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393 Just a little joke

In the canopy, an eerie silence began to spread...

Ding Ze was stunned;

He really didn't expect to hear such words. He was so confused for a moment that he barely recovered after a few seconds. He couldn't laugh or cry...

Damn it!

This guy, Fatty, is really afraid of ghosts and his imagination runs wild...

Ding Ze shook his head helplessly, moved his mouth, and was about to explain.

suddenly.

Ding dong, a good idea came to me.

hey-hey.

This part of the plot of the big banyan tree is actually not that dangerous. Speaking of it, it is just the eagle owl and the strange jade coffin. Don't rush it for a while...

Then take this opportunity to tease the fat man a little.

After thinking about it, Ding Ze grinned at the fat man, trying to make his smile look as sinister as possible.

Immediately, he moved his mouth, sneered, and spoke in as sinister a tone as possible, "Haha, I didn't expect you, a fat guy like you, could actually see that! There are two times!!"

"In this case, I don't have to pretend anymore. Let's show it off. I'm a ghost!!"

"Damn fat man, take your life!"

The extremely horrifying words floated into the air and spread rapidly in the dark hours before dawn.

Instantly, of course...

Fatty: "!!!"

Hu Bayi: “(ΩДΩ)!!!”

Shirley Yang: “╮(╯▽╰)╭!!!!”

The fat man was shocked and dumbfounded. His body of more than 200 kilograms shook violently...

"Holy shit, shit, shit! Old Hu, hurry up, hurry up, get the glutinous rice, get the black donkey's hooves, fuck him quickly!!"

The word "fear" was clearly written on the fat face. The fat man was so frightened that he stepped back and yelled almost hysterically...

When Hu Ba heard this, he was stunned for almost a second.

"What the hell, how could it be... Go back, go back, I've never dealt with a ghost before!" Hu Bayi was also severely frightened, and quickly backed away. At the same time, he quickly took out the black donkey's hoof from his backpack and grabbed it.

inside!

The fat man shouted, his voice full of fear, "I'm going to be killed by you this time. I said don't come up. There must be a ghost. You have to come up. It's okay now. Old Ding has been tricked..."

…”

Hu Bayi: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up, let's retreat first!"

Hu Bayi is actually also very afraid of ghosts, and Ding Ze knows this.

so……

Holding back his laughter, Ding Ze thought about it for a moment, then raised his foot and took a step forward towards the fat man, "Haha, where to retreat? You can't run away! Stay with us!"

After speaking out, Ding Ze decisively shouted at the cabin behind him, "Brother, of these three people, who do you like the most?"

What a coincidence.

Dang! Dang! Dang!

At this moment, the penetrating knocking sound sounded in an extremely timely manner.

It sounds like a response.

Hearing the sound, Ding Ze decisively seized the opportunity and said, "This fat guy, right? That's good! Brother, just wait, he'll be here soon!"

Fatty: "Ah!!!! Old Hu, help me quickly. I haven't touched the open weapon yet. I can't die here!!!"

Hu Bayi was obviously frightened at this time, his face was pale, and the cold sweat on his forehead was clearly visible... His body was trembling slightly.

"Brother, brother, there is always a wrongdoer and a debtor. We just passed by accidentally..." Hu Bayi said with a trembling voice, "Please let us go. If you have any last wishes, we can help you."

Finish……"

Hu Bayi kept talking for a long time.

Ding Ze heard it.

When time reached this moment, looking at Hu Bayi and Fatty with horrified faces, he had really reached the limit of holding back his laughter... He was just a little bit close to bursting into laughter...

‘It’s not good to keep playing, otherwise I’m afraid it won’t be over in a while.’

With this in mind, Ding Ze suddenly stopped and asked in a dark voice, "Can you help me finish it?"

Ding!

Hearing this, Hu Bayi was shocked, and then nodded quickly, "It's okay, you say!"

Ding Ze: "Haha, then beat the shit out of this fat guy and I will let you go!!!"

Hu Bayi: “o((⊙﹏⊙))o?????”

Fatty: "!!!"

Shirley Yang was really brave. Although she took a few steps back, she didn't show much fear: "╮(╯▽╰)╭!!!!"

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[Your Ancestor] In the live broadcast room, a group of spectators said: "??????"

"Holy shit, shit, shit!!"

"What is going on? Is the anchor just pretending?"

"Seems to be……"

"Nima, this acting is amazing, I really thought he was possessed by a ghost... What the hell, he was actually faking it!"

“…..”

"Haha, anchor, you bitch! If I were a fat man, I would beat the shit out of you!!"

"Punch the shit out? If I were a fat man, I would not only beat the shit out of the anchor, I would also have to make the anchor eat the shit!!!"

"Hey! Upstairs, you are such a talent!"

"Fat man, come on, don't be a coward. If you don't beat the shit out of the anchor today, you won't be a man!!"

"Well said, fat man, come on!"

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On the banyan tree, in the crown.

The fat man was really afraid of ghosts, so he was really frightened by Ding Ze. He blinked his eyes repeatedly and finally came to his senses and realized what had happened.

then.

The fat man was angry: "(??へ??╬)!!!! Old Ding! Damn you, you damn..."

Bah bah bah bah, the fat man cursed for a while.

As soon as the fat man finished scolding, Hu Bayi, who was also frightened, said, "Old Ding, you guy, can you joke about this kind of thing? I was almost ready to jump."

Ding Ze smiled, took out his cigarettes, lit one, and shook his head.

"Haha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

When it's time to apologize, Ma Liu apologizes.

"What I originally thought was to follow the fat man's words and make a little joke to help the fat man practice his courage."

"I didn't expect the effect to be so good..."

"But Lao Hu... I know that fat people are afraid of ghosts. How could you..." Ding Ze changed the topic with a smile. He believed that as soon as he said this, Hu Bayi would never be entangled in the joke again.

Sure enough, I just saw it.

Hu Badi suddenly looked embarrassed: " ̄□ ̄||!!!"

Immediately afterwards, he subconsciously turned to look at Shirley Yang, who looked helpless next to him...

Men, face is really important.

"If it were just a ghost, I wouldn't be afraid of anything..." Hu Ba stiffened up and explained for a while.

When Shirley Yang heard this, as a really smart woman, she naturally immediately understood what was going on.

Shirley Yang shook her head helplessly, "Okay, okay, you three are really, I don't even know what to say about you... You are such an adult, why can't you be serious? Don't look at it now.

when."

With a helpless expression, Shirley Yang continued, "Stop making trouble, business is more important. Let's see what's going on in this plane."

As he said this, Shirley Yang, who was really brave. From a certain point of view, she was indeed bolder than Hu Bayi and Fatty, walked to the side of the plane.

See the situation.

Ding Ze and the others said nothing more.

At this time.

When, when, when.

The penetrating knocking sound sounded again.

Ding Ze heard, "I still think the sound was made by some kind of animal. I'll knock it again to see if I can drive it out."

As the words came out, Ding Ze moved his hand without any ink, and the gun butt hit the fuselage again.

This time I increased the intensity.

Bang! Bang! Bang!


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