovel again and paddled desperately...
While paddling, the fat man yelled in great displeasure, "Damn it, what are you afraid of? There are piranhas in this damn place. What I'm most afraid of are piranhas. What the hell..."
The fat man cursed for a while, "Also, Old Ding, you damn girl, you knew there were piranhas, why didn't you tell me right away, and you still made a joke... When can you not make a joke, and do you have to make it when it's life-threatening?"
You guy, sooner or later my life will be ruined by you!"
Ding Ze: "??????"
Hey! This damn fat guy!
Ding Ze suddenly felt angry and funny.
"Damn fat man, if you talk like that, I'm going to be unhappy."
"Whenever I get upset, I can't control myself."
"If I throw you into the water to feed the fish at that moment, you can't blame me."
Fatty: "???!!!"
"Brother Ding, I was wrong."
The fat man opened his mouth and said this in an extremely sincere tone.