At this moment, the number of viewers in [Your Ancestor]'s live broadcast room has exceeded 80 million, and is rapidly heading towards 90 million.
This means that within today, the number of viewers will exceed 100 million, and there will be almost no suspense.
At the same time, it also means that the noisy scene in the live broadcast room can be described as exaggerated... After all, one sand sculpture is not scary, tens of millions of sand sculptures gather together... Hiss!
"By the way, do you understand? What are the anchor and Hu Bayi talking about?"
"Well, you upstairs, your IQ is really hard for me to watch. You don't understand this?"
"(??へ??╬)!! Go away, I said it as if you understood it."
"Haha, of course I understand! Do you think everyone is like you, with a negative IQ?"
"[○?｀Д′?○]!!! Then tell me."
"I'll just say it if you ask me to? Who the hell are you?"
“…..”
The spectators were chattering and making noise as usual.
At this time, Comrade Mao Renzuo said, "Why do I feel that the earth spirit that Hu Bayi mentioned is the same as the inventory of some single men who have been saving it for a long time and never had a chance to release it?"
Jingle Cat: "Hey, you are indeed Comrade Miao Rensui. The description is very apt! I give you a thumbs up."
Glancing at the person: "(*^▽^*), that's a compliment, I just said it casually."
Staring at the crotch cat: "There is no need to be so modest, because this description is really apt and vivid. According to this idea, the earth energy under the two big banyan trees must be the earth energy under the tomb of King Xian.
The difference between inventory that has lasted for one year and inventory that has been stored for ten or even decades!”
The crotch-gazing cat said, "A year's worth of inventory is already full of dark clouds and thunder... Ten years or even decades of stock could be released all at once. Hiss, that wouldn't make the sky collapse."
Is the sky collapsing?"
As soon as these words came out.
There was a brief moment of tranquility in the live broadcast room.
After a few seconds, the silence ended.
A bunch of idiotic spectators exploded: "!!!"
"(ΩДΩ)!!! Awesome. Although as a single, I feel insulted, I still want to say, this statement is awesome!"
"I admire you! You are indeed a racing party. While racing, you explained this problem clearly. Two big guys, please accept my knee."
"It's really awesome!"
“….”
"I have a question. I can barely accept it if I save it for one year. But is it really possible to save it for ten years or even decades? How ugly does it have to be to take so long to look for it?
I don’t have a girlfriend.”
Ding!
In the live broadcast room, there was suddenly a brief moment of tranquility again.
The tranquility this time only lasted for a second.
One second later, the audience exploded because of the single male idiot!
"F*ck! It's starting a fight, isn't it! Upstairs, you fucking say that again? You see, I can't beat you to death!"
"If you have the guts to give us your address, we can chat in person."
"Brothers! Let's start the war. If we don't scold Shabi and cry today, we will be sorry for the years we have been single!"
"……."
In the blink of an eye, who knows how many singles appeared one after another, and the live broadcast room was in chaos.
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On the banyan tree.
Ding Ze and the four of them started working together, and the heavy coffin lid was completely pushed open and turned to one side.
The scene in the jade coffin appeared.
I saw that almost two-thirds of the area in the jade coffin was filled with black and reddish purple liquid. At first glance, it looked like blood.
The four of them looked at it for a few seconds.
The fat man said, "How about we get rid of these liquids? This thing looks really disgusting, and I don't know if it's poisonous or not."
Hu Bayi heard: "Don't worry, let's see what happened to the body first."
After saying that, Hu Bayi handed the penis-detecting claw in his hand to the fat man, then picked up a mountaineering pickaxe, reached into the jade coffin, and pulled twice towards the armpit of the corpse.
"It's hooked. I'll pull him up to take a look. Be careful," Hu Bayi warned, and then used his hands to pull the body up little by little.
Suddenly, the height of the dark red liquid in the jade coffin dropped significantly as the corpse emerged little by little.
This shows how fat this corpse must be!
Soon, the body appeared in the sight of the four people.
The fat man looked at it and saw that the body was not moving, so he asked Hu Bayi, "Old Hu, what seems to be wrapped around this body?"
Hu Bayi frowned slightly and replied, "Military crystals, this thing is very precious. Its main function is to prevent corrosion and preserve freshness. It is said that when the emperor of the Han Dynasty was in power, his body was covered with a layer of crystals."
Fatty: "?(?>?)?!!! Very precious? Hehe, let me come. You have to take this kind of good thing back, and you can't give it to this old man for cheap."
"Lao Hu, how should I get this thing off?"
Hu Bayi: "╮(╯▽╰)╭! Don't be in a hurry, okay? If you want to get this layer of crystals off, you have to at least take out all the corpses. You first gently cut open the crystals on the front and take a look.
The condition of the corpse.”
"Okay!" There was something good. The fat man was very motivated. He took the paratrooper knife and cut open the crystal in a few strokes.
Immediately, the crystals stained with a lot of dark red liquid disappeared, and the appearance of the corpse was completely revealed.
I saw that this was a fat man with a horse face, white beard and eyebrows, a bun on his head, and a slightly red body without any clothes covering it. The whole body was very well preserved, and there was no sign of decay at all.
It was just an old man who looked like he was sleeping.
When the fat man saw this, he stretched out his vaginal claws, lightly poked the old man's face twice, and then cursed, "This damn old man has been dead for more than two thousand years, why is he still no different from a living person... This special
Well, I’m afraid he’s going to turn into a rice dumpling, so we’d better burn him on fire quickly!”
Hearing this, Shirley Yang opened her mouth, "Don't worry about the body for the moment. I want to see if there is anything else in the liquid in the jade coffin. Let's fish it out first. Maybe what's inside can help us know who this old man is."
what happened."
Hearing this, Hu Ba nodded and said nothing. He only held the mountaineering pickaxe and used force on his hands, preparing to pull out the body so that he could salvage the contents of the jade coffin.
Unexpectedly, pulling with such force...
Can't pull it!
"Something's wrong," Hu Bayi's expression changed and became gloomy, "There seems to be something underneath the body, and it can't be pulled out at all."
The fat man heard this, and because he was anxious to find a way out, he said decisively, "Old Hu, I just said you should eat more and grow stronger. You are better now, and you can't even lift a corpse."
As he spoke, the fat man reached out and grasped the handle of the mountaineering pick that Hu Bayi held in his hand. "I'll show you. It's just a corpse. Is there anything that can't be pulled?"
As the words came out, the fat man pulled hard...
“￣□￣｜｜!!!”
When Hu Bayi saw it, he shook his head speechlessly, too lazy to say anything to the fat man, "Miss Yang, give me your mountaineering pickaxe."
Taking the mountaineering pick handed by Shirley Yang, Hu Bayi hooked the mountaineering pick directly towards the middle of the jade coffin.
"There is indeed something," Hu Bayi said, moving his hand and slowly pulling the hooked thing out.
See the situation.
Ding Ze subconsciously turned his gaze slightly to prevent himself from looking directly at the skinless python that was about to appear.
no way.
Everyone has weaknesses.
His tolerance for disgusting things is not very strong.