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399 Fatty, you deserve it!

The familiar yet unfamiliar ticking sound suddenly sounded again unexpectedly!

In an instant, because his eyes were wide open, his fat face was almost pressed against the tree hole...

"Ah!! There are ghosts!"

The fat man was not surprised at all. He was so frightened that he screamed. At the same time, out of pure instinct, he quickly stepped back...

Retreat this time!

Click!

In the end, the branches under my feet were still unable to hold up as in the original plot. They announced their surrender and broke apart...

"Fuck~~~"

The sound of breaking suddenly sounded, and then, the fat man screamed again in fright. His feet were missing and he fell down...

Fortunately, there is a safety rope, otherwise if I fall from this height, I will die or be disabled.

However, because the safety rope is fixed to the main trunk...

I saw that the fat man, whose head and feet looked like the living figurines in the tunnel before, was pulled hard by the safety rope and slammed into the main tree trunk.

Bang!

The body of more than 200 kilograms came into close contact with the thick main trunk. The sound was dull and painful to listen to!

The truth is, it really hurts.

No, the fat man immediately let out the kind of howl that a pig would make when killing a pig, "Ouch, ouch, it hurts, it hurts! It hurts me to death!"

The howl was so loud that it seemed to echo in this strange forest.

Ding Ze and the others heard...

The three of them were stunned for a moment, and then they all shook their heads with a smile on their lips in perfect tacit understanding.

"Damn fat man, you deserve it," Hu Bayi said, ruthlessly retorting, "As soon as you hear that there is a treasure, you act like you are risking your life."

"Let's see if you dare next time!"

If there is a fight, the person must be pulled up. You can't just hang him like this.

As Hu Bayi spoke, he slowly moved towards the safety rope holding the fat man.

The same goes for Shirley Young.

Although the branches on the banyan tree are relatively thick, they are still branches and cannot tolerate running wildly.

At this time, because Ding Ze was close, he had already reached out and grabbed Fatty's safety rope, and was trying to pull Fatty up little by little... This was not an easy task. After all, Fatty was a real man.

It weighed more than 100 kilograms, and after hitting the tree, the whole person rebounded a little and started to shake.

"Damn fat man," even though he had some strength in his hands, Ding Ze was still struggling, "you must lose weight starting from today! Otherwise, you will be hung up if this happens again next time!"

Fatty: "???!! Reduce, reduce, reduce, guaranteed!"

At this time, Hu Bayi and Shirley Yang arrived at the safety rope, and they pulled the safety rope together.

Ding Ze moved his eyes slightly, took a look, and said nothing. He only suddenly thought of a question, 'Does this count as an unintentional intervention?'

He knew that the four people were now concentrated in this area... The situation was similar to the original plot, which meant that the main tree trunk containing the jade coffin would soon crack...

He needed the main trunk to split, so...

'Lao Hu, Shirley Yang, I'm sorry, I'm afraid you have to experience what a fat person feels.'

Ding Zeru muttered something silently.

The words just emerged.

Creak, creak!

The sound that symbolized the main tree trunk cracking suddenly sounded.

"Fuck! What's that sound?" The fat man heard it and shouted anxiously.

Hu Bayi and Shirley Yang also heard it, and they both instinctively raised their heads and looked upward, where the "creak" sound came from...

Seeing this, when it's time to act, you still have to act, otherwise you will be cheating.

Thinking about this, Ding Ze decisively raised his head upwards, and then he was startled, "No, you damn fat man, you've torn the main trunk apart! Lao Hu, Miss Yang, fix yourself quickly."

"Fat man, hang up for a while!!!"

Fatty: "(ΩДΩ)!!!"

Hu Bayi: “╰(*°▽°*)╯!!!”

Shirley Young: “!!!”

It's too late, it's too late.

Hu Bayi and Shirley Yang had no time to do anything...

Creak, creak, creak!

The horrifying sound of the main tree trunk splitting from the middle rushed into the ears of the four people.

Ding Ze did not hang up the safety rope and did not dare to be careless at this moment. He quickly hugged a thick branch next to him to stabilize his body.

As soon as my body stabilized.

The clicking sound suddenly became rapid, then continued continuously.

'Bang! Bang!'

Two dull voices sounded. Ding Ze turned around and saw that even though he reminded him at the last moment, Hu Bayi and Shirley Yang were still injured because of the rapid toppling of the trunk on this side of the banyan tree.

He lost his balance, fell, and hit a tree trunk.

"Forgive me, this is what the plot requires." Ding Zeru lowered his head and glanced at Hu Bayi and Shirley Yang who were accompanying the fat man, and Ding Zeru silently "repented".

After confessing, Ding Ze called out, "Lao Hu, Miss Yang, are you two okay?"

Hu Bayi was hit hard, "It's okay..."

As soon as the words left my mouth.

Squeak, squeak!

Another harsh sound sounded.

The fat man heard, "Nima, here we go again, what is it this time!"

Ding Ze knew what it was. He looked up and saw, "The banyan tree cracked and the plane lost its balance..."

I couldn't finish my words.

The huge plane wreckage collapsed, and with a burst of wind, it plummeted to the ground.

'boom!'

The first close contact between the plane wreckage and the ground... The sound was deafening, and the movement was really exaggerated. It was like a couple who hadn't seen each other for a long time. They finally got a chance, and the thunder from the sky stirred up the fire on the ground, vigorously...

"It should be fine now," Ding Ze glanced at the plane wreckage on the ground and said, "With the plane gone, the tree should not continue to crack."

The main reason why the banyan tree cracked was that the huge plane wreckage and the two hundred kilogram fat man at most played a supporting role.

as expected.

As soon as it got rid of the plane wreckage that had been entrenched in the tree crown and weighing it down for almost forty years, the banyan tree relaxed and decisively stopped splitting.

There was a squeaking sound and disappeared.

Upon noticing this, Ding Ze immediately looked at the dark red jade coffin that was now basically fully visible in the tree canopy.

"Fat man! We are going to be prosperous now. This thing in the tree is not just jade, it is a coffin!"

Ding Ze pretended to be excited and called Fatty.

When the fat man on his head and feet heard this, he was immediately excited. He gritted his teeth decisively and forced his head up, looking at the cracked tree trunk.

Look at this.

"Holy shit, shit, shit!"

"This thing is worth my money at first glance!! It's really going to be developed now, Old Ding, hurry up, pull me up! I want to take a good look."

The fat man shouted excitedly.

Hu Bayi and Shirley Yang both looked up at this time and saw the dark red jade coffin in the crown of the tree.

Hearing Fatty's cry, Hu Ba opened his mouth and started to fight again, "Damn Fatty, can't you just calm down a little bit? You're already hanging, and you're still thinking about money..."

Shirley Yang also spoke up, "You two, stop making trouble now, let's go up quickly."

Shirley Yang said, took out the mountaineering pick, inserted it into the trunk of the tree, and started to climb up.

When Hu Bayi saw it, he didn't say anything and climbed up.

So, watching Hu Bayi and Shirley Yang climb up little by little, but the fat man did not dare to move because of his fear of heights, he became anxious.

"Old Ding, it's daylight now, and my fear of heights has broken out... What are you doing? Please help me get up."

Ding Ze: “…..”

It is impossible to pull.

More than two hundred kilograms.

Tired to death.

Ding Ze smiled, took out a cigarette, and lit one, "Fat man, it's not that I don't want to pull you up, but I can't pull you up by myself. You hold on for a while longer, waiting for Lao Hu and Miss Yang to come up."

"

Fatty: “o(╥﹏╥)o!!”


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